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[Paingiver]

my little cousin is askin me give him "the low-down" on girls and stuff. Hes in fifth grade and hes already worried about his frikin sex life, wat the hell is this world comin to! He said he asked his dad, but his dad wont tell him anythin, wat should i do?!1

[Blood_Knight]

tell him. we had this thing at the end of 5th grade about stuff like sex,and growin up and stuff like that. i would tell him at least

[Nimbus]

Hmmm fun
Well, you could be friendly and helpful, give him the lowdown and answer any questions he has honestly, but not to graphically.
Or.
You could teach him to act like Richard Simmons.

[Zodiac]

i would say dont tell him, especially since his dad said no. besides hes got plenty of time before he really needs to know about sex. :nod:

[Bighoss]

start off with periods and blow job week.

[Rbstr]

If his dad ddin't tell him i don't thin kyou should either. He'll be learing about it in 6th grade anyway at least thats when we did our G&D unit, and again in 7th science

[Paingiver]

i know, but apparently there are sluts in his grade and shit like that, like i said, wat is this world comin to.:rolleyes:

[Zodiac]

sluts in fifth grade? bullshit :nono:

[Paingiver]

i didn't believe it at first, but hes been tellin me that kids are startin to come up on third base

[Everay]

well, havent you guys ever watched maury!? like there were episodes that were entitled, My 13 year old daughter is a slut! and theyred be all these lil hard core girls walking around the stage with a bra and some daisy dukes, screaming YOU DONT KNOW ME!....man i love those kinds of episodes, and then the Drill instructer would come out and make them cry, and make my day.

oh, what for you to do with the 5th grader....hmmm, beat him a lil, and then say, theyre gonna teach you all the fun stuff in 6th grade, though none of its fun, and just wait till the 8th grade when they teach you about STDs!

[Zodiac]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bullshitwave.gif

edit: the world isnt that bad....yet.

[Everay]

wow zodiac, that looks purty

[Paingiver]

he seemed pretty serious bout it though, i dont know if to be the older brother and give him da lowdown, or to just let his little slutty friends to break it to im.

[firecrackerNC]

I believe it,back in 5th grade for me we had sluts fucking 7th or 8th graders,kinda sick really but it happened

[Onizuka]

Originally posted by Zodiac
i would say dont tell him, especially since his dad said no. besides hes got plenty of time before he really needs to know about sex. :nod:

[Everay]

yea, id belive it too, there were some sluts back in middle school too, well, one, but she was real nice, i guess mabey she made some bad choices or something, but she was nice

[Zodiac]

i wanna know where the fuck you people live? never heard of shit like that here in NC, even with all the redneck kids around, nothing starts till late middle school :eek:

[Paingiver]

my friends little brother who is in sixth grade got BJ'd, he came home all proud and shit and told us, and we were like wtf!!1 so zodiac, sick shits hppenin in middle school

[Zodiac]

learn to read. i said elementary school and asked where you live.

[Paingiver]

i live in florida

[Everay]

Originally posted by Zodiac
learn to read. i said elementary school and asked where you live.

you never mentioned elementary, but were not here to discuss that, were here to discuss wether or not he should tell his lil bro about the birds and the bees

id say tell him, but dont go into too much detail

texas

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Everay
you never mentioned elementary

Originally posted by Zodiac
sluts in fifth grade? bullshit :nono:

edit: my whole point was about elementary school, i know alot of nasty stuff goes on starting at about 7th or 8th grade

[Paingiver]

for one thing, hes my little cousin, and he wants to know da facts and stuff and how he should ask a girl out and and all the 'other stuff' , i jst dont know wat to tell im

[JetRaiden]

tell him what he wants to hear, and if you're lucky he'll never bother you again.

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by Zodiac
i would say dont tell him, especially since his dad said no. besides hes got plenty of time before he really needs to know about sex. :nod: Indeed.

What is the world comming to? The end I'm sure...

[Nimbus]

Originally posted by Zodiac
sluts in fifth grade? bullshit :nono:

I wish. Nothing like that went on when I was that young but my stepsister was grinding with high schoolers when she was 12. Put two 18 year olds in jail for statitory rape when she was 13.

[Mr1337Duck]

well, havent you guys ever watched maury!? like there were episodes that were entitled, My 13 year old daughter is a slut! and theyred be all these lil hard core girls walking around the stage with a bra and some daisy dukes, screaming YOU DONT KNOW ME!

13 year old sluts? Show me a link to a video and I'll believe that.

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by Nimbus
I wish. Nothing like that went on when I was that young but my stepsister was grinding with high schoolers when she was 12. Put two 18 year olds in jail for statitory rape when she was 13.

you gotta be one hell of a dumbass to be 12 and still in the fifth grade :rolleyes:

[firecrackerNC]

he never said she was a fifth grader he just said shes 12,so shut up,listen i say tell the kid,if not hes gonna learn from tv,friends,online ect ect so better he hear it how it is and not from those type of things

[JetRaiden]

13 year old sluts? Show me a link to a video and I'll believe that.


pervert.

[Everay]

Originally posted by Paingiver
for one thing, hes my little cousin, and he wants to know da facts and stuff and how he should ask a girl out and and all the 'other stuff' , i jst dont know wat to tell im


well cmon pain, be smart about this, just tell him the facts, pros and cons to sex, tell him about consequinces of unprotected premarital sex, the posibilities of STDs, such as the one where your lil member falls off (its like in africa or something, but leave that out) and such. my advice, is just to wait till your married, ive seen my brother when he had the scare that he might have inpregnated his GF. and thats a story i dont wanna go into.

i mean, its not like you gotta tell him what a dirty Sanches is, or what it means for a girl to mix his biscuts

[GonePostal]

haha god why does everybody bring there r/l problems to the forums

o well tell him hes gonna find out sooner or later

[Indecisive]

Id say tell him. Better someone in his family to tell him then his friends. Fuck. My friends told me in what? 2nd grade. /sigh.

/me does some quick math

Yup. 2nd grade. Scary huh?