Girl Problem

[Mr1337Duck]

Okay, there's these two girls from school:

1.
She's naturally a lot better looking, but doesn't dress "well" as much as her sister. I also don't have any classes with her, but that's not much of a problem.

2.
Wears tight, skimpy clothing every day, far less desirable face. It's not mutated or anything, it's just that she wears a crapload of eyeshadow and stuff, to the point that she just looks a bit too fake. I have her in 3 classes.


They may be twins, if they aren't, I'd assume 1 is older. Problem is they're sisters, so I can likely only get one. Who do you recommend?

[GonePostal]

is it really that hard of a decision youd have to ask people about it?

ask your dick!

hes prolly sayin shit dude go with that ho i want a piece of ass!

[JetRaiden]

far less desirable face.

o geez not this again. :rolleyes:



I wouldnt take either of them by that description.

I wouldnt go out with anyone you have to use the word "mutated" to describe.

[Mr1337Duck]

I'll presume Jet meant I should go for #1.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

I'm not the one with the 3 inch cannon.



And pix plz........or go with #2

[GonePostal]

just go with the slut, its easier and then if your feeling up to the challenge go for the other girl

[Mr1337Duck]

Turns out on that one post I was just using the sizes of my mind. I don't measure well on sight. To avoid getting into much detail, it's 6 inches.


I may be able to get pics, but they're fairly inaccurate, they came from 2 1/2 years ago.

[JetRaiden]

its hard to choose...


pics:

[Mr1337Duck]

I pick the bottom option, as I couldn't give a pic that'd be worth crap.

[Ait'al]

your a sick puppy. Only date people you care about, so you dont fuck up peoples lives.

[Khronos]

Turns out on that one post I was just using the sizes of my mind. I don't measure well on sight. To avoid getting into much detail, it's 6 inches.


I may be able to get pics, but they're fairly inaccurate, they came from 2 1/2 years ago.

plz be talking about the girls... :eek:

[JonusMeteoris]

your a sick puppy. Only date people you care about, so you dont fuck up peoples lives.


INDEED!

Jonus

[dscytherulez]

plz be talking about the girls... :eek:

LOL, yes, plz dear god....

[Mr1337Duck]

Yeah... I'll go with #1

[GonePostal]

your a sick puppy. Only date people you care about, so you dont fuck up peoples lives.


lol how would he be fucking anybodys life up?

[Spider]

Yes siree 3 inch boy!

I dunno but if you have problems making the difference between 3 inches and 6 inches you got some huge problems ahead of your life!

[Mr1337Duck]

What? Can I help it I don't build things very often?


EDIT: Wait... yes I could... never mind.

[MilitantB0B]

your a sick puppy. Only date people you care about, so you dont fuck up peoples lives.

[Spider]

Worse part of this thread is that he said he underestimated... meaning he didnt check... then felt the urge to tell us he did later on and had a double error margin...

At least Tek wasnt stupid enough to not be sure... now I'm shutting up... time to be mature...

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well...
Half your penis is inside of you...
So he could just be counting the internal portion

:tomfoolery:

[Happy lil Elf]

Do you have any interest in these girls what so ever beyond screwing them? Hell at 13 you had better not even plan on doing that. Wanna be a 14 year old daddy? If you're looking to bang one/both of them please direct them to this thread and inform them of your screen name. Everything will work out really well. Trust me.

Click me if you were directed here by a geeky 13 year old in either your or your sister's class. (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13706)

[GonePostal]

what you never heard of a condom?

[JetRaiden]

:sick:

shut up gonepostal...don't provoke 13 year olds to get nasty too early.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I really am glad GP is up to his old nonsensical babble, it makes PSU feel better again....

Welcome back, Lord Bunghole GP, we left your seat next to Tek warm for you...

[GonePostal]

ahh thanks frog, i appreciate that

:love: :hug:

edit: sometimes i get the feeling frog doesnt like me very much :groovy:

[dscytherulez]

Lol

[ObnoxiousFrog]

No, I like you in an odd way...

Like how a cat loves to play with a mouse moments before snapping its neck...
:shenanigans:

[GonePostal]

No, I like you in an odd way...

Like how a cat loves to play with a mouse moments before snapping its neck...
:shenanigans:


really? that makes me feel better. :mad: (kinda) lol


and for good measure



http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/shenanigansfarva.jpg

[dscytherulez]

"Say shananigans one more time and ill pistol whip you!"

"Hey Farva, whats the name of that resteraunt you like again? The one with the clovers?"

"Oh you talkin' bout shananigans?"

*hands captain pistol*

Sorry, whenever i hear shananigans, thats what comes to mind lol.

[dscytherulez]

OMFG!!! YOU BASTARD!!! YOU POSTED THAT 1 SEC B4 I GOT DONE TYPING!!! IDEA STEALER...>_<

lol

[GonePostal]

man you butchered that whole scene :ugh: :tear:

[dscytherulez]

Who...WHOWHO?!

[Ait'al]

It has nothing to do with getting her pregnant, thats just the thing people say to people who are to stupid to understand the consiqences of there actions. Please tell me your asking this because you have a crush one or both of them and would like to actually have a relatoinship with one of them.

[Mr1337Duck]

Nah, I have no interest in getting into sex until I'm fairly well off. Even the risk of STDs and 14 year old daddyhood scares me.

[GonePostal]

dont worry bout relationship in highschool, just go with it

btw you did dscy

[dscytherulez]

NOO!!! WHY ME!?! WHY!!! That was near dialogue perfect, i even had the pistol handing action! FEH, Screw you guys, im going home!

[Paingiver]

dude trust me, dont even go into anything but a mellow realtionship at 13, im 13 too, and my friend tried some stuff on his girl, it was the worst mistake hes ever made.

[GonePostal]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Derfud]

My advice, beat off, it's less work.

[Mr1337Duck]

Lol

[NoSurrender]

:brow:

[Happy lil Elf]

what you never heard of a condom?Condoms sometimes break. Condoms sometimes have flaws built in. Condoms do not protect from a number of STDs, and there is now even research showing they don't block the AIDs virus very effectively.

The point is, and Duck already said he's not planning on doing the nasty, is that fucking chicks has consequences. Most of which teenagers are ill prepared for. Wait, if for no other reason than to not fuck up your life.

[Skullhead]

Date the older one and then the younger one for 1 week each, during the 3rd week make the choice and go with it for a few months and be friends with the other one which you didn't pick.

Just don't do anything stupid in that time or else you will regret it.

[GonePostal]

Condoms sometimes break. Condoms sometimes have flaws built in. Condoms do not protect from a number of STDs, and there is now even research showing they don't block the AIDs virus very effectively.

The point is, and Duck already said he's not planning on doing the nasty, is that fucking chicks has consequences. Most of which teenagers are ill prepared for. Wait, if for no other reason than to not fuck up your life.


ye i see where, your coming from, and i respect that but im just an inconsiderate bastard

honestly if i got some chick pregnant my response would be so bogus


but remember use a condom, anways!

[Mr1337Duck]

Aww... crap. This bitch at my school was making fun of the younger one's being Mexican. So the bitch, the older one, and the younger one all got into a fight. The sisters won obviously, but they're undoubtedly grounded, so I didn't get to ask her out.

But in 5th hour, a class I have with the younger one, who I will call #2 from now on, the teacher got even bitchier than normal. #2 and the teacher ain't exactly chummy, so when she got in trouble, the teacher threw a tantrum. Somebody near her muttered that she was racist, teacher says "Yes, I am extremely racist" in front of the whole damn class. Not the smartest thing to do in a job where saying that gets you fired.

So, at least some good came of today.

[Ait'al]

Report her ass! thats a sick thing to do to people your age. Dont put up with it!

[Mr1337Duck]

It's been reported, and it wouldn't matter, I'm white.

[firecrackerNC]

Turns out on that one post I was just using the sizes of my mind. I don't measure well on sight. To avoid getting into much detail, it's 6 inches.


I may be able to get pics, but they're fairly inaccurate, they came from 2 1/2 years ago.


err wait pics of the girls right not your dick?

[Mr1337Duck]

Ugh... I meant the girls.