Do you have a girlfriend?

[Octavian]

Actually I haven't seen a picture of your whole body so I can't.

[ultraviolet]

Wasn't serious about the shower accusation. That was me joking.

Edit - Oct, you haven't seen a full body pic of me YET. Did you not see the Hallowe'en pics thread?

[Hamma]

Octavian, stop spamming and making pointless posts.

[Corrosion]

With 51 posts, he is the leading spammer in this thread.

Octavian, you win the can o' spam. :spam:

[ultraviolet]

Do I get the "attention whore" nametag?

[Corrosion]

Yea, probably seeing how you're the only girl to post in this thread.

[ultraviolet]

Woo hoo! ;)

[Jaged]

That was ema's title! :p

[ultraviolet]

Can I be attention slut, then? Sluts do it for free! :o

[Jaged]

What guy would possibly be able to say no to that? :doh:

[ultraviolet]

/me flashes boobies

[Corrosion]

Boobies!

[Jaged]

pics:

[ultraviolet]

Everyone loves boobies, so anyone who would've said no before will now say yes. :D

[Jaged]

I repeat pics:

[ultraviolet]

See the thread that has pictures of me in it. :p

[Corrosion]

Link or stfu.

[Jaged]

Huh, boobie pics?! where?

Everyone loves boobies
Even your mom :p

[ultraviolet]

Seriously?

[Rayder]

Yes, where is this thread you speak of?

[ultraviolet]

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16119

[Rayder]

Meow

[ultraviolet]

I need to make a business out of being someone's hawt date for dances, parties, etc. Sex isn't exactly an option, but damn! This is the perfect place to advertise! "Bring a college girl to your high school dance!" (for a small fee)

[Jaged]

Sex isint an option, its mandatory. :brow:

[ultraviolet]

Oh, when it's with me, trust me, it is mandatory. :brow:

You will get addicted. ;)

[Octavian]

:ultraviolet:

Nah, don't think I was here during Halloween.

:Hamma:

But I'm learning! I just got off from my ban and I need to rest.

[ultraviolet]

Oct - see previous post with link to thread with piccies of me. :o

[Octavian]

Yeah just clicked on it. Now I think I'll stop posting in this thread as an early Xmas present to Hamma.

[Flammey]

Damn, UV, I had a look at those pics. wear that form of dress often, cause DAMN, that was nice. LOL

[Spider]

Damnit am I the only one that doesnt think she's hot?!? No offense UV your fine... just not my type of woman :brow:... I need to get a picture taken with Pamela... at worse you get a picture of me with her at her prom...

[jupe]

If I had a girlfriend, I'd be a lesbian :chomp:

[Onizuka]

:brow:

[SDM]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/attentionwhorebeach.jpg
j/k :p

[ultraviolet]

Hey jupe... Call me Liza. You can be Louise. :brow:

(and no, I'm not serious.)

[Manitou]

If I had a girlfriend, I'd be a lesbian :chomp:
/me pokes jupe and runs

[Corrosion]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/attentionwhorebeach.jpg
j/k :p
Was looking for that pic, but the link I got was borked.

[jupe]

/me pokes jupe and runs

!!! *shocklances mani banani in the bum*






liza: i'd rather be jupe than louise :P

[Terran Sniper]

Spider, i dont think she's that hot either. kind of...(theres no nice way to say this) pudgy.

*hides in a hole like saddams*

[Jaged]

I don't care how she looks in rl. Her sluty online personality makes up for it. :p

[JetRaiden]

?


:lol:


thats funny.


I hope your kidding. otherwise you should be tried for herecy.

[Octavian]

Terran Sniper, I am SO going to tell her you said that.

[Robot]

If I had a girlfriend, I'd be a lesbian :chomp:

oh, that's what they all say!

[Dharkbayne]

/me waits for Squeeky to open up a pack of flames on Terran Sniper

[Jaged]

?


:lol:


thats funny.


I hope your kidding. otherwise you should be tried for herecy.
Lol, I was kidding. I don't think I made that clear. And call me an idiot, but what does herecy mean? I tried www.dictionary.com and the closest word was heresy which meant adhering to a strong religious belief.

[ultraviolet]

hahaha, you guys are hysterical. Your opinion of me really doesn't matter. I know I'm not much of a catch, but I have a great boyfriend and I'm happy... And do you really think I'd go for someone in the age range of 12-17? That's not only cradle-robbing, that's illegal! :0

And Jupe, I was referring to a cute NOFX song about lesbians. ;)

[Phaden]

Ok, so i havent read through all million pages of this thread, but basically why are we talking about how good a chick looks? Think that any chicks that post here actually comment on your pics? And isnt it kinda funnay that whenever chicas post, immediately the thread grows to mass proportions. Absolutely nothing against chicks posting, but why do the young males feel they must comment? And if your not young male and have commented, sry just generalizing. And if your a girl/ woman and hate the word chick, sry

[Flammey]

I said what I did, merely because it was the truth, as I see it. I never said UV was good looking, I said that her halloween costume was very nice. LOL But what ever.

"I am I am the I, am I am the I am." - Jackyl

[Spider]

I wouldnt say pudgy... she's just not my type... I'll get a better pic of me soon... (hopefully) one with pam or something and me holding a sign saying I'm Spider bitches! Just in case you don't beleive me :p.

But yea... you'll see what kind of woman I like at that point... (I'll snap some pics of the hottest chick around pam's school too just for you :brow: )

Anyways I'm not 17 UV I'm 19! :brow:

[jupe]

And Jupe, I was referring to a cute NOFX song about lesbians. ;)


ah, yes. i seeeee. :)

[Squeeky]

Do you guys really care if "UV is not your type". No, no one asked. So troll elsewhere.

[ultraviolet]

Yeah, Spidey, sorry... I don't go for forum whores. They're just not MY type. ;)

:love: for Jupe.

Thx u, Squeeky. :love: for you, too. :)

[Octavian]

And do you really think I'd go for someone in the age range of 12-17? That's not only cradle-robbing, that's illegal! :0

Yes you would.

[ultraviolet]

Yes you would.

Mmmk, why do you think I would?

[Spider]

Mmmk, why do you think I would?

A. You keep prancing around hitting on about anything.
B. Sexual topics with Squeeky.
C. All of the above...

Squeeks calm you pants down. If she doesnt want to have the above comments then she doesnt have to post like we want to hit it.

[jupe]

wah wah, it's the interweb. let it go.

[AztecWarrior]

Whoa. 21 pages. Must be full of Squeeky hitting on UV and vice versa follow'd by public outrage then a flame war.

Am I reasonably accurate? Haven't read after my post here.

I'm still completely single.

[Spee]

Single. However, I'm Platonic Friends* with a girl at the moment.


*Meaning that as soon as she breaks up, I'm the next in line.

[Squeeky]

do you really think I'd go for someone in the age range of 12-17?


*watches as his chances of ever tappin dat ass go out the window*

[Rayder]

"What luck for the rulers that men do not think." --Adolf Hitler

[Fragmatic]

At least UV has a good taste in music

[Octavian]

Mmmk, why do you think I would?

Ummm you're a nice lady and whatever Spider said.

[Flammey]

"When a man lies, he murders some part of the world, these are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives.
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer.
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?"
- Metallica

[ultraviolet]

I know none of you would ever expect to hit it (except maybe Squeeky, and let me get in a few more maitais sometime ;)), and I don't expect you to treat me like you want me. I just happen to like flirting, and younger boys always make me feel good. :brow:

So... who's in line? Take a number, please!

[martyr]

haha, that's an awfully generous offer, UV.

i'm happy to say i'm going to pass, and it's nothing personal.

[edit]: it's more like her:

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00179825.jpg


-martyr

[ultraviolet]

what's more like her? i'm confused.

[martyr]

it [my reason]'s not personal, it's more like ... her.

[ultraviolet]

Is that your sweetie?!? She's adorable!! Very nice facial features, good cheekbones. The elitist snob in me approves. ;)

[martyr]

haha, thank you. she's certainly my favorite. name, btw, is Triggar, and she one-hands a .357 mag or .45 with kill-shots at 30ft. i love her. ::grins::

[ultraviolet]

This is me and my sweetie and Squeeky on Thanksgiving break, when my momma went camera-happy.
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/Thanksgiving/t.jpg

[martyr]

digital cameras are teh awesomes. and: nice slippers!

[ultraviolet]

Mmm, thank you. They're very comfy, but getting old. :) I got new ones for my berfday.

I have a pic of my sister and me before we went to her office party, but I don't know how good the pic is, so PSU doesn't get to see the lesbian shot. ;)

[martyr]

i've threatened to put up a webcam in the APT, so PSU might get subjected to a lot more real-life TangoUniform characters.

i'm not sure how i feel about that, actually.

[ultraviolet]

I have a webcam at home, but only one person usually watches it. =p

And no strip shows if I join a psu webcam thingie!

[Triggar]

I have a boyfriend and he's cooler than my kitten pouncing or when it pours when you're going to bed or when it's snowing when you wake up.

He's an awesome comic, a sarcastic wench, an incredible source for information and knowledge, he's got the world's most perfect ass, and he's got nearly 100 hours in his logbook. He can build computers that threaten to take over the world, and he has a fish that can swim vertically and backwards.

I love my boyfriend. You all might know the man ... Martyr/TangoUniform. Sorry girls. He's taken ;)

[martyr]

haha, she shows up just as i prepare to re-use this from the hopping thread:

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00005473.jpg

[Triggar]

:stupid:

Gotta love the man.

[ultraviolet]

Awww! I know how you feel, Triggar.

My boyfriend is the best thing that's ever happened to me. He's made me happy for more than 3 years (I"m counting the years we've been friends). I"m going to argue that he has the world's most perfect ass (and arms.. and legs..), but that's my opinion. He doesn't post here or read here, but he is a super smart engineer who understands me better than anyone has or ever will. I love him dearly. :)

[Triggar]

I will fight for the title of "Girlfriend of the World's Most Perfect Ass". I love it. Did you ever see a statue of a Greek God? THAT'S his ass.

I'm sure he looooves me saying this (hey BF, you know as well as I do that you can bounce a quarter off that ass).

[Octavian]

:ultraviolet:

Ewww, you like younger boys? Does that go down below 13?

[Flammey]

*Blinks* Octavian, you type alot, but you don't really say much, do you?
No offense, of course. I do the same sometimes.

[Octavian]

Exactly Flammey, there isn't much to say anyway.

[Squeeky]

Holy shit martyr is cheating on me :(

BTW, thx for posting the worst picture of me ever UV. I was asleep i think :lol:

[Squeeky]

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00179825.jpg



Hot chicks+Guns. yuo is teh winnar martyr! If she has a younger sister, hit me up man ;)

[Corrosion]

Girls + Guns = :love:

[ultraviolet]

Hrm, I'm not sure when I said I like younger boys... I'm 20 and my boy is 22... He's older than I.

Triggar, my bf has the world's most perfect ass. I won't fight for it, cos it's my opinion. Can we agree that we both have perfect asses?

And Squeeky, that's not a bad picture of you! =p :love: