I am not funny.

[martyr]

but i draw stuff.

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00193406.jpg
(more here (http://www.brentroad.com/photo_folder.aspx?user=8546&folder=Tango_Uniform).)

however, i have discovered via much lurking here that some of you are funny.

so here's what i'm thinking.

if somebody gives me something adequately funny but not a pain to draw, i'll draw it. AND i'll put your character of choice in it.

even if i don't like you.

i suppose that if i DO like you, i can even draw in your real-life face, if you want.

so .... go!


-Martyr

[Rayder]

Why Chocolate Milk is a better empire than the VS.

[martyr]

hm - the standing theory is that chocolate milk is made of dead babies. i'll see if i can work with that.

meanwhile, happy thanksgiving, for you americans:

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00193449.jpg

-martyr

[Squeeky]

Holy Shit Marty! That is some Grade A artwork. Great stuff man, Hamma should definetly look into hiring you as an artist to do weekly comics. That would rock :)

Keep it up man, wanna do something with my face? It's been plastered all over the forum but here it is anyways. BTW, Welcome to the forum :). That is seriously good stuff :rofl:

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/Dave.jpg

Seriously though Hamma. This guys got mad talent :lol:

[Squeeky]

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00174701.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RagingSpeedhorn]

Nice 'toons. :)

[ZeusCali]

I recommend making a comic strip with maybe 2-5 day intervals between strips and post them up on a site to show your talent and gain followers. Squeeky would be the first to join the "Followers of the martyr"

P.S. nice picks dude at first it seemd bad quality with the bike but if one looks closely they can see the talent
keep it up man

[martyr]

Keep it up man, wanna do something with my face? It's been plastered all over the forum but here it is anyways. BTW, Welcome to the forum

haha, thanks - btw, what empire do you prefer?


zeuscali - sorry about the compression on these, i'm a po' college student and i like to use other people's unlimited photo storage.

[Squeeky]

I prefer TR. BTW, If you need a host, i will gladly host any images you need free of charge on my webspace. As long as the images arent GINORMOUS! I can even setup an FTP acct for you.

[martyr]

just so you know, you're a dirty commie. (I play VS on Emerald:)

http://www.planetsidestats.com/Sig/15/608386/3/sig.jpg

my largest image so far is about 150kb; the latest (bike helmet and thxg) have been 44 and 100, respectively

[Squeeky]

just so you know i'm a promiscuous homosexual. :)

[martyr]

just so you know i'm a promiscuous homosexual. :)
haha, you win, but i don't know what the homosexual agile armor looks like, so i'll stick with drawing you in red for now

[Squeeky]

Pink? Pretty plz? Get creative man, you seem to be the type.

[martyr]

haha, i hear they've done that in RvB (http://www.redvsblue.com/archives/000135.shtml), but i'll give it a shot when i get back to the computer after thxg.

also... need funny! post more funny!

[Black]

DOWN WITH BARNEYS !


nice toons though.

[ultraviolet]

I like your style, martyr. I'll think of something funny latre. :)

[Onizuka]

martyr rox. That is great!

[Hamma]

Nice :thumbsup:

We would have to do a little development work in order to turn this into a feature.. but if your interested martr toss me a PM (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=1). I've always wanted something like this as a feature but nobody ever seemed to come around with talent :eek:

[Rayder]

People have talent, just not useful ones.

[Squeeky]

Take Hamma up on his offer marty. Plz! I'm sure Hamma would hook you up with all the publicity/webspace you'd need. :)

[JetRaiden]

People have talent, just not useful ones.


you mean like being able to tightly roll a blunt? I mean....from what I've heard......

[Ait'al]

How about I make an outfit named SamnMax freelance police and one about the magical adventure of SamnMax as there on there way to join my outfit after they heard of it. 8) IM Vanu of course.

Its called SamnMax invade Planetside. And old style untaimed SamnMax. 8)

The potential is endless!

Did he want us to message or email the ideas?

[Rayder]

The potential dies after about an hour without weed. So buy more weed!

[Acaila]

haha, that is like the comics from Future Crew on Markov

[martyr]

Take Hamma up on his offer marty. Plz! I'm sure Hamma would hook you up with all the publicity/webspace you'd need. :)
haha, i could hardly turn that down. it also means i'd have to draw hamma... but then we can make PSU publicity with my drawings, and everybody would be happy!

People have talent, just not useful ones.
and don't you even call this a useful talent. these drawings are very very close to the least useful things i'm doing right now... and they're hardly a talent at all.

[Onizuka]

Hell, it would take years of practice before i could get anywhere that good, so I'd call it a talent.

[Corrosion]

I call it a talent too.

[Rayder]

Aye, face it dude, it's a talent, and a useful one at that.

[Squeeky]

It's a talent, quit being teh modest. :p

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Have there be some TR standing, talking, and have a laser dot flash on their heads, have them look up, confused, then keep on talking, then have the laser thing happen again. Cut to Tango in the bushes holding a beamer at them and snickering, with a laser pointer beam coming from the barrel.

You can handle the dialouge.

[Rayder]

wouldnt the TR be laughing instead?

[Ait'al]

Are you drawing these by hand or are you using MS paint.8)

This might clarify our little argument.^^

[Hamma]

You don't ahve to draw me, although that would be ammusing.

[martyr]

ait'al, all i can tell you is that there is no MS Paint involved. ever. except on the 3rd wednesday of the dark months when mars rises over sudan.

obnoxiousfrog - i like that. maybe instead of a laser pointer, i could just shoot them with it, and get the same reaction?

[Squeeky]

MAKE THE PICTURE OF ME OR I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN! jk :p

[martyr]

haha, i will i will! i'm away from my PS/Drawing machines until next week.

[Squeeky]

:tear:

mmk, i keep checking this thread frantically. I require more funnay, feed me :p

[Rayder]

haha, i will i will! i'm away from my PS/Drawing machines until next week.

Your away from a pencil/pen/marker/writing utensil? Or do you use paint?

[martyr]

rayder,all i can tell you is that there is no MS Paint involved. ever. except on the 3rd wednesday of the dark months when mars rises over sudan.

i cannot divulge my exact methods... telling you when i make them is probably going to come back to haunt me.

i draw armed.

[Rayder]

Ooooh. I think I get it... not really, I just say that because I think I understand what your talking about.

[Spider]

He uses a wacom tablet and his penis! :brow:!

[Neon Apocalypse]

wow he has got skillz, 1024 has met his match/rival

[martyr]

who is this 1024, and why is he >1280?

[Hamma]

1024 is a resident forum whore. You guys are on the same team tho I dont know why they say you are going to be competing.

[martyr]

ohhhhh, "ten twentyfour." gotcha.

anyway, probably next strip will be later this week. just got back from a week without planetside, and i have some killing waiting for me on emerald.

[Rayder]

what empire are u

[JetRaiden]

Lets pay a visit to our good friend logic and see if you can find out.

[Rayder]

Well, I assumed, but they're so fun to make fun of.

[JetRaiden]

*sigh* lets just go with Vanu, shall we?

[Rayder]

We shall.

[martyr]

or you could visit the first page to see this post (http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showpost.php?p=262168&postcount=10)

[Squeeky]

:whip:

[martyr]

haha, now that i've thought about it, i'm pretty sure we've fought together, rayder. i've seen you around, at the very least.

[Rayder]

:bang:

Well, I've been everywhere, so, you probably have. But since I don't pay much attention to those on my empire I probably didn't see you.