Holy crap laughing my ass off! (Not for the religious, work safe)

[Spider]

http://www.planetquake.com/polycount/cottages/r13/pics/halloween.jpg

:lol:

[Squeeky]

Prepare to come under fire from Aztec. And that is pretty funny :)

[Spider]

*prepares a wall that will last till 12:00 a.m at wich time aztec's mexican genes will kick in and make him take a nap*

[Navaron]

*prepares a wall that will last till 12:00 a.m at wich time aztec's mexican genes will kick in and make him take a nap*


You ever wonder why hundreds of people hate you?

[Spider]

:lol: Aztec knows I'm kidding I keep messing around that when he was on IRC with me once... but meh!

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Nimbus]

*hates his Italian genes that keep making slick back his hair and wear suits*

[OmnipotentKiwi]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EineBeBoP]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


OMG thats great! !

[Zodiac]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/funnyno1.jpg

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

:lol: dude I gota good idea what i'm going to be for halloween!.....just instad of a priest i'l be the pope!


eh screw that, that pic pwns :rofl:

[Onizuka]

lol...

[Happy lil Elf]

Best. Holloween Costume. Ever.

[AztecWarrior]

Jeez, it's not like every priest is a molester...how do you know Baptists aren't? Or ****?

[AztecWarrior]

:lol: Aztec knows I'm kidding I keep messing around that when he was on IRC with me once... but meh!

Unwise. You are a Canadian. And French Canadian, too. TIP: Stop digging your own grave, some people don't find things funny...I can tolerate, but to a point. You never know if some guy on the street just had a really bad day, and he's packing a pocket knife...

[Khronos]

holy shit thats what i was gonna be :(

[GonePostal]

hahahahaha packing a pocket knife

[Mr1337Duck]

Lol, some guy attacks me with a 2 inch piece of crap knife, I kick his ass.

[Zodiac]

Lol, some guy attacks me with a 2 inch piece of crap knife, I kick his ass.

yea, and then you bleed to death from slashes to your wrists and puncture wounds to your belly....

[Mr1337Duck]

Nah, I do kung-fu shit, I can kick his ass.

[AztecWarrior]

Or what if he has a switchblade? Or a compact handgun?

[Zodiac]

Nah, I do kung-fu shit, I can kick his ass.

right, Neo. :rolleyes:

[Ait'al]

:rofl: is that cheech with the mustache in that pic? :huh:

[Squick]

Holy shit! a POCKET KNIFE! OH GOD RUN!

Dude... Move near Detroit, you EXPECT every person on the street to be strapped! I had a friend visit me from some hillbilly ass town down south and we are walking through downtown Detroit pretty late at night... Now downtown is pretty safe now in days, but some bum comes up to us and asks for money... Now I guess I just took for granted that the bums are usually carrying a gun and just wait till your wallet is out to snatch it, so I ignore them... But my dumbass friend pulls his wallet out and starts digging through it for money.

I was blown away... I grabbed the dork's wallet and told the bum to F off... Lucky we didn't get shot that night.

But shit man... a POCKET KNIFE! Next your gona be telling me they might have brass knuckles!

[GonePostal]

o shit nvm ye a 3 in pocket knife can take a life :(

edit: btw id be afraid of somebody that can throw a punch w/ brass knuckles that will fuck your grill up hardcore(i have brass knuckles :D i have yet to use them though, there reserved for the next smackhead that breaks into myhouse)

[AztecWarrior]

Holy shit! a POCKET KNIFE! OH GOD RUN!

Dude... Move near Detroit, you EXPECT every person on the street to be strapped! I had a friend visit me from some hillbilly ass town down south and we are walking through downtown Detroit pretty late at night... Now downtown is pretty safe now in days, but some bum comes up to us and asks for money... Now I guess I just took for granted that the bums are usually carrying a gun and just wait till your wallet is out to snatch it, so I ignore them... But my dumbass friend pulls his wallet out and starts digging through it for money.

I was blown away... I grabbed the dork's wallet and told the bum to F off... Lucky we didn't get shot that night.

But shit man... a POCKET KNIFE! Next your gona be telling me they might have brass knuckles!

Ok, I made a mistake. I was thinking switchblade, but "pocket knife" came into my mind. I think in terms of caliber, not blades.

And I was born in Detroit. :evil:

[GonePostal]

switchblades are weak

get a gun

[AztecWarrior]

switchblades are weak

get a gun

Exactly.

[Squick]

Aren't you like 15 though Aztec? Detroit of now is nothing like Detroit during the riots...

Nothing is quite as memorable as sleeping flat on your floor to avoid stray gunfire...

Or waking up, looking out the bars covering a hole where your window was the night before and seeing a tank rolling down the street...

Squick

[AztecWarrior]

So things got better? Cool!

I hear the Lions and the Tigers still suck though.

[GonePostal]

mind if i call bs?

no offense i just dont believe shit over the net unless i see pics

[Zodiac]

this thread got raped :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

*insert Deus Ex theme song here*

I, leader of the IlluminatiPickles, have derailed this thread completely. GG

[GonePostal]

lol no shit man

they fucked its day up :eek:

[1024]

interesting...

[ajohn505]

You never know if some guy on the street just had a really bad day, and he's packing a pocket knife...

That could describe 70% of the people in prison, if you remove all of the low-level drug offenders :).

[Searo]

Because Searo cannot link to pwning pics, he will draw a crude picture of a train hitting a wall.

MMM^=IIIIIIIII

^ ^
Train Brick Wall

[Hamma]

Jeez, it's not like every priest is a molester...how do you know Baptists aren't? Or ****?
Just every other one.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

:nod:



And I got a 6 inch Switchblade.....my mom dont know bout it cause my dad got it for me.....dont ask where I keep it though.....its a secret. :evil:

[AztecWarrior]

Just every other one.

Why do I even bother debating with you people?

[Hamma]

dunno because you :love: us? :D

[Happy lil Elf]

Why do I even bother debating with you people?First of all why would you even try to start a debate in a thread that's so obviously a joke?

Jeez, it's not like every priest is a molester...how do you know Baptists aren't? Or ****?

Secondly this is not a debate. You fail to refute the reason the picture is funny. You know the reason right, because there are in fact catholic priests who used their position of power to molest kids? While the molestation of the children was not funny, and in fact was/is very fucking sick, making fun of the priests is in fact amusing to many people. Your argument of not every priest being a molester or "how do you know Baptists aren't? Or ****?" is irrelevant. Is every priest a molester? No, of course not. Does that make ridiculing the priest who did in fact do this stuff any less funny? Again, of course not. Are there baptists or *** in similar positions who have used their positions of power to molest kids? Probably somwhere yes. Does that make ridiculing the catholic priests who tried to get in/got into their altar boy's pants any less amusing? Once again, of course not.

Thirdly, This:Unwise. You are a Canadian. And French Canadian, too. TIP: Stop digging your own grave, some people don't find things funny...I can tolerate, but to a point. You never know if some guy on the street just had a really bad day, and he's packing a pocket knife...does not constitute a debate. That would be an empty threat of a teenager on an internet bulliten board and one that's hilarously filled with self pwnage, due to the bolded portion of it, at that.

I hope you enjoyed this dissertation of why the picture the original poster used is still in fact funny despite the arguments you have present in this "debate".

The end.

[Spider]

I was going to say something yesterday but whats the point of arguing with a fanatic that will probly start the next holy war...

And I don't approach random people on the street so what they might not find funny! They won't see or hear cause I don't wander like an idiot.

[Flammey]

Interesting Costume

[TekDragon]

Mmmm k. I love listening to the little children talk about how if someone had a pocket knife they'd kick his ass.

Reality check, life isn't like the movies. You WILL get stabbed. 3 inch deep laceration will, at the least, get you passed out from blood loss. Chances are it'll kill you.

Ahh screw it. I doubt any of you are serious anyway. Just little kids pretending to be bad-ass. Heres a hint: keep it in your head. Getting thrown up against a cop car and having your rights read to you is not "cool". Trust me on this.

[Edit]: Oh, and don't fuck with mexicans. I enjoy the respect earned as an italian but even I won't pick a fight with a mexican. Crazy mother fukers.

[Robot]

why is this thread still alive?

[Smaug]

Because you bumped it

[Robot]

Because you bumped it

shut up, you!

do not argue with my supreme, infallible sorta-right logic!

[Squick]

I think the point TekDragon was Aztec is known for getting pissed at things every other person finds funny... Then to express extreme anger and "threaten" us he warns us of the dangers of... showing priest molester pictures to strangers... By saying someone might have a POCKET KNIFE...

He could have said shotgun, pistol, hell, he could have said "watch out, they might just be a suicide bomber that loves priests!" But instead the most dangerous thing in the world he can think of is someone with a pocket knife. So of course everyone thinks of a 1/2" knife you use for cleaning out your nails. Even if you ARE talking about a 3" pocket knife, I would be willing to bet that at least 20% of people would have the self-defence knowledge on how to avoid dying at a very minimum from a 3" knife attack. I would guess less then 1% of people would have the knowledge or cabability of disarming someone with a gun.

Am I proclaiming I would not freak out if someone tried to stab me? No of course not... I have taken self defence classes and have the knowledge on how to combat two common slashes, but I still would guess I would "choke" in a real life situation.

Squick

[TekDragon]

but I still would guess I would "choke" in a real life situation.

I hope you fukin mean you would choke on your pride and run. I hope for your sake, anyway.