Big girl problem: please help

[Jaged]

There are two girls, Girl A and Girl B. I really like girl A and I cant stand girl B. Through some weird twist of fate, girl B thinks I am going to homecoming with her. Girl A doesn't know how much I want to go with her. I don't just to want ditch girl B, care about her feelings. I don't want to go to homecoming with girl B because I can't stand spending that much time with her. I really want to go to homecoming with girl A, but I can't have two dates. Is there any way I can let girl B go with out devastating her? Do you have any other ideas? Am I rambling on to much?






p.s. If you are confused or need more info, please ask.

[Derfud]

If you really want to go with Girl A, then do. Just let girl B know flat out that you think your friendship is faltering, and that you would rather go with girl A. That is my advice, but you would probably be a fool to take it, since I have no dating experience whatsoever.

[Mtx]

Okay.. how'd you get hooked up with a fatty? Let me guess.. she's the girl you do when you're lonely? :lol:

You gotta date with a fatty!

Wanna get rid of her now? Well.. hmm perhaps McDonalds needs a new cow? I know how you got stuck with her. You were drinking or desperate and decided to have secret sex with a fatty but she wouldn't give it up unless you promised to date her. So you lied and said you would but after sex you realised how stupid that was and now you don't know how to ditch the cow? Find her a new boyfriend or a rack of lamb. :D

[Everay]

get a buddy to go out with girl b, Duh

[NightWalker XI]

the above is what I would do to, see if any of your friends likes girl B, if one does there ya go, put him in your position, explain to her and voila, sorted :D

[Pilgrim]

Remember Sexxing a FAT chick is like riding a moped.

Great ride unless your friends see ya.

Just be honest. It's a frightening and freaky thing I know, but I swear it works. If you can't pawn girl b off then just tell her flat out you don't really want to go with her. If she's a friends then she'll dig trying to help you get girl A if she isn't, then oh well her feelings get hurt, feelings mend.

Of course there is the other option. Go with girl B. This may seem frightening, but I can tell you 3 of the best dates of my life were with women I had no interest in. Unless you know her really well she may yet suprise you.

But when in doubt be honest.

[WickedDeus]

What Everay said....find yourself a wingman.

Rock On! (http://meta.popdex.com/video/coors-light-wingman.avi)

[JetRaiden]

o great....i just downloaded that clip and I have no idea where it saved to...

[GonePostal]

simple solution

you can hurt the fattys feelings and say no fat chicks aloud, were just friends, i dont know where th ehell you got that other idea

then tell the hot chick you like her


OR


find girl c and bang her at the homecoming party

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

My advice (as always): call my fav talkshow! 1-800-LOVE-191. sun.-thur., 10-12 pacific time. Get your love problems, your sex prolems, and also maye some constructon problems solved.

Seriously, Adam Carola does this show (if any of you remember him from The Man Show), and he's really funny.






And if any of you call ever, make sure he does a ligtning round at the end of the show, hehheh, its really funny.

[Khronos]

wait wait...

i think 'Big Girl Problem' doesnt mean shes a "heavy" girl...i think its just a big problem with the 2 girls..

anyways, if i were you, i would just confront Girl B and tell her how you feel and that you would really rather prefer to go with Girl A and that sorry it was a misunderstanding that she thought she was going with you.

[GonePostal]

o shit i thought he meant he had a problem with a big girl

[JetRaiden]

find girl c and bang her at the homecoming party

:lol: :lol:

thats the spirit!

[Drinky]

Drop girl B quick, its like tearing off a band aid. Dont procrastinate though just do it like now, nothing would be worse than leading this girl on.

I find a shot or two (or 5 or 6 in my case) of your favorite hard alcohol helps before you do it. More shots afterwards for her may help too.

Oh wait your in high school, nevermind.

[GonePostal]

drop em both dude

im telling ya find the girl c ( the drunk one mind you)

and fuck her

[Onizuka]

I agree, drop them both. FInd someone totally different or tell Girl A and Girl B the truth. Just dont lie, it will only make things worse.

[GonePostal]

DONT LIE!!!



omg man you gotta lie through your teeth

[Onizuka]

I hope your joking.

[GonePostal]

hell no

when your in high school and your dealing with more than 1 chick you gotta lie out the ass dude

especially if your lookin for a piece of ass, but you gotta make your move quick

[Onizuka]

I think your an idiot, but hey you think im gay so were even. :)

[GonePostal]

roffle

lol women would lie to you, and you better believe they do


otherwise your in bad shape:(

[Onizuka]

i wouldnt want to go out with a girl that would constantly lie to me, so thats no problem.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

But how would you know she's lieing when she's lieing?:p

[Searo]

Because we're not idiots that lie to girls all the time?

[GonePostal]

ye but its a fact girls lie to you

[NoSurrender]

GP You are the new Lone. I hope your proud...

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by GonePostal
ye but its a fact girls lie to you :nod:

Though i dont care, if she invites me to her house when her parents aren't home, I dont care if she's lieing at all.


unles she was lieing about her parents not being home....then i would be screwed.:rolleyes:

[Spee]

The only time I get pissed at my girlfriend is when she's running PlanetSide and she CTD's.


That, and she really need a new mobo...Old gal aint what she used to be.

[Everay]

so your girl freind is your computer?

[Spee]

:confused:


What made you think that?

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

nerd alert.:D

[Fire_Monkey]

:lol: Yeah, just tell her that you dont like her (B) because you don't, and then go ask (A). That is unless you want (B) as a friend, then just be nice about it.

[Robot]

or you can just catch the gay

[TekDragon]

Now first of all, let me say that no ne want's to bang a REALLY BIG girl.

But a slightly chubby girl? The one with the big tits and round ass? Those girls make some of the best lovers. Eager to please and VERY horny.

Don't diss it till you've hit it.

[1024]

dont go to dances. they suck. boring shit.

[Everay]

Originally posted by Spee
The only time I get pissed at my girlfriend is when she's running PlanetSide and she CTD's.


That, and she really need a new mobo...Old gal aint what she used to be.


So she crashes to desktop alot huh? well, computers do that, especialy with PS, and she needs a new mobo, as in a upgrade...

[WickedDeus]

Reading GP's port I highly doubt he has ever hit it...and if he has it was a crackhoe.

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by � � � 4
dont go to dances. they suck. boring shit.

:indeed:

[Peacemaker]

My tactic is to find out if they are BI. It worked like 5 times out of 7 or so for me. :) Nothing like showing up to the dance with two girls. Besides girls arguing over who gets u is the best thing. (Unless its like they are going out of their way to buy u stuff, thats just using them)

[X-113]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Now first of all, let me say that no ne want's to bang a REALLY BIG girl.

But a slightly chubby girl? The one with the big tits and round ass? Those girls make some of the best lovers. Eager to please and VERY horny.

Don't diss it till you've hit it.

:nod: :nod: :nod: :brow:

And I dont think the origional poster meant they had a problem involving big girls, rather a big problem involving girls.

[Zodiac]

:lol: @ GP

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedfmj-BP.jpg

[Spee]

Originally posted by Everay
So she crashes to desktop alot huh? well, computers do that, especialy with PS, and she needs a new mobo, as in a upgrade...



Dude, you are so confused. :)

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by TekDragon
Now first of all, let me say that no ne want's to bang a REALLY BIG girl.

But a slightly chubby girl? The one with the big tits and round ass? Those girls make some of the best lovers. Eager to please and VERY horny.

Don't diss it till you've hit it.


Basically your saying a females body fat percentage is a factor in how eager they are to have sex? right...

[Jaged]

(if anyone is confused, I was the orignal poster)

Lol, neither of the two chicks are fat. They are both fairly hot. But girl B is annoying and girl A is a chearleader :drool:. I think I am just going to go with girl B. That is unless an optrunaty presents itself. Her parrents don't seem to be pleased about her dating. Thay are insisting that we double date with someone else. Maybe I could use that to my advantage...... somehow......

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Onizuka
Basically your saying a females body fat percentage is a factor in how eager they are to have sex? right...
No you virgin-for-life dip shit. That's not what i'm saying.

A slightly chubby girl is likely to feel left out from the attention that the "model type girls" get. Therefore any attention that IS given to her is greedely accepted. This translates into eagerness to please in bed in the sub-concious desire to earn more attention/approval.

This does not factor in with very large girls, mainly because they are too self concious to let go. A slightly chubby girl however, has the perfect ratio of self confidence (low, but not low enough to get shy in bed) and self esteem (low enough not to be a self-centered slut, but high enough to be fun with on a date).

I'm pretty sure every other person on this forum knew what I was saying. Of course, every other person on this forum has a chance (however minute) of getting laid.

[Hamma]

You two are starting to piss me off with your constant jabbing at eachother.

stop it, dammit.

[WickedDeus]

Originally posted by Jaged
(if anyone is confused, I was the orignal poster)

Lol, neither of the two chicks are fat. They are both fairly hot. But girl B is annoying and girl A is a chearleader :drool:. I think I am just going to go with girl B. That is unless an optrunaty presents itself. Her parrents don't seem to be pleased about her dating. Thay are insisting that we double date with someone else. Maybe I could use that to my advantage...... somehow......

Which parent doesn't seem please with her date? B or A? A is a cheerleader? Jaged...you must hit it. Dump B....like I said before you must have friends who owe you a favor. Get him to be your wingman and get girl B off your nut sack.

[Jaged]

B's parents are reluctant. And A dosen't even know I am interested in going to a dance with her. Thats a long way from sex, lol. And the friend who set me up with girl b hates her more than i do.

[Everay]

lol, youve gota a plan Jeged, id prolly end up doing the same thing

[WickedDeus]

Well, let girl A know that your interested and feel it out to see if you have a chance. If you do then dumb girl B to another one of your so called friend just like how your so call friend dump girl B to you in the first place.:D

If girl A has no interest then just bang girl B.

[Nimbus]

Originally posted by Jaged
B's parents are reluctant. And A dosen't even know I am interested in going to a dance with her. Thats a long way from sex, lol. And the friend who set me up with girl b hates her more than i do.

This is why you gut and hang anybody who sets you up with a girl without your permission. Personally, the way I would have handled it would be to tell girl B that the friend who set you up with her had really intended to ask her out himself but lost his nerve and set you up with her instead. He's been upset and whining about it ever since and you wonder if she'd be sweet enough to go with him instead to shut him up. Then go ask girl A and if girl A won't go with you, go bang girl C. Get D and E for good measure too.

[WritheNC]

Let me give you some advice I wish I had when I was in high school. It doesn't pertain to your problem exactly, but its good advice.

Date as many girls as you can while you are in high school, and don't take any of it too seriously.

The only reason is so when you go to college and the real world, you know what kind of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with.

If you spend your entire high school duration drooling over one girl, or dating only one girl, you'll never really know if "she's the one" because frankly, you haven't gone out and dated anyone.

Dating doesn't mean having sex or even kissing, just spend time with them and if you really like their personality, you'll know what kind of woman to look for and what kind of woman you can probably get along the most with in a long-term relationship/marriage situation.

[Spider]

Take both to homecoming. Simple as that!

[GonePostal]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedfmj-BP.jpg

whats that guys name?

he did full metal jacket right?

and i know he does mailcall cause that show is awsome but i cant remember his name

[Paingiver]

R. L. Ermey i think

[GonePostal]

ye i think your right it says something similar to that on mailcall credits

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Paingiver
R. L. Ermey i think

:nod: yup

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Hamma
You two are starting to piss me off with your constant jabbing at eachother.

stop it, dammit.

i wub j00 :love:

thx for clearing that up tek, i was confused.


EDIT: oh tek, btw, my goal in life isnt getting laid. its being happy and making other people happy, and i dont give a flying fuck if you think im a goody-two-shoes dipshit virgin for life asshole, because that says more about you then it does about me. Understood?

[TekDragon]

Originally posted by Onizuka
i dont give a flying fuck if you think im a goody-two-shoes dipshit virgin for life asshole, because that says more about you then it does about me. Understood?
Nope. It means exactly what I said it means.

BTW: How does shoving your opinions in people's faces with no facts/logic to back them up make you a "happy person that makes other people happy"?

Where I come from, that's called "annoying", not "happy".

[JetRaiden]

and i dont give a flying fuck


dont say "flying fuck" i hate that phrase.

[Onizuka]

sorry lol :cool:

[GonePostal]

not flaming anybody but

what is a flying fuck?

[JonnyK]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/officespacetwochicks.jpg

[Spee]

Originally posted by GonePostal

what is a flying fuck?


An aeronautically gifted coitus.


Or, the Mile High club, if you prefer.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by GonePostal
what is a flying fuck? The new name for the Dallas Cowboys.

[Everay]

i think its the name of this chineise porno, its like a mix between Flying Tiger Hidden Dragon and some porno, really funny, they were flying around, fucking, and like doing matrial arts, and fucking, it was funny.....no really it was

[Hamma]

I suck at girls, so I am avoiding this thread.

[GonePostal]

Originally posted by Spee
An aeronautically gifted coitus.


Or, the Mile High club, if you prefer.

ye that sounds reasonable

o and johnnyk has a really good point

[JetRaiden]

i had to do a biology project once and I googled up "The Big Bang"

and Im pretty sure more then half the results led to an extremely well done porno by the same name.

[GonePostal]

not at all surprising

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Originally posted by Hamma
I suck at girls, so I am avoiding this thread. :eek:




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