Stupid CR5s (Tactical Blunders)

[Biohazzard56]

This happens far to much, whats the stupidest thing you've heard a CR5 doing

[Rayder]

Ask what time the weather channel was on.

[Kikinchikin]

Klar: my girlfriend was like Klar when are you gonna put that hotdog down and fuck me

also the funniest :)

[Biohazzard56]

:rofl: "I just made CR5 w00t for me , i gotta go take a shit"

[VashTheStamped]

im a CR5 and i dont say stupid things

i said one stupid thing on global and it was...
Hello everyone!!

[1024]

Klar: my girlfriend was like Klar when are you gonna put that hotdog down and fuck me

also the funniest :)

i remember that.

[ghost018]

"dont kill the gen, I need more exp"

ghost

[Hamma]

Asking everyone to recall due to a spitfire turret.

[MuNsTeR]

lol biohazzard u are cr3 i played w/ u 2day :P

[Biohazzard56]

i know im CR3 , but im a better commander than 90% of Markov.

[1024]

Asking everyone to recall due to a spitfire turret.

"omfg a turret!" :frightened:

:rofl:

[Rayder]

I swear one of the cr2 commanders on emerald for the VS said "OMG! ITS HAMMA!!! RECALL!" and he did.

[1024]

I swear one of the cr2 commanders on emerald for the VS said "OMG! ITS HAMMA!!! RECALL!" and he did.

what a dumbass. doesn't he know that he has like a 90% that hamma is drunk and will probably end up trying to go through a rocj with an ANT than shoot anyone, let alone the enemy...?

[Vashthestampedo]

Something about a party in my pants....

it wuz a boring day on markov as the NC/TR had a pop locked fight on some continent

CSR came down on me for that one...

[Smaug]

One time I said "Everyone we need massive backup in Hossin, we also have free punch and pie." I had the command chat cracking up, and /tells for me to change it to beer and chicks and then they'd consider. Incase you're wondering I'm Mosher on NC Emerald.

[Dharkbayne]

When I hit CR 5 first thing ima do is say "MANGINA"

[Snipefrag]

It wasnt a Cr5 but some dude in a friends squad said "OMG OMG THERES A STEALTH CHASING ME HERE I NEED BACKUP" what a n00b lol

[aiwest420]

Dumbest thing i've ever seen: [Cyssor All]deathbat4: plz dont kill bomazi gen, my freind needz cep


Also, when NC CR5's try to raid amerish...that's just plain suicide.

[jetface]

:zzz:

[BDMJ]

Worst ever:

bckil[cyssor all] Can someone please tell me if cyssor has a good fight?

/who bckil

Bckil - NC Sanctuary

[aiwest420]

Worst ever:

bckil[cyssor all] Can someone please tell me if cyssor has a good fight?

/who bckil

Bckil - NC Sanctuary
:lol:

[VashTheStamped]

i know im CR3 , but im a better commander than 90% of Markov.
i happen to be one of those people in the 10% of markov population thats better than you :p

[Doppler]

i happen to be one of those people in the 10% of markov population thats better than you :p

SLAM! :D

[Queensidecastle]

[Cyssor All]deathbat4: plz dont kill bomazi gen, my freind needz cep
http://lordbug.hypermart.net/iconz/puke.gif:rofl:

[Biohazzard56]

i happen to be one of those people in the 10% of markov population thats better than you :p

If you werent my ranking officer i would say something like "What have you lead, how many times have you outflanked the enemy, who have you motivated what kinda tactics do you think you have" or "yea your laughing now" or "Ive seen pieces of shit that can motivate more people than vash (im sorry) "some stupid crap like that , that would get me kicked from Freedom Corp. Have you fended a massive off with 15 people , i think not :P

J/K! Vash

[VashTheStamped]

die noob :evil:

[Otis]

I hear this ALL the time.

"Pull out of (continent) becouse it's getting too ruff, we should fight somewhere else."

It happens every day and reall sucks. I'll fight for abase for over an hour then this CR 5 tells every body to leave, sucks a$$.

[Biohazzard56]

die noob :evil:

i have 2x as many Kph as you do :P (im asking for it now)

[VashTheStamped]

i happen to have a life, and cannot play as much as i used to

[Biohazzard56]

very true , i give i give :P

[VashTheStamped]

:lol:

[I Hate Pants]

Alright guys, just relax. RELAX!!!!!!

[VashTheStamped]

i like ur avatar pants :brow:

[Jagd]

Shh, let the NC fight amongst themselves. It's good for the Republic.

[Biohazzard56]

The NC should fight each other the TR on markov are to easy anyway....; TR on Markov= Throw more Infantry at it!

Well that was a little bit unfair....NC Markov isnt much better "Throw more vanguards at it"

Jagd why did you leave NC?

[Jagd]

I think we've been over this before, but I've always been TR on Markov. :ncsucks:

[Acaila]

I saw this posted somewhere, can't remember where, cracked me up and is sort of relevant I guess:

CR1 command chat: Is anyone getting an ANT?
CR2 command chat: Where are we going next?
CR3 command chat: I will GAL drop my squad on the tower, when you see us fly over hit it from bottom.
CR4 command chat: Where are we going next?
CR5 command chat: Is anyone getting an ANT?

Funniest thing I have seen on continent chat:

"Is anyone going to repair the gen at Itan?"
"No wait, I meant Gunuku."
"Tore sorry."
"Don't worry, they have been repaired."

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Flammey]

Stupidest thing I've seen a CR5 do?

Simple.

Doing well on an invasion, or almost well, just need a little bit more soldiers or weaponry to give a nice push, and we'll own the nme. all of a sudden, out of the grey sky we see.....
almost any VS CR5 "On No, Our Homeland is being invaded. Everyone recall and head to Amerish**"

** Sub Amerish with Oshur

Me and my buddy over in the thick of fighting >>> Wanting to ring the neck of that CR5 and leave him in a pool of his own stupidity.

[Acaila]

It seems like an Emerald phenomenon that. On Emerald VS, CR5s seem to always be asking for everyone to resecure a home continent. Squad members regularly type "VERIAC HAS A HACJ ON IT WE MUST RESCUER!!". Whatever asshole, I am having fun here and will stay till the last spawn point is camped by /*insert most common spawn camping bitch here*/.

On Markov NC, we just rustle up some trouble.