LMFAO!! Kid owned by paintball gun [Movie]

[Squeeky]

http://home.sport.rr.com/entensity/stopit.wmv


"STOP IT...*sniff*...MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE"

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[Firefly]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Dude! This retard is like the Star Wars kid!! Sounds like he was trying to be that Australian guy that plays with animals.

"Stop it, I'm fucking serious! FUCKING ASSHOLE!! I'm gonna fuckin kick your ass, you motherfuckin bitch!"

"Stop it! Stop, stop stop stop no AHHH! AHH! Stop it you fucker! AHH!"

Then again... he couldn't stop smiling a few times, and the camera kept cutting scenes. You think that's legit?

[Squeeky]

It is legit. I had another clip where he charged the camera guy. And then he just started laughing....then it cuts to him with him in his boxers :ugh: showing the welts. I can't find that clip though :doh:

[Firefly]

Man... that's some quality shit either way. Kid screams like a girl. I'm still laughing over here... nearly snorted beer on my monitor.

[Khronos]

hahah yea ive seen this before..laughed real hard.

squeeky: find those clips now! <3

[Sputty]

Personally, I think it's fake
Why would he start smiling like that

[1024]

:lol:!

[ghost018]

Whoever was shooting is a lousy aim. Missing all those shots at a still target....

ghost

[Zodiac]

That sucked. The shooter hit him like 3 times out of 20 shots and then the kid yelled "fucker" about 30 times. Besides his initial reaction, I didnt really find it funny.

[Sentrosi]

I can hear the audio, but not see the video. Damn craptastic work codecs.

[Mtx]

I can hear the audio, but not see the video. Damn craptastic work codecs.


Put your gayway computer back in the box, return it, and demand they sell you a decent rig. :p ;)


I like the little one legged dance he does.

[Flammey]

I can hear the audio, but not see the video. Damn craptastic work codecs.


You ain't missing a thing, Sentrosi. Dunna worrabout it

[Squeeky]

Thanks for your vital contribution to my thread Flammey, exit is down the hall to the left :wave:

[Sentrosi]

Put your gayway computer back in the box, return it, and demand they sell you a decent rig. :p ;)

I would, but I think my boss might fire me for that. I'd have a better one than he has.

I'll wait til I'm at home.

[Paingiver]

i think the shooter was missiing him on purpose, to try to scare the crap outta him and to make him fall off

[Mtx]

I think it was a pure joke played on the audiance people.

A: No paint broke on him so the gun was set really low.

B: He can't stop laughing.

[arctik]

Funny but I didnt see any *splatters* when the kid was hit. Only thing I saw was splashes in the water next to and behind the fat kid.

[Acaila]

I reckon it was staged but was still fucking halarious. That fat kids voice, absolutely tops.

[Mr1337Duck]

Yeah, if the gun was being shot on purpose, that guy's aim blew. I've never fired a paintball gun and my aim is better than that.

[Mtx]

I used to play paintball all the time and trust me.. when a paintball hits you.. you don't laugh or smile.

Actually people usually do one of two things. Either they A) scream "Fuck" or B) scream "hit!"

B usually follows A.

[Nimbus]

It's almost definately staged. Shooting unsuspecting people with a paintball gun is actually a pretty serious crime. Plus there's the other factors people were saying like most of them missing, the paintballs not breaking and the like.
Man, I'd like to go paintballing sometime. Maybe next summer I can get my friends intersted and we can do it in my grandfather's woods.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

It would've been funnier if it was real.

[Squeeky]

I remember i was playing a scenario game in Escondido. 300+ people on each side playing in a huge gulley. I was with a group of 5 people and i was providing cover over a ridge while they advanced down the side of a hill. I then saw a guy in the distance and he started popping off rounds at me so in a panic i ran and jumped into a ditch only to run into 4+ guys, all male adults. They we're maybe 5 feet away, and the two guys in the rear shoot atleast 7 shots at me before i scream "Hit" like a million times. That fucking hurt

[JetRaiden]

I've never fired a paintball gun and my aim is better than that.


Im sure they missed intentionally. whatever gun they were using, they couldve easily gotten some head hits and stuff. they were just messing around.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

I remember i was playing a scenario game in Escondido. 300+ people on each side playing in a huge gulley. I was with a group of 5 people and i was providing cover over a ridge while they advanced down the side of a hill. I then saw a guy in the distance and he started popping off rounds at me so in a panic i ran and jumped into a ditch only to run into 4+ guys, all male adults. They we're maybe 5 feet away, and the two guys in the rear shoot atleast 7 shots at me before i scream "Hit" like a million times. That fucking hurt
Besides the gun rape by the 4 guys, why the hell was their 600 people on that day?

[Squeeky]

they are Scenario games. Each team has Platoons and battalion commanders. They wage war on huge ass fiels (im talking HUGE). Games can last anywhere from 5 hours to a 3 day weekend.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Woa. And you guys just like sign on some sheet for a game coming in the next week or so?

[Squeeky]

Games are planned months in advance. They usually happen once every 3 months. It's cool cause Paint is really cheap. And each year they have one in texas with 2,000 or so people on each team and they play for a week. They even have cessna's that drop balloons filled with balls of paint out the window. Lemme see if i can find a link, it was so fucking leet. They had tanks (Trucks with a compressed air cannon on top) shooting paint balloons at people.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Since they last so long, do you guys just stay in the arena or something? An how many acres are each field? And where the hell do i sign for the next game?

[JetRaiden]

O god! I LOOOOVVVEEEE scenario games. I played an all-day one once, with about 80 people, lots of fun. I wanna go to one in cape cod for the tourneys net summer.


I was actually a platoon commander in that one. It was pretty fun, it felt like WWII or something. We were going through these woods, 20 of us, and we reached this rock formation thing, that was really high. There were 5 of them up there, they picked off 7 of us. I threw a paint grenade up there and got 2, the other 3 came running down, shortly recieving 6 paintballs to their faces. One we actually took prisoner, he was scared shitless.

We should have a sponsored PSU scenario paintball game.

[Squeeky]

Do a google search for your area. You stay in the arena and sleep and eat when necessary (they have a bunch of safe zones with food, bathroom, water etc...usually marked by a towering orange flag) (taped off area of about 1 square mile or so, depending on size) and be prepared to drive to some rural areas :rofl:.

[JetRaiden]

Since they last so long, do you guys just stay in the arena or something? An how many acres are each field? And where the hell do i sign for the next game?

They're kinda hard to find. Talk to a nearby outdoor paintball place thats popular, and ask them if they'll set it up. The area I was on was about 100 acres, marked off by yellow tape on the boundries. The one I was in lasted about 5 hours, thats how long they usually last. Like squeek was saying, the really big sponsored ones, can last days, where you have camps and stuff.


They're the most fun you can have. You feel like you're at war, if its well organized. I wanna go on a weekend one. In the winter.

[EarlyDawn]

they are Scenario games. Each team has Platoons and battalion commanders. They wage war on huge ass fiels (im talking HUGE). Games can last anywhere from 5 hours to a 3 day weekend.My friend does the local D-day reenactment weekend one. It lasts the weekend, spread over all 40 fields, and there's paint mortars and shit.

[Sentrosi]

Yeah, It was funnier when I didn't see the video. But man, that boy is huge! Talk about laying off the Super Sized Kids meals!

And not a single paintball hit him. Too bad. He deserves to become the next modern art exhibit.

[JetRaiden]

Where!?!?!?!?

[AztecWarrior]

We should have a sponsored PSU scenario paintball game.

IDEA OMFG:

SCENARIO
Team Alpha (US Army Rangers) has stolen a cargo truck (Hamma's truck) containing an experimental rocket motor. However, the half-track is disabled. The driver (Hamma) is unarmed and has been taken prisoner. He knows how to fix the truck, but Alpha team does not know this.

Beta team (SPETSNAZ) has twenty minutes to secure the truck. Once it is secure, Hamma needs six minutes to fix it. Hamma can only arm himself and fix it once team Beta has freed him.

Alpha team has a Chinook helicopter and several Apaches (imaginary) coming in to retrive the truck. They are twenty-six minutes away. If the helicopter lands, the truck will be removed and Beta team will be mowed down by the Apaches.

Beta team has a base with snipers, machineguns, Sa-8 mobile SAM system, ZSU-23 AAA, and three T-80 tanks a few minutes away (all imaginary). An attack is suicide, as the base is simply too heavily defended for a small squad. If the truck reaces this point, a Ranger attempt to get there is impossible.

WINNING CONDITIONS
Alpha team wins if they still control the truck after 26 minutes, Beta team is eliminated, or Hamma is killed while he is shooting back.

Beta team wins if they get Hamma to fix the truck and they ride off to the "base" (represented by a flag as far away as possible), or if Alpha team is elminated.

RULES
Hamma alone can fix the truck. Hamma cannot be executed. Hamma cannot arm himself until Beta team finds him, and if someone is willing to give him a gun (he can pick a gun off of a "dead" player, but the dead player cannot get up and get to him.) Hamma cannot be killed unless he is armed.

The rocket motor cannot be removed from the truck, as it is too heavy to transport.

The truck cannot be ambushed along the way to the flag, as Beta team do not have any rocket launchers.

Wishful thinking, of course. Why? Airline fees.

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

If I'm thinking of the truck your thinking to use, if the truck gets shot everyone loses.