Women

[NoSurrender]

my friends got a girl whos obessed with him ( like in those movies and that 70s show w/ fez those girls that are like crazy) and shes crazy she like showed up at my locker while i was gettin books and she was quiet till i turned around and scared the crap outa me. Anyone have any ideas for me? (im trying 2 avoid hiding behind girls so they can beat her ass for me and i dont hit women/girls)

[Peacemaker]

??? ur advoiding the crazy chick? Or you want her beat up? I dont get it.

[NoSurrender]

i wanna get rid of her w/o being a ass and not hitting her or getting some girl 2 kick her ass

[Peacemaker]

Find some other guy to like her

[NoSurrender]

shes obessed with my best friend so shes stalking me 2 find out about him
so fuck... and no i can't she dumped by friends bf and alot of other shit...

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

You say he thinks your shit, now go take a shit and maybe he'll like you.



Eh, play her game, get him to like her, then hopefully she wont quiz you on your chapter test.

[Onizuka]

I would suggest being sensitive, but totally straightforward.

[JetRaiden]

tell her everything she wants to know and watch her seduce your friend. live entertainments never been better.

[Everay]

uhh, the better entertainment is being in on the act

[Squeeky]

How nice, a girl likes you and you wan't her ass kicked. Way to go dude, you must be l33t with the ladies :lol:

[DramaticFanatic]

tell her everything she wants to know and watch her seduce your friend. live entertainments never been better.

hahaha :D nice one!

[Mtx]

shes obessed with my best friend so shes stalking me 2 find out about him
so fuck... and no i can't she dumped by friends bf and alot of other shit...

Is this a good friend or a shitty friend?

If shitty... tell her your friend enjoys it when his girlfriends punch him in the stomach. He thinks it's funny. :D

[Nimbus]

Oh c'mon! This stuff is sooooo easy.
Next time she comes up to you scream "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO STALKER BITCH!" then run away.
Voila, problem solved. She'll leave you alone and everybody will talk about you all afternoon.

[Derfud]

Just tell her that if she is so interested in your friend, that she should go talk to him.

[Spider]

Ahh hmmm I see... right... no!

Simple awnser!







Kill her and eat the body!

[1024]

Be straight up. Tell her it's pretty pathetic she's stalking her crush's best friend to find out about him.

[Spider]

Damnit I'm telling you don't listen to them!





Kill her and eat the body!

[1024]

very interesting alternative.

or you could hella hit on her. Like say, "Damn, you're the fucking sexiest chick i've ever seen."

[Everay]

i liked the eating part alot better

[Spider]

Once again your young brain proves you wrong!






Either you eat the body or stuff it in the wall!

Or make her pregnant then eat thru the womb to eat the baby then eat the rest and stuff the fecal matter in a wall!

[Blood_Knight]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :huh: *me runs*

[EineBeBoP]

Once again your young brain proves you wrong!






Either you eat the body or stuff it in the wall!

Or make her pregnant then eat thru the womb to eat the baby then eat the rest and stuff the fecal matter in a wall!


/me hands spider a happy pill.

[Spider]

Ah yes!

I forgot the last part.

Smile!