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Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 08:35 PM
The helicopter hovered over the house at 50 feet. Agent ObnoxiousFrog was maning the dual 7.62mm Mini Guns. Agent Peacemaker was piloting the UH-60 Blackhawk. Gryphon, Doop, and Ivan were also in the back of the chopper checking their weapons. The house was surrounded by police and lower class Anti Flame Agents. Nothing would escape from it.

"So is he in there?" Obnoxious Frog yelled up to Peace.

"Yea, and hes got a few friends too. Ive got him and two others on heat sensors. Spammer Host ID lables one as Shadowe and the other as BioHazzard."

"Ok then, we have the numbers. Lets go to it." Gryphon yelled to Obnoxious Frog. Peacemaker lowered the aircraft to twenty five feet and started to circle the house. Obnoxious Frog drew both of the enormous bolts back and let them slam back into the breech chambering the first round in each of the six barrled cannons.

"Eat this you bastards." Obnoxious Frog yelled as he opened up with the mounted guns. The barrels started to spin up and a few seconds later a tounge of fire erupted from the top barrel on each gun. Peacemaker looked out the right window of the craft and watched as Obnoxious Frog walked the tracer lit rounds up the front door of the house. The door desintegrated under the barrage. Obnoxious Frog brought the shells into the house and sprayed the roof violently for nearly five minutes. He finally ran out of ammo and the smoke cleared from the house. The roof was totaly saturated in bullet holes. The Miniguns had done their job. A corner of the house colapsed as Peacemaker landed the helicopter outside of the permiter of the Police. The squad jumped off and walked up to the line. A quick flash of ID and they were permited to enter the lawn. Peacemaker signaled to the squad and they followed as he approached the front door. He pointed at the exposed metal door and made a fist, then made his fist break apart into three fingers held up flashed them once and then again. They surrounded the door 3 feet back and Doop set a small object on the door and backed up. Three seconds later the charge blew up and the door flew open. The squad poored into the door and took positions around the room.

"Clear." Doop wispered into the radio.

"Clear." Came Gryphons reply.

"Contact, left." Ivan responded. The whole squad turned to face in the direction Ivan had called from. A lone figure was hiding behind a metal plate in the corner.

"Flash him." Gryphon yelled. Doop wasted no time and hurled a Flashbang into the nook and it exploded. The figure screamed, stood up and started to fire widly.

"Biohazzard! Take him down!" The squad immediatly opened fire on the target, Ivans SPAS-12 made the first hit and ripped his shoulder off. Obnoxious Frog put a string of 9mm bullets across his torso and Doops M-4 tore into his left leg. Peacemaker drew his .357 Magnum and shot twice. The first shot hit square in the heart and the second right in the throat. Biohazzard colapsed from the multitude of bullet wounds. "Secure him!" Obnoxious Frog ran up and smashed his face in with a stick. The body disapeared.

"Banned!!!" Obnoxious Frog yelled. Suddenly the room erupted in fire from the hallway. Doop, Ivan, and Gryphon all took hits and fell back out the door. Peacemaker and Obnoxious Frog took cover behind the steel plate in the corner Bio Hazzard had used.

"Looks like Shadowe." Frog looked at Peace and winked. They both dived out from behind the plate shooting. Frog's Mp-5 ran out of ammo mid dive and he pulled his Desert Eagle and unloaded it. Peacemaker was using two MKII Socoms which were empty just as he stood up. Both agents pulled out Glock 18s and emptyed them at Shadowe on full auto. Peacemaker once again pulled out his .357 magnum and fired a shot square into his heart. "Got him, the pause virus is in! Get him!" Frog ran up and smashed Shadowe in the crotch with the stick and the body disappeared.

"Woot! Banned him!" Frog jumped up and cartwheeled into a table. "Arrrg! Im hit!" Peacemaker noticed a flash of light out of the corner of his eye as Ait'al flew into the basement. Peacemaker ran to the door and dived down the stairs head first rolling out at the bottom. Three bullets ricocheted by his head off the wall. He sighted Ait'al in the corner and opened up with his reloaded Glock 18. Three of the powerfull 9mm rounds struck him but he continued to dart back and forth spraying ammo. Peace took out his Glock 20 this time. Only one of the fifteen bullets found their mark. He droped the gun and darted behind cover. All he had left was two colt .45s, the .357 with two shots, and a sawn off shotgun. He took out his .45s and ran back out, the guns were empty in a second or two. Ait'al was suddenly on him and fired three shots into him. Obnoxious Frog appeared on the stairs and fired blindly at him with his newly reloaded Mp-5. Ait'al fired a shot into Obnoxious Frogs chest and he fell down gasping. Ait'al looked back at Peacemaker who was laying on the ground. He jumped into the air and was going to land on him.

"Die Agent scum!" He screamed.

"Fuck you!" Peacemaker yelled as he pulled the sawed off shotgun out of his jacket and fired one shell into his chest and the second into his face. Ait'al's head exploded in a puff of blood and he flew backwards into the wall and stood back up. Peacemaker stared at him as he tried to walk back towards him. "Like I said, fuck you!" He yelled as he wipped out his .357 viral gun and shot Ait'al in the chest twice. He calmly walked up to him and smashed his groin with the stick and his body disappeared.

"Baned...."


Just a note. This is all a joke. Just doing it cause of the spam created by Ait'al sometimes. Its for fun. Plz take no offence to it. Hehehe tell me what you think. ( I Know it should be in fan fiction, but itll get more publicity here)

AztecWarrior
2003-11-19, 08:36 PM
Way to make enemies. :P

Someone is waxing his banstick. His namme starts with an H, ends with an A, and is vaguely reminiscent of ham and hammers.

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 08:47 PM
? Hamma is the leader of the Agents of the Anti Flame!

EineBeBoP
2003-11-19, 08:50 PM
"Die Agent scum!" He screamed.

"Fuck you!" Peacemaker yelled as he pulled the sawed off shotgun out of his jacket and fired one shell into his chest and the second into his face. Ait'al's head exploded in a puff of blood and he flew backwards into the wall and stood back up. Peacemaker stared at him as he tried to walk back towards him. "Like I said, fuck you!" He yelled as he wipped out his .357 viral gun and shot Ait'al in the chest twice. He calmly walked up to him and smashed his groin with the stick and his body disappeared.

"Baned...."


Just a note. This is all a joke. Just doing it cause of the spam created by Ait'al sometimes. Its for fun. Plz take no offence to it. Hehehe tell me what you think. ( I Know it should be in fan fiction, but itll get more publicity here)


thats one hell of an ending! :eek:

Bighoss
2003-11-19, 09:25 PM
Way to make enemies. :P

Someone is waxing his banstick. His namme starts with an H, ends with an A, and is vaguely reminiscent of ham and hammers.

Harmonica?

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-11-19, 09:33 PM
Weeee thud.

Firefly
2003-11-19, 09:50 PM
Anyone firing a minigun for a solid five minutes just melted the barrel ten times over, caused the ammo to cook off, and probably ruined a half-million dollar weapons system. That's *IF* they had about a million rounds (which weighs a ton) to burn per weapon, since the rate of fire can empty an entire drum in about three seconds.

All that ammo cooking off in a Blackhawk must surely be lethal to the occupants of the aircraft.

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 09:54 PM
ok, you need to STFU. I DONT CARE. If this was reality based then how did he walk after I blew his head off? STFU god damn troll

Maxine
2003-11-19, 09:56 PM
:eek: PottyMouthPeace :love:

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 09:58 PM
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! MAXINE!!!!! <3!!!! HUGGLES 2 U!!!!!!!!

PS Fire Fly is our next target for elimination.

ObnoxiousFrog
2003-11-19, 09:59 PM
Wow...to get Maxi to post in your thread must require skill or rampant whoring, and judging from what Peace is saying in IRC (50% links to this thread), ima have to say the latter...

NoSurrender
2003-11-19, 10:14 PM
I love this!!!! i wanna get shot in the next one plz!! im good at getting shot

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 10:17 PM
As a bad guy or as a good guy? Ill do more for anyone. I love to do this stuff. But be warned. Aztec goes insane!!! OMG LOOK OUT!!!! ONOES Ait'al will be angry with me. Plz for the love of god not that! Really though. Just a joke in light of the Waldo thread of double posting spam doom. I have no hard feelings about anyone on the forum you guys all rock and im just having fun.

AztecWarrior
2003-11-19, 10:19 PM
Who died and made you official kulturkampf leader?

Firefly
2003-11-19, 10:26 PM
Hehehe tell me what you think.

ok, you need to STFU. I DONT CARE. If this was reality based then how did he walk after I blew his head off? STFU god damn troll

See if I ever help you again, ass. You asked us to tell you what we thought. And that's the thanks I get.

AztecWarrior
2003-11-19, 10:30 PM
See if I ever help you again, ass. You asked us to tell you what we thought. And that's the thanks I get.
That settles it. You've been owned.

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 10:34 PM
Actualy, FireFly, I am sorry. Your absolutly right. I asked for comments and u gave urs and I fliped hehehe. Sorry bout that. But my point still stands the the story isnt supposed to be realistic. As for Aztec man you need to GET A LIFE. Please for the love of god, I mean really I said it was a joke TWICE and Im not serious at all. Once again sorry to firefly. Just doin alot of stuff tonight and im stressin a bit. Hope you accept my appologies.

AztecWarrior
2003-11-19, 10:35 PM
I'll stop. But I stand behind my views nonetheless. This was a low blow.

Firefly
2003-11-19, 10:36 PM
Dude... that was a joke! No need for apologies.

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 10:39 PM
Hahahaha Firefly, you got me there. :D Reversal of previous statement, I have one beef with one forum member. Aztec only cause he cant take a joke and thats the only thing I dislike.

Everay
2003-11-19, 11:18 PM
that story owned

Onizuka
2003-11-19, 11:24 PM
wow, i so wish i could get back those 10 min of my life.

Hamma
2003-11-19, 11:25 PM
stop the h8 asap

Peacemaker
2003-11-19, 11:31 PM
To Oni: Ur evil :D Hehehehe dont tell me u didnt enjoy it at all!

To Hamma: Been there done that.

AztecWarrior
2003-11-19, 11:47 PM
Hahahaha Firefly, you got me there. :D Reversal of previous statement, I have one beef with one forum member. Aztec only cause he cant take a joke and thats the only thing I dislike.

I can take a joke, but I want to know who elected you chief of the PSU cool group club?

Ait'al
2003-11-20, 02:56 AM
by the way i live in an apartment.

I think you shot up and innocent person. You might want ot contact the FBI and get a pic of me so you can be certain. The federal governmetn doesnt like it when agents blow up innocent people. :no:

The story was pretty good till the ending you needed to elaberate more. It was too anticlimatic. Few more dodges in around the house or a dark alley and a decent chase where you are in danger to ad more suspense.

And I only carry belt fed weapons. :ugh: and only the type with revolving barrels.

Acaila
2003-11-20, 05:22 AM
I was disgusted by the complete lack of sex in this story.

3/10

Indecisive
2003-11-20, 12:20 PM
Obnoxious Frog ran up and smashed his face in with a stick.


:rofl: :rofl:

Peacemaker
2003-11-20, 02:58 PM
Ait'al, glad you likes it sept for the ending. Ill be redoing this in the Fan Fiction forums to better suit your needs. Acaila u should read some other stories of mine. Glad you enjoyed it tho everyone. Like I said, got a target? Need someone killed? The Agents of the Anti Flame will be here. BTW these arnt FBI agents or anything. U need to read the back story of this.

Paingiver
2003-11-20, 04:27 PM
by the way i live in an apartment.

I think you shot up and innocent person. You might want ot contact the FBI and get a pic of me so you can be certain. The federal governmetn doesnt like it when agents blow up innocent people.

sorry, have to laugh :D you just blew up a bunch of innocent peeps :p

Ivan
2003-11-20, 05:38 PM
I was disgusted by the complete lack of sex in this story.
I know! I should have gotten some STD from some Saigon whore! (i.e. Squeeky.) :D

Squeeky
2003-11-20, 06:48 PM
Can i be Special Agent Squeeky, Buttsex Operations Cmdr.?

Ivan
2003-11-20, 09:47 PM
No you're the Saigon whore that gives everyone STDs. :p

Squeeky
2003-11-20, 09:49 PM
Thanks for including me in your Story Peacemaker. Ima cry now :(

Peacemaker
2003-11-20, 09:51 PM
Squeeky, ur in the origonal story on the Fan Fic. I just havnt gone very far with it. The fact is you are going to be playing an important role in later chapters of the story, im just gonna modify this story and slap it into that story on the Fan fictions.

Squeeky
2003-11-20, 09:53 PM
wewt. You are back on my cool list, you can now sleep at night.

Ivan
2003-11-20, 09:59 PM
With your teddy bear? ;)

Peacemaker
2003-11-20, 10:34 PM
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13509

There it is boys and girls. Goin in my Sig too.

Onizuka
2003-11-20, 10:52 PM
Add me to your story. If you don't want me in there then just say someone in the story "Then Oni apperead, pulled out a gun, and killed himself."

Peacemaker
2003-11-20, 11:05 PM
Ok Edit limit over so everyone pretend at the end the line is there "Oni suddenly appeared stuck a .45 in his mouth and blew the back of his head out. The brain matter splatered up against the wall and Oni fell dead on the ground."

Squeeky
2003-11-20, 11:13 PM
pr0n!! haha

Derfud
2003-11-21, 12:04 AM
You forgot about me and my akimbo five-sevens with seemingly endless ammo. BTW I can jump about 8 feet in the air, and I can shoot laser beams out of my nostils.

Doppler
2003-11-21, 01:40 AM
Normaly I'm not an advocate of thread locking, however this tends to be the sort of stuff that just seems retarted. You started a thread just to flame certain people what collosal hubris. I mean serious talking about killing someone and tehn going "he he it's just a joke guys" doesnt make it funny. Your meaning still breathes pure. I'm not going to pretend i agree with or even like half the people you cover in your story. However there is what I'd like to think some small hint of decorum that you bring to this board, by just opening up with straight up attacks you not only do you vile portion of spam, bring a darker elitist bastard eliment to this board, and no amount of "I was just joking" is going to undo that.

Immature twits.