Quotes:Not good enough

[bryan25]

I have submitted lots of Quotes and none of them where accepted i think they are perfectly good better then alot of the ones i see picked.

Here u go tell me your opinion.

Rejected:
- Where badluck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
- The reason wy nobody will talk to you.
- If we only had a tittybar....
- The only place where PlanetSide clothes are considered cool.
- A great place to waste your time.
- The reason we get up in the morning and can't go to bed at night
- The reason Saddam Hussein hates America.

[MilitantB0B]

Everybody wonders the same thing, but the truth is, nobody knows how Hamma picks his quotes, I think it has something to do with a chicken, vodoo mask, and copious amounts of malt liquor, but that is just me. heres my list:

Awaiting approval:
- We must kung-fu fight!


Accepted:
- Your mother...
- The offical admin of the special olympics
- Staying on the scene, like a sex machine, since 2003
- Avoid contact with skin
- =BAN
- Rejected
- Awaiting Approval
- In loving memory of your social life.
- To activate the cheat mode, press alt-F4
- It's not polite to stare
- Less chat, more splat
- Hamma is watching...
- :HitIt:


Rejected:
- Me>You
- Where the shirt meets the pants.
- I'll Show You hunkey Dorey!!
- In Soviet Russia, Planetside plays you!
- Go ahead and run, a bullet through the back of the head will do just as well as the front.
- Ohhhh, shiny...
- The offical Planetside fan site of Nascar
- Everybodys hugging
- Don't ask why, just run from Oprah!
- Just bend over and get it over with...
- Crushing idiots under our fascist jack boot since 2002
- the latest party drug gripping the nation.
- Why? I have no freakin' clue.
- One word of advice, don't suck.
- Where kitten squeezing is the national pastime
- Where quotes go to die
- ^This side up^
- Kiss me, I'm lonely
- Heres Squeeky!!!
- Part of a balanced breakfast
- 9 out of every 10 doctors recommend the blue pill
- Keep the peace, dodge the police
- paid the cost to be the boss
- I'm a sex machine
- Look away! I'm hideous!
- Cry more noob...
- Ph34r t3h b0v1n3!
- And now for somethng completely different.
- We care, so you don't have to.
- Life is a bitch, and his name is Squeeky!
- This place intentionally left blank
- You heard wrong!

[Onizuka]

cant believe hamma didnt accept "Squeeky stole my wack off gell"

:mad: @ Hammer :p

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Onizuka
cant believe hamma didnt accept "Squeeky stole my wack off gell"

:mad: @ Hammer :p


Change that quote to "Ph34r t3h b0v1n3!"

[MilitantB0B]

I already submited that one, denied. :(

[EineBeBoP]

yeah, I saw. Sux that it was :(

[bryan25]

LOL u got some good quotes.

[321]

I only have 2 approved quotes:( . But then again I made all of them in one day:p .

[DaShiznit]

Im with ya man, i've got a real crappy approval rating. I'd post mine, but i'm not sure if that's like, some horrible sin.

[EineBeBoP]

Rejected:
- No more Weed for hamma.
- For external use only.
- Hamma for California State Govenor! (He might as well!)
- OMG hes HAXORING! HE has COMMON SENSE!
- "WTF? somebody dosent like PSU 2.0! Thats it, :banned:" -Hamma
- Hamma = Teh Roxxors!
- Manlove offered by the post!
- Where PnsNdabut is a GOOD thing.
- No PnsNdabut for you!
- PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU: PSU:...


I suck at this game, can we play something else?

[Everay]

i dont have as many but

Accepted:
- Sqeeze the Kitten to DEATH!
- The Place where Bovines reign supreme.


Rejected:
- ITS NOT FOR DINNER! ITS FOR LUNCH BITCH!
- Is that a Vanu in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- Let the cat die!
- A stern warning for the future
- Cows, Kittens and Spoons, who will prevail?

[Searo]

I've got over 100, and last time I checked I had the most accepted quotes.
(I'm Flameseeker, as a hint to the slow.)

GIVE ME QUOTE MASTAH CUSTOM TITLE!!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKE!

[ViperGTS]

Accepted:
- How do I submit a Quote?


Rejected:
- PSU: Damit I messed up.
- Flamers aproved.
- P.I.M.P.
- Were T&A is a okay.
- Now german friendly.
- For every $1000 you donate you get a nice tote bag.
- Whacha talkin about HAMMA?
- RAP SUCKS...
- A vs,TR,and NC walk into a bar...
- This fall? Umm no. Anybody who believes this is VERY gaulable. If there is an expantion before 2004 you guys can flame me for ever. I give you my word. MARK MY WORDS!--Lonehunter187
- Donate DAMN you, donate!
- What does POTD stand for?
- Ace, as in the store?
- How do you fire in this game?
- Emerald, as in the jewl right?
- It's HAMMA Time!!!!
- OH GOD WHY...
- There never was a wormhole...MUHAHAHAHA

Hey they cant all be winners...

[1024]

Another quote thread. Fun.

Better ones that got rejected:
- Hamma speaks mexican
- TIME TO HAND OUT SOME CANCER! :(
- hamma should get an afro
- Hamma's home away from ho- oh no wait, just his home

Approved: 27
Denied: 62
Success Rate: 30.34%

Accepted:
- Public Test server is a place for testing, not sex
- Google? Hamma-gle!
- Screw Ask Jeeves, Ask Hamma.
- Free? Sweet Deal.
- Pee + Ess + You = PSU
- Hamma...Hammer...coincedience? I think not!
- Must be over -3 to enter.
- Pwned. Since 2002.
- Soon to have its own website!
- Pro-AGN
- [Insert funny hamma quote here]
- Please! Not the exo suit! Not teh exosuit!
- Cancer sucks!
- PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURE WARNING!
- Where do i stick this med-applicator?
- who needs a nano-dispenser when you got tape?
- Because your last addiction got you in jail
- Because your other addiciction is illegal
- Because your other addiction costs money
- 1024 needs a life
- Hamma Time
- Can't Touch This
- hamma freestyles like eminem
- death is a guy with no pants, his name is Hamma
- Where women and cheese go great together
- Hamma gets e-mails abot putting his pants on
- a division of UPS


Rejected:
- flashy lights are banned
- elbow backwards is woble
- If you read this you're gay.
- Ham + Mom = Hamma
- Your Daily Dose of PS!
- Manuals are for people named Squeeky.
- Um...ok.
- Your #1 source of freash off teh shelf n00bs!
- NC Tip #54. Running around naked is not a good distraction.
- [Insert acronym of PSU here]
- Scotch tape>Nanites
- Whats the console button in this game?
- More frustrating than a rubix cube
- PSU
- Battlefield = PSU
- pwn'd.
- Get flamed by n00b. Rinse and Repeat.
- TIME TO HAND OUT SOME CANCER!
- TIME TO HAND OUT SOME CANCER! -1024
- Induces large amounts of idiots once game becomes public
- WTFGAIHSFBAVA
- QUITCHERBITCHIN'!!!!1
- hamma should get an afro
- hamma does not look like bill gates
- Lashers lashing lashy lashers
- what is this pee-es-you you speak of?
- wtfsimostfuplzokthx
- WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Psychotic Stations United
- Can i have no armor and run around naked?
- Hamma speaks mexican
- :wave: :D :wave:
- PSU taught meh how teh spell liek a ph43red l33t n00b
- Bceaasue oyur ohter addiciton skewr up yoru thiknign
- Because your other addiciton has less chance of giving you a seizure
- Because your other addiciton destoys your brain less
- Because your other addiction has no solid dealer
- MC Hamma
- I rock your socks up down and all around
- ban.
- where guys iwth n opants are born
- Poles Sulking Up
- I keep spare pants in my locker for when BOHICA comes
- This quote has been placed in a queue and teh admin will reject it.
- Remeber the "Which empire are you?" threads from beta?
- Incompetent runs from SigBots
- if life is abitch, and her name is {{eMaGyN}}, then is death Hamma?
- eMa is nice
- Where Hamma loves to frolic
- Lets go get lost
- This isn't a quote, you just dont like me, do you? send me a PM in response -1024
- Where everyone has sanity has their
- What exactly makes this a quote?
- Hamma is going to reject this quote -1024
- The quote thingy is borked
- [Quote removed by admin.]
- ANT fun = ramming speed!
- Squeeky gave a shoutout to his mom for bringing him a #1 from MCdonalds
- 1024 hates his title
- 1024 should make sigs for everyone.
- aka Poop Suckers from Uranus
- Hamma's home away from ho- oh no wait, just his home


- In loving memory of your social life.

:lol:

[Hamma]

I reject just about as many POTD's :lol:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Awaiting approval:
- I bet 2 of my 10 quotes will get accepted.
- Up your butt, and around the corner
- Stalks hamma
- Where if you wish for a drink, don't say "weeee!"
- WHAZZUP!?!?!?
- Chalkboards are bastards, his name is squeeky.
- Must be this tall to enter______
- Where it's not stupid to put chainsaws in knife holsters
- Where it knows your numbers, all of your numbers.
- Shazbot


Accepted:
- Where 1 out of your 10 quotes gets accepted.
- Sucks less than before.
- Where the best quotes never get accepted.
- Where POTD's have bugs
- Where whoring is a sport.
- Home station to the spoon vs. kitten wars
- Joy to the world that barney's dead.


Rejected:
- Plays music that scares grandma
- Your reading it, better you than me.
- It sorta makes you wonder what you did in the past to desever this.
- Dodge this-OUCH!
- It is not the spoon that bends, it is you.
- Choices...and a cookie
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I had it with a woman.
- Where spanish teachers play PS too!
- Sunderer + guy + camara man + forien NC chick = Bangbus
- Humans taste like fish.
- Where recruit's are already recruited.
- Just like Mickey Mouse, but we aren't Angel fans.
- Where it doesn't matter whats in your pants
- Your fat? Play Planetside!
- More popular than Ben Affleck (no duh)
- If anything I'm Han Solo and Hamma's....Chewbacca.
- No longer in purple because its gay.
- POTD: Pot of the day
- I want vanu doll! :cry:
- I smell ho! wheres the ho?! Oh theres the ho.
- Your gay
- Goggles gives you wings!
- I Smell Queer!
- A proud parent of a banned member.

And for my other name (BUGGER33)

Approved quotes:
- We want you to drive the big brown truck.
- Houston, we have lunch break.
- 4 out of 4 think PSU is great, the 5th guy was killed.
- Donate money for Hamma's new webcam!
- VS: Very Stupid
- Even NC call 911
- I lost 30 pounds playing PlanetSide!
- Does the Galaxy have a food cart?
- A third implant? But I already got 2.
- Nerf Sigbot
- I think I left the keys in the Harrasser again.
- If your g/f doesn't play it, nothing will!
- Where breaking through the back door is not a robbery.

[bryan25]

LOL thats a good one Viper :lol:

[ViperGTS]

Originally posted by bryan25
LOL thats a good one Viper :lol:

:D