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AztecWarrior
2003-09-26, 10:03 PM
The Kittens and Spoons have been fighting forever. Bovines have joined, but they haven't done much fighting.

It is time to reveal my true faction:

http://www.vegiworks.com/pickle.jpg

THE PICKLE OWNS YOU ALL!!!!

FAQ:

Q: You guys are gay, that veggie looks like a phallus.

A: First of all, you noticed first. Second, the phallic shape can be found in many household objects. We are by no means homosexual, but you may be, you noticed first.

Q: How do you plan on getting support?

A: Many are tired of the Kitten-Spoon war. Many others are neutral. We seek them. We are the true faction: we can bring an end to this war through assimilation of the other factions.

Q: Don't lesbians use that to...

A: Look, enough with the sexual meanings. Our members do not like it just because of its innuendoes- the pickle is much greater than what initially meets the eye.

Q: OMFG KITTAYS WILL PWN JOOZ!!!11

A: We'll see...

Febnon
2003-09-26, 10:06 PM
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=919 KITTENS PWN

Spider
2003-09-26, 10:08 PM
Enough with this crap... no really enough... at first it was funny, now it's just a downward spiral towards... well something... very bad.

simba
2003-09-27, 06:21 PM
woah, thought u meant the game new world order, or wotever its name was, something like that.

simba
2003-09-27, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Spider
Enough with this crap... no really enough... at first it was funny, now it's just a downward spiral towards... well something... very bad.
wot is so bad about it? And wot is going to happend that is so bad about it?

ghost018
2003-09-27, 07:01 PM
I see this 'war' turning into a flame fest over which lube works best.

ghost

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-27, 07:20 PM
Peanut Butter & Jelly Time=pickles>spoons>kittens.


Do we have a alliance?:D

Everay
2003-09-27, 07:56 PM
Dont make me dispatch the midget army of the Bovines...

Kaikou
2003-09-27, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by AztecWarrior

Q: Don't lesbians use that to...

Complete with pleasure bumps!

MilitantB0B
2003-09-27, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Spider
Enough with this crap... no really enough... at first it was funny, now it's just a downward spiral towards... well something... very bad. Like maybe a bit of fun? Its better then the endless flamming and anger going on around here as of late.

As far as I am conserned, its still cows all the way...

AztecWarrior
2003-09-28, 10:57 PM
In that case, we will sieze power Illuminati-style: take important positions, then exert control. Very little actual fighting or terrorism.

Hamma
2003-09-29, 01:57 AM
Pickles are good. Especially dill pickles

Sentrosi
2003-09-29, 02:16 AM
Pickles will never be feared like the kittys are now. You all know, deep down in your hearts, that no one can resist the urge to hug a kitty. Hug a pickle, and you may be asked out by Bubba or any of the Queer Eye guys. Hug a kitty, and chicks will swarm over you wanting to pet your kitty. Then you have a nice chance to pet their kitty.

Spoons....don't get me started with them. You've heard my arguements against spoons.

Bovines....Big milk producing, veal yielding, burger on my grill animal. Oh, forgot leather. Can't forget about leather. Can you really fear an animal who's skin you wear? Didn't think so.

In the end, only one winner is clear. Kittay's forever.