do you think jessica lynch is hawt?

[Everay]

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?oldflok=FF-APO-1404&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20031111%2F131048067.htm&sc=1404

i find this interesting. your thoughts?

[Hamma]

I'd hit it. But I really dont think nude pics of her need to be posted. She's been through more than enough already.

[Octavian]

Who the hell is Jessia Lynch!?

[Mtx]

Who the hell is Jessia Lynch!?


She's French.

Gun never used. Only dropped once.

[Squeeky]

Jessica lynch is the black dude on the right? Hell ya i'd hit it :hitit:

[EarlyDawn]

She's French.

Gun never used. Only dropped once. :rofl:

[Ait'al]

Id like to see her get back in the army. lol

The photos, which Flynt's publicist says show the undressed Army supply clerk posing with male soldiers

One dreery night in at a poker game. Several grunts with there hustlers eyeing here. Shes gone for. lol

[Everay]

no squeeky, the black dude is really a girl, and lynch is the white one

[Squeeky]

It was a joke everay.....damn...tough crowds :no:

[Mr1337Duck]

Somebody tried to kill him? What kinda jackass tried to kill Larry? How hard could it really be to kill that asshole?

[Squick]

Yeah, shes certainly in the "bangable" area... She is super skinny though right? I don't dig the anerexic girls...

[Happy lil Elf]

Hard to tell, pic is rather small. She's decent looking though which means yes, if you get her a good make up artist she could look be-fucking-utiful given some time.

[Acaila]

Since when does Flynt have morals?

[Paingiver]

didn't she and her team take a wrong turn and got captured by some Iraqis? Sorry but I don'ttake that as a dramatic last stand, they took a friggin wrong turn, and now they are making a movie about her! :rolleyes:

[AztecWarrior]

She's French.

Gun never used. Only dropped once.

Her M16 jammed, asshole.

[Everay]

didn't she and her team take a wrong turn and got captured by some Iraqis? Sorry but I don'ttake that as a dramatic last stand, they took a friggin wrong turn, and now they are making a movie about her! :rolleyes:


EXACTLY! thats exactly how i feel. i mean, patton, and MAcAurthr both have a movie and a book, and now Pvt Jessica Lynch does too? its just not right. especialy because shes profiting from them. yay, she took a wrong turn and got captured for her country! hooray!

[Squeeky]

Her M16 jammed, asshole.

Thats no excuse. If that bitch were brave enough she'd charge them and THROW the bullets at them. Fucking woosy!

Disclaimer: this was a joke

[arctik]

She got captured, beaten and raped. I say she deserves some respect, atleast some.

[Paingiver]

it has not been disclosed that she had been beaten or raped, it was just assumed.The government believes she has memory loss because she isn't telling them what they want to hear.

[Derfud]

The hospital she was "rescued" from, didn't even had Iraqi soldiers in it, she was being taken care of by the doctors. One of the doctors even tried to bring her back to the Americans in an ambulance, but they started to shoot at them, so they had to turn back (What would it look like if someone scheduled to be "rescued" from a hospital was simply driven back in an ambulance days before the rescue was going to occur?). In the raid on the hospital, US troops were arresting, and suppressing hospital staff, there wasn't even any Iraqi military in the building.

[firecrackerNC]

did she want all this? not really.Its the Bush adminastration that made this big story of a hero and blah blah blah so give her some respect for christs sake.Shes not all like OMG IM A HERO SWEET BOW BEFORE ME!! show some respect,im guessing she was to injured during the crash do anything anyway

[Everay]

even if she was raped, many people still died in that war. do they get a movie?

and yes, i recognise that mabey the goverment is putting all this plublicity, or mabey the media, but most likly, she is getting money from ABC, because they filmed a movie about her, and is most definatly gonna get alot of money from her book too.

[Paingiver]

i just don't get how they are making a big deal about it just because she is a woman, many men soldiers have been captured,beaten, and killed in torture camps and jails, but when a woman soldier takes a wrong turn, gets captured and is treated at a hospital she is special.

[Everay]

put it on ABC, here is her interveiw

[firecrackerNC]

I dun think shes that hot.On the movie on ABC she was but not her in real life.

[Phaden]

I saw a thing on NBC or something like that. It explained exactly what hapend and i found it VERY interesting. IMHO they made the movie/hero of the wrong person. This young 20 something blond dude manage to drive through the iraqi's line killing some and then shoot soldiers and clear a mortar pit that was on the side of the road, saving more lives. It also noted that he had not fired his weapon in over 7 months and the first time in boot camp, failed his rifle tests. He then hotwired a dump truck to escape with others. I think thats showing more courage than whatever happened with her gun(thats not what im here to talk about.) He is the one that we should all be hearing about, not her. Sure she has gone through some shit, but i think not getting captured and saving lives is a better story. If anyone has his name, please PM me and put it on the forums so others can see who the hero really is.

[AztecWarrior]

We have about 200 soldiers that have died post-war that are missing books, media coverage, nude photos ( :sick: ), and movies.

We can do without the photos.

But still. It's not fair.

[Vick]

Yeah, I saw the stuff on NBC about how she crashed her truck and was taken prisoner while unconcious, the whole story is sensationalized to the max.

The hospital she was "rescued" from, didn't even had Iraqi soldiers in it, she was being taken care of by the doctors. One of the doctors even tried to bring her back to the Americans in an ambulance, but they started to shoot at them, so they had to turn back (What would it look like if someone scheduled to be "rescued" from a hospital was simply driven back in an ambulance days before the rescue was going to occur?). In the raid on the hospital, US troops were arresting, and suppressing hospital staff, there wasn't even any Iraqi military in the building.

Yeah, I think the Army even sensationalized the rescue. Ohh well, I heard some of the doctors had needles and other sharp objects.

[Rbstr]

This is another reason why i don't like the bush regime and they way america is acting right now as a whole, becuase the make things like this some kind of hero story, and there are most likeley far better stories to make movies of (not that we should be makeing movies like this before the war is even realy over!) like that gunfight the cammra man of the guy who had an anurism and died was in. They way eveyone acted in that battle was far more heroic and suchlike than The lynch thing, not that her storie wasn't terrible or anything.

[Hamma]

Jessica lynch is the black dude on the right? Hell ya i'd hit it :hitit:
That is a woman you dolt.

[Hamma]

Her M16 jammed, asshole.
She was just the most marketable face for the army. There are other people who are real heros there.. like the guy who killed 10 dudes and took out a mortar position to save everyone who was taken hostage. But we dont hear about him.

Not trying to take away anything, she just doesent deserve the hype she is getting.

[Squick]

It may just be ABC making her look dumb, but jeeeze did she come off as the classic "dumb blonde."

I can not stand dumb blondes, they start to bug me 30 seconds after meeting them... I never even had a 1-night stand with a dumb blonde, could never avoid getting angry with the shouting in my head: "Can you POSSIBLY be this dumb girl!" And it must come out in some way :D

[Phaden]

Hamma thats exactly what i was trying to say.

[Ivan]

...she just doesent deserve the hype she is getting.
Hasn't she even been saying something like that?

[Hamma]

Probably.

[Everay]

yes, she said something like that. and i dont think it was ABC, i think she is a dumb blonde.

and there were many more events in the war that deserve attention that this lil event, i mean, how many of you know about the battle, where 18 US soldiers died, and about 10 of them were from a A10, which mistook them for enemies.

[Mtx]

Her M16 jammed, asshole.

You have to attempt to fire the weapon before it can jam. Having a full clip means you DIDN'T attempt to fire it. Besides.. ever think that just maybe the army.. oh I don't know.. say.. TRAINS SOLDIERS HOW TO FIX JAMS. Maybe? Just maybe they might want to do that?

Soldier: Oh fuck! My gun jammed. Well the Army never taught me how to fix that so I guess I'll just sit here and die.

Come on man...

Takes less then 5 seconds to fix a jam.

Like I said earlier.. she's French.

Gun never used and only dropped once.

*thinks*

Wow.. this is the.. Lounge.

That Indian girl who dumped every bit of ammo she had fighting to the death is a hero. Those soldiers who give it all they have and never surrender are heros. The special forces units you never hear about are heros. Soldiers fighting to the death and giving everything they have for this nation.. that's what fuckin hero is. They are the ones who deserve medals. Dropping a gun on the ground, throwing your hands in the air, and claiming it jammed.. just doesn't compare. Everyone else died fighting.

[Squeeky]

Im a fucking hero!

[Mtx]

Im a fucking hero!

comedy relief

[Ait'al]

Just remember the news and whatnot isnt our countries way of honoring people anyway. Medals and other military/Federal Offical ways of recognition are. The ones weve been using since the beggining of our country. The media is news and information. And so it was a president says since Roosevelt since they no longer reserve there words for official Executive Actions anymore. So who gives a shit! If people would stop bitching about what who the hell saying what and stop worring about what an AOL etc run newspaper is saying we'd all be alot smarter and the real focus would be on the Real ways we have of doing this and no one would be complaining about honnoring forces or whatever and everything could go back to being what it was meant to be, and actually mean something!

It would actually pretty much solve all the problems in htis country! Or atlease alow them to be solved.(I dont just mean the damn military crap either!) Dont take this to mean im on your side of the argument. IM NOT! Especially you people in the military who call people seperate your selves from the rest of us!IE Civs! Hell your deriving your veiws from a federalist beleif(the revolution not the Civil War) and you dont even share the most basicb beleif with Washington!(the president!) This only applies to those of you that dont understand how deverse the beleifs are of the people around you really are!(Other military people) Its a huge problem in hte military. 8\

And she was really cute in the ABC interveiw. 8)