Click the link, read the best review of Matrix Revolutions.

[MrVicchio]

The best Review (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3)

I think its right on the money.

[Incompetent]

It wouldn't kill you to put a spoiler warning on it, esp since people who can ban you haven't seen it yet.

[1024]

I don't care what everyone else thinks, i thought it kicked ass. So what, you had to think a little bit? use your thinking muscle.

[NightWalker XI]

The best Review (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3)

I think its right on the money.

I agree, except that:

SPOILER

The APU captain, he was EASILY the best character in the third Matrix, he rocked and the dock scene was good too, but everything that was good in Matrix one is no longer present in II or III

[Acaila]

MADDOX,,,KICKS,,,ASS,,,LOL,CEPT,,,,HE,,,CATN,,,SPE EL,,,,,,,INSANE!!~`1

I just tuned out when watching it and enjoyed the violence and special effects. I felt betrayed after the second 1 anyway, so I went into the third 1 with just enjoying it for the kick ass content.

[ZeusCali]

yes the "brain" muscle was needed for thoughts to make sense in this movie 1024 i agree DIX VINGT QUATRE!

[Happy lil Elf]

Firstly, nice spoiler warning, asshole. I never expected you'd be the type to post crap like this with no warning, especially after you were very careful in the other thread you started.

Secondly, I stopped loading the page as soon as I saw Maddox in the address. A review by Maddox is much akin to a review by a rabid 6 year old on crank, and almost as usefull. Almost, but not quite.

Nearly everything Maddox has ever written is slightly amusing for the pure assholery factor but always contains more half truths, implications and outright bullshit than a political speech presented in a style reminiscent of, well, see 6 year old on crank comment above.

[Flashingfish]

He said review. What do you expect? A review without spoiling the film? All this talk about using brain muscle...

[Happy lil Elf]

Professional critics review movies without giving any major spoilers all the time and Mr V did it himself in an earlier thread. It's not hard, you just don't say things like "Vader is actually Luke's father" for example.All this talk about using brain muscle...
Indeed, may I suggest you perhaps try that next time? ;)

[DramaticFanatic]

Maddox is hilarious, thought I was the only one who read his stuff. :)
Yes, his stuff is funny because of it's "assholery factor", so it should not be taken seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if his review is right on the spot, because the previous one was a flop.
What was there to think about in the movie? Ping Pow Poom.
Keanu looks constipated throughout the Matrix series. He puts on a hard face and speaks the dialogue in such a way that it sounds intellectual to the normal viewer but if you think about it is not. It is like Hitler's speeches, he spoke a bunch of crap, but he said it in such a manner that it was powerful and convincing to the listeners.
Mr. V should not get banned, he linked to a website that spoils the movie.

[Happy lil Elf]

No one said Mr V should get banned ;)

The problem is that he posted the link with no warning though. Lets use the Star Wars example again. If I were to link to a website that said in nice large black letter as soon as the page opened "Darth Vader is actually Luke's father" and then posted a link simply saying "The best review of Empire Strikes Back" you can bet your ass I'd piss people off. Why? Because that's a very shitty thing to do.

Yes, Maddox is indeed amusing in some cases. If you find yourself agreeing with him on a regular basis however I suggest seeking professional help :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Pirates are cool