Favorite Quote

[DoomWarrior]

Wat is your favorite quote, it can be ur own, or somethiuing someone else wrote.

[Dharkbayne]

I like one of mine PSU: ate my children!

[FearTheAtlas]

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction!"..dunno who said it, sometime during Korea I think though.

[Acaila]

Hail to the king baby!

[ultraviolet]

"Fall in love, and do what you love." - Joseph Campbell

"The Fates lead him who will; him who won't they drag." - qtd. in Joseph Campbell

"Dude, what Somalia needs is a kegger." - Daniel

"Maybe what they need is a better [recycling] sign. Then it won't be so hard to draw! You know every time you attempt to draw it and fail wildebeests DIE." - paraphrased, Daniel

"Faulkner had a 4 pg grammatically correct sentence. If he can do that, you can do anything." - Kat

"I washed my dishes for the first time in a week and a half. There was a funny smell comin' from my kitchen - it was so bad that my girl ALMOST did them for me this morning." - Zameer

"It's not the past love, it's the future. What are you going to do about the future?" - Staci's friend

"What I need to live is given to me by the earth, but what I live for is given to me by you." - Japanese proverb

Here's my collection from Mod:
Remember this: BOYS ARE STUPID
Besides, all you really have to do is sing Mysterious Ways in your head and everything makes sense
Women are a different breed you try not to understand them; you just love them
Well, it was just a time and it passed
You are cool
Remember there are never bad days
�Cause you are alive, but some days are better than others
Just keep writing and try not let the negative pull you down

My mini-collection from Gipson:
so like...i had a dream last night...and you were in it
apparently we went to this fine chocolate store...and you bought me a scone...and you had this chocolate biscotti thing
but yeah...that was weird, i never dream...and i dreamt of you
you should get a livejournal, so we can read others' lives
i think you and i have very different connotations of haute

Words from Carl:
you�re a great girl - you�re smart - you�re funny - you�re pretty - there�s nothing about you that doesn�t deserve attention
erthing 'll be ok
i guarandamntee it
Strawberries!
*pats head* dirty little princess

"Damn, you�re one hot mama!" - Jennifer

"The friendship that can cease to exist has never been real." - St. Gerome

"It's easier to breathe when you're around." - Brian

"That's the thing about California, we have a sense of humor when it comes to voting." - Mike

"You look like aphrodite spawning from the sea. er, bathtub." - Gipson

"Phone Sex... it can be difficult, but with the right amount of lube, ANYONE can do it!" - Andy

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Uh, I think this is a favorite "PSU:" quote thread....


PSU: Where STDs are like Pokemon, you gotta catch 'em all!

PSU: We want you to drive the Big Brown Truck.

PSU: Sucks less than before.

[DoomWarrior]

Charge!!! Omg... That's a really big gun!!! Run away!!!

[Onizuka]

"Time to whip out the lollipop." -Me

[Biohazzard56]

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont"
-me

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but by how high he bounces when he hits bottom." -- George S. Patton

"The object of war isnt to die for your country , its to make the other poor bastard die for his county'' - Patton

"To conquer, we must destroy our enemies. We must not only die gallantly; we must kill devastatingly. The faster and more effectively you kill, the longer you will live to enjoy the priceless fame of conquerors." -- George S. Patton

"An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse sh*t. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about f*cking!" -- George S. Patton

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man." -- George S. Patton

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." -- George S. Patton

[Mango]

It's not just for cats now!-Anon

[JetRaiden]

PSU: It's the site that watches back.


omg just as I opened this window one of my quotes came up! w00t!

[Vick]

"Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship... voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

- Hermann Goering, Reichmarshal

[Infernus]

"Fear attracts the fearful... the weak, the strong, the poor, the rich, all are slaves of fear... all are my slaves..."

[Warborn]

"Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship... voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

- Hermann Goering, Reichmarshal

I find it amusing how popular this quote has become nowadays. Before Bush went to war with Iraq, nobody gave a rat's ass about this quote because Goering was a pontificating fucktard who didn't know his ass from his elbow throughout the entirety of his Nazi career. But now, well, I guess recent events have made people forget who said the quote, instead focusing on the fact that it was said by someone who isn't alive anymore, and therefore must be an infallable gem of wisdom to be placed on the highest pedistal of truth.

As for my favorite quote, it's one by Winston Churchill. "The strongest argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

[Everay]

a Factory of quotes only shows a lack of ones originality ~ i forget

[AztecWarrior]

"It was a cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen..." Opening phrase of George Orwell's 1984.

Of course none of this matters, eMa's quote will appear every other page shortly...

[AztecWarrior]

"And I said 'All right, I'll GO to Hell.' and tore the note up."
-Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

"Write drunk, edit sober."
-Mark Twain

[Happy lil Elf]

"Don't know, no opinion"
-Jet, Cowboy Beebop

[Incompetent]

"They've got us surrounded, those poor bastards"
-101st officer at Bastogne

I like warborns quote as well

[Vick]

I find it amusing how popular this quote has become nowadays. Before Bush went to war with Iraq, nobody gave a rat's ass about this quote because Goering was a pontificating fucktard who didn't know his ass from his elbow throughout the entirety of his Nazi career. But now, well, I guess recent events have made people forget who said the quote, instead focusing on the fact that it was said by someone who isn't alive anymore, and therefore must be an infallable gem of wisdom to be placed on the highest pedistal of truth.

All probably true, still a good quote.

Anyway, I have not noticed this quote being more popular, it has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Just now it seems so fitting.

As for my favorite quote, it's one by Winston Churchill. "The strongest argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

Thats a good one too.

[Zodiac]

"This is my BOOMstick!" ~ Ash

:D

[DoomWarrior]

a boom stick is a shotgun right?

[JetRaiden]

SIE WERDEN EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

Angry German people




"Don't know, no opinion"
-Jet, Cowboy Beebop

[ultraviolet]

My fave Churchill quote is, "that is something up with which I will not put."

[Ait'al]

Pants that itch arent worth wearing.... yet!

ME! 8d

[DoomWarrior]

Caps Lock Isn't Working Right And Im Too Lazy To Hold Down Shift To Make Lower Case

"farting Is Just Gods Way Of Showing He Cares"

[DoomWarrior]

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

[Nimbus]

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-- Matt Groening

"Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - Never"
- Charles Caleb Colton

"People seem to think that if there's some problem that makes them unhappy in tis country, all they have to do is stage a big march and everything will change. When will they learn?" --George Carlin

"I can show you fear in a handful of dust"-- ( It's part of a poem, I don't remember who wrote it off the top of my head)

"Carp. It's not just for breakfast anymore"-- the back of Butch Engh's pickup truck (he's a commercial fisherman)

[ultraviolet]

Cool RA quotes from working the front desk

Dude, maybe the environment's doomed because they couldn't come up with a freaking easier-to-draw symbol [for recycling]. Every time you try and fail at drawing it, wildebeests DIE!
--Daniel

I like my desk shift. It's like lunch at Hooters but with less buffalo wings.
--Daniel

Dude, what Somalia needs is a kegger.
--Daniel

I'll pee in the corner if I have to.
--Charles

[delta]

I have so many favorite quotes:

http://www.bhhq.com/quotes.html

Some of my newest additions are:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
- General John Sedgwick, (1813 - 1863), Last words

"Heaver-than-air flying machines are impossible."
- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, (1895)

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
- Bill Gates

[delta]

I like one of mine PSU: ate my children!

Right after I read that I saw that quote on the site.

:groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy: :groovy:

[ultraviolet]

http://ultraviolet_uf.tripod.com/quotesfromthefire

I'm retarded with html so I use tripod templates. :D

[Everay]

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.


Who said that? i think it was a scientist but i dont remember his name

[Ait'al]

Lex is on Sci fi chanel right now! what is there big quote i cant remember but i used to love it.

its not a character one but one of the shows first season ones.

[DoomWarrior]

-Just when you thought it was safe to go out again

-Kids, why don't you go inside and get some fresh air?

[simbastra]

dont rmeember quite buti t goes a bit like this:
I may be drunk miss, but you will still be ugly tomorrow -winston churchill (I dont know if it was true I just found it somewhere.)

[DoomWarrior]

"Be alert. The world needs more lerts."

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body."

"I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you. "

"Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat. "

"9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane."

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready."

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."

"I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. "

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. "

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

"The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong. "

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. "

"A ship floats on the water; but I'll bet you it would float on sand too. "

"Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?"

"Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain. "

"He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. "

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. "

"She has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most places. "

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. "

"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands. "

"The speed of time is one second per second. "

"War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left. "

"It's all fun and games until some divine creature strikes you down with a bolt of lightning. "

"You say heretic like it's a bad thing. "

"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. "

"Those who live by the sword get blasted by those who don't. "

"That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. "

"When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun. "

"No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. "

"Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation. "

"Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" "

"A day without sunshine is like.. well, night. "

"Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. "

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. "

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged. "

"Don't upset me.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. "

"Swords don't kill people; I kill people. It's a proven medical fact. "

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. "



Well there are my favorite quotes i could scrounge up

[DoomWarrior]

Man this is pathetic, doesn't anyone know any good quotes? - DoomWarrior