Squeeky in Juvenile hall!?

[EarlyDawn]

On PSU Squeeky's away message...

I was in Juvenille Hall from Tuesday morning until Thursday morning, i am tired, hungry, and my eyes are bloodshot. Call me if you need me, otherwise i will be away for awhile

..WTF!? :doh: :eek:

[SERPUS]

at least its not federal pound me in the ass prison

[ultraviolet]

Just relax. He'll be back latre to explain, I'm sure.

[Dharkbayne]

at least its not federal pound me in the ass prison

:stoppost:

[SERPUS]

^^^^

weep in greater amounts, apprentice
:groovy: :groovy: :groovy:

[Dharkbayne]

That didn't even make sense... :confused:

[Zodiac]

That didn't even make sense... :confused:

niether do 80% of your posts.

[Dharkbayne]

Oh you quiet me or chicken chimney!!!!!

[Ait'al]

That just about summed it up. 8)

[Zodiac]

Oh you quiet me or chicken chimney!!!!!

ok, I can "quiet [you]"
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[Squick]

Could be worse... He could be Michael Jackson :)

Could you imagine what would happen to him if he got put in the general population, expecially if he was convicted of being a child molestor... Jeeze, he wouldn't last 15 min.

But he won't... He will get put in a manson...

[Mtx]

Was Squeeky caught puffing the pipe?

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

And you claim I did/do badder stuff. :D


No i just do stupider stuff....at really stupid times....

[JetRaiden]

Was Squeeky caught puffing the pipe?

if he was he must've had a shitload of weed to get thrown in the slammer for a few days. I've been busted 6 or 7 times and nothings happened but a little trip to the station, and even that rarely happens. thank god they were all in different towns.

[Smaug]

ahahha this is the perfect opportunity to use the new pic I made. Nobody take this personally :D.
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/halfoz.jpg

[dscytherulez]

ahahha this is the perfect opportunity to use the new pic I made. Nobody take this personally :D.
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/halfoz.jpg

Hahaha Mr. Mackey is the shit. LOL

South Park > All

LSD is bad, m'kay?

[Dharkbayne]

South park does indeed > All :brow:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Indeed.


....but I only see the red x

[Smaug]

Dunno try reloading or something. Looks fine for me, and I'm using my ISP webspace so it shouldn't be down.

[AztecWarrior]

I think he's playing around.

[Squeeky]

:ugh:

Yes i was in Juvenille Hall, no it's not your business what i did. :wave:

[Squick]

If he lived in Michigan, and was caught peeing in public he would be much more angry...

That is a class C sex-offender crime! It puts you on the sex offender list for five years I believe... I know someone that did that, and now every time they move they have to inform all of their neighbors that they are sex offenders or risk going to jail if the authorities check up on them.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

You been in it the past week.... charges on you, you charging someone, or you there for a friend?

[Squeeky]

Like the away message said. Tuesday morning to Thursday morning. Nothing personal, it's just i didn't expect PSU to find out and i don't think it's anyones business. And for the record, it wasn't for posession.

[ViperGTS]

Prostution?

[JetRaiden]

robbery? indecent exposure? insider trading?

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

His businiss, i see where its going.


We heard enough.

[AztecWarrior]

Ouch. I would say sorry, but I'm going to be impartial here. I don't know what happened, so I can't say if you deserve it.

[EineBeBoP]

Prostution?

:nod: / :no:

Yes = yep thats prolly it.
No = I'm so ashamed.


J/k Squeeky. :love: yah.
Hope you're all right.

[Squeeky]

k, death to thread plz :wave:

[SkunkPunk]

hey sqeeky did u drop the soap? jking

[AztecWarrior]

Stop kicking him while he's down.

[1024]

guys. stfu. he obviously doesn't want to tell you.

[Hamma]

I've told you guys on multiple occasions Squeeky is a convicted felon.

[Spider]

For what? :rolleyes:

Being a ***? :rolleyes:

[Hamma]

For what? :rolleyes:

Being a ***? :rolleyes:
Hey if it isnt the resident squeeky troll. If you don't have anything fucking good to say then dont http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/vbnewstyle01-blue/reply.gif

[Derfud]

I bet squeeky just got caught up with the wrong group, or was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[JetRaiden]

*ugh* amen to that.

damn H addicts....

[Infernus]

Hmm... I would write a list about the things he could possibly have been arrested for, but I won't becuase A)Its none of my business and B)Its nobe of your business... all i will say is that he probably faces a confusing road off very long words...

[Squick]

You sound like he was diagnosed with some terminal disease Infernus...

"Now that Squeeky has been diagnosed with mono herpes of the left testicle he will undergo numerous doses of conflaburation until he is cured."

[Bighoss]

Squeeky probauly just had to finish off his mad Ghetto look with some expierence! :evil:

[Onizuka]

Hmm, to me it would seem if he didnt want people knowing that he was there, he wouldnt put it in his away message. But hey, I dont care where he goes as long as he

a. Isnt paralyzed
b. Doesnt die
c. Still posts

gl squeeky on whatever is going on in your life. :)

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

....paralyzed?

[Infernus]

I was thinking more of my minor run in wth police... that was nothing I still got the friggen book thrown at me... if he got detained he's in for a lot... and law = a system of big words that don't define anything...

[Kaikou]

Wait..................................

This isn't related to the Michael Jackson incident is it....?

[Strygun]

he deserves life in prison. but that's just IMO ;)

he probably had sex with a girl under 18, which if she is smart she will file charges claiming rape, because even if she consented, anyone that has sex under 18 cannot get legal consent, therefore it was not consented sex, therefore it's rape.

just so you all know ;) try it on your bf/gf next time

DISCLAIMER: No representation is made that Strygun is an advocate of underage or out of marriage sex.

[Squeeky]

Thing is i run two AIM's cloned by dead aim, put up the wrong away message on the wrong client. :ugh:

Edit: Way to make a completely WRONG assumption Strygun. Fuck off :lol:

[Strygun]

you technically shouldn't even be using that AIM name, you no longer are allowed to wear that tag.

[Squeeky]

:rofl:

Fuck you. You have absoloutely no authority over what AIM name i use :lol:. And besides, everyone who messages me from PSU knows i do not work for PSU. And i don't claim to either.

[Ait'al]

Its different in some places Stry. 8) IN some places it can be consensual over hte age of 16 and some other stuff.

Hes under 18 anyway isnt he. that means in my ex state atleast he has to worry about it with someone under 14. ;)

Go get that 6th grader Squeek. :devilwink:

[Squeeky]

Sex between two minors under the age of 18 is legal. If it wasn't, then alot of people having underage sex would be raping eachother and that's not the case.

[Ait'al]

They have a second age line for people under 18 too in many states now. So you cant have sex with x person if you over x age and there under x age. like 14 or 16. There were to many cases with people finding there kids haveing sex at those ages and sueing hte other and then the girl being forced to say rape. they thought it would help.

[Everay]

anyways, its none of our buisness, unless squeeky says what he did, or didnt do. and if he said what he did somewhere else, it doesnt mean he wants us to know

[Zodiac]

Wait..................................

This isn't related to the Michael Jackson incident is it....?

:rofl:

[ultraviolet]

omf Squeeky, please don't claim rape against me!

[Hamma]

he deserves life in prison. but that's just IMO ;)

he probably had sex with a girl under 18, which if she is smart she will file charges claiming rape, because even if she consented, anyone that has sex under 18 cannot get legal consent, therefore it was not consented sex, therefore it's rape.

just so you all know ;) try it on your bf/gf next time

DISCLAIMER: No representation is made that Strygun is an advocate of underage or out of marriage sex.
When I was 17 I had sex with a 16 year old. I'm not in jail :lol:

[Firefly]

I'm not sure what part people didn't understand when he said A) its none of your business, and B) let the thread die.

Now it's my understanding that people's personal business is their personal business. Are you all Squeeky's employer? No. Do you sign his paycheck? No. Are you responsible for hearing his confession and absolving him to save his mortal soul? No. Are you his parents (assuming he even resides with them)? No.

I think the appropriate thing to do is respect his desire for you all to STFU and let it die or even delete the thread, but since there are people here who seem to like bashing someone regardless of whether they got locked up or probably even if his parents died (Heaven forbid and that's an example- I dont wish them ill will), it seems this thread will probably grow to ten pages with people coming up with outrageously stupid speculations. Despite his having asked for both A and B.

But then again what do I know? I'm just a new guy around here so my two cents are probably worth less than two Russian Rubles.

[Squick]

Firefly, on the same note though you may or may not know that Squeeky shares far more about his personal life with the people on this board for some reason.

You can search through his history, but he shares aspects of his life that certainly should be kept private.

So it is no wonder that people here have a certain level of expectation that Squeeky is in some way "owes" a full disclosure of every aspect of his personal life.

Squick

[Squeeky]

:lol: Squick

Half the time i don't start the thread. It's usually another person who finds out one way or another.

And Firefly, who cares if your new. I appreciate that post.

[ultraviolet]

*clears throat*

I had permission NOT to let the thread die/bump it. You'll also notice I didn't pry into his personal life, rather I made (what I thought was) a joke.

:love: for Squeeky.

[Onizuka]

When I was 17 I had sex with a 16 year old. I'm not in jail :lol:

:rolleyes:

[Firefly]

You can search through his history, but he shares aspects of his life that certainly should be kept private.
I don't as a rule go back and dig through old posts or search for all-posts-by-user. I didn't know that, but it shouldn't matter regardless; the speculation (to me at least) was fine up until the point that Squeeky asked for it to stop. Period. For all we know or rather don't know, it may be a matter under investigation and Squeeky may want to pull the OJ defense: ie, 100% silence.

And Firefly, who cares if your new. I appreciate that post.
Thanks. I was beginning to wonder if new-arrivals and outsiders got a two-month mando ignore treatment... but only because I worked on this really neat story and posted it in the Fanfic area and no one bothered to comment on it.

I had permission NOT to let the thread die/bump it. You'll also notice I didn't pry into his personal life, rather I made (what I thought was) a joke.].
I didn't know that either. I did notice that you two seem to have some sort of relationship, and that's probably one exception to the rule. As a significant other (or at least what I think may be), you are entitled to a certain level of information that we as non-sigothers do not need and should not desire. Again, my two less-than-Russian-Rubles' worth.

[Onizuka]

Thanks. I was beginning to wonder if new-arrivals and outsiders got a two-month mando ignore treatment... but only because I worked on this really neat story and posted it in the Fanfic area and no one bothered to comment on it.


There are a lot of elitest people everywhere. I dont care how long you've been here, just how you act :thumbsup:

[Spider]

Now it's my understanding that people's personal business is their personal business. Are you all Squeeky's employer? No. Do you sign his paycheck? No. Are you responsible for hearing his confession and absolving him to save his mortal soul? No. Are you his parents (assuming he even resides with them)? No.


Well actually... Hamma is all of the above! :brow:!

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[ultraviolet]

I'm actually not Squeeky's "Significant Other." Think of us as f!ckbuddies who like to cuddle. ;)

Seriously, though, Squeeky and I are just very good friends.

[Squeeky]

I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTED FRIENDS!?!??!!!!111

YOU LYING TO ME NOW?!?!?! OMG !!!!!!!111111

wtfbbqsauce

[JetRaiden]

:huh:

really...........

[ultraviolet]

Floop!

We are teh bestest friends evar, mmk?!?!

[Squeeky]

Better! WEEEEEEEEEE FLOOOP! :lol:

[AztecWarrior]

Floop? Is that a word?

[delta]

Not according to Dictionary.com:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Floop

[Ait'al]

Webster is a shitty enough dictionary(opinionated) let alone one on the internet.

what does floop mean? Besides the obvious.

[Squeeky]

Floop Is Your Mother!!!!!!!!1111111

[Firefly]

Floop sounds similar to the name we gave this girl at language-school.

We called her "The Clootch", and we used to say that she whistled when she walked... ;)

[delta]

Floop sounds like one of those toys that are all the same they try to sell to kids.

[ultraviolet]

Floop is a term my Medieval Lit prof used when discussing some images of the Annunciation and how "baby Christ" got to Mary's womb.

Here's a link: http://www.cla.calpoly.edu/~dschwart/iconography/bigc19.html

[Ait'al]

If you mean floop like accident. Thats so mean. :tear:

[ultraviolet]

No, she described how "baby Christ" was floating on God's breath like "weeee!" and then "FLOOOP!" right on into Mary's ear.

[Firefly]

No, she described how "baby Christ" was floating on God's breath like "weeee!" and then "FLOOOP!" right on into Mary's ear.
Oh My GOD! That is *SO* straight out of the Bible!

Matthew 15:2 - Verily the Lord thy God thus did createth His Son Jesus Christ as mortal incarnate, in infant form
Matthew 15:3 - so that yon infant was in child form floating on His breath like "Weee!"
Matthew 15:4 - and thus it came to pass the Virgin Mary was in her home and then "FLOOOP!" the Son of God floooped right into Mary's ear.

Is this chick a fuckin stoned-out hippy?

[Spider]

Webster is a shitty enough dictionary(opinionated) let alone one on the internet.

what does floop mean? Besides the obvious.

Wait, you judge a dictionary when you usually can't even write a correctly formulated sentence?!

[Squeeky]

1,001 views on this thread. I'm such a gangster pimp:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

teh forum pimp, hard at work. :rolleyes:


And wts is floop?

[ultraviolet]

Oh My GOD! That is *SO* straight out of the Bible!

Matthew 15:2 - Verily the Lord thy God thus did createth His Son Jesus Christ as mortal incarnate, in infant form
Matthew 15:3 - so that yon infant was in child form floating on His breath like "Weee!"
Matthew 15:4 - and thus it came to pass the Virgin Mary was in her home and then "FLOOOP!" the Son of God floooped right into Mary's ear.

Is this chick a fuckin stoned-out hippy?

She's a crazy biatch who was GIVEN her Ph.D. from Princeton because they very badly wanted to get rid of her. Is 40, looks 60.

Floop is not used as a verb! It's more like an adjective or interjection. Weee! Floop!

[Ait'al]

Its a sound affect! 8p

And im guessing this will be a sticky shortly, squeeky? lol

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

In Matthew 15:4, it is used as a verb.

[ultraviolet]

Well who ever said Bible writers were grammatically correct?

Yes, sound effect! That's the phrase I was looking for. :) Thanks.

[Ait'al]

Yw ;)

[Squeeky]

Thats the sound my fecal matter makes as it floops into the toilet.

[ultraviolet]

Squeeky . . . No. Bad. Please. For the love of . . . waffles and keekleberries, NO!

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Nother example: Thats the sound my fecal matter makes as it floops into the toilet.
[as it floops into the toilet] is a dependant claus, but every dep. claus has a subject and verb. it=sub., floop=verb.


Oh yeah, theres where my B- in english cuts in!:nod:

[Squeeky]

wouldnt fecal matter be the subject. :shrug:

[ultraviolet]

Yes, floop is used as a verb there, but it generally is used as a sound effect. Onomatopoeia! =p

And that's where being an English major begins!

[ultraviolet]

wouldnt fecal matter be the subject. :shrug:

Please don't make me diagram this sentence and bust out charts. Please.

I know I'm your English teacher, but I wonder if you're beyond salvation! ;)

[Ait'al]

Found something mildly entertaining.

drag yoru cursor over this smiley and highlite it.

:nod:

To me it looks like its saying Weooweeooweoo? or just jabbering on endlessly.

Helps a little if you stare at it somewhat lke one of those 3Dpuzzles at teh mall though.

[ultraviolet]

Whoa. That's awesome!

[Squeeky]

:lol:

Too much time on your hands.

[ultraviolet]

And I'm easily amused.
And I didn't get enough sleep.

[Ait'al]

:lol: and htis one looks like a puppy with tiny ears floping over his eyes thats barking. 8)

Arf arf! :brow:

[ultraviolet]

No, that just looks weird.

[Hamma]

There are 99 more replies than this thread ever needed.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

wouldnt fecal matter be the subject. :shrug:

No, [Thats] is the main subject of that sentence, and [sound] is the main verb.




I dont like teaching shit.....expecally when yall should know this already.....

[Squeeky]

This thread will never die, until hamma locks it ;)

[ultraviolet]

No, [Thats] is the main subject of that sentence, and [sound] is the main verb.




I dont like teaching shit.....expecally when yall should know this already.....

Actually, you're wrong. That is the main subject, and is would be the verb, which appears in contraction form. Sound is the predicate nominative.

:D

[SkunkPunk]

sploosh www.rathergood.com/blode2

[Onizuka]

I just noticed Hamma's sig is huge.

[Hamma]

:confused:

[Onizuka]

No, your sig takes up a lot of verticle space.

[Squeeky]

My penis is huge, you don't see me flaunting it....err...wait....nevermind.

[Searo]

DIE EVIL THREAD DIE!

I cant....fight....the stupid....anymore.

[Otis]

bow down to the stupid side

[Strygun]

Thats the sound my fecal matter makes as it floops into the toilet.


I'm surprised that no one has even caught this one yet.

That's, not thats. That's = that is. Thats = not a word.

That's where my 99 in Honors English comes in.

[Squeeky]

Drop dead.

[ultraviolet]

I'm not going to kill him for forgetting an apostrophe, dumbass.

Of course we caught on to it. See my previous post about "is" being the verb of the sentence.

Learn to read before you correct, hrm?

[Squeeky]

:lol:

fuxing pwned. Stry likes to go over my posts with a magnifying glass :lol:

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

I'm surprised that no one has even caught this one yet.

That's, not thats. That's = that is. Thats = not a word.

That's where my 99 in Honors English comes in.
B- in english as i said. I suck at correcting, thats why I never plan to be an editor in the New York Times.


So i was wrong, is was the verb in that sentence not sound. My apologies to anyone that told his/her friends that sound was the verb.

[ultraviolet]

:lol:

fuxing pwned. Stry likes to go over my posts with a magnifying glass :lol:

Apparently the magnifying glass had a smudge.

Bwa hahaha.

Let's not forget I will win most grammar arguments, especially with high school kids. I went through 2 years of Honours English, 2 years of AP (passed both with a good grade), and am now what? AN ENGLISH MAJOR!

[Smaug]

I can speak American.

[ultraviolet]

I speak American English, British English, some Italian, and some Spanish. :D

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

I can speak English and English drunk....does that count?

[Hamma]

I'm surprised that no one has even caught this one yet.

That's, not thats. That's = that is. Thats = not a word.

That's where my 99 in Honors English comes in.
I think I speak for everyone when I say shut up, nobody cares on an internet forum. Stop prying at Squeeky it pisses me off, you two are like little kids.

[ultraviolet]

Thank you, Hamma.

You are my hero. :love:

[Strygun]

i only said it because we were all discussing english.. I thought it was funny at the time =)

[Onizuka]

I think I speak for everyone when I say shut up, nobody cares on an internet forum. Stop prying at Squeeky it pisses me off, you two are like little kids.

:huh: Im sensing some uhh... bad vibes.

/corner retreat

[Hamma]

It annoys me when people think anyone cares about proper grammar and spelling on a damn Computer Game forum.

[ultraviolet]

:lol:

[Rayder]

They do Hamma, they do....

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

It annoys me when people think anyone cares about proper grammar and spelling on a damn Computer Game forum.

Exactly! So everyone stop making fun of my unreadable posts, its not my fault I got aol.

[Onizuka]

-NM, that was extremely dumb.

[Strygun]

bah, I'll shut up now. Even though I was joining 3+ others in a grammar/english discussion, I'll hush.

[Ait'al]

It annoys me when people think anyone cares about proper grammar and spelling on a damn Computer Game forum.

Hurray for sanity! :tear: <- tear of joy!:nod:

[Rayder]

Hurray for sanity! :tear: <- tear of joy!:nod:

He don't look to joyful... the other one however... sticks and stones WILL hurt you.

[EineBeBoP]

ok, im back after not visiting for about 3 days.

why is this thread still going?

get a fucking life. Squeeky went to juvie. so fucking what? i'll bet a bunch more people here have too. hes a fucking kid (i should talk im only 1 yr older) and he did something bad. whoopdee fucking doo.

GET OVER IT.


[[If this is way off, and this thread was derailed after page 3, i apologize. I havent read all 150 replies, and dont plan to. plz no flames]]

[Squeeky]

bah, I'll shut up now. Even though I was joining 3+ others in a grammar/english discussion, I'll hush.

:clap:

Ps. This thread will never die

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

No shit, you went to juvey because you didn't admit!!!!!!!!!111


Eh.....i hate probation officers.....I think he's doing my mom......

[ultraviolet]

Pleasant.

[Squeeky]

Pics? Of your mom and the PO?

[Zatrais]

ok, im back after not visiting for about 3 days.

why is this thread still going?

get a fucking life. Squeeky went to juvie. so fucking what? i'll bet a bunch more people here have too. hes a fucking kid (i should talk im only 1 yr older) and he did something bad. whoopdee fucking doo.

GET OVER IT.


[[If this is way off, and this thread was derailed after page 3, i apologize. I havent read all 150 replies, and dont plan to. plz no flames]]

Pns Ndabut

it got derailed.. hehehehe

[Squeeky]

Pns In Mah Butt

[Onizuka]

ok, im back after not visiting for about 3 days.

why is this thread still going?

get a fucking life. Squeeky went to juvie. so fucking what? i'll bet a bunch more people here have too. hes a fucking kid (i should talk im only 1 yr older) and he did something bad. whoopdee fucking doo.

GET OVER IT.


[[If this is way off, and this thread was derailed after page 3, i apologize. I havent read all 150 replies, and dont plan to. plz no flames]]


I've never gone to "juvie". Also, aren't you about 6-9 months older than him. That's not really a year :ugh: :p :love:

/em is just kidding Einne

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Hehheh, going to juvy is like a family outing for one of my friends. :D

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/185665/warnerbros.jpg

[SkunkPunk]

qustion: squeeky if u"dont wanna talk about it" why is the thread still going? and why do u want it to keep going?

[Squeeky]

Because we've moved off the subject possibly? :lol:

This thread will go down in infamy as the thread that i confessed.

I'M FRUITACIOUS

[SkunkPunk]

yea, i bet you are... :huh:

[JetRaiden]

This thread has gone downhill since page 3, close it before I get eye sores.

[Squeeky]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/185665/warnerbros.jpg


:rofl: best pic evar.