Join the Knollsoft army

[Sputty]

Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.

[Sentrosi]

Anally molested? Sign my ass up!

[Mtx]

I raped Sputty in the butt with an M203.

[Sentrosi]

I was there. Saw it all.

[Blood_Knight]

Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.
w00t!

[Squeeky]

Can i sign up as an ass raper. I wanna catch...i hate pitching.

[AztecWarrior]

Time to hack KnollSoft again...wait, did I think that, or type it?

[Spider]

Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.

Sounds better then the american army recruitement...

Be all you can be! As long as you have a rifle in your hands and a bullet between your eyes!

[NoSurrender]

Im up for bein a kittens slave :)

[Derfud]

Sign me up for all of them!

[Zodiac]

uhhh, I think I'll pass, you guys go ahead and have fun without me. :thumbsup:

[Kikinchikin]

oooooooooooh !!!!

but i am already my kittens slave :(