A little worse for the wear

[Veteran]

I left my character logged in on a tower staircase while I went to fetch my laundry, and while I was folding it, I looked over at my monitor and saw a red damage pulse and thought 'oh great, someone is killing me'. So I went back to my laundry, thinking I was surely dead, when I saw another red damage pulse. At this point, I wonder why I'm taking damage so slowly, so I go back to the keyboard, eat a health kit, turn around and discover it's a NC shooting Phoenix missiles at me (which naturally bounce off my TR armor of righteousness). Needless to say, he got the spin cycle and then got hung out to dry, thanks to my trusty Mini-Chaingun.

[Katanaboy]

An NC without a jackhammer? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?!?

[Madcow]

He was probably just out of shottie rounds.

[Acaila]

It was funny after the balance pass, alot of NC didn't realize a Phoenix was still worse than fucking hopeless to kill a grunt.

[Flammey]

They still use it though. At least the morons do.

"If you use Pheonix on Infantry, and your not a moron, Call 555-BOOM, and we will send a nice little package to your house, where in it will explode in your face, causing a chain reaction of explosions across your neighborhood, killing you and everyone within 500 meters of you and your dumb ass."

That is all......

[Black]

Ive been noticing that a lot of NC use the MCG and OWNES everyone! But i have my trusty thumper grenade launcher with PLASMA grenades in it.

Its funny cause yesterday i was killin a lot of ppl then this dude sends a /tell to me flaming cause i use plasma grenades. lol i mean its fucking common pool u can use it to u dumb ass.

[TheRagingGerbil]

Yup, just like when I get tells for using my "over-powered" shotgun....sweeper.

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Acaila]

Haha, I often use a sweeper just for shits and giggles, and I still get "fuck you and your n00bhammer" tells.

[Sentrosi]

I started an NC character on Markov the other day for giggles. I wanted my character to be able to fly, so I instantly get the Reaver and Medium assault as my certs. I load my character with a sweeper and head out for some XP.

We start to assault a base and I get with a squad of NC, most of them using the jackhammer. I'm the only one with a sweeper. Guess who was still standing after we entered the base? Me. The others were killed rather quickly. Most noobs don't realize that the COF applies to both the enemy and themselves. I think half the group TK'd their friends and the others didn't know better.

After I died, I got a /tell from one of the TR players on Markov.

"Man, you do know you can use a Jackhammer, don't you?"