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Derfud
2003-09-30, 12:48 AM
Hamma Shatters Masturbation World Record!
September 30, 2003


It's official, Hamma is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Hamma achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Hamma remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Hamma is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Hamma was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Hamma said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".



WTFS Hamma?! (http://hamma.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php)


I bet anyone at PSU might be able to beat this? What do you think?

TekDragon
2003-09-30, 12:55 AM
What a bunch of crap. I could do that in an hour.

321
2003-09-30, 01:10 AM
Do we really want to know this :rolleyes: .

Hamma
2003-09-30, 04:11 AM
lies, ban

bryan25
2003-09-30, 05:34 AM
i bet i could be that................. ;)

EineBeBoP
2003-09-30, 10:09 AM
:lol: radio station jock is going to take wednesday off and try to beat that.

JetRaiden
2003-09-30, 10:10 AM
he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

heh heh..."quest."

Happy lil Elf
2003-09-30, 10:44 AM
What a bunch of crap. I could do that in an hour.You're saying you could get off 26 times in an hour? Please forgive me if I don't quite believe you :lol:

*Edit* Please god don't let anyone say "Pics or it didn't happen" >_<
:p

TekDragon
2003-09-30, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
You're saying you could get off 26 times in an hour? Please forgive me if I don't quite believe you :lol:

*Edit* Please god don't let anyone say "Pics or it didn't happen" >_<
:p
:rofl:
Yeah, i was joking. Especially now. Seriously though.. if I was still in my junior year of highschool I could of beat that record without even trying. Masturbation was my freaking hobby. I still can't think of any recreational activity more fun, interesting, and rewarding than masturbation but i've (sad to say) lost my ability to do it several dozen times.

I figure i could manage a dozen times now. It's very time consuming though :(

Spider
2003-09-30, 03:47 PM
Pics or it didnt happen! :p :lol:

And tek... I will have nightmares for a month.

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-30, 03:52 PM
I'm 13, i'm gona start training. :D

......even though I could do atleast half of that in3 hours-without things to sooth the burning.:nod:

bryan25
2003-09-30, 06:49 PM
See look what u exposed a 13 year old to. I hope your happy.

Everay
2003-09-30, 07:55 PM
but squeeky is 13 and ill bet hes already beaten that record

Khronos
2003-09-30, 07:59 PM
:eek:
gg?

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-09-30, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by bryan25
See look what u exposed a 13 year old to. I hope your happy. Dude, look at your advatar. Thats enough to scare me.:rolleyes:

DaShiznit
2003-09-30, 10:07 PM
Ha hamma, what a pussy, he actually whacked off for 24 hours straight. Get a life dude....INCOMING SKEETER! GET DOWN! :Gunfire: Hamma....got...me...

bryan25
2003-10-01, 06:16 AM
Is squeeky 13 i thought he said he was older?

Are u talkin to Hamma like that if u are= *BAN*.

1024
2003-10-01, 09:48 AM
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he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
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heh heh..."quest."


continuous stream

heh heh...

BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-10-02, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by bryan25
Is squeeky 13 i thought he said he was older? 14. And he cant take stuff like this, we must hide it before he comes back.


And yes i can, why, because......i can.:p