EWW!!icky

[Jennyboo]

Ok my job :/ i work in a hotel as a housekeeper ..so today i go into
my last room for the day i'm happy becuase my day is at an end.. i go
to take the sheets off the bed. And what do i find Shit !! SHIT!! all over the f**cking sheets ..no no! not just a little bit big chunks of shit :/ Man i can't wait to get into college so i don't have to clean up peoples shit! Oh! not to meantion there was shit all over the bathroom floor :/
Anywho thats my little rank for today my little pet peeve ... <3 ppl

Jennyboo

[Everay]

.....wtf?

[Peacemaker]

:rofl:

No one say Jenny is trying to reach 1337 whoredom. It gets her all confused and thinks that u called her a whore. Hehehehee

but anyways, That sucks royaly. Find out who was in there and kill them.

[EineBeBoP]

.....thts disturbingly fuked up.
Sux u had to clean it. if they people were staying another night, you should have left it :p

[Hamma]

Someone could not control themselves apparently.

[EarlyDawn]

Jesus. Lmfao. :doh:

[OmnipotentKiwi]

Ask for a raise. :rofl:

[Squeeky]

ewwww!

[Everay]

shut up squeeky, you know you liked the story

[Zodiac]

shut up squeeky, you know you liked the story

that makes no sense :huh:

[starrider]

lmfao

that'd be so feraking funny, if u didnt have to clean it up

[Onizuka]

There are several reasons this could have happened... :\

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Someone could not control themselves apparently.
Like your cat?

[Happy lil Elf]

That's nothing. A good friend of mine works at the local Media Play. FIrst of all their bathrooms are kinda nasty to begin with because the employees are supposed to check then every hour or so and clean them and since no one wants to do it they only get checked about twice a day and cleaned maybe once a week.

So One day I decided to stop by, BS with my friend and maybe pick up a CD or two. I had to take a piss so I walk into the bathroom. As I walked in I noticed something funky in the air which is no suprise since the odor in there could probably be smelled by a dead man. Doing my best to not breath I went looking for the source of that god awful stench. The smell seemed to be eminating from one of the stalls so I kicked open the stall.

To this day I regret doing that.

What greeted me was something that looked like a tribute to the secret door stall from Desperado and a smell so horrid I thought I was going to puke and actually started dry heaving from. There was shit SPRAYED everywhere. I mean it looked like someone had a shotgun loaded with feces and attacked the stall with it like it was a grizzley bearing down on them. There was even shit on the fucking ceiling.

I called a my friend in to look at it and after staring at it for about 45 seconds of gagging disbelief all he said was "Good fucking thing my shift is over in five minutes".

I used to have a pic of it (we grabbed one of the demo digital cameras, swiped a memory stick and took one) but I lost in long ago when I had a hard drive go kaput on me. I'll have to see if I can get a hold of him and get a copy again. :lol:

[Blood_Knight]

:scared: nasty. :eek:

[AztecWarrior]

O_O

Good God!

[GonePostal]

that sux, you should find the bastard get him by the balls

[Zodiac]

There was shit SPRAYED everywhere. I mean it looked like someone had a shotgun loaded with feces and attacked the stall with it like it was a grizzley bearing down on them. There was even shit on the fucking ceiling.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/loldog.jpg

[Paingiver]

I had a bad experience too, my aunt had a baby and she decided to leave him with me for a while, well she places him on my lap, but little did i know that this babies diaper was loaded. After a while his diaper started leaking and before I could punt the baby away there was shit all over me! I hate frikin babies. :mad:

[Onizuka]

Ive had to clean up my dogs anal blessings 10s of times.

[Peacemaker]

:ROFL: :ROFL::ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
:ROFL: :ROFL::ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Ok get this, friend of mine works at Mc Donalds. 3 weeks ago hes workin and a mentaly chalanged guy comes in screaming he has the screemin squits. so they out of pitty let him sue the restroom. He comes out 15 min later hands covered in shit and he wipes it on 5 diffrent ppl, the spigots and the door and runs out screaming. They go in to see what happened in the bathroom. The toilet is overflowing with shit. There are little stick figures drawn all over the room and horribly spelled words. This guy drew with his shit. It was everywhere. He even tried to crap in the urinals and the sink after the toilet the waste basket too. So I walk in with a friend of mine who immidiatly grabs a cup and heads for the spigot. He gets a heaping gob of crap in his drink doesnt notice and downs it.

[Zodiac]

:ROFL: :ROFL::ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
:ROFL: :ROFL::ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Ok get this, friend of mine works at Mc Donalds. 3 weeks ago hes workin and a mentaly chalanged guy comes in screaming he has the screemin squits. so they out of pitty let him sue the restroom. He comes out 15 min later hands covered in shit and he wipes it on 5 diffrent ppl, the spigots and the door and runs out screaming. They go in to see what happened in the bathroom. The toilet is overflowing with shit. There are little stick figures drawn all over the room and horribly spelled words. This guy drew with his shit. It was everywhere. He even tried to crap in the urinals and the sink after the toilet the waste basket too. So I walk in with a friend of mine who immidiatly grabs a cup and heads for the spigot. He gets a heaping gob of crap in his drink doesnt notice and downs it.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bullshitwave.gif

thats the most lame attempt at a BS story i have ever seen.

edit: also, its sickening. do us and yourself a favor and edit out your stupidity.

[Onizuka]

OMFG :rofl:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

/me dies

[Everay]

let this thread die plz :ugh:

[Paingiver]

"He comes out 15 min later hands covered in shit and he wipes it on 5 diffrent ppl, the spigots and the door and runs out screaming" :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

Sounds like the first part was exaggurated reality, but the part about him drinking feces is bee-ess.

[Spider]

Someone could not control themselves apparently.


Coming from the guy who barfed in someone's sheets!

[Squick]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bullshitwave.gif

thats the most lame attempt at a BS story i have ever seen.

edit: also, its sickening. do us and yourself a favor and edit out your stupidity.

I was thinking the SAME thing...

Except I don't have the flashing Bullshit sign, lol!

[JetRaiden]

hey, if you hit the middle mouse button to scroll up/down you can make the sign go in slo-mo!!! awesome!!!


yea shut up im bored.

[GonePostal]

eh it stops altogether but ye that smells like BS

[1024]

/me dies

You stole my phrase!

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

This thread offically smells like shit. :ugh:



Speaking of bathroom shit, at skool in the bathrooms theres always a puddle by the toilets on the back wall....to make a short story shorter, I think the Sex Ed teacher should teach every how to properly take a piss......that or the Science teacher......or even the math teacher because no one knows ho to calculate how to aim at the damn hole. :mad:

[Entra]

lol Anyone who has to deal with strangers' poop! deserves to rant! :D

[Jennyboo]

:o my god ! all the shits stories are crazy!!! <3 to all who has to put up with ppls crap.. <3 Jennyboo

[Hezzy]

yuck...