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JetRaiden
2003-11-16, 07:45 PM
Post here 2 or three people you'd like someone else(or yourself) meet, just for kicks. Mine: Jesse James, Princess Leia, and Luke Skywalker.
Jesse James: .....and then we'll attack this fort right here....
Princess Leia: Thats not a fort, its a moon.
Luke Skywalker: WAIT! thats no moon! o wait. Yes it is....
Onizuka
2003-11-16, 08:08 PM
Hamma, Malone and Satan.
Malone: "You fking retard, your site sucks"
Satan: "I concur"
Hamma: "Almost as bad as you rofl"
Satan: "Come here Hamma :brow:"
Hamma: ":huh:"
Malone: "pfft, I can hack ur site with command prompt and Im not a leet haxxor"
Hamma: "Ban"
:rofl: just playin hamma :p
Rayder
2003-11-16, 08:40 PM
George W. Bush with a rampaging cow noise maker, a blind person, and a walking loaded rifle.
You get the idea.
Dharkbayne
2003-11-16, 08:47 PM
Ghengis Khan, Jesus, and Charlie Brown. That would kick ass
Hey! Let's play football!
DIE SCUM!!
Then Jesus shoots 'em all with a Jesus-BeamTM and flies away.
I don't know why, but that would amuse me greatly.
Squeeky
2003-11-16, 09:15 PM
Ghandi. Einstein. Or David Lee Roth.
SOE, a deadline, and a banstick.
AztecWarrior
2003-11-16, 09:19 PM
Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Ronald Reagan, and a pile of three swords.
JetRaiden
2003-11-16, 10:21 PM
Al Sharpton, a KKK, and a pistol with 1 bullet.
Onizuka
2003-11-16, 10:25 PM
:rofl: oh man, ouch.
JetRaiden
2003-11-16, 11:06 PM
Michael Jackson and a desert island. o yea and a cannibal.
Sentrosi
2003-11-17, 12:21 AM
I liked the Darwin met Jesus. :thumbsup:
Vince Lombardi, Terrell Owens, and Keyshawn Johnson.
They wouldn't last 2 seconds in Vince's world.
Rayder
2003-11-17, 12:27 AM
My grandmother, a retirement home representative, and a truckload of uncooked McDonald's hamburgers.
I liked the Darwin met Jesus. :thumbsup:
If you think about it hard enough, you can hear Darwin soiling himself.
Olsen twins & me.
:bananasex
ultraviolet
2003-11-17, 01:56 AM
my sister's boyfriend. the curb. (seriously, that would be awesome, especially if he fell on it! ;))
Other than that, Kate Chopin and Jean de Meun.
Sentrosi
2003-11-17, 03:04 AM
:bananasex:
First gratuitous and flagrant use of teh bananasex gif.
Ait'al
2003-11-17, 03:45 AM
the funny, this thread, and some whiskey! :D
The olsen twins thing is kinda interesting though.
Maybe some one in place of htem i knew in highschool i liked thatd be about ther age put together! :p
ViperGTS
2003-11-17, 07:57 AM
Or David Lee Roth.
:nod:
:cheers:
Firefly
2003-11-17, 08:02 AM
Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Simmons, and The Rock.
Exano
2003-11-17, 09:38 AM
2 famous rappers and a real ghetto :)
TekDragon
2003-11-17, 05:07 PM
Me, Squeeky, Hamma, and a qp.
Dharkbayne
2003-11-17, 05:21 PM
George W. Bush, his brain,
BUGGER�GHO�T
2003-11-17, 09:54 PM
2 bigass nerds, 1 very hot super model.
I think this is how they made Average Joe. :D
Derfud
2003-11-17, 10:14 PM
Me + George W. Bush + A large firearm in my posession.
Dharkbayne
2003-11-18, 02:08 PM
Be careful, he's got a minigun y'know! :rofl: :rolleyes:
JetRaiden
2003-11-18, 06:14 PM
Justin timberlake, eminem, and 2 knives.
Onizuka
2003-11-18, 06:15 PM
Justin timberlake, eminem, and 2 knives.
Amen.
AztecWarrior
2003-11-18, 06:43 PM
Justin Timberlake and Lo Pan. Lo Pan gets a sword.
Eminem and Tony Montana. Scarface gets an M4 with M203.
Fidel Castro and me. He gets a cigar, I get a G3/SG-1.
NoSurrender
2003-12-11, 06:55 PM
a midget, george W bush and a shotgun
a monkey with a knife and hamma
BUGGER
2003-12-11, 07:04 PM
Some one say bump?
Some one say bump?
I did. This is good stuff.
JetRaiden
2003-12-11, 07:19 PM
:cool:
tis.
The Hilton sisters and a gang of carjackers.
EineBeBoP
2003-12-11, 08:43 PM
Me and New computer. that'd make me happy.
kreeten
2003-12-11, 11:39 PM
Jenna Jameson, a cold case of bud and a video camera. hehe
Lonehunter
2003-12-11, 11:39 PM
The Governator, Wild Bill Clinton, and Jessie Ventura
Think of the political parties they'd have.
:chomp: Dr. Hannibal Lecter & Jeffrey Dahmer :chomp:
BUGGER
2003-12-12, 12:23 AM
I did. This is good stuff.
Fine with me. :D
A gay priest and Micheal Jackson.
Talk about all the great storys they will share.
kreeten
2003-12-12, 12:29 AM
Hey! I would watch what you say about George Bush. You know he frequents PSU?
Jesus, Billy Graham, and a squad of topless cheerleaders.
Flammey
2003-12-12, 02:39 AM
"I canna do it Captain, I dunna have de power"
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