Fucking shitty night!

[Spider]

Oh yea aren't we fucking happy... spend time with the girlfriend 1 month eh? Supposed to get better eh? Truth is... I do love her but god damn she's now officially pissing me off!

Like what you might say?!? Oh well yea finding out she was lying about her age... probly is anyhow... apparently she is actually 15 not 17 making me even more of a pedophile! If that didnt suck enough I'm worried about the god damn puppy I gave her tonite! ''Oh yeah don't worry my parents will lemme keep him''

''Yea about the dog... he might sleep all the time at Cindy's place (her hot cousin) since my parents don't want it...''

''Well apparently she isnt sure if she can keep it...''

FFS! Make up your god damned mind woman, if you can't fucking keep it then don't ask for it!

Third piss me off point! Won't kiss me but cuddles up to me... well ladi fucking da if I'm so god damned perfect like you say do something about it. Kiss me or something but nooooooooo, she just keeps on teasing and teasing cuddling up to me!

Fourth! She drags me to this reggea dance with tons of kids around (even thought I know alot of them and some cute girls I know are there) Now at this point I'm thinking hey! She knows I don't know how to dance this shit... so she will teach me... wrong guess! She fucking dances alone or with another girl... so her hot cousin cindy comes up to me and ''teaches'' me! Now I don't really mind since she was wearing this on piece dress who was too short... but damn my g/f could of taught me it...

So she wines about me not dancing last time she drug me there, now I try to... and she pushes me back saying let me dance and does like an epeltic and shakes everywhere while I am annoyed by the repeated sound of techno!

At this point I'm pissed! I'm not that fucking happy! She then kisses me... goes back to do the bacon dance and flop around everywhere...

Now I know I have no authority over her but for fucks sake this relationship is going down...

I got alot more but I'm too annoyed/pissed to be coherent... plus I'm fucking tired for nothing.... all I did was get near her to then be pushed back so...


Signed

-Spider (J.P) The angry and not so jolly goth!

[OneManArmy]

told you not to go the puppy route... should of just sexed her up.....

[Black]

me thinks she is "using" u

[Infernus]

... ...and i thought i had a bad day... ... but this is to be expected in any relationship (what with me being the relationship expert), the girls never wanna make the first move you gotta... just kiss her, drug her, and show her a 'good time' its basic enough to work, and its only illeagal in most states if your more then 4 years older then her.

Or...

just break it off now, get the puppy back and leave her on the curb... thats the easier thing to do (possibly the saner and more sanity retaining as well)... it really sounds like she's just one of them bitches that has you buy her shit and then she gives you the whole 'its not you its me' routine... and to quote my Mantra: "its better to ahve loved and have lost then to have lived with that psycho for the rest of your life"... i sense heartache ahead for you dude...

[Black]

im guessing spider is 17?? and she is 15... so i dont think thats that bad since i've seen a grade 9 go out with a grade 12 so .......

[Infernus]

well it depends... certain states the statue of limitations is 4 years (i'm also a great legal guy, but then if you've been arested 5 times you pick up on soem things...) basicly, you can date/have an intimate relationship with anybody 4 years younger/older then you are so long as the age of the younger does not drop below the age of 13 (a 16 year old can go out with a 13 year old but not a 12 year old). Exceeding you states age limit is considered statutory rape...

[Black]

Well i live in a "free" country known as canada :p

[AztecWarrior]

Oh yea aren't we fucking happy... spend time with the girlfriend 1 month eh? Supposed to get better eh? Truth is... I do love her but god damn she's now officially pissing me off!

Like what you might say?!? Oh well yea finding out she was lying about her age... probly is anyhow... apparently she is actually 15 not 17 making me even more of a pedophile! If that didnt suck enough I'm worried about the god damn puppy I gave her tonite! ''Oh yeah don't worry my parents will lemme keep him''

''Yea about the dog... he might sleep all the time at Cindy's place (her hot cousin) since my parents don't want it...''

''Well apparently she isnt sure if she can keep it...''

FFS! Make up your god damned mind woman, if you can't fucking keep it then don't ask for it!

Third piss me off point! Won't kiss me but cuddles up to me... well ladi fucking da if I'm so god damned perfect like you say do something about it. Kiss me or something but nooooooooo, she just keeps on teasing and teasing cuddling up to me!

Fourth! She drags me to this reggea dance with tons of kids around (even thought I know alot of them and some cute girls I know are there) Now at this point I'm thinking hey! She knows I don't know how to dance this shit... so she will teach me... wrong guess! She fucking dances alone or with another girl... so her hot cousin cindy comes up to me and ''teaches'' me! Now I don't really mind since she was wearing this on piece dress who was too short... but damn my g/f could of taught me it...

So she wines about me not dancing last time she drug me there, now I try to... and she pushes me back saying let me dance and does like an epeltic and shakes everywhere while I am annoyed by the repeated sound of techno!

At this point I'm pissed! I'm not that fucking happy! She then kisses me... goes back to do the bacon dance and flop around everywhere...

Now I know I have no authority over her but for fucks sake this relationship is going down...

I got alot more but I'm too annoyed/pissed to be coherent... plus I'm fucking tired for nothing.... all I did was get near her to then be pushed back so...


Signed

-Spider (J.P) The angry and not so jolly goth!

Youch. Don't know what to say, unless I was there. So:

pics:

I also *ahem* don't have much experience with relationships. Never had a g/f. :(

[Black]

LMAO i feel your pain ............................NOT :lol:

[Infernus]

I also *ahem* don't have much experience with relationships. Never had a g/f.

I suppose you could say i've never had a true g/f either just bnch of one night stands and a girl that considered herself my girlfriend... i didnt really consider her that way. (I fear commitment)

[Black]

:lol:

[Squeeky]

:rolleyes:

*sigh*

[Black]

:huh:

[Everay]

i think we all said that this was a bad rout spidey, im not gonna say i told you so, but IMO, you need to find out how old she is, get her drivers licence or something. remember, even if she concents, itll still be statatory(SP?) rape

and find out the states laws

[ultraviolet]

wah wah wah

[Robot]

bone it and leave

[ZeusCali]

personally i wouldnt do it normally but id say
Date her Hot cousin
she sounds better for you then
"jerry springer he bought me all this
without me having to screw him,
she passes the lie detector" girl
You seem to be more in to her cousin then her and You'd probably be happier with her, and if you are eyeing your GF's cousin then i guess you wouldnt mind the destroying the family thing
Besides the Hottie Taught you to DAnce in a Short skirt ,Shudders I so wish that would happen to me

Btw agreeing with black I live in a free country too haha FRance!!! muahaha the legal limit here for drinking is like 16 and sex thing its the same lol! ill post when i translate the Bill of rights ROFL

[ultraviolet]

don't feed the trolls.

[Happy lil Elf]

Zeus,

I swear by everything that is holy and good in this world if you don't stop posting poetry style I'm going to club this baby seal.

Spider...didn't you say you were 18? Actually I think you might have said something older than that, I forget. Either way, does Canada have statutory rape laws? If it does I suggest you walk away. Immediately.

[ZeusCali]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue,
Happy lil' elf is unhappy cause i hate you,
...Kiss my arse
(get me some attention
no one even cares im alive!!!,
me included)
BTW-We can type however we want now go post some darn pictures on all the posts you did on the hot girls thread


For Spider
Take control don't gethttp://www.valdosta.edu/~swbrogdo/UploadFiles/kitty%20theif%202.JPG

[Happy lil Elf]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue,
Happy lil' elf is unhappy cause i hate you,

...Kiss my arse (get me some attention no one even cares im alive!!!, me included)

BTW-We can type however we want now go post some darn pictures on all the posts you did on the hot girls thread
Do you realize nowhere in that rambling example of stupidity did you even come close to a retort? I mean, Jesus, you didn't even make any sense. Please inform me what "now go post some darn pictures on all the posts you did on the hot girls thread" is supposed to mean. I don't recall even posting on the h0t girls thread at all, and if I did it was months ago.

But by all means, when you have time to write a coherent retort please do so and post it. Until then do us all a favor and help maintain the average IQ of PSU posters by pretending there is no post reply button.

[ZeusCali]

how bout i make this easy for you and stop this from turning into a flame spam whatever and just do this
http://www.valdosta.edu/~swbrogdo/UploadFiles/kitty%20theif%202.JPG

[NoSurrender]

how bout you just Shut the fuck up. :mad: ugh i hate n00bs.

[Robot]

seriously, though, spider, dude, nothing good can come of a relationship if you two can't connect like that, and if she lies to you about something as important as her age, you might need to rethink the whole thing.

i don't know anything though, so, yeah

[Spider]

Hmm yes... god damnit I hate when she lies to me... she can't keep the damn puppy so I'm going to get it back at 4.... then well.. meh!

[Searo]

If she lied to you, you should break up.

Disclaimer: This comes from a person with a total of no girlfriends ever. EVER. GAHHHHHHH!!

*Please Stand By*

Ok, I'm better now. Bitterness has passed.

[firecrackerNC]

Wait Spider didnt you say awhile ago you were like 19? If shes 15 then id say walk away,no point getting arrested or something for a stupid bitch that teases you all the time.IMO anyways

[Spider]

Going on 19 december 9th

[ZionsFire]

how bout i make this easy for you and stop this from turning into a flame spam whatever and just do this
http://www.valdosta.edu/~swbrogdo/UploadFiles/kitty%20theif%202.JPG

You do relize you just owned yourself?

[Mr1337Duck]

But hey, perfectly good pup, don't get it euthenized, waste of a good puppy. Yeah, and how old is the cousin? If she's underage too, go to a bar somewhere at collegeville and meet a girl there.

[Spider]

Meh... I'm still with her... just extremly pissed.

As for the puppy it will be given away to a friend or something of the sort... anyhow... if I am bitter towards any of you now, you know why and won't start whinning.

[Nimbus]

1. 15 year old girls are bad, okay. Bad. Never date one. Ever. I don't care what anybody says, they are all psychos. I've survived through too many friends and relative females through the age 15. Pshcyo. End of story.

2. Tell her about all your complaints. If she protests or starts whining, tell her that if she doesn't like it, she can get the fuck out of your life. I find that it gets rid of the people who want to use you and the ones who really do like you will try to stop doing the things that bug you. Be reasonable though. Don't bitch about her shoes or something dumb with that. But if you're mad because she wont dance with you, and she refuses to do it, tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out.

3. Her hot cousin sounds like either she likes you herself, or feels sorry for what her cousin is doing to you. Talk to her, she might know something you should about your gf, or you migtht be able to hook up with her instead.

[Infernus]

1. 15 year old girls are bad, okay. Bad. Never date one. Ever. I don't care what anybody says, they are all psychos. I've survived through too many friends and relative females through the age 15. Pshcyo. End of story.

2. Tell her about all your complaints. If she protests or starts whining, tell her that if she doesn't like it, she can get the fuck out of your life. I find that it gets rid of the people who want to use you and the ones who really do like you will try to stop doing the things that bug you. Be reasonable though. Don't bitch about her shoes or something dumb with that. But if you're mad because she wont dance with you, and she refuses to do it, tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out.

3. Her hot cousin sounds like either she likes you herself, or feels sorry for what her cousin is doing to you. Talk to her, she might know something you should about your gf, or you migtht be able to hook up with her instead.


1. So true... (the reason for my fear of commitment)
2. Sounds good to me... just go easy on her, the last thing you need is a crying, whiny 15 y/o bitch on your hands.
3. I'd hit that...

[Hamma]

Chicks are expensive.

[ultraviolet]

Yup.

Then again, I think guys are too. =p

[Mr1337Duck]

Nah, we're not expensive in the same ways. We like expensive toys, but we don't buy 2000 buck jewelery. At most for a boyfriend's birthday, it's about 300 bucks, that number doesn't stop at a girl's birthday/anniversery/whatever. She wants $5000 jewelery, you can't talk to her or **** her for like a month if you don't buy it, that's a piece of shit concept, there.

[Indecisive]

If that didnt suck enough I'm worried about the god damn puppy I gave her tonite!

GODAMMIT MAN! we told you NOT to get her a dog!

[Spider]

Ok news update:

1) Yesterday as a little sign of affection I gave her cousin a kiss on the cheek... nothing too remarkable... but she talked to me and she flips out when I do it, the good way... she really likes me apparently...

2) She talked her parents into keeping the puppy (thank god) and it was fed properly!

3) She might be yougn... but she's still cute and stuff... so I'm gonna see where it goes for the moment... what happens at worse is I go out with her cousin... eh still love her thought... don't really think I could do it, sure I can talk about it when I'm mad but nothing further...

/finish news update

[Infernus]

so long as your both happy...

[ultraviolet]

Nah, we're not expensive in the same ways. We like expensive toys, but we don't buy 2000 buck jewelery. At most for a boyfriend's birthday, it's about 300 bucks, that number doesn't stop at a girl's birthday/anniversery/whatever. She wants $5000 jewelery, you can't talk to her or **** her for like a month if you don't buy it, that's a piece of shit concept, there.

Well, I guess I'm expensive in a different way. The only piece of jewelry I've received (and want right now) from my boyfriend is his high school ring. It's become my favourite necklace pendant. If he bought me jewelry, I'd freak. I'd rather have a bouquet of flowers or just some time together.

Ahh that reminds me of one of the cute presents he's done for me. For my 18th birthday, he didn't know what to get. Other than a poster of my favourite band, he selected a really nice scent of body wash/lotion/perfume/lube/etc from bath and body works. It smells nice, but the BEST part of it was the box it was all in: it was a lil decorated box that said "The most precious gift of all is time spent together." Isn't that adorable?

cliff notes:
-i'm not an expensive gf
-bf got a sweet present
-"the most precious gift of all is time spent together"
-awwwww!

[Pilgrim]

Thanks for the cliff notes version of it...

It helps with my 4 second male attention span and all! :)

Some simple rules to help all you single guys out.

1) about 5 years ago I realized I had lots of girls who were friends... this was never going to ge tme any, or get me married and propogating the species. At this point I adopted a new policy; Every time a girl tells me I'm a great friends I kindly explain that I have lots of friends... They're called guys.

2) Never make the first move. Never even act like you want a move made. Outside of asking a girl out the rest is on her initiative. 4 years ago, shortly after above life realization I was dating Miss Colorado (I shit you not) We're at her house drinking wine and talking after a nice dinner (this is first date) and at the end of the evening she asks "So are you going to kiss me or what." I smiled sweetly and said "No"

Now this tactic can sometimes blow up in your face horribly as she'll think you're not interested, so it must be salved with nice words... but within a week she'll be begging for more of your time. Simple, effective, the old hook and ignore method works every time it's tried. But as James Spader said on a recent ep of the practice "I never make the first move, it's beneath me."

3) once in a relationship (after sorting through the women with the screening proccess detailed above) You must be a dick at least once a month. Not a whiny bitch, but a dick. Believe it or not women dig it, they need a challenge, an advisary to overcome as much as any man, it must be you. As a disclaimer never be a dick about anything important, and never use this more then once a month or your ass will be single!

Simple advice for the vaginaly challenged!

As to you Spidey my man... dump her.

A 15 year old who acts mature is still a 15 year old who ACTS mature. Within a year her life outlook will change, while yours should be solidifying. She's not worth it in any way, no woman is. Not until you find the one you're going to marry.

This from a guy who's had at count 12 girlfriends, of those there were 4 serious relationships (that lasted beyond 6 months) and is getting married on May 21st (finaly found one I could tollerate for longer then 6 months, after dating for 3 years I finaly felt comfortable enough to get the hitch on)

[ultraviolet]

I don't know if I like the being a dick once a month part, though.. I guess if you pulled it off right (as in, without hurting her feelings) it could work. Women can't help being whiny bitches once a month (just ask Squeeky, he's dealt with it from me enough); it's part of the territory of being *ugh* female.

[Squeeky]

(just ask Squeeky, he's dealt with it from me enough.


:lol:

Ya, she has been PMSing a bit lately :p

[ZeusCali]

okay dont mean to be a dick but want to understand what this word refers to exactly in this context
"...of body wash/lotion/perfume/lube/etc from bath and body works. ..."-ultraviolet
Plz confirm or not what my sick little sub sective mind put into my thought process
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"1) about 5 years ago I realized I had lots of girls who were friends... this was never going to ge tme any, or get me married and propogating the species. At this point I adopted a new policy; Every time a girl tells me I'm a great friends I kindly explain that I have lots of friends... They're called guys.
"-Pilgrim
--Dang That's what I do now, I meet a cute girl and make friends cause ive goten the one month rejection one to many times.


"2) Never make the first move. Never even act like you want a move made. Outside of asking a girl out the rest is on her initiative....
Now this tactic can sometimes blow up in your face horribly as she'll think you're not interested, so it must be salved with nice words... but within a week she'll be begging for more of your time. Simple, effective, the old hook and ignore method works every time it's tried...."
--Explain this more give us what you mean by those "a few salved" I somewhat understand this but how would you state it, Your Subject matter interests me

"3) once in a relationship (after sorting through the women with the screening proccess detailed above) You must be a dick at least once a month. Not a whiny bitch, but a dick. Believe it or not women dig it, they need a challenge, an advisary to overcome as much as any man, it must be you. As a disclaimer never be a dick about anything important, and never use this more then once a month or your ass will be single!"
--What was the screening process, you just told us to tease to cause lust. Where is the Screening process?
--Define how to be a Dick Softly causing a challenge, I see some truth in it but am unsure how one would do it? Details please


Thanks For the information I'll Try to work up the balls to use it on a French girl... : :rolleyes: :groovy:

[ultraviolet]

And Squeeks, no worries, I just had some chocolate to calm myself down. ;)

Oh, Zeus, I was just kidding about the lube part. Just seeing if anyone would actually read it. =p

[Squeeky]

Yay for chocolate.

[ZeusCali]

i was afraid to post about it,
some times i hate that sub sectiong of my brain some times
but sometimes it can be fun,
I just never thought Lube would be sold at a Body shop although i dont know any place that would sell it and thats on interesting thing from a boyfriend on the 18th birthday very sutle hint there lol, And hearing it mentioned was a shock to me, ultraviolet You keep the forums interesting in the mist of all the political type Bantering

[ultraviolet]

I know, where would this forum be without me? ;)

On a more serious note, yeah, I wouldn't buy lube from a skincare shop. I'll stick with my 18+ fun stores. :D

[ZeusCali]

!
*edit *cry* pwn'd by chelle
would a happy face be better?
it just fit so well

[ultraviolet]

Single punctuation post!!

post count++, eh?

#

[ZeusCali]

*hides* "don't let the Forum Nazis get me !!!"

[ultraviolet]

Yes, Squeeky, yay for chocolate. =p That cheesecake is awesome!

das postcount, Zeus!

[ZeusCali]

if i didnt post then you wouldnt of seen my edit I dont really care about my post count i just care about posting

[Blood_Knight]

Yes, Squeeky, yay for chocolate. =p That cheesecake is awesome!

:indeed:
:groovy:

[ultraviolet]

Mmk, relax. I'm not serious.

And yes I did see your edit.

And all I care about is YOUR MOM! ;)






(blinky face denotes lack of seriousness)

[Blood_Knight]

thats all i care about to! ;)

[ZeusCali]

my mom wants to steal my laptop :-(

[Paingiver]

Nah, we're not expensive in the same ways. We like expensive toys, but we don't buy 2000 buck jewelery. At most for a boyfriend's birthday, it's about 300 bucks, that number doesn't stop at a girl's birthday/anniversery/whatever. She wants $5000 jewelery, you can't talk to her or **** her for like a month if you don't buy it, that's a piece of shit concept, there.

You buy jewelry for your gf's, and your 13 like me?