I miss my pubes

[TekDragon]

She cut them all short!! Their like a thousand spikes of irritation sticking into my thighs and other stuff!

I can't take it!!!!!!!!!

[Zodiac]

Thanks for sharing. :sick:

[GonePostal]

OMG

teh whipped!!

sucks to be you

[NightWalker XI]

ha ha!

[Onizuka]

:huh:

[DaShiznit]

that's nice....

[Febnon]

:sick:

[Spider]

Too much info!

[Khronos]

owned. :love:

[Mango]

:doh:

[Kaikou]

Oh.

[Zodiac]

:stoppost:

Seriously, let this thread die. It is by far the worse ever.

[strikeleader]

THAT SUCKS ha ha

[firecrackerNC]

lol yea i know what you mean man.My g/f made me cut em super short,I had to.If not then I wouldn't be getting any action down there from her :( But hey,it was worth it

[GonePostal]

ye i just heard it again

/me cracks whip

[ZeusCali]

i agree with Zodiac x2

[Happy lil Elf]

What in the name of fucking God made you think anyone would want to hear about your pubes!?! This is almost as bad as the infamous l337Duck post asking if his cock was big enough :sick:

[Hamma]

You met her a week ago or something and she is already cutting off the hair in your nono spot?

Time to kick her to the curb.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedbadhaircut.jpg


Just imagine that that kid's head is your left nut.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Nimbus]

Just shave/wax it all off and keep it that way.
Don't talk about it. If anybody somehow finds out, tell them you are a porn star and it's required.
And now I am leaving the thread to bleach my eyeballs.

[Mtx]

You met her a week ago or something and she is already cutting off the hair in your nono spot?

Time to kick her to the curb.

He's not going to do that. She has already assimilated him into her bitch.
:borg:

Gah... how could you fall so hard for a girl you met a week ago!!!

[GonePostal]

indeed thats surprising coming from tek

[1024]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedbadhaircut.jpg


Just imagine that that kid's head is your left nut.
:lol:

[Squeeky]

I wish i had pubes :(

[GonePostal]

not cool

not cool at all

[1024]

It's ok squeeky, you'll start puberty one day.

[NoSurrender]

AHH its all fucked up but thats the greatest f0rg

[Robot]

this is a dangerous path to walk down, tek!

soon, she'll look at your crotch and say "hmm, still too hairy!" and then she'll bring out the Nads, and then you are screwed.

[ultraviolet]

At least you don't have razor irritation. =(

[eXoSloth]

I wish i had pubes :(
:rofl:

[Hamma]

:lol:

Squeeky sucks.

:love:

[AztecWarrior]

I wish i had pubes :(

Already got them. They should be trimmed as not to interfere with underwear, but shaving off completely is too mugh :ugh:

[TekDragon]

Well, i will admit, it is a bit more... free.

:groovy:

[eXoSloth]

Ha ha ha that reminds me of a story.

Few days ago some of my friends and I are walking along and one of em just says "ouch!!" really loud and goes over to lean against a wall for a second. He comes nack and says he got his pubes stuck in his zipper :eek:

[ultraviolet]

Well, i will admit, it is a bit more... free.

:groovy:

I definitely agree. It's also better for . . . bedroom stuff.

The part that sucks is not having a good razor and cutting yourself. :tear:

[EineBeBoP]

what did I say earlier? yeah GL with her...

[GonePostal]

seems to much of a hassle, and i hear it itches like crazy when its growing back

[ultraviolet]

seems to much of a hassle, and i hear it itches like crazy when its growing back

I've never had the itch part much. I've also never let it grow back much. =P

[Squeeky]

I WANT TO GROW PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p ;)

[ultraviolet]

It'll come soon enough, Squeeky!

Just enjoy getting blowjobs or whatever without having to worry about how neatly trimmed you are. =P

[Squeeky]

this thread cracks me up :rofl:

[GonePostal]

I WANT TO GROW PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p ;)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wait are you suppose to worry bout that when your gettin a bj?

is it disrespect if ya dont lol

[ultraviolet]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

wait are you suppose to worry bout that when your gettin a bj?

is it disrespect if ya dont lol

It's kind of gross if it's not trimmed....

No one wants to swallow pubic hair, no matter how much you love the guy you're going down on.

[Squeeky]

Welcome to Sex Education 101. Your professor....Chelle :)

[GonePostal]

ahhh jevus i swear to god if my g/f wants me to shave im gonna be royally pissed

[ultraviolet]

ahhh jevus i swear to god if my g/f wants me to shave im gonna be royally pissed

Yeah, see, I don't even ask my bf to shave. Just trim the damn area.

He doesn't, so no blowjobs for him.

Although I've yet to withhold sex...

[Kikinchikin]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay11.jpg

[AztecWarrior]

Ok we have a FEMALE talking on how MALES should trim to increase MUTUAL pleasure.

This thread is not gay, in fact, it is very straight.

[Squeeky]

I concur with Aztec

[Kikinchikin]

no its still a gay thread.

[Squeeky]

Then get out, you are gaying it up.

[AztecWarrior]

Fuckit. I am arguing with a brick wall.

The thread's gay. Happy?

Psst...it's not.

[Kikinchikin]

fine i give up :(

[ultraviolet]

Ok we have a FEMALE talking on how MALES should trim to increase MUTUAL pleasure.

But my bf still doesn't do it.

And he doesn't sex me enough.

I'm probably a bad example for a sex ed prof. :p

[Hamma]

Since this thread is continueing, i've shaved my bag for a chick once. It does make you feel more free.

:rofl:

[Squeeky]

:rofl:

Omg Hamma nice! :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

No. I belive that only the pubic area and some of the penis should be saved, an "accident" in the testicles is "fatal".

[ultraviolet]

I'm fine with only the pubic area being trimmed.

Why is that so much to ask??

[Hamma]

It isnt, thats why I did it.

And yes, shaving the old bag could be catastrophic if you are not careful. That is why you must give it your full attention and DO NOT DRINK before doing it. Otherwise your nuts may end up on the floor.

[Squeeky]

I'd imagine you must soak your sack in a warm basin. Having a shriveled sack would be hard to shave :lol:

[Onizuka]

Hamma is going all out tonight.

[Hamma]

You want me to take a pic?

(that would be going all out)

:lol:

[Onizuka]

No. I would ban myself if you posted that.

[Zodiac]

Then get out, you are gaying it up.

Consitering you admited you don't have any pubic hair, you dont really belong in this thread either.

[Hamma]

No. I would ban myself if you posted that.
:rofl:

[Squeeky]

Zodiac,
It was a fucking joke. I'm 15, i have pubic hair. And i will take pics if need be :brow:

[ultraviolet]

Can I "hold" the "camera?" :brow:

[Zodiac]

Zodiac,
It was a fucking joke. I'm 15, i have pubic hair. And i will take pics if need be :brow:

durr, im messing with you. :doh:

[Onizuka]

Okay, thats it, I'm banning myself now anyways at even the thought of squeekys "area"

[Hamma]

Ok, this thread is really starting to get gay.

[AztecWarrior]

Ok, this thread is really starting to get gay.

[Onizuka]

Starting to get gay? It was gay the moment Tek talked about his pubic hair. :p

[Zodiac]

Starting to get gay? It was gay the moment Tek talked about his pubic hair. :p

:indeed:

[AztecWarrior]

All semblance of straightness is gone now. The thread is teh gay.

[Squeeky]

k, since some people seem to doubt i have pubes. I took a quick webcam shot, gonna link it just in case.

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/pubicarea..JPG

NWS of course

[Onizuka]

There is no way in gods green earth you could get me to click on that link.

[AztecWarrior]

Oh GOD NO!

NAZI THAT LINK!

*and I haven't even clicked it yet*

[eXoSloth]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/pubicarea..JPG

Like he would seriously post a picture of his pubes

[Hamma]

He knows better.

[Squeeky]

:lol:

[OneManArmy]

im surprised it took 5 pages for the gayness to be complete....

[Onizuka]

He knows better.

I didnt think so....

[ultraviolet]

Give him some credit, sheesh. :p

[Everay]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/pubicarea..JPG

Like he would seriously post a picture of his pubes



OMFG YOU CLICKED!!! :eek: i normaly click every link i see, even if its to one of those fucked up Look at this guy with no face website,(we all know which one im talking about, i leave out its name for those that dont know) but there was no way in hell i was gonna click that!

[OneManArmy]

you know a lot more of you clicked.... only eXo was gay enough to admit it... :D

[Strygun]

http://www.dragonwolves.com/forums/images/smilies/gayzer2.gif

...

http://www.dragonwolves.com/forums/images/smilies/gayzhump.gif

[AztecWarrior]

I clicked after it was revealed to be a hoax.

[eXoSloth]

Did any of you really think he had posted a pic of his pubes?

[Zodiac]

I clicked after it was revealed to be a hoax.

[Everay]

Did any of you really think he had posted a pic of his pubes?


with squeeky, you NEVER know

[Strygun]

Did any of you really think he had posted a pic of his pubes?
I figured squeek would go look @ some gay porn until he found a pic of some pubes, then post it, so people would think he had some.

:rolleyes:

pizzowned.

[Squeeky]

I got pubes, just ask Hamma!

[TekDragon]

i'd just like to say that any/all of the guys who got on my case for trimming (not shaving, just turning the black jungle into something managable) are virgins and will continue to be virgins until you learn that relationships involve give and take.

Besides, it looks longer now :)

Don't read if your a kiddy:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dudes, i just gave her 4 freaking O's in a single session. I feel like king of the world. I was pooped though. Don't think i'm gonna be doing anything more tonight... especially since she's asleep (im like 5 feet from the bed).

[Hamma]

Thats funny, you come and post on the forums after :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Squeeky]

I can give 6 O's, just ask (xxx)

[TekDragon]

Yeah, well...

It beats laying in bed, sweaty, and staring at the ceiling listening to her little girl snores.

[TekDragon]

I can give 6 O's, just ask (xxx)

pics:

[ultraviolet]

Only 4? wts?

I always get to double digits. :cool:

[Zodiac]

i'd just like to say that any/all of the guys who got on my case for trimming (not shaving, just turning the black jungle into something managable) are virgins and will continue to be virgins until you learn that relationships involve give and take.

Nothing wrong with shaving but I dont see why you would post about it on a message board, a game fansite for that matter. :confused:

[OneManArmy]

some people are very lonely when they are not pumping away at rosey palm

[TekDragon]

See... sometimes I wish PS-U had this thing where you had to put in credit card info to get a special password. Then you could use that password to access threads and have cool conversations without the pre-teen dipshit kiddies coming in and gaying everything up.

The kiddies, of course, could have their own threads where they incesently spammed, flamed, and pretended to be cool.

[ultraviolet]

Meh. I don't think the shaving/sex talk got too gay.

Quit your whining, I've seen a lot worse. :p

[TekDragon]

The shaving/sex talk wasn't gay, of course. What's gay is having little kiddies come in and saying stupid shit.

Sqeeky doesn't count, of course, because we all know he's never gotten laid. :p

[Zodiac]

The shaving/sex talk wasn't gay, of course. What's gay is having little kiddies come in and saying stupid shit.

Please don't tell me you didn't expect this thread to get raped.

[Everay]

Tek, did you feel the need to post it, why did you post that, and what made you think everyone here was gonna say, "Hey cool! Tek your da bomb you shave your Pubic hair!"

if you thought theyd say that, your a idiot

[ultraviolet]

Sqeeky doesn't count, of course, because we all know he's never gotten laid. :p

And you know this how?

Wouldn't surprise me if he has - he's a sweet guy.

[Squeeky]

Sqeeky doesn't count, of course, because we all know he's never gotten laid. :p


Heh, if only you knew ;)

[TekDragon]

Zodiac, stfu. Shaving your pubic hairs isn't like a big freaking deal. If you:

a) had hit puberty
b) had a girl that wanted you to do it

you would understand. But you don't have either, so shut it.

Of course I realized the thread was going to be silly, and at first it was.. i was laughing my ass off reading some of the shit. Then, like every other thread here, it became a pissing contest between 2-3 of the 12 yr olds.

It's getting tiring. Every thread I go into it's the same stupid shit.

[TekDragon]

And you know this how?

Wouldn't surprise me if he has - he's a sweet guy.

He is :love:

If he did, though, he would of told me.

[Everay]

WTF Tek? then why post it, come on damnit, think, if your gonna post a thread like this, and then get pissed that you get flamed, your a frikking retard!

quit tryig to get a rise out of us, and i say now, let this thread die

[OneManArmy]

yea.. as much as i dislike tekdragon... he's got a point with b) ....

[Zodiac]

Zodiac, stfu. Shaving your pubic hairs isn't like a big freaking deal. If you:

a) had hit puberty
b) had a girl that wanted you to do it

you would understand. But you don't have either, so shut it.

Of course I realized the thread was going to be silly, and at first it was.. i was laughing my ass off reading some of the shit. Then, like every other thread here, it became a pissing contest between 2-3 of the 12 yr olds.

It's getting tiring. Every thread I go into it's the same stupid shit.

The fuck are you flaming me for asshole.

Nothing wrong with shaving but I dont see why you would post about it on a message board, a game fansite for that matter. :confused:

Also what the fuck do you know about me? I dont go attention whoring about my sexcapades like you. In fact I have never, and will never talk about my personal life on a fucking fansite message board.

[TekDragon]

WTF Tek? then why post it, come on damnit, think, if your gonna post a thread like this, and then get pissed that you get flamed, your a frikking retard!

Wtf, what world are you living in? This thread got to 90+ replies before I get flamed (if you can call 2-3 little bitches whining cause their too sensitive to joke about sexual matters "getting flamed").

I'm not even bitching about you and Zodiac. I don't even care about you 2. My post/bitch/rant was about the handful of juvenile dipshits who run onto every thread and get into pissing contests (go to the 5th award page for an example).

[Edit]: seriously, grow some balls. Not only are you crying because someone mentioned pubic hairs, but you imagine people are bitching about you just because they say "imature and juvenile". Check yourself.

[Zodiac]

Wtf, what world are you living in? This thread got to 90+ replies before I get flamed (if you can call 2-3 little bitches whining cause their too sensitive to joke about sexual matters "getting flamed").

I'm not even bitching about you and Zodiac. I don't even care about you 2. My post/bitch/rant was about the handful of juvenile dipshits who run onto every thread and get into pissing contests (go to the 5th award page for an example).

[Edit]: seriously, grow some balls. Not only are you crying because someone mentioned pubic hairs, but you imagine people are bitching about you just because they say "imature and juvenile". Check yourself.

SINCE WHEN AM I CRYING ABOUT ANYTHING?

Fuck you Tek, even after all the shit you gave to my friend Oni, i never had anything personal against you but now you are flaming me just for kicks and giggles. :mad:

Goodbye Tek, im saying that now because this will be the last I hear from you.

/ignore

[TekDragon]

Goodbye Tek, im saying that now because this will be the last I hear from you.

/ignore

party:

Promise?

:groovy:

[Everay]

tek, do you honestly think that such a topic needs to be on these fourms?

[OneManArmy]

i still am curious tho... why even bring it up in the first place? granted this is the lounge open to all types of posts... but the internet (last I checked) is fairly big... plenty of places to post this where people would be much more interested.... but guess thats jsut the crazyness in me sneaking out at 1am...

[TekDragon]

To both of you. I thought it was an interesting thing to post. Apparently so did alot of other people (hence the 90+ posts before degenerating into you pussies bitching).

Look, im sorry you got so offended over people discussing shaving, mutual satisfaction, and other topics. Don't get your panties into a bunch. Just hit that little ignore button on the bottom right if you feel offended by this. Trust me, it'll make both of us happy. You won't have to get offended by this kind of stuff, and i won't have to listen to you cry.

[Zodiac]

meh, got a bit worked up, shouldnt have said what I did, sorry bout that. :p

[Everay]

to tek, im not offened, im just wondering WTF are you thinking? but i think that that will eternaly be beyond me, oh no wait, you a attention whore, and yes, your now ignored.

and zodiac

:agreed:

[TekDragon]

:boohoo:

[Happy lil Elf]

For the record:

This thread started off a little on the gay side, became straight, then went back to gay then back to straight. I therefore dub this a "bi" thread.

*Edit* After reading the last couple pages of the thread and seeing how it turned out I'm afraid I must correct the above statment to say "This thread started off a little on the gay side, became straight, then went back to gay then back to straight and finally ended up re-fucking-tarded. I therefore dub this a 'bi thread with a case of down syndrome'."

[Zodiac]

For the record:

This thread started off a little on the gay side, became straight, then went back to gay then back to straight. I therefore dub this a "bi" thread.

This thread was fucking retarded :doh: Showed just how intelligent the community has become.

I wish i hadnt edited my last post out. :mad:

[DramaticFanatic]

Some people are afraid of the far side........ Don't know why, it's perfectly normal.

[Ait'al]

HOw the hell isnt this post interesting. And i clicked the thread before it was reavealed, Mwhahahaha, and im damn proud of it.

And who hasnt experimanted with ther pubes for some reason or another! 8)
Ive shaved mine a bit just for fun.

"Hey cool! Tek your da bomb you shave your Pubic hair!" :D

[Zodiac]

HOw the hell isnt this post interesting. And i clicked the thread before it was reavealed, Mwhahahaha, and im damn proud of it.

And who hasnt experimanted with ther pubes for some reason or another! 8)
Ive shaved mine a bit just for fun.

"Hey cool! Tek your da bomb you shave your Pubic hair!" :D

God, you're retarded.

[Ait'al]

Well when you do nothing all day but sit here and read this stuff thats what comes out. lol

[Hamma]

If you don't like the title of the thread then dont click on it, and especially dont post.

Thats a mentality I never understood about forum goers, juts dont read it if it offends you.

[Spider]

Hmm.... never really met a girl that wanted it to be trimmed..... but meh I dunno maybe some day lol.

Why use a manual razor? When you could use an electric one...? I mean same thing for the face... why give yourself the trouble of shaving and cutting yourself with blades when you can do it with an electric one that won't cut you... I can understand for women... what with the pulsating action of the razor after it's turned on... but for guys....... electric razor should be fine no?

[Spider]

And guys for fucks sake grow up, I mean this is a perfectly normal topic. Not like your never gonna hear about it! As long as you don't know the friggin guy you shouldnt be incomfortable...

[Everay]

all i asked tek was why did he post this here, and he flamed me, so i flamed and ignored, thats all

[Zodiac]

all i asked tek was why did he post this here, and he flamed me, so i flamed and ignored, thats all

I know right, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? We werent saying it botherd us, its just a stupid topic to post on PSU, we were asking wtf he was thinking, jeez.

Guess I should have known better then to question the allmighty Tek, he who is exempt from any and all forum rules :rolleyes:

[GonePostal]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gheylowell.jpg

[ZeusCali]

If you don't like the title of the thread then dont click on it, and especially dont post.

Thats a mentality I never understood about forum goers, juts dont read it if it offends you.
Gonepostal , if you don't like the thread or if your not comfortable with you manlyness then I guess Your afraid of being considered Gay
So

YOUR GAY GONEPOSTAL

[Zodiac]

Gonepostal , if you don't like the thread or if your not comfortable with you manlyness then I guess Your afraid of being considered Gay
So

YOUR GAY GONEPOSTAL

Stop posting crap.

edit: that can go for the entire thread.

[GonePostal]

im suppose to be convinced im gay by somebody on the internet...right

your retarded.

[Onizuka]

That lil part in happy lil elfs sig is officially NOT true.

[Hamma]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gheylowell.jpg
:rofl:

[Strygun]

:stoppost:

[ZeusCali]

:stoppost:
I agree Completely!!!

[Squeeky]

This thread is only gay because i have graced it with my presence. pimp:

[Khronos]

This thread is only gay because i have graced it with my presence. pimp:

i think this is one thing we can *all* agree on.

[Strygun]

<@PSU-Squeeky> i am gay irl

[OneManArmy]

i wouldnt recommend a razor... that hair removal cream is da shit.. doesnt hurt and best of all no bumps... f00s if your gonna remove t3h pubes atleast dont do it like a n00b...

[TekDragon]

I wouldn't let her shave. Mainly because her girlfriend told me that she did it once to her guy and he got an ingrown hair on the dick which resulted in this weird bump.

I said "uh uh", and we went on the trimming instead. Didn't let her near the sack either.

---------------------

Zodiac and Everay:

Jesus H. Christ. Why are you two STILL posting on this thread? And you call ME the attention whore?! Seriously, I can see now why your buddy-buddy with Oni. Fukin immature posters, lucky as shit i'm not the admin.

[Onizuka]

yay i am loved :love: woot!

[TekDragon]

Fuk you bitch boy. Why are you replying to me posts?

[EDIT] In fact, why the fuk are you even in this thread. It's about pubes, not virgin anime fanatics.

[Hamma]

Too bad they could never listen.

[Squeeky]

fucking owned :lol:

As much as i love Tek, it was getting old.

[GonePostal]

haha is that a perma ban or a temp?

[Kaikou]

Tek really has a way with posting stuff that has no other meaning than to get people angry...

Or I guess I should say he *did* have a way with posting stuff that has no other meaning than to get people angry... heh heh heh...

[GonePostal]

omg...teh cl3v3r, you are

[1024]

i hope temp. tek and oni were non-n00bs.

[AztecWarrior]

Thread HIJACKED!

[Kaikou]

Usually when their forum title is changed to "banned" it means perm..

Or so I would think.

[Flammey]

Ytf do you people use the word GAY for everything you don't like? I'd just like to know this obsession with homersexuality, that's all.

[Spider]

Ytf do you people use the word GAY for everything you don't like? I'd just like to know this obsession with homersexuality, that's all.

1. It's Homosexuality.
2. OMFG!!!!"!31212|! UR GAY!

[GonePostal]

Ytf do you people use the word GAY for everything you don't like? I'd just like to know this obsession with homersexuality, that's all.


http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gheykingofwit.jpg

[Bighoss]

can somone just lock this thread? its gone retarded :bang:

[Kikinchikin]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks1.jpg

[GonePostal]

that pic made me laugh irl

that movie was so terrible

[Strygun]

:stoppost:

[AztecWarrior]

:stoppost:
Dude, you're a mod. You can lock the thread. You don't NEED that smiley!

[MonkeyPox]

Okay. :)