Donation for hamma... not money!

[Spider]

:brow: No it is not sechs... No it is not a prostitute... nor a dead one...

I can't have alcool with my new pills... and well the temptation is there... since I don't know yet if I will have to take the pills or not (next session in a week or so).

So now I was pondering... who would want a 22 year old bottle of canadian whisky... what instantly popped up in my mind? HAMMA! Of course! Our favorite web--drunk--master.

Now my question to you Hamma? Do you want that bottle and the five other I have... and the assorted bottles of other crap.

If I can't drink anymore in a week! You'll have it!

Decisions, decision, decisions!

[Rayder]

Why don't you drink em all before you go?

[EineBeBoP]

or send them to your favorite under-age minor! ;)

[Spider]

Why don't you drink em all before you go?

1) Don't want to.
2) Do you have any idea how much I have O_!
3) I'd be piss drunk for the next 4 months.
4) There's enough alcool in this to kill the montreal hobo population.
5) I don't want to.
6) Trying to stop... not alchoolic but I do have the tendency to drink alot when I do and I don't like it.


As for giving them to you Eine :p that would be considered a felony :p! But hey what teh hell! :p Time to send it to you (joking)

Still waiting for hamma... or else I'm gonna go a on distribution spree on the streets of montreal... gonna be alot of drunk hobo's. Maybe I can make them fight for it and catch it on tape :lol:.

[Hamma]

:confused: Canadian liquor eh?

[AztecWarrior]

A-L-C-O-H-O-L

Alcool is Portuguese for alcohol.

[Spider]

:confused: Canadian liquor eh?

Lot's of it... whata ya say? You want it or what?

[Hamma]

Could be dangerous. Let me think about it :p

[Spider]

Could be dangerous. Let me think about it :p

:brow: Bah you've been drinking pure crap for the last years :p! My offer stands... if you want it I'll ship it or something... maybe come down in my car wich may take a couple of days :lol:.

You got one week :p at wich point I will put it in the drain! :p

[AztecWarrior]

:brow: Bah you've been drinking pure crap for the last years :p! My offer stands... if you want it I'll ship it or something... maybe come down in my car wich may take a couple of days :lol:.

You got one week :p at wich point I will put it in the drain! :p
Oh come on, don't waste it, now!

I have a huge amount of hard liquor too. My dad keeps on getting it as gifts from patients he's operated on, but we don't drink. Please note that the actual amount and brand names require Archangel/4Da clearance.

[Onizuka]

Could be dangerous. Let me think about it :p

Okay, so its from guy on your site that you dont know very well. Hes taking mental pills and wants to send you whiskey.

[Rayder]

You can send it to me!! I may be a minor but I've drinken before, just remember you heard it from Hamma.

[arctik]

Okay, so its from guy on your site that you dont know very well. Hes taking mental pills and wants to send you whiskey.

Lol, thats just scary.

[Sentrosi]

:confused: Canadian liquor eh?

Liquor, I didn't even know her!

[Dharkbayne]

Rectum? Damn near herpes!

[Happy lil Elf]

Sweet. Did your boss give it to you as a present for taking out those two guys on the job and protecting the warhouse full of l337 Falcon Northwest components?

[Spider]

Sweet. Did your boss give it to you as a present for taking out those two guys on the job and protecting the warhouse full of l337 Falcon Northwest components?

No all that alchol (or whatever) comes from time and time of accumulation... my father, rest his soul, baught alot of it but never drank it... I guess some sort of collection never had the time to ask him really... anyways you have bottles older then me in there and it's only wasting space... so in 1 week if I can't drink anymore I'm flushing it all. So it's either Hamma... hobo's or the toilet. Not all that complicated.

[Dharkbayne]

Atleast eBay it , make a few bucks

[Hezzy]

Hobos! They've got nothing to make life worthwhile apart from booze. Poor guys :(

Next time you think you have it hard. Think of the Hobos.

[Veteran]

Just as long as it isn't full of strychnine in honor of all the bans that Hamma has had to hand out.

/jk

[DramaticFanatic]

The hobos might not take it either, there are cruel people who hand out poisoned drinks for laughs. :(

[arctik]

:confused: Security gaurds have guns? Or did you take em out with you'r flashlight?

[KaozReign]

GIVE IT TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SPEC OPS REDNECK.
:D

:thumbsup:

[Spider]

:confused: Security gaurds have guns? Or did you take em out with you'r flashlight?

Private company don't wanna get into it.

[Hamma]

Okay, so its from guy on your site that you dont know very well. Hes taking mental pills and wants to send you whiskey.
Good point.

[Spider]

Good point.

:lol: Whatever the bums are going to have a good christmas...

And I'm scyzhophrenic, depressive... not homocidal.

[Dharkbayne]

Scyzho!

[AztecWarrior]

S-c-h-i-z-o-p-h-r-e-n-i-a

[Spider]

S-c-h-i-z-o-p-h-r-e-n-i-a

I did not know how it was spelled in english!

And what's it to you Dhark?

[Squeeky]

Spider. Take some alchohol and mix it with lots of Anti-Depressants and shit. Great buzz!

[Onizuka]

Spider. Take some alchohol and mix it with lots of Anti-Depressants and shit. Great buzz!

:rofl:

[Spider]

Spider. Take some alchohol and mix it with lots of Anti-Depressants and shit. Great buzz!

:lol:. I'll pass! :p

[BUGGER�GHO�T]

Give it to me maybe I'll type better. ;)

[Rayder]

When Hamma takes the whiskey.

[Onizuka]

Oh, so thats what spider calls that "Canadian Taste": its the sleeping pills dissolved in the whiskey. Ouch, watchouthamma.

[Spider]

Every god damn bottle is sealed... nevermind I take back the proposition. Time to flush it.

[Squeeky]

*replaces Spider's liquor with Draino*

Drink up :)

[Onizuka]

Every god damn bottle is sealed... nevermind I take back the proposition. Time to flush it.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive4.jpg

[Indecisive]

Thats the guy from the bling bling pic. :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

I did not know how it was spelled in english!
And now you know!

[Happy lil Elf]

Private company don't wanna get into it [because I never worked for any company as a security guard and try to downplay the fact I completely made shit up for no better reason than to amuse myself but instead just proved myself to be the worthless scrotum sucker I always knew I could be].There ya go, Spider. All fixed for you. :love:

[Kuraltai]

There ya go, Spider. All fixed for you. :love:
Ouch! Damn, y'all are harsh lately .. :p

Spider, with your current medical troubles, do you still have that posh security job? Hope this works out for ya either way.