Owwie!

[MonkeyPox]

Does anyone know how to get rid of cold sores? I got one inside my lip, and it hurts like a bitch, and I can't eat mustard or hamburgers, so, anyone know a remedy to make them not teh suk???

[Squeeky]

Ointment!~~!!!11344

[1024]

Did you know cold sores = mouth herpes?

Teh sux for you.

[Phaden]

and i dont know how old you are, but that could mean the genital herpes if you go on the down on someone else, and that = teh not cool

[Derfud]

Maybe that is how he got them :o

[Spee]

Gargle with Hydrochloric acid.


That'll get rid of it.


And your tongue.


And your tonsils.

And your teeth.


And your uvula..

[Flammey]

Oh you poor fucking bastard, you caught a nasty disease......

[eXoSloth]

Bite until bleeding

Rinse

Repeat

[Bighoss]

just use some kind of knife and carve it.

[Phaden]

According to sex ed class, the viri attach to the nerve endings and occasionally develop enough so they burst through the skin, causing the pain and lesions. This will happen for the rest of your life, but only sporadically. It is spreadable, especially when its open and hurtung, but other times too. Yee-haaw Betcha alot of people didnt know that.

Oh and BTW

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Flammey]

I wouldn't call it a gift, unless your from South Park

[DramaticFanatic]

This is a disgusting thread fileld with vampires. :doh:

[Flammey]

I'm not a vampire. I'm a Death Knight. *Winks*

[Mtx]

Sucks to be you!

[arctik]

Did you know cold sores = mouth herpes?

Teh sux for you.

Lots of people say that but everyone gets cold sores and what like 1% of the time its herpes?

[Flammey]

I've never had them.

[Happy lil Elf]

Did you know cold sores = mouth herpes?

Teh sux for you.

Incorrect. They can be caused by herpes, but that's the cause in less than 1% of the cases found. Most of the time they're caused by chapped lips and/or acne.

[MonkeyPox]

well damnit, :(

[Jarlo]

The absolute best med I have found is called CANKA

It numbs the shit out of them and coats them so they heal up well.

They are often caused by Herpes but those are the ones that are typically on the lips on the outside. The mucosal/gingival apthous ulcers are typically just due to trauma and/or stress.

You will notice you get them during test times, emotional stress, or sleep deprivation.

Good luck!

[Pilgrim]

Remember, unlike True love, herpes DOES last forever!

A Campo Phanique, or something like that, I spelled it FONETIKALLY

PAX

[Jarlo]

I'm bored so double checked some stuff for you. The sore you have sounds like an aphthous ulcer, which is inside of the mouth.
Here is a great site about Canker/Aphthous ulcers.
http://www.animated-teeth.com/canker_sores/t1_canker_sores.htm

Cold sores, per webMD..
http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/95/23768.htm?lastselectedguid={5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348}


What are cold sores?

Cold sores, sometimes called fever blisters, are clusters of small blisters on the lip and outer edge of your mouth. The skin around the blisters is often red and inflamed. The blisters can break open, weep a clear fluid, and then scab over after a few days. Complete healing may take 7 to 10 days.


http://my.webmd.com/NR/rdonlyres/F539B405-5817-4761-A5F2-20ED919CBEA2.jpg


Good luck!

(and yes I"m a doctor when I'm not playing PS.. no charge this time!)

[xuur]

there are various ointments and treatments. seek the advice of a doctor, not a bunch of net-wankers.

:groovy:

[MonkeyPox]

Jarlo, you are now the coolest person here, except Hamma of course :)

[Paingiver]

i get them all the time inside my mouth, they take forever to heal because i keep tonguing them and they hurt like crap in the morning. i usually get them because of stress.

[Flammey]

If they are caused by stress, how come I've never gotten them? I've got enough stress for four or five people. Stress relief? Ask Squeeky why he has a custom title.

[Sputty]

there are various ointments and treatments. seek the advice of a doctor, not a bunch of net-wankers.

:groovy:
Hey, those wankers pay for your retirement home and your rascal scooter!

[EarlyDawn]

95% of the population has herpes of some form.

[Sputty]

95% of the population has herpes of some form.
94% of them got it from me

[Flammey]

95% of the population of what country? Or did you mean the world, if you did, then your very wrong.