Britney Spears [look-alike, contains profanity]

[FraudulentBob]

http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg

http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg

XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
XSMILEY777X: britney spears look alike
kAlIfOrNiA20 10: hmm slow load
kAlIfOrNiA20 10: dam
XSMILEY777X: yea its slow
XSMILEY777X: a ton of people are looking
kAlIfOrNiA20 10: id slap that $#it all night
XSMILEY777X: yea ? 1-10 ?
kAlIfOrNiA20 10: 10
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
kAlIfOrNiA20 10: ur gay dude
XSMILEY777X: you said you would fuck that guy, ur gay
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XSMILEY777X: check this girl out
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
G0DGAT0R: ok...
G0DGAT0R: what about her?
G0DGAT0R: show us your titties!!!!!
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 what do you rate her ?
G0DGAT0R: 6-7
G0DGAT0R: maybe an 8
XSMILEY777X: so you would fu*k her ? for 1 million dollars ?
G0DGAT0R: sure why not?
G0DGAT0R: is that a dude?
XSMILEY777X: lmao yup
G0DGAT0R: damn he done well
G0DGAT0R: but for a mill id be f4g for a day lol
G0DGAT0R: leave the exit alone please!!!!!!
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XSMILEY777X: quick question
XSMILEY777X: what do u think of britney spears ?
PLjarusPL: shes fake
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 what do u rate her look alike ?
PLjarusPL: that aint britney spears
XSMILEY777X: no $#it I just said it's her look alike
PLjarusPL: who is she?
XSMILEY777X: dude bottom line 1-10 what do you rate her ?
PLjarusPL: 10
PLjarusPL: i would fucken fu*k that $#it ti she moans her self out
XSMILEY777X: so what would you do to this chick ? if you had 20 minutes to get your way with her ?
PLjarusPL: fak her
PLjarusPL:
PLjarusPL: first lick her out
PLjarusPL: then she would suck my dick
PLjarusPL: then i would fu*k her
XSMILEY777X: ok dude
XSMILEY777X: u ready ?
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
PLjarusPL: its a guy?
XSMILEY777X: lmao yup you just said you would fu*k a dude. and SUCK HIS D1ck
PLjarusPL: lol
PLjarusPL: i said i would lick her out
PLjarusPL: *****
PLjarusPL: wow
PLjarusPL: ur funny
XSMILEY777X: thanks
XSMILEY777X: cork$ucker
PLjarusPL: ur gay look u sending me gay pictuers
XSMILEY777X: no , you just told me u would lick a guys nutsack and is c*ck
XSMILEY777X: and I'm the one who is gay ?
PLjarusPL: i said i would lick
XSMILEY777X: which means you admit you would give oral to a man... ok we are done.
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XSMILEY777X: sup
FAT BACON02: hey
XSMILEY777X: quick question
FAT BACON02: ya
XSMILEY777X: what do you rate this chick
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
FAT BACON02: cant rite now mom behind me
XSMILEY777X: it's clean trust me
FAT BACON02: lol
XSMILEY777X: it's the britney spears look alike
FAT BACON02: even if i look at a chik shell kill me
FAT BACON02: she has a thign with me n chicks are this age lol
XSMILEY777X: how old are u man ?
FAT BACON02: 15
FAT BACON02: lol
FAT BACON02: k ill look now she left
FAT BACON02: brb lol
XSMILEY777X: heh
FAT BACON02: looks liek britny
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 what do you rate her ?
FAT BACON02: blondes are good, nice chest lol,hat thign isnt goin for em , ummmmm i think 9 1/2
XSMILEY777X: So I take it you would knock the dust off that pu$$y if you had 20 minutes with her?
FAT BACON02: si lol
XSMILEY777X: lol
FAT BACON02: mucho si
XSMILEY777X: Tu gusta pinga ?
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
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Lord WindFall: I have a report and $#it
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 whatcha rate this chick http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
Lord WindFall: 7
XSMILEY777X: so you would bone her right ?
Lord WindFall: of course
XSMILEY777X: cool
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
Lord WindFall: I knew that was gonna happen
Lord WindFall: hes a hot women
Lord WindFall: Don't lie tho
XSMILEY777X: yo
Lord WindFall: you would bone her
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XSMILEY777X: quick question
EhB513: hey
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 what do u rate this person http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
EhB513: ok
EhB513: oh and btw was sup
XSMILEY777X: sup
EhB513: who is that brittany spears or the impersonator
EhB513: ??
XSMILEY777X: it's a look alike
EhB513: what?
XSMILEY777X: would you bone her ?
EhB513: bro who wouldnt
EhB513: but is that really her?
XSMILEY777X: Dude bottom line would you go down on that chick if she paid you 50 bucks ?
EhB513: if she pays me!
XSMILEY777X: yup
EhB513: well hell fu*k yeah
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
XSMILEY777X: welcome to the g4y club.
EhB513: nice
EhB513: good $#it
EhB513: but i would much rather bang the guy than the chic
EhB513: lol
EhB513: show me the chic again
EhB513: dude now thats funny
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JMichelle14: ok
JMichelle14: snd the link
XSMILEY777X: Ok 1-10 what do you rate this person . http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
JMichelle14: 10 cuz shes cute - 3 for the britney outfit/posters in bg
XSMILEY777X: ok so you would bone this person though?
JMichelle14: lol if i had a dick? yea i would, but id eat her
XSMILEY777X: Whoa... Ok so are you either gay or straight ?
JMichelle14: bi
XSMILEY777X: ok You F*CKED up my joke SHAME ON U. http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
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XSMILEY777X: quick question
stecky21: go for it
XSMILEY777X: what do you rate this woman 1-10 www.*******.net/britney.jpg
stecky21: 12
XSMILEY777X: So I take it you would tap that a$$ ?
stecky21: hell yes
stecky21: multiple taps
stecky21: I'd even take sloppy seconds
XSMILEY777X: Really sloppy huh ?
stecky21: eh
stecky21: maybe not sloppy seconds
stecky21: but yes i would tap her
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
stecky21: LOL
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XSMILEY777X: sup man
XSMILEY777X: Rate this chick for me 1-10 http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
SPC9669: doing fu*king hw
SPC9669: 9.3
XSMILEY777X: so you would break her in 2 right ?
SPC9669: hell ya
SPC9669: y?lol
SPC9669: wait here
XSMILEY777X: www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
SPC9669: omfg
SPC9669: u didc
SPC9669: lol
XSMILEY777X: lmao
XSMILEY777X: so You would break him in 2 ? lmao

:rofl:

[Hamma]

That picture frigtens me, and yes its :ofn:

:lol:

[Corrosion]

OMG :rofl: funny read/pic

[Squeeky]

OFN, but i'd still fuck the dude anyways.

[Rbstr]

http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg

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JMichelle14: ok
JMichelle14: snd the link
XSMILEY777X: Ok 1-10 what do you rate this person . http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
JMichelle14: 10 cuz shes cute - 3 for the britney outfit/posters in bg
XSMILEY777X: ok so you would bone this person though?
JMichelle14: lol if i had a dick? yea i would, but id eat her
XSMILEY777X: Whoa... Ok so are you either gay or straight ?
JMichelle14: bi
XSMILEY777X: ok You F*CKED up my joke SHAME ON U. http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
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Man that one was the best

[Peacemaker]

Bisexualy owned. HAHA. That was good tho.

[Nimbus]

That was great.
And that guy has a very femenine face. Icky.

[ZeusCali]

how can a guy look like that! thats unfair!
my favs
XSMILEY777X: quick question
EhB513: hey
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 what do u rate this person http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
EhB513: ok
EhB513: oh and btw was sup
XSMILEY777X: sup
EhB513: who is that brittany spears or the impersonator
EhB513: ??
XSMILEY777X: it's a look alike
EhB513: what?
XSMILEY777X: would you bone her ?
EhB513: bro who wouldnt
EhB513: but is that really her?
XSMILEY777X: Dude bottom line would you go down on that chick if she paid you 50 bucks ?
EhB513: if she pays me!
XSMILEY777X: yup
EhB513: well hell fu*k yeah
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
XSMILEY777X: welcome to the g4y club.
EhB513: nice
EhB513: good $#it
EhB513: but i would much rather bang the guy than the chic
EhB513: lol
EhB513: show me the chic again
EhB513: dude now thats funny

and

Lord WindFall: I have a report and $#it
XSMILEY777X: 1-10 whatcha rate this chick http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
Lord WindFall: 7
XSMILEY777X: so you would bone her right ?
Lord WindFall: of course
XSMILEY777X: cool
XSMILEY777X: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
Lord WindFall: I knew that was gonna happen
Lord WindFall: hes a hot women
Lord WindFall: Don't lie tho
XSMILEY777X: yo
Lord WindFall: you would bone her

lol the guy got u back

[JetRaiden]

kill me now.

[Squick]

Jeeze, I must have looked at those pics for 10 min, and I can not get anything that definitely is the same or different on them. The pics are too damn small!

Are there larger pics of the guy and the "girl" out there?

[ZeusCali]

i tryed it my self, here is what i got...
ZachcooL 013 (7:34:09 AM): would you hit it http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
Wazaby Guy (7:34:18 AM): lol
Wazaby Guy (7:34:21 AM): for what
ZachcooL 013 (7:34:25 AM): lol
Wazaby Guy (7:34:32 AM): is this like
Wazaby Guy (7:34:37 AM): drug war typa thing?
Wazaby Guy (7:34:40 AM): or wat
ZachcooL 013 (7:34:41 AM): lol
ZachcooL 013 (7:34:50 AM): would ya or wouldnt ya
ZachcooL 013 (7:34:54 AM): lol
Wazaby Guy (7:35:06 AM): i would but i gotta know where its gonna take me
ZachcooL 013 (7:35:11 AM): lol
ZachcooL 013 (7:35:18 AM): http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
ZachcooL 013 (7:35:21 AM): :-D
ZachcooL 013 (7:35:44 AM): lol
ZachcooL 013 (7:35:57 AM): ya you ruin'd it any way
Wazaby Guy (7:36:03 AM): why
ZachcooL 013 (7:36:22 AM): lol
ZachcooL 013 (7:36:24 AM): nm
Wazaby Guy (7:36:30 AM): r u hackin me
ZachcooL 013 (7:36:35 AM): ?
Wazaby Guy (7:36:36 AM): you are arent you
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ZachcooL 013 (7:44:15 AM): hey what would you rate it and would you hit it? http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
kOrNpLg (7:44:55 AM): heh..
kOrNpLg (7:45:05 AM): the face looks kind of wierd
kOrNpLg (7:45:31 AM): it looks like a cross between britany and jessica simpson
kOrNpLg (7:45:58 AM): i would rate it a 10 out of 10
ZachcooL 013 (7:46:02 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:46:04 AM): and yes i would hit it
ZachcooL 013 (7:46:11 AM): you possitive?
ZachcooL 013 (7:46:31 AM): no jennifers over your shoulder? lol
kOrNpLg (7:46:39 AM): heh?
kOrNpLg (7:46:44 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:46:46 AM): fuck her
kOrNpLg (7:46:52 AM): i hate bitch
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:00 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:47:02 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:47:09 AM): would u hit that shit? lol
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:20 AM): nope
kOrNpLg (7:47:24 AM): heh why?
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:27 AM): and this would be why
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:32 AM): http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:40 AM): cause dude it's a guy
kOrNpLg (7:47:47 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:47:49 AM): i knew it
ZachcooL 013 (7:47:51 AM): LMFAO
kOrNpLg (7:47:54 AM): lol
kOrNpLg (7:47:57 AM): lmfao
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ZachcooL 013 (7:51:30 AM): on a scale of 1-10 rate it and would you hit it? http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
azgodeth (7:51:53 AM): no, i dont do guys
ZachcooL 013 (7:52:03 AM): smart
ZachcooL 013 (7:52:16 AM): nice one, you heard it before?
azgodeth (7:52:25 AM): yea, lol

conclusion people can tell dressup guys from girls.... some times, but there are ugly girls :-D

[Everay]

kill me now.

me too while were at it :scared:

[Ait'al]

The one guy on earth who can never jack off to a briteny spears picture! :p

[ZeusCali]

dam just dress up like that and who needs the pict use a freaking mirror thats some high quality dress up skills there

[BUGGER]

Get that chick and Brit together, invite em to your house/bed. It be like fucking twins baby!!!!::D

[Spider]

Get that chick and Brit together, invite em to your house/bed. It be like fucking twins baby!!!!::D

Actually no, I tried it on one of my friends and he never goes on the internet... he immediatly identified it as a guy...

At first looks he does look like britney but when you pay attention you can see small things that give it up... (like the shape of the face... etc.)

[EarlyDawn]

I could tell something was off regarding the nose, but I was never gonna guess a guy.

[arctik]

Whao...................I feel gay now, I actually thought "she" was damn fine.

[ViperGTS]

ViperGTS1587 [7:34 PM] Dude do you think britany spears is hot?
JoeG459 [7:34 PM]: ya
ViperGTS1587 [7:34 PM]: Then rate these pics 1 to 10
ViperGTS1587 [7:34 PM]: http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
ViperGTS1587 [7:35 PM]: Well??
ViperGTS1587 [7:35 PM]: Answer me damnit.
JoeG459 [7:36 PM]: that isnt her
ViperGTS1587 [7:36 PM]: I know its a look a like.....hot though?
JoeG459 [7:37 PM]: ya!! she does look like her
ViperGTS1587 [7:37 PM]: Fuckble?
JoeG459 [7:37 PM]: ya!!!
ViperGTS1587 [7:38 PM]: Really....you would fuck her all nite?....the look a like i mean.....
JoeG459 [7:38 PM]: ya lol
ViperGTS1587 [7:38 PM]: HA!!!
ViperGTS1587 [7:38 PM]: http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
ViperGTS1587 [7:38 PM]: Go there now....
ViperGTS1587 [7:39 PM]: Welcome to the gay club......
JoeG459 [7:39 PM]: lmao
ViperGTS1587 [7:39 PM]: YOUR REALLY GAY!!!
JoeG459 [7:40 PM]: lol no!!
ViperGTS1587 [7:40 PM]: You said you would fuck him all nite long!!!!
ViperGTS1587 [7:41 PM]: Speach-less?
JoeG459 [7:41 PM]: her she was hott!!!
ViperGTS1587 [7:41 PM]: Wow your still gay.

Hey if Zeus can do it so can I........ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ait'al]

The arms and torso are too big in the fourth photo????!!!!!


And if hamma hasnt seen this yet do it the him and everyone on the IRC real quick and post it. 8p

[Khronos]

hes hot as both a guy and girl.

[Squick]

hes hot as both a guy and girl.

Lol, I didn't wana sound gay, but yeah... That is a pretty good lookin guy, I would love to look like him :D

[Navaron]

Got a friend of mine hahahahahah



Travis Shrugged says:
brb
Jonathan says:
lemme know when you're back
Travis Shrugged says:
I have returned
Jonathan says:
tell me, would you nail this chick?
Jonathan says:
http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
Jonathan says:
she looks like britney spears
Travis Shrugged says:
ha, hang on.
Travis Shrugged says:
she looks just like her.
Travis Shrugged says:
hmm.
Travis Shrugged says:
how old?
Jonathan says:
22 ish
Jonathan says:
so?
Travis Shrugged says:
yeah, I'd rail her.
Jonathan says:
http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
Travis Shrugged says:
fuck you
Jonathan says:
hahahahahahahahahahhahaaha
Jonathan says:
hahahahahahhahaahhahahahah
Travis Shrugged says:
fucker
Jonathan says:
you KNOW that's awesome
Travis Shrugged says:
yar
Jonathan says:
freaky eh?
Travis Shrugged says:
that shall be the whale that will haunt my nightmares, argh.
Jonathan says:
hahah
Travis Shrugged says:
damn man

[Corrosion]

:rofl:

[FraudulentBob]

Post your own trickery with these photos!

[Bighoss]

The guy probauly has Klinefelters syndrom if he can pull that off lol

[FraudulentBob]

The guy probauly has Klinefelters syndrom if he can pull that off lol
abuh?

[Bighoss]

abuh?

Its like when your a guy and have an extra female chromozone so you get breasts, and have somewhat of a female complection. Its really really weird, but with the breast's its not like they have a full rack, they just look like big man boobs.

[Navaron]

You have to insert like 5 1 minute pauses in the end when he's in denial. Classic.

Jonathan says:
hey asshat
Ryan(I'm around) says:
what
Jonathan says:
I want your opinion on a chick
Ryan(I'm around) says:
ummm ok
Ryan(I'm around) says:
shoot
Jonathan says:
haha, not for me
Ryan(I'm around) says:
I assumed
Ryan(I'm around) says:
but anyhoo
Jonathan says:
http://www.*******.net/britney.jpg
Jonathan says:
Would you tap it?
Jonathan says:
I think she looks just like britney spears
Ryan(I'm around) says:
i think she looks more like jessica simpson
Ryan(I'm around) says:
and o fuck yeah to answer your question
Jonathan says:
***
Jonathan says:
http://www.*******.net/britguy.jpg
Jonathan says:
hahahahahahahahahahahaa
Ryan(I'm around) says:
shut up
Ryan(I'm around) says:
no way
Ryan(I'm around) says:
thats freaky dude
Ryan(I'm around) says:
I'm gonna go throw up now
Jonathan says:
I knew you were gay
Ryan(I'm around) says:
NO fuckin way that is him
Jonathan says:
hhahaha
Ryan(I'm around) says:
those boobs are way too good
Jonathan says:
you're just gay man, admit it
Jonathan says:
it's cool, it's almost 2004
Ryan(I'm around) says:
LOL
Ryan(I'm around) says:
shut up ***
Jonathan says:
I'm not in love with some guy off the internet man
Ryan(I'm around) says:
dude, I'm wiggin out here theres no way thats him
Jonathan says:
Lauren's gonna be fucking pissed
Ryan(I'm around) says:
LOL
Ryan(I'm around) says:
No fuckin way!
Jonathan says:
HAHAH, denial's a motherfucker aint it?
Ryan(I'm around) says:
wow
Ryan(I'm around) says:
its fuckin scary dude
Jonathan says:
When you gonna tell lauren you're a cock fiend?
Ryan(I'm around) says:
you probably fell for ir roo
Ryan(I'm around) says:
too*
Ryan(I'm around) says:
***
Jonathan says:
nope, sure didn't scooby
Jonathan says:
Nah, I saw both pics together
Ryan(I'm around) says:
DUDE, i'm gonna cry
Jonathan says:
hahahahahaah


_He then calls me, and goes on for like 10 minutes about it, and breaks down the pictures. He still can't believe it.

[GonePostal]

:rofl: thats fucked up


i think that dude has some issues though

1) why was he dressing up like a girl
2) where did he get the girls clothes
3) is he wearing make up?
4).....just wtf

[Spider]

:rofl: thats fucked up


i think that dude has some issues though

1) why was he dressing up like a girl
2) where did he get the girls clothes
3) is he wearing make up?
4).....just wtf

Welcome to reality! If you havent figured out yet there is this little thing called cross-dressers!

[GonePostal]

damn your sucha jerk off, what do you think i was gettin at?

[Spider]

damn your sucha jerk off, what do you think i was gettin at?

Hm hmm... Let me awnser your questions then!

1) He feels like his feminine side is stronger then his masculanity. It can be considered a psychosis but it's more of a lack of confidence. He feels that he should not have been born a man... or he just likes the clothes!

2) He baught them.

3) Yes, that is make-up!

4) He's a cross-dresser...

[I Hate Pants]

Damn they did a nice job with the tits. They look real.

Anyways I feel really dirty finding out that girl is really a guy.

[arctik]

Hm hmm... Let me awnser your questions then!

1) He feels like his feminine side is stronger then his masculanity. It can be considered a psychosis but it's more of a lack of confidence. He feels that he should not have been born a man... or he just likes the clothes!

2) He baught them.

3) Yes, that is make-up!

4) He's a cross-dresser...

or maybe he did it to fuck with people. he could have got the cloths from a sister or girlfriend.

[GonePostal]

ye but thats equally as fucked up, you gotta have alot of time on your hands to come up with that sinister plot

[I Hate Pants]

But to post this on the internet? Your just asking for it. I wonder if he has it just as bad as Starwars kid.