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Strygun
2003-10-14, 05:02 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/14/marijuana.fertility.reut/index.html

/me dons protective flame suit in preparation for TekDragon

Spider
2003-10-14, 05:03 PM
My sperm swirves and hits other innocent sperm!

DAMN YOU ALCOOL!

Onizuka
2003-10-14, 05:05 PM
hehe ownage. woot.

Black
2003-10-14, 05:48 PM
:huh: = slow sperm

Mtx
2003-10-14, 06:05 PM
That must suck... wait.. you guys wanna breed?

GonePostal
2003-10-14, 06:46 PM
ha ye ive known that shit for a while, i still smoked for a long while though

im prolly fucked i got the gimpin jizz

Black
2003-10-14, 07:08 PM
ha ye ive known that shit for a while, i still smoked for a long while though

im prolly fucked i got the gimpin jizz
I would kind of expect that u would do that shit :rolleyes:

TekDragon
2003-10-14, 08:18 PM
Sweet :)

It always helped me last longer, now I find out it's a contraceptive too!

Good stuff. The catholic church should start sponcering herb. And all you have to do is stop smoking for a month to get your little guys' endarance back.

I can just see it now "Stop taking the pill. Stop using condoms. Start hitting that blunt. The ultimate safe sex."

:)

Black
2003-10-14, 08:21 PM
The ultimate safe sex."

:rofl:

Squeeky
2003-10-14, 08:21 PM
Haha!

It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)


*lights up and then busts inside*

Black
2003-10-14, 08:22 PM
Haha!

It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)


*lights up and then busts inside*

:ROFL:

Black
2003-10-14, 08:23 PM
Haha!

It's just another way to prevent conception. Good news if you ask me :)


*lights up and then busts inside*

:lol:
OOPS double post

TekDragon
2003-10-14, 08:24 PM
rofl @ Squeek

attaboy!

GonePostal
2003-10-14, 09:33 PM
I would kind of expect that u would do that shit :rolleyes:


lol wtf is that suppose to mean, dick

Strygun
2003-10-14, 10:13 PM
Sweet :)

It always helped me last longer, now I find out it's a contraceptive too!

Good stuff. The catholic church should start sponcering herb. And all you have to do is stop smoking for a month to get your little guys' endarance back.

I can just see it now "Stop taking the pill. Stop using condoms. Start hitting that blunt. The ultimate safe sex."

:)

won't stop it, just lowers chances. Oh, and yeah, I wasn't prepared for your take on it. :lol:

JetRaiden
2003-10-14, 10:44 PM
how exactly did they gather subjects for this?

"YOU!! Smoke weed and fuck your girlfriend and see if you notice anything different!"

AztecWarrior
2003-10-14, 10:45 PM
how exactly did they gather subjects for this?

"YOU!! Smoke weed and fuck your girlfriend and see if you notice anything different!"

Exellent point.

GonePostal
2003-10-14, 10:54 PM
prolly did a college xperiment and took sperm samples

that would be my geuss

Robot
2003-10-14, 11:10 PM
prolly did a college xperiment and took sperm samples

that would be my geuss

you're ruining our deep thought session!

Hamma
2003-10-15, 12:15 AM
This thread rules.

ZionsFire
2003-10-15, 12:57 AM
lol wtf is that suppose to mean, dick


Do you really have to think that much on it?

TekDragon
2003-10-15, 02:32 AM
STFU!!!!!

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To be honest, while I think this is a cool thing (since i'm not ready for a Tek Jr.) i don't recomend sex while high. It screws up your rythm. I dunno why.. you just lose it. 10-15-20 strokes in a row, then you'll just forget your rythm and be like... damn.

Or.. you could let the girl be on top. Why don't girls ever lose their rythm? They can go bouncy-bouncy for 10 minutes straight without losing a beat, and that's with shifting postions too! Fuked up...

Black
2003-10-15, 12:05 PM
This thread rules.
Are you crazy they are talking about sperm and Weed :rofl:

Kaikou
2003-10-15, 02:19 PM
Marijuana is just giving you more "endurance" because it's dulling your senses.


Marijuana = Bad. Period.

GonePostal
2003-10-15, 03:21 PM
STFU!!!!!

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To be honest, while I think this is a cool thing (since i'm not ready for a Tek Jr.) i don't recomend sex while high. It screws up your rythm. I dunno why.. you just lose it. 10-15-20 strokes in a row, then you'll just forget your rythm and be like... damn.

Or.. you could let the girl be on top. Why don't girls ever lose their rythm? They can go bouncy-bouncy for 10 minutes straight without losing a beat, and that's with shifting postions too! Fuked up...


ye ive heard its a bad idea too i hear its a bad idea on any kinda drug/alcohol

i wouldnt know though :rolleyes: