Xbox Music Mixer causes Cancer (not kidding)

[Biohazzard56]

my friend told me about this earlier this week at first i thought he was full of shit so when i went to the store i saw it my self and i was suprised on the bottom of the box their is a warning label that says

"WARNING: The microphone in this product contains a chemical that is known to cause cancer by the state of california"

If you dont belive me go see for your self , yes i know this thread sucks but its weird stuff...

[Hamma]

XBox is the devil, its Microsofts way to find their way into your living room and I don't like it one bit. They must be destroyed.

[r3d]

Next time I digest a xbox headset Ill remember that

[Biohazzard56]

:rofl: it says to wash hands for handleing the microphone

[GonePostal]

Next time I digest a xbox headset Ill remember that


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

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- WARNING: Contains chemicals known to cause cancer by the State of California.

[Seer]

Another reason to hate california.

[Onizuka]

XBox is the devil, its Microsofts way to find their way into your living room and I don't like it one bit. They must be destroyed.

:rofl: Your not serious i hope?

[arctik]

Another reason to hate california.

.... I think you have everything backwards. Would you rather the Warning not be placed or found?

[Rbstr]

almost everything says Waring The state of california says this may cuase cancer

[Corrosion]

it's prolly lead in the mic. and its causing ppl cancer.

[JetRaiden]

XBox is the devil, its Microsofts way to find their way into your living room and I don't like it one bit. They must be destroyed.



right on. someone needs to oust microsoft now. Im sick of their strangling grip on all things computer.

[Spee]

:rofl: Your not serious i hope?


Why not? Micro$oft is the worst company out there.

[Seer]

.... I think you have everything backwards. Would you rather the Warning not be placed or found?

No, I'm pointing out that a clearer way to say it is "known by the State of California to cause cancer." The way they have it, it almost sounds like the cancer is caused by the state of California :P

[Bismarck]

But of course since I'm not in CA it wont cause me cancer :rolleyes:

I remember there was a chair I had that said "Flammable in California"

[Hamma]

:rofl: Your not serious i hope?
Yes, in fact I am. Microsoft fucking sucks, they wait for other people to perfect things then they steal their ideas and bundle them with windows.

I certainly dont want them in my living room.

[Sentrosi]

If the State of California recognizes that chemical to cause cancer, and you get cancer in New York, does that mean you can go to California to get free medical coverage and help until you're better?

[Biohazzard56]

it means that the state of california has found out the microphone has a cancer inducing element, you can get cancer anywhere with it

[Spee]

It also means that California is a republic, and can secede from the states at any time it wishes. Thus, it is insurance for when the californian revolution comes.


Oh, and it WILL come.

[Hamma]

You've got texas and cali mixed

[Setari]

Now Microsoft is gonna buy ppl in the gaming industry... eg they bought Rare, the bastards they think they can just buy other ppl and hope to be better! it dont work that way!

[Sputty]

my friend told me about this earlier this week at first i thought he was full of shit so when i went to the store i saw it my self and i was suprised on the bottom of the box their is a warning label that says

"WARNING: The microphone in this product contains a chemical that is known to cause cancer by the state of california"

If you dont belive me go see for your self , yes i know this thread sucks but its weird stuff...
:huh:
pwned
PCs rule

[Flammey]

I don't even own a TV, let alone an X-Box. I think Windows company is fucked, and should be destroyed. If I ever get a console, It'll be a PS2. But first I'd have to buy a Tv

[Sputty]

I don't even own a TV,
Eh, wtf

[Irenicuz]

You need a TV for a console.

[Acaila]

Finally m$ is giving something away; cancer.

[Ait'al]

The problem is Microsoft hasnt been the "worst" in like 10 years. AOL has been in terms of pure and spitful evil. And before that when microsoft was forming it was Motorola. Er the combo of AOL,(not that it need help) Motorola, and stuff like IBMs growing, or maybe now ex growing pettiness, and intel, and soon AMDs pure evil, all make Microsoft look like a wimp. 'Especially AOL we have to take them out to go at Microsoft on a lv ground. Hell if you get rid AOL you might have a chance, under hte right circumstance, that Microsoft could become what it appeared to be in its beggining. If you execute all its staff and ceos etc. :P~

[ZionsFire]

Cup may cause spillage in the state of California.

[Veteran]

Ideally, we'd have an open-source OS and completely standardized PC components. What he have, however, is reality, in which people like them want to make as much money as possible off of people like us. That's why you have to do it yourself or shell out to some rather unsavory characters.

The problem is, doing it yourself for an internet-ready console is a wee bit difficult.

Thus, the evil.

[SleightOfHand]

Finally m$ is giving something away; cancer.


:rofl:

[JetRaiden]

Now Microsoft is gonna buy ppl in the gaming industry... eg they bought Rare, the bastards they think they can just buy other ppl and hope to be better! it dont work that way!


actually, it does.

[MrVicchio]

OMG...

Get a clue.

Anything that contains one of 500 differnet chemicals "known" to cause cancer "by the state of california" ust carry that label. Most companies just put the sticker on items being sold there. But some do go out nationwide. One GREAT example is fishing poles. There is a company that decided to save the headache and put the label on all its poles incase a batch ended up in cali by accident. Guess what? JUST BECAUSE IT HAS A SUBSTANCE THE NUTS IN CALI CLAIM CAUSES CANCER DOESN'T FREAKING MEAN IT CAUSES FREAKING CANCER!.

[AztecWarrior]

OMG...

Get a clue.

Anything that contains one of 500 differnet chemicals "known" to cause cancer "by the state of california" ust carry that label. Most companies just put the sticker on items being sold there. But some do go out nationwide. One GREAT example is fishing poles. There is a company that decided to save the headache and put the label on all its poles incase a batch ended up in cali by accident. Guess what? JUST BECAUSE IT HAS A SUBSTANCE THE NUTS IN CALI CLAIM CAUSES CANCER DOESN'T FREAKING MEAN IT CAUSES FREAKING CANCER!.
I'll keep this in mind next time I offered an Xbox Mixer as dinner at a friend's house.

[Indecisive]

Why not? Micro$oft is the worst company out there.

<insert microsoft dance here>