Oh yeah Catholic priests are great! </sarcasm>

[Spider]

Oh no catholic people have great views on life!

Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday.

"Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale.


Isn't that wonderfull!

[Kaikou]

Hasn't it been scientifically proven that masturbation is healthy rather than bad for you?


It's just a ploy to get people to stop "sinning" by masturbating.

[Sputty]

So...they're promoting sex, and saying masturbation is bad.
Weird, also, they're comparing sex to cars, Geez, Ferrari owes that priest money

[Robot]

Hasn't it been scientifically proven that masturbation is healthy rather than bad for you?


there've been some studies that have linked rapists with people who heavily masturbated early on in life.

so, grain of salt and whatnot

[AztecWarrior]

O_o

Debate skills needed.

It's a sin and all, but the analogy is poor.

[Sputty]

there've been some studies that have linked rapists with people who heavily masturbated early on in life.

so, grain of salt and whatnot
I masturbate heavily, and Dio knows what I do. Hmmm, maybe it's right...

[Kaikou]

lmao

If each masturbation were a grain of sand......well you know...

O_

[r3d]

I seriously dident know my penis had wheels, or that it could go past "first gear"
Man, what the fuck am I missing out on?!

[AztecWarrior]

I'm Catholic, masturbation is wrong, etc. but this is a very poor simile.

[Yuyi]

i didnt know masturbation was a sin O_

[AztecWarrior]

i didnt know masturbation was a sin 0_0

Gaah! He originally typed "sing" and by the time I clicked the Quote button, he had edited.

[Sputty]

I seriously dident know my penis had wheels, or that it could go past "first gear"
Man, what the fuck am I missing out on?!
:rofl:
I love you r3d
:love:

[arctik]

Without masturbating us men would be so frikin horney we would go for any girl just to release. And no I don't want that to happen.
Also, r3d, rofl thats good shit.

[Everay]

BTW too much masterbation isnt healthy, and can cause side effects such as feeling weak, or being a "minuet man", and so on

[Bighoss]

you know your masturbating too much if your crotch hurts the next day :)

[Ait'al]

It's bad for you emotionally if you masterbait too much, in the long run that is! But nowhere near as bad if you just have someone else do it for you. lol What a downer you know!

[Hamma]

Ima go watch a porn then jack it.

On a side note, religion threads suck balls.

[EarlyDawn]

Ima go watch a porn then jack it.

On a side note, religion threads suck balls.OWNED.

[firecrackerNC]

Bah in religon everything is a sin thats fun,Id rather live now and have fun cause im :evil:

[Winged_Nazgul]

Comparing it to a Ferrari is pretty damn funny. Taking sex advice from a priest is even funnier. That's like getting advice from a mechanic who's never seen the inside of a car before.


And yes, I'm Catholic.

[Indecisive]

Caltholicism = biggest irony ever.

[GonePostal]

so wait, how often is to often?

[Mr1337Duck]

Once every 1.5-3 days wouldn't kill you, if you jack off 20 times a day, you're fucked up, you need a girl.

[Spider]

Once every 1.5-3 days wouldn't kill you, if you jack off 20 times a day, you're fucked up, you need a girl.

If you jack off 20 times a day your... you...

[Kaikou]

If guys didn't masturbate at all they'd have to change their bed sheets every freaking morning. Wet dreams don't only mean you're going through puberty. Means your body is getting rid of the old "baby batter" to make room for the new :D

[Squick]

Did you hear the pope reciently said that God told him he should stay being the pope?

Don't we call eastern religions where the spiritual leaders talk to their deities fools?

It just blows me away that caltholicism is still around.

I'm gona start the PSU religion... Everyone needs to send me about 75% of their money, I will build a massive city (which none of you can come in) and I will say I talk to God and tell you what to do... Sound good?

Squick

[Nimbus]

Masturbation has good and ill effects. As mentioned before you it can make you feel weak and can reduce your staying power over time. It also has been shown that having regular orgasms reduces the chance of prostate cancer and so technically masturbation can be healthy. Too much of a good thing is always bad, remember that.

As for religion, Catholicism maintains that ejaculating anywhere except directly into a woman is sin. Using profalactics is sin, masturbating is sin, pulling out is sin, etc.

[Hamma]

What if you ejaculate on a bible?

oshit

:lol:

[Mr1337Duck]

"Pulling out is sin"


Lol.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Nimbus]

"Pulling out is sin"


Lol.

LOL. That's not what I meant but...hell. I'll go with that.

[Dharkbayne]

omfg. a catholic priest giving advice on sex, masturbation is bad , but boys are okay... :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :doh:

[Nimbus]

Goddammit! I'd argue about that but we had to drive away one of our priests for molestation.
It's actually gotten to the point where the Church is importing priests from other countries because the American ones are so nasty. Back when I still went we had an Italian priest and a Polish one.

[Rbstr]

wereing a condom or taking the pill is a sin to for catholics, thats why the latin american countries have pop problems the are mosly devout catholics

[Ait'al]

Using any type of birth contron is a sin to almost al forms of christianity. And I dont get the dont no marry thing the bible itself says in hte new testament you have to be married and have kids to hold a position in any place in a congregation wiht any responsibility so how do you do if if you aint haveing sex!

Im reffering to a scripture about you must be married ,you must have control over your children(be a good parent who is emotionally above them), you must not be a drunkard, etc.

[Onizuka]

What if you ejaculate on a bible?

oshit

:lol:

:mad: :mad: :mad:

what if i cut open your ballzack!!!

[Hamma]

try it.

[Happy lil Elf]

No birth control is rather stupid but organized religion has spawned many things worse. Not accepting donated blood from someone outside your religion when your life depends on it springs to mind for instance. My girlfriend's family would not have allowed her to get a blood infusion from someone outside their religion even if it meant the difference between her living and dieing. When we were talking about this (I forgot how it came up) I was dumbstruck. How anyone could believe their child would be better off dead then accepting blood is, and probably always will be, way beyond me.

That reminds me. I have to get a straight answer out of her if she would hold that belief if our children were in that situation should we get married yadda yadda yadda. If so I have a feeling there's not going to be a marrige :p

[Ait'al]

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Originally Posted by Hamma
What if you ejaculate on a bible?

oshit


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what if i cut open your ballzack!!!

Some people considered that to be enjoyable.

[ZeusCali]

ah go fink a book!

[Everay]

wereing a condom or taking the pill is a sin to for catholics, thats why the latin american countries have pop problems the are mosly devout catholics


you know, my ma, her last pregnacy, the doctors fucked up, and ignored her, no they wernt doing anything, and it turned out that a nurse not even assigned to her heard her screaming and went and did something, blood and what not was everywhere. well she and the baby came threw, but no more kids, and just to be safe, she takes the pill, so as far as im concerened, orginized religions can go and shove it

[ObnoxiousFrog]

My feeling is this...

God gave us a penis

God gave us a hand

He must have planned a head a little

[Spider]

:mad: :mad: :mad:

what if i cut open your ballzack!!!


:lol: Don't bother he already did when he shaved his nutsack. :lol: