View Full Version : Marijuana Smoker's Sperm: Slow
Strygun
2003-10-14, 05:02 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/14/marijuana.fertility.reut/index.html
/me dons protective flame suit in preparation for TekDragon
Spider
2003-10-14, 05:03 PM
My sperm swirves and hits other innocent sperm!
DAMN YOU ALCOOL!
Onizuka
2003-10-14, 05:05 PM
hehe ownage. woot.
Black
2003-10-14, 05:48 PM
:huh: = slow sperm
That must suck... wait.. you guys wanna breed?
GonePostal
2003-10-14, 06:46 PM
ha ye ive known that shit for a while, i still smoked for a long while though
im prolly fucked i got the gimpin jizz
Black
2003-10-14, 07:08 PM
ha ye ive known that shit for a while, i still smoked for a long while though
im prolly fucked i got the gimpin jizz
I would kind of expect that u would do that shit :rolleyes:
TekDragon
2003-10-14, 08:18 PM
Sweet :)
It always helped me last longer, now I find out it's a contraceptive too!
Good stuff. The catholic church should start sponcering herb. And all you have to do is stop smoking for a month to get your little guys' endarance back.
I can just see it now "Stop taking the pill. Stop using condoms. Start hitting that blunt. The ultimate safe sex."
:)
Black
2003-10-14, 08:21 PM
The ultimate safe sex."
:rofl:
Squeeky
2003-10-14, 08:21 PM
Haha!
It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)
*lights up and then busts inside*
Black
2003-10-14, 08:22 PM
Haha!
It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)
*lights up and then busts inside*
:ROFL:
Black
2003-10-14, 08:23 PM
Haha!
It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)
*lights up and then busts inside*
:lol:
OOPS double post
TekDragon
2003-10-14, 08:24 PM
rofl @ Squeek
attaboy!
GonePostal
2003-10-14, 09:33 PM
I would kind of expect that u would do that shit :rolleyes:
lol wtf is that suppose to mean, dick
Strygun
2003-10-14, 10:13 PM
Sweet :)
It always helped me last longer, now I find out it's a contraceptive too!
Good stuff. The catholic church should start sponcering herb. And all you have to do is stop smoking for a month to get your little guys' endarance back.
I can just see it now "Stop taking the pill. Stop using condoms. Start hitting that blunt. The ultimate safe sex."
:)
won't stop it, just lowers chances. Oh, and yeah, I wasn't prepared for your take on it. :lol:
JetRaiden
2003-10-14, 10:44 PM
how exactly did they gather subjects for this?
"YOU!! Smoke weed and fuck your girlfriend and see if you notice anything different!"
AztecWarrior
2003-10-14, 10:45 PM
how exactly did they gather subjects for this?
"YOU!! Smoke weed and fuck your girlfriend and see if you notice anything different!"
Exellent point.
GonePostal
2003-10-14, 10:54 PM
prolly did a college xperiment and took sperm samples
that would be my geuss
Robot
2003-10-14, 11:10 PM
prolly did a college xperiment and took sperm samples
that would be my geuss
you're ruining our deep thought session!
Hamma
2003-10-15, 12:15 AM
This thread rules.
ZionsFire
2003-10-15, 12:57 AM
lol wtf is that suppose to mean, dick
Do you really have to think that much on it?
TekDragon
2003-10-15, 02:32 AM
STFU!!!!!
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To be honest, while I think this is a cool thing (since i'm not ready for a Tek Jr.) i don't recomend sex while high. It screws up your rythm. I dunno why.. you just lose it. 10-15-20 strokes in a row, then you'll just forget your rythm and be like... damn.
Or.. you could let the girl be on top. Why don't girls ever lose their rythm? They can go bouncy-bouncy for 10 minutes straight without losing a beat, and that's with shifting postions too! Fuked up...
Black
2003-10-15, 12:05 PM
This thread rules.
Are you crazy they are talking about sperm and Weed :rofl:
Kaikou
2003-10-15, 02:19 PM
Marijuana is just giving you more "endurance" because it's dulling your senses.
Marijuana = Bad. Period.
GonePostal
2003-10-15, 03:21 PM
STFU!!!!!
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To be honest, while I think this is a cool thing (since i'm not ready for a Tek Jr.) i don't recomend sex while high. It screws up your rythm. I dunno why.. you just lose it. 10-15-20 strokes in a row, then you'll just forget your rythm and be like... damn.
Or.. you could let the girl be on top. Why don't girls ever lose their rythm? They can go bouncy-bouncy for 10 minutes straight without losing a beat, and that's with shifting postions too! Fuked up...
ye ive heard its a bad idea too i hear its a bad idea on any kinda drug/alcohol
i wouldnt know though :rolleyes:
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