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AztecWarrior
2003-10-08, 06:18 PM
I was in US History class, and our teacher says.

"The other periods have a different quiz schedule. You might want to write this down..."

And he stopped.

This is an exact copy of what was on the board. Note that he doesn't use arrows, he actually writes an equal sign followed by a greater than sign. He's a robot.

10/8/03
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Quiz Tomorrow
Per'.s 1,3,4 => Sections 1,2
Per'.s 6,8 => Sections 2,3



hermaphrodite

Everyone started cracking up. The teacher stopped talking as he was amazed at why the hell that word was there, and he reached for the eraser.

The handwriting wasn't his, someone else wrote "hermaphrodite".

It is of note that, due to glare, I could read the erased words on the other board, and it appears that there was some kind of Sex Ed class beforehand, but somehow that word escaped the axe.

Paingiver
2003-10-08, 06:20 PM
:p

EineBeBoP
2003-10-08, 06:26 PM
:lol: sweet.

I remember I had a substitute for Algebra last year. He was writing our assignment on the board, and wrote "Oral Ex. 1-25 odd" (Oral Exercises)

So a bit later, my friend walks by the board pretending to get a tissue, and puts an S in front of the Ex.
so now it says "Oral Sex. 1-25 odd"
So the class cracks up, and we all start laughing. The sub notices what my friend does, and they start to argue about sending him to the front office. after about 5 or 8 min, My friend (to piss off the teacher, and get him started right where they started the argument) asks "What Am I going to the Office for?!"
and the sub replies, "You're going to the office for Oral sex!"

The class cracks up again, the sub turns as red as this smiley :mad: , and kicks my friend out of the room.

Paingiver
2003-10-08, 06:31 PM
:lol:

arctik
2003-10-08, 06:35 PM
Frikin robots... I think my history teacher is one too. :eek:

Onizuka
2003-10-08, 06:48 PM
:rofl: both those are great

Sputty
2003-10-08, 07:15 PM
So, you're in grade 6 Aztec?

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:17 PM
ye i was kinda wondering that myself

and why everybody else was putting the laughing smilies

Onizuka
2003-10-08, 07:22 PM
So, you're in grade 6 Aztec?


He was born in august something 1988, so i would assume he is in 9th or 10th grade.

I put a rofl smiley up because i found it funny.

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:35 PM
if your avatar, hentai?

Onizuka
2003-10-08, 07:36 PM
No. lol :evil:

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:37 PM
lol why is it all girls then and at one point i believe it flashes a teet? (unless im mistaken)

im convinced thats hentai

Onizuka
2003-10-08, 07:40 PM
Its a character from GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) and my 3rd fav anime char of all time. I put her there because my name is onizuka and she if from GTO. I dont really expect anyone here to know that, but I do at least.

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:44 PM
so you fantasize about being a female hentai pron star?

anime is weak

Squeeky
2003-10-08, 07:46 PM
We have different levels of Sex Ed all through middle/high school

Onizuka
2003-10-08, 07:47 PM
*sighs*

JetRaiden
2003-10-08, 07:50 PM
We have different levels of Sex Ed all through middle/high school


7th Grade: Sex is bad and if you do it you'll burn in hell.


10th Grade: Condom ussage lessons.

Khronos
2003-10-08, 07:51 PM
the girl is wearing a bikini top...geeze keep your pants on ;)


:lol: at the incident, Aztec

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:52 PM
im in 10th and we havent gotten any condom usage lessons yet

JetRaiden
2003-10-08, 07:57 PM
you'll probably have a short thing on it later in the year. its only october.

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 07:58 PM
true

Khronos
2003-10-08, 08:02 PM
my gym teacher showed me that first hand like 3 years ag.....erhmm...uhh nvm..

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 08:05 PM
ahhh to much info!!!

/me shuts off pc

JetRaiden
2003-10-08, 08:07 PM
my gym teacher showed me that first hand like 3 years ag.....erhmm...uhh nvm..

does that qualify as melesatation? ;)

GonePostal
2003-10-08, 08:08 PM
i smell lawsuit

Blood_Knight
2003-10-08, 08:31 PM
:rofl: :huh: my science teachers a robot i beleive:nod: