Do you have a girlfriend?

[Jaged]

Are we all nerds or is it just a stereotype?


Edit: Wife counts as girlfriend here. I forgot that option.

[Hamma]

Not at this time. Too much work.

[Squick]

Polls now show who voted what? Thats cheesy... Is that an option to the poll creator?

[Hamma]

Option to poll creator.

[Corrosion]

kinda ruins the ananomity(sp?) of polls.

[Squick]

Option to poll creator.

Very nifty... That uncheesified it! (And yes, I did try to make a poll, but I have never made one, I didn't wana post a "test poll" just to see... And when you hit "preview post" you don't get anything new about the poll.)

[r3d]

Polls now show who voted what? Thats cheesy... Is that an option to the poll creator?


It just opens the posibilites. You could start a poll on "Are you gay?" and then that one or two people that accidnelty hit YES instead of NO could be made fun of
That would be a riot

[Hamma]

kinda ruins the ananomity(sp?) of polls.
Only when the person enables the option. Once they create the poll they can't go back and change it to see who voted as I understand.

[Jaged]

Heh, I just saw the option there for the first time."OHHHH! What does this button do?"

[ZeusCali]

were mostly nerds but the "cool" people wonder on some times :-D jp look at game.tv or what is that tech tv site with the cute girl thing like hot or not its ment to dispell the sterotype

[Octavian]

Are you here to tease about us about not having a girlfriend? Frankly, the only reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm kind of young and I don't want one to early.

[Jaged]

Lol, I am not trying to tease you.

[Ghryphen]

Wife, she's higher ranked than me in PlanetSide :o

[Spee]

None. I have a personality as caustic as HCl.

[Squeeky]

Well, no. Just recently got my heart b0rked, it sucks :(

[Ait'al]

youve always been able to set polls to show who votes what.

[Jaged]

Wife, she's higher ranked than me in PlanetSide :o
When I grow up, I want a wife like that. You are one lucky bastard. :p

[OneManArmy]

HAH!!! look at all those losers who voted no!.....erm wait..... n/m.... ;) :p



I've had a few, and have had my heart throughly and completely ripped out on the last one, so yea gonna take it easy for a while and focus on only me for a while.

fuckin women, can't live with 'em can't kill 'em. ;) j/k

but nah I havent had one in a lil while, I've been out of the game and am just now trying to get back in.

[ZeusCali]

fuckin women, can't live with 'em can't kill 'em. ;) j/k

that brings up a good point screw em live with em or kill them?

[Flammey]

This thread and poll has been done before, so it's OFN

[Sputty]

I have a girlfriend
When Squeeky tucks his genitals in it seems like a girl, so I'd say I have a girlfriend
:p

[ZeusCali]

dude that is not funny that is scary like the guy that looks like britney but far worse

[Spider]

Dumped the dumb bitch two/three weeks ago. Good thing I did not sleep with her could have gotten some type of STD with her being an ex-prostitute and now she got back in :ugh:. Wish I learned that earlier :lol:.

But I'm already on the way to get another one... this time I'm taking the time to actually talk to her and learn about her... so far only a couple of problems... like suicide tentatives (like alot... but she has confidential reason... (like I know them but you won't!)). Already have a date with her for the next week-end, taking her out for dinner and a movie... probly one of her choice or Last samurai... ANYWAYS!

So..... too bad we can't change our vote later on :brow:.

[EarlyDawn]

Broke up with my girlfriend yesterday evening. I'm going to make a realistic estimate and say that she'll be back within 48 Hours because the topic she decided to start a unecessary, senseless fight over was totally abstract.

[Onizuka]

I have a girlfriend
When Squeeky tucks his genitals in it seems like a girl, so I'd say I have a girlfriend
:p

Went a little overboard there hehe. ATM I don't have one.

[BUGGER]

Well, no. Just recently got my heart b0rked, it sucks :(
Dude, you like break up as much as my friend.




I'm stayin single for the rest of the year, my last one got alittle hecktek and i almost lost something even worse. (not talking about the downstairs) :scared:

[JetRaiden]

i do! :D

its great, now I have something to do on the weekend besides planetside!

[Peacemaker]

I said yes even though officaly we are broke up. Buuuuut shes running around my house naked right now and wont go home. Shes pissin and moanin about the snow storm and how hard it is to drive. She broke it off but now wants me back so im sayin yes for now.

[Robot]

no

[WritheNC]

I don't have a girlfriend. I have a "friend with benefits" though.

There's just not enough time for us to have a relationship, but when you get lonely, well hey, why not?

[AztecWarrior]

Me? A girlfriend? HA! I haven't had one, though I did come close.

[Spider]

Me? A girlfriend? HA! I haven't had one, though I did come close.

And if you don't count internet relationships? :lol: Sorry bad joke :p

[Nimbus]

I don't know yet.
I DID.
She stood me up last night. Had me waiting for 3 hours. I tried calling her home, cel and parents house, no answer anywhere. Oh yeah, yesterday was my birthday too.

[JetRaiden]

btw post pics if possible.

[Hamma]

Most people arent willing to exploit their GF"s on an internet forum :lol:

[Sputty]

Most people arent willing to exploit their GF"s on an internet forum :lol:
I am

[Ait'al]

I don't have a girlfriend. I have a "friend with benefits" though.

There's just not enough time for us to have a relationship, but when you get lonely, well hey, why not?

You do realize you Could call that a realationsship and just be bizzy and have lots of sex! What is with people and thinking you have to be doing something everydamn second of hte day to be considered a relationship???? No wonder people break up so damn much?!

[Onizuka]

lol "bizzy"

[Spider]

You do realize you Could call that a realationsship and just be bizzy and have lots of sex! What is with people and thinking you have to be doing something everydamn second of hte day to be considered a relationship???? No wonder people break up so damn much?!

Coming from a guy who probly never even got laid... *cough*

By experience it always turns out to either be a horrible fight between the two because one of the parties thinks it's a relationship and gets attached... or it becomes a real relationship.

By only getting "bizzy" it's not categorized in the relationship departement because both parties do not have emotional attachement nor feelings for each other. (sure they can want the person but it's usually none of the feelings that are involved in the word "love")

[Squeeky]

Dude, you like break up as much as my friend.
:

I've only had one relationship. You don't need to be in a relationship with the said person, to be hurt.

[arctik]

I'm too young to commit, its better just to mess around and not get attached. Fun fun fun.

[EarlyDawn]

I've only had one relationship. You don't need to be in a relationship with the said person, to be hurt.Amen man. :(

::ignites his lighter and starts swaying::

[Zodiac]

It just opens the posibilites. You could start a poll on "Are you gay?" and then that one or two people that accidnelty hit YES instead of NO could be made fun of
That would be a riot

That makes randomly voting in polls so much more fun :thumbsup:

[ultraviolet]

I voted no because I have a boyfriend. I have girlfriends as in chick friends, though...

:love: for Squeeky. Hope that biatch suffers for breaking your heart. That's the last thing I'd ever want to happen to ya! =\

Having your heart broken just plain sucks. It's happened to me a couple of times, and sometimes it's been over really stupid things, like me not putting out. I mean come on, if ALL you want is a piece of it, just tell me in the beginning and you won't have to waste your time trying to get me in bed. I can just say no then and be done with it!

[Jaged]

Lol, I diddn't realize any females currently browsed. I thought Ema was the last of your kind. :p

[ultraviolet]

Yeah, I think I'm the only girl around here... It's okay, though! Most of the stuff around here leans to the masculine side of things. I'm just here to offer my opinion on issues and give tips whenever helpful. :D

[AztecWarrior]

And if you don't count internet relationships? :lol: Sorry bad joke :p
Still none. I am the lowest of the low. :(

[Octavian]

No I'm the lowest! I've haven't had a RL girlfriend, or an internet girlfriend. Plus, I haven't got out on a date with a girl, nor asked/been asked.

[Squeeky]

I mean come on, if ALL you want is a piece of it, just tell me in the beginning and you won't have to waste your time trying to get me in bed.

Wanna have sex IRL?

[Octavian]

You know Squeeky, haven't you found it odd that you're the boyfriend of some 20 year old girl? Who apparently, makes protein shakes out of your sperm.

[ultraviolet]

You haven't met me, Octavian. ;)

[Octavian]

Oh crap you're on. Well you look nice enough in that picture of yours. But having sex with a 14 year old boy? Don't you think that sounds kind of illegal?

[ultraviolet]

Illegal, schmeellegal! Who cares about those silly laws, anyway?

Why do you think I had sex with him anyway? You do know I have a long-term boyfriend, right?

[Squeeky]

Holy shit octavian, are you really that gullible.

[Jaged]

Its only illegal if you get caught. :brow:

[ultraviolet]

Apparently.

Don't forget, everything you know is wrong. Oh wait, that's the Bono quote. I meant everything you read is true!

[Squeeky]

Its only illegal if you get caught. :brow:

:lol:

[Octavian]

Holy crap Squeeky, did you know that gullible is in the dictionary?

[ultraviolet]

omg Octavian, do you know how to read a dictionary?

And Jaged, I so agree with you. Never been caught in movie theatres or any other semi-public places... But my mom has walked in on me afterwards... That's a great story to tell friends. :D

[Pilgrim]

We should tell octavion that gullable isn't in the dictionary to see if he goes and looks it up!

I mean, really... who would want squeeky!
j/k

On to the orginal poll I voted Yes although I have a Finace... that is technincally neither wife nor girlfriend!

As to all you loosers without, not to worry, I was the exact same way till I hit 20 and started making money, and living on my own, and figuring out how the world works. High school and early college sucks for we the dorks, but it does get better! I promise!

PAX

Pilgrim

[Octavian]

Actually I do know how to read a dictionary.

Now tell us the damn story about your mum walking in on you.

[Squeeky]

:lol:

I've heard the story.

[Octavian]

Tell meeeeeeeee.

[Jaged]

We should tell octavion that gullable isn't in the dictionary to see if he goes and looks it up!
Lol, I honestly fell for that one when I was about 10. :doh:

[Octavian]

Stupid Pilgrim, I know it isn't in the dictionary. But dictionary is in the dictionary.

[ultraviolet]

I forgot to lock my bedroom door, as I usually do. Mum does know I'm on the pill and that I'm very satisfied with my boyfriend - and she's totally cool with it. She was out one day while he and I spent some "quality time" together. Upon coming home, Mum noticed our cars here but didn't see us downstairs. She went upstairs, calling for me, and my bf and I decide we should get dressed. I'm too damn comfy and lazy to move, so he got dressed first, and I laid nekkid in bed. Well, he's mostly dressed (about to put on his shirt) and Mum calls for me while opening the door (she's deaf so she didn't hear any shuffling). She sees me lying there, kind of screams (kind of a shocked OMG she's nekkid OOPS), and quickly shuts the door. I'm just like, "oh, it's my mom, no big deal," and he just kind of looked at me and we both started laughing. I got dressed next, we went downstairs, and the three of us laughed about it.

What's really funny is that I was in the middle of typing this when I decided to get into my pajamas. Upon finding my pajama shirt (which I washed last nite) still damp, I put on my old HS seniors shirt. I didn't feel like putting on my pajama pants, and besides - I was the only one awake and my other roomie and his gf had gone to see a movie. Well, I was feeling a bit uncomfortable about my butt hanging out of my thong and was pulling down my shirt in the back when I got by the front door and saw that my roomie and his gf had indeed returned. I stopped, moved the shirt to cover the snatch area, and said, "oh, hi." My roomie said, "you know, there's this thing called clothes...." Ahh, life in my household. Now if he could just learn to close my cookie tupperware! I don't want the awesome creme de menthe and holiday cookies going stale, dammit!

P.S. - And, technically, gullable isn't in the dictionary. But gullible is.

[Octavian]

Wow, but you don't have to say Mum. I know you're American, so don't bother trying to be like us.

[ultraviolet]

wtf, I call her either Mum or Momma or Mumma. I employ British English spelling and such whenever possible! ...And who ever said I'm trying to be like you?

P.S. - I strongly dislike being american, but let's not get into that here.

[Octavian]

Oh good, why can't we get into that here? What about through PM?

[ultraviolet]

I'd prefer not to dredge up bad feelings about my anti-patriotism, and I especially do not want to derail this thread any further. PM or aim works for me.

[Octavian]

PM me then. Any anti-american I like.

[ultraviolet]

Yeah, but I'm too lazy to do so. Perhaps I'll remember tomorrow? I'm getting a bit sleepy.

[Octavian]

You will remember tomorrow. Just write it down somewhere.

[Spider]

I don't have time to go into explaining what happened in the same departement of getting caught but when I come back later today I'm gonna explain it all to you guys! :brow:. You won't want to do the same error as me!

[Happy lil Elf]

....

Hmm, error.....like pretending you shot two guys?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Spider]

No the error would be listening to the girl when she's younger and living with her parents when she says they will be gone for an hour or two :ugh:. She took me to "her" room, I thought to myself she was either really mature or her parents didnt like her room to be childish...

30 minutes later we get caught by her parents... in their room... Yea that's right I learned after getting caught it was their room :ugh:.

She was apparently too ashamed to show me her real room because it was very childish because she never had the time to change it.

:ugh:. Most embarassing time of my life...

[Setari]

ouch Spider :ugh:

[JetRaiden]

I'd laugh at you, but the last time I did that on this forum I ended up slicing my hand open. :doh:

Thats one of my worst fears ever.... :scared: O man, I cant believe how hard it mustve been to explain that...

[Nimbus]

I got caught in my parents room with my gf once. We were both just wearing t-shirts.
It was 110 degrees outside and the only air conditioner in the house was in their bedroom. We finished sechsing and were like...AIRCONDITIONER!
We had t-shirts on cuz if you hold the open end over the ac it inflates your shirt and cools much better.

Mom thought it was funny as hell.

[ultraviolet]

My momma finds interesting ways to talk about sex. She'll say, "Why don't you and Brian [my bf] go check on your ceiling fan?" **BIG OBVIOUS WINK WINK** The story behind the ceiling fan is that it was recently installed and makes a noise like ball bearings are not working properly or something like that. Mum will actually ask him afterwards if he's "fully recharged," much to his embarrassment.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[ultraviolet]

...And today my friend Melissa told me that Momma is where I get that part of my personality from. Apparently, I talk very openly about sex and other such "private" topics.

There's also the infamous squeak-thump comment my friend Jeffpet! made on another forum... He's my bf's old roomie from down the hall. I'm going to see if I can find it.

[Squeeky]

:ugh:

[ultraviolet]

By the way, you should be happy you don't hear any noises anymore!

Never heard anything from my room... but sometimes when I went downstairs and into the kitchen ... *thump*

[Sputty]

My momma finds interesting ways to talk about sex. She'll say, "Why don't you and Brian [my bf] go check on your ceiling fan?" **BIG OBVIOUS WINK WINK** The story behind the ceiling fan is that it was recently installed and makes a noise like ball bearings are not working properly or something like that. Mum will actually ask him afterwards if he's "fully recharged," much to his embarrassment.
...Ewwww

BTW, check for cameras next time. I bet your mom's made a porn site and is making alot of money

[Squeeky]

...Ewwww

BTW, check for cameras next time. I bet your mom's made a porn site and is making alot of money

Your tellin me, i was sitting right there too. Her mom couldn't have made it anymore obvious :rofl:

[ultraviolet]

:rofl: So THAT'S where she got the money for my bday presents! It all makes sense now...

[AztecWarrior]

Wow. I can't belive your parents semi-accept that. I would be disowned and/or shot. I wish I was kidding.

[Spider]

Wow. I can't belive your parents semi-accept that. I would be disowned and/or shot. I wish I was kidding.

:ugh:... Religious parents?

[Hamma]

My mom is pretty much the same. (what ultraviolet said not aztek) :lol:

[Spider]

My mom is pretty much the same. (what ultraviolet said not aztek) :lol:

Amen to that... my mom was cool too... I remember once me and my girlfriend were watching a movie and we were pretty close together and she yelled something from upstairs: "I AM LEAVING NOW! I'LL BE BACK IN 3 HOURS! THE CONDOMS ARE IN THE BATHROOM CABINET!"

At wich point my face became all red and my girlfriend (ex) giggled. :lol:.

My mom was cool... I miss her :(.

[Spee]

Yeah? Well I've never been Laid! So HA!


OWNED!

[ultraviolet]

Well my mum also knows I waited for sex until after I turned 18 AND found the right kind of guy. We're still together, and have been for nearly 3 years now. :)

Momma and I have a very close relationship, so I had no problem telling her when I went on the pill. I found that she was very happy to even be told about this in the first place. She's been calling him her son for a while now, too...

[Manitou]

I met this stunning brunette on a blind date my little brother set me up on. Almost 18 years later she is still stunning to me. Mrs. Mani :love:

[ultraviolet]

Awww, that's so adorable!

My current bf is the first guy I brought home that my parents approved of, and it's been nearly 3 years now. :)

[Squeeky]

My current bf is the first guy I brought home that my parents approved of, and it's been nearly 3 years now. :)

Ya, Chelle brought me home and her mom just so of looked at me and laughed :(

jk ;)

[TheRagingGerbil]

married

[GonePostal]

Amen to that... my mom was cool too... I remember once me and my girlfriend were watching a movie and we were pretty close together and she yelled something from upstairs: "I AM LEAVING NOW! I'LL BE BACK IN 3 HOURS! THE CONDOMS ARE IN THE BATHROOM CABINET!"

At wich point my face became all red and my girlfriend (ex) giggled. :lol:.

My mom was cool... I miss her :(.



eh wtf!

:scared:

nobodys mom should be saying shit like that


you should have your own condoms to!

[Octavian]

Oh I've got to say that line when I have kids. Maybe say it to my future 10 year old son and if he has a girlfriend, ah, that'd be weird.

[ultraviolet]

Ya, Chelle brought me home and her mom just so of looked at me and laughed :(

jk ;)

Momma loves you and YOU KNOW IT! :)

He forgot to mention that my hawt 25 year old sister called my cell to say goodbye to him, since she didn't get to do so in person (we left quite stealthily). :brow:

[Squeeky]

I am SOOO having secret sex wif your sister. :lol:

[Octavian]

Well it's not so secret now that you've announced it. You might as well tape it live and put it on AGN for us all to watch :)

[AztecWarrior]

Well it's not so secret now that you've announced it. You might as well tape it live and put it on AGN for us all to watch :)
Do it in Nightshot and have her phone go off mid-way.

[Octavian]

Hehe, I like your title Aztec.

And Squeeky, try and get shots of the sister mainly, who on PSU would want to see your penis?

[Hamma]

Well it's not so secret now that you've announced it. You might as well tape it live and put it on AGN for us all to watch :)
That would get us some ratings. When squeeks pulls down his pants and she starts cracking up. People love that stuff :rofl:

[Octavian]

Exactly my dear Hamma, of course you or Marsman will be taping it. There's nothing wrong with that, you get to see it all up close. Now spread the word and tell Squeeky to get his ass over to that girls place.

[Squeeky]

That would get us some ratings. When squeeks pulls down his pants and she starts cracking up. People love that stuff :rofl:

:tear:

:p

[Octavian]

Don't feel sad, you're doing good for PSU. More fans of this site the better. Each week you can watch a member pull their pants down and have sex with their girlfriend/wife (or sister/mother). Man, that could really be badly off-topic.

[Seer]

I have a girlfriend, but I aquired her before I renewed my subscription to Planetside and started coming here again. Who knows how long it will last now.

[Octavian]

Oh darn, you're not sticking to the topic about Squeeky.

[Seer]

Don't get me wrong, I'm eagerly awaiting Squeeky's nightshoted debut into the world of internet porn. I just thought that was implicit.

[martyr]

MY girlfriend is recruiting for an all-female outfit.

she doesnt even want to play with me :/

[Octavian]

Implicit? But even Hamma is looking forward to it.

[Seer]

I'm not sure we're, er, speaking the same language here.

[Octavian]

We're both speaking English, unless you're speaking Canadian/American.

[ultraviolet]

I don't want to see my sister naked, thank you.

Can we get a videotape of Squeeky and me instead? I'm more comfortable with my nudity than hers. =p

[Octavian]

What about you, Squeeky and your sister!

[ultraviolet]

I could probably deal with that. I might get jealous, cos most of her body is better'n mine (booty is the only exception)... We'll see. ;)

[Octavian]

Oh just try to look at Squeeky more than her.

[ultraviolet]

Done and done. :brow:

[Octavian]

Exactly, just listen to my great advice and you'll be set.

[Squeeky]

I'm such a mothafuckin P-I-M-P. wheres my pimp juice?

[ultraviolet]

In my mouth?

[Squeeky]

Oh snap :lol:

[ultraviolet]

I figured that was a bit cleaner than the other place that came into mind. ;)

[Octavian]

You mean the vagina?

[ultraviolet]

Yup.

[Octavian]

Ahhh, well that isn't dirty. It's just a natural part of a woman's body. Just like the penis is.

[ultraviolet]

I :love: penis.

[Octavian]

Who would have thought.

When can you send me the PM about how you're very anti-american?

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[Mango]

Ahhh, well that isn't dirty. It's just a natural part of a woman's body. Just like the penis is.
I don't think a penis is a natural part of a woman's body

[Jaged]

:rofl:

[Spider]

I don't think a penis is a natural part of a woman's body

:lol:.

[Octavian]

I meant the penis is a natural part of a man's body. Unless the woman got a sex change... Any stories here of you people accidentally having sex with a transsexual?

P.S. Sure I'm underage for this stuff, but it's not as if I'll be watching it, I'm just the Organiser.

[Rayder]

You want pimp juice Squeeky? I'd show you a commercial for some but I'd need to get the tape, and convert it, and all that other jazz.

[Ed the MAD]

does an overly effeminate boyfreind count?

[Octavian]

If you're a boy, no.

If you're a girl, no freakin' idea.

[OneManArmy]

I don't think a penis is a natural part of a woman's body



When its mine it is!!!! :D :D :lol: :rofl:

[ultraviolet]

A penis becomes a natural part of my body when I'm having sex!

[Squeeky]

Penis is your friend :love:

[ultraviolet]

And vibrator is my BEST friend. :love:

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[Squeeky]

:lol:

BC or AEC plz k thx

[ultraviolet]

I actually don't have one, but I have two reasons why it could be my best friend (if my lover didn't satisfy me, that is):

1. Vibrator never says no, unless you need to change its batteries. (And yes, rejection has been a problem for me.)
2. It will keep going, without thinking of itself, until you are pleasured!

[BUGGER]

....I'm comin wit squeeky on teh next train.

[ultraviolet]

Threesome! :D

[Squeeky]

....I'm comin wit squeeky on teh next train.

:rofl:

[Kahn]

You people are weirdos. Why would you have a threesome on a train?

[ultraviolet]

Because I'm kinky like that.

[BUGGER]

You people are weirdos. Why would you have a threesome on a train?
You wouldn't?

[Ed the MAD]

Penis is your friend :love:

yeah, panises are great. everybody should have one.

[Hamma]

Penii

[Ed the MAD]

If you're a boy, no.

ah, so i should answer "no", then?


@Hamma: you heard me.

PANIS!

[Ait'al]

This conversation got interesting. Or is interesting not the right word. ^^

[Ed the MAD]

i don't know. what is your definition of "interesting?"

[Ait'al]

Why is it hard to get a girl to swallow. Any of htem wil do it if there horny enough?! 8)


Did i just put this in the wrong thread?

[Ed the MAD]

there's lots of things girls won't do. that's why i'm bi. /wtmi

[Spider]

there's lots of things girls won't do. that's why i'm bi. /wtmi

*shudders*

And Ai... it's the fact of hornyness.

Some girl really don't like the taste and I can understand them the way the girl I keep talking sex with described it to me.

Some just don't like the texture... it's all a matter of taste...

[Flammey]

Yeah? Well I've never been Laid! So HA!


OWNED!

Yeah, well, neither have I, and I'm 25. Not that I really give a damn about sex.

[Squeeky]

Yeah, well, neither have I, and I'm 25. Not that I really give a damn about sex.

Holy shit Flammey. Where the fuck do you live, i will come over and fuck you myself. 25 and still a virgin? Holy shit how do you live....

[Flammey]

Fuck that. Yes, 25 and still a virgin. How do I live? Well, day to day, mostly. I play war games. I try not to strangle anyone. That's how one lives. I found more important things to do than trying to get laid. Like trying to pay the bills.

[Squeeky]

Dare i ask, but have you ever been in a serious relationship. Ever been in love?

Have you atleast gotten a blowjob, handjob, dry hump?

[Flammey]

Serious, no, Internet, yes

Blowjob, yes, the rest, no.

[Squeeky]

Internet relationship? Oh god, it keeps getting worse :ugh:. Well atleast you got a blowjob. Seriously man, your missing out, love can be an awesome thing :)

[Flammey]

Can be. Can also rip your fucking guts out.

[Flammey]

OH, and I get fucked everyday, it's called Car Insurance and Taxes.

[Ed the MAD]

Serious, no, Internet, yes

Blowjob, yes, the rest, no.


dude, tounge-baths count.

[Squeeky]

Can be. Can also rip your fucking guts out.

Your tellin me :ugh:

[ultraviolet]

I'd rather focus on the positives of love. No reason to be bitter, I think.

And as for swallowing, don't look to me for answers. I've been swallowing since the first time I gave one, no matter the taste. Before you all come over to my house, I only do it when I have serious feelings for the person. And given I have a boyfriend you're not likely to get lucky there. :p

[Hamma]

Fuck that. Yes, 25 and still a virgin. How do I live? Well, day to day, mostly. I play war games. I try not to strangle anyone. That's how one lives. I found more important things to do than trying to get laid. Like trying to pay the bills.
I tend to agree, even though I am not in his shoes (virgin) I stopped spending all my time chasing women around, instead I focus on bills and doing/finding a job. Women are too expensive and too much work, perhaps in a few years when my life has settled down.

[Spider]

Can be. Can also rip your fucking guts out.

But that's the beauty of it... once your done with one you move on to another who's better... at some point you get the good one...

I dumped my psycho about 3 weeks ago and I've been in a serious start for 2 weeks...

I do mean serious were taking it real slow after all there is no pressure. We havent even kissed yet... might be real slow but I have the impression it's gonna be worth it.

[Hamma]

I'm not the type of guy who wants to jump from chick to chick. I want to find a chick that is actually worth being with, the sex is just an added bonus.

[BUGGER]

That or freetime.


I treat my ladys with respect....unless they want something else, I'm all arms.:D




Oh and I kinda got laid when i went to Disneyland this summer, an it was my last day too. Man magic does happen there! :groovy:

[Hamma]

:lol:

[JetRaiden]

:cheers:


congrats man.

[Spider]

That or freetime.


I treat my ladys with respect....unless they want something else, I'm all arms.:D




Oh and I kinda got laid when i went to Disneyland this summer, an it was my last day too. Man magic does happen there! :groovy:

Miny-Mouse is really a whore! She told me I was the only one! :tear:

[Rayder]

This thing is getting serious... it's not like we're some crazy, bonded-by-an-outside-influence, disneyland-faring family here.

[Dharkbayne]

But, who here has gone all the way with a Llama? (Besides Sputty)

[mechaman]

I currently do not have one :( but I'm not sure if this girl at school likes me or not

[Squick]

Remmember... Be careful about cheating though...

http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/cheat.txt

At least the painter was kind, left the driver's side windshield clear :groovy:

[Flammey]

I'm not the type of guy who wants to jump from chick to chick. I want to find a chick that is actually worth being with, the sex is just an added bonus.

Me too. Perhaps I'm just deluding myself thinking I could find a lady to care about.

[Manitou]

I'm not the type of guy who wants to jump from chick to chick. I want to find a chick that is actually worth being with, the sex is just an added bonus.
^^ Honor is not a lost concept. Hamma, your chivalry will not go unnoticed, and someday you will be rewarded with a woman who is well worth your wait.

[Hamma]

:love:

[ultraviolet]

Definitely agreed.

[Dharkbayne]

This thread sucks.

[Spider]

Definitely agreed.

[ultraviolet]

Meanie heads. :p

[Hamma]

Time to change someone's title to banned 4x

[Octavian]

Who is banned? I was banned, banned me for days and you promised it was only for 24 hours. But I'm back, and you can never get rid of me. Also, is it alright if I do some speech on how I've changed?

[Hamma]

I assure you I can get rid of you if I want. Do what you must, just clean up your act.

[Fragmatic]

At least the painter was kind, left the driver's side windshield clear :groovy:

Negatory, thats a UK Ford Sierra, we drive on the LEFT side of the rode, and the driver sits on the right
:rolleyes:

[Octavian]

I assure you I can get rid of you if I want. Do what you must, just clean up your act.

Oh Hamma, I have 3 other IP addresses I can use. And did I ever say I'm not cleaning up my act?

[Flammey]

You should have. But I don't even know why you were banned. Not that it matters. Your not banned anymore.

[Octavian]

Course I'm not banned. Apparently Hamma says that there were some complaints from the other users. Anyone who reads this stand up and make some new thread with stories of why you hate me so much. I don't exactly want to spam any more threads.

[Spider]

Course I'm not banned. Apparently Hamma says that there were some complaints from the other users. Anyone who reads this stand up and make some new thread with stories of why you hate me so much. I don't exactly want to spam any more threads.

He was talking about Dharkbayne you idiot!

Get your mind back on the track and think a little! He can ban your ISP region... so let's say you live in a small town called upaglathe in the middle of Ohio! Well everyone there will be banned thanks to you.

[Squeeky]

Oct doesn't understand that Hamma here took on a kiddie using proxies and spamming the forums one time. You think 3 IP's will stop him? :lol:

:wave: see ya

[Squick]

Negatory, thats a UK Ford Sierra, we drive on the LEFT side of the rode, and the driver sits on the right
:rolleyes:

Good catch! I didn't even notice that...

Thats gotta suck :lol:

[Dharkbayne]

Uhhh... you know, 3 IP addresses... he can ban them too if he wants to...

[Octavian]

He was talking about Dharkbayne you idiot!

Get your mind back on the track and think a little! He can ban your ISP region... so let's say you live in a small town called upaglathe in the middle of Ohio! Well everyone there will be banned thanks to you.

Upaglate? Oh heavens no, I live in Sydney. Multiple ISP's here. Even if you were to ban my ISP, you'll be banning thousands of people.

He was talking about Dharkbayne you idiot!

I find you calling me an idiot very offensive. But since Dharkbayne has been banned 3x, I guess I can be banned many times. But let me tell you, you'll be free of my for a whole month starting this Saturday. :D

[Dharkbayne]

I was actually banned 4X, 2 from the IRC, 2 from the forumz

[Octavian]

Ah whatever, but then how come it says Banned 3x? I want a cool title saying that.

[Dharkbayne]

But you weren't banned 3x, so, STFU NOOB! RAWR. And stuff...

[Octavian]

Actually to be banned 3x means that Hamma must hate you even more.

[Zodiac]

Good catch! I didn't even notice that...

Thats gotta suck :lol:

indeed. nice pic :rofl:

[Terran Sniper]

/taperecorder on

despite strong efforts to communicate, this species of "girl" eludes all interaction with me

/tape recorder off

[Hamma]

If you piss me off I will ban every single IP you logon with. I don't care if you are my mom.

[Squeeky]

If you piss me off I will ban every single IP you logon with. I don't care if you are my mom.

you have good reason to ban your mom

<@PSU-Hamma> my mom calls me fuckstick :[

[Dharkbayne]

you have good reason to ban your mom

<@PSU-Hamma> my mom calls me fuckstick :[

:rofl:

[Octavian]

Dear Hamma, if I were your mum then you would be in for a good spanking tonight.

But anyway, whoever said I was going to be bad?

[SDM]

<@PSU-Hamma> my mom calls me fuckstick :[

OMG That is funny shit

[Octavian]

It's not funny, he was obviously abused in his early years. We must learn to help, so as he can overcome it.

[Dharkbayne]

Stop trying to sound smart. It makes baby jesus cry.

[Octavian]

I'm not trying to sound smart. You're the one trying to sound smart.

[Dharkbayne]

Excuse me, but EVERYONE in this entire forums knows that not once have I tried to be smart, EVER, so :p

[Octavian]

Ah but only you and I have seen that post now. You've just tried to be smart.

[Dharkbayne]

Wtf? This thread sucks now. You broke it.

[Octavian]

Ah but you see my dear Dhark, I broke it ages ago. Now I'll just go and delete all my posts in this thread.

[Octavian]

Damnit, can't find the Delete button.

[Rayder]

Apparently you can't find the "Edit" button, or the "I should stop posting stupid posts because they annoy people a lot and this is a good way of getting my ass kicked while sleeping tonight in my supposedly safe home and bed" button, either.

[Octavian]

I can find the Edit button, there just didn't seem to be a Delete button in it. And no, it seems that no one else here lives in Australia. But even then, you would need to find the exact coordinates of where I live.

[Hamma]

I wasnt abused, me and my mom have a great relationship, I can talk to her about absolutly anything. She's just being a wiseass when she calls me things like that. All in good fun :lol:

[Octavian]

Yeah except my mum never calls me a fuckstick. And Hamma, can you please lock this thread? It's going nowhere thanks to my old self.

[ultraviolet]

My mother played with my boobies today while my bf was in the bathroom. My sister was laughing, too.

[Jaged]

Yeah except my mum never calls me a fuckstick. And Hamma, can you please lock this thread? It's going nowhere thanks to my old self.
:ban:

[Flammey]

Yeah, Octavian, your setting yourself up for another ban. Walk lightly grasshoppa

[Squeeky]

My mother played with my boobies today while my bf was in the bathroom. My sister was laughing, too.

I'm so gonna walk up to you and just squeeze your boobies in front of your whole family. THen i'm gonna close my eyes, smirk a lil bit, arch my back, orgasm face, and excuse myself to the bathroom.

[ultraviolet]

O...M...F. Thanks for the warning, I'll be wearing a steel-plated bra. ;)

[Octavian]

:Jaged:

That was my old self.

[Spider]

:Jaged:

That was my old self.

Look let the damn topic die you twelve year old! Your not helping the situation by spamming subliminal messages saying BAN MEH!

[Neon Apocalypse]

no i dont have a girlfriend, but i have in the past,

[Terran Sniper]

My mother played with my boobies today while my bf was in the bathroom. My sister was laughing, too.
:huh: ...


...um...is there something we should know about your mom? :huh:

[Octavian]

Look let the damn topic die you twelve year old! Your not helping the situation by spamming subliminal messages saying BAN MEH!

Stop calling me a 12 year old you old man. See, now you know how I feel to be just about the youngest here. Unless there's someone who's older than you.

[SkunkPunk]

new poll: Who lied about having a girlfriend?

1)I lied. I just wanted to look cool to the guys *hides in closet and rips out hair*

2)Im strait pimpin fo real yo!

3)I lied about having one and i will lie about not lieing again! muhah!

[Sputty]

My mother played with my boobies today while my bf was in the bathroom. My sister was laughing, too.
http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/images/forumImages/lackofpicsdisturbingvader.jpg

[Flammey]

Sputty > LOL

[Squick]

Look let the damn topic die you twelve year old! Your not helping the situation by spamming subliminal messages saying BAN MEH!

http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/owned_piss.txt

[Octavian]

Squick, that's just sick.

[arctik]

amen

[Octavian]

Cool another First Sergeant. And the first person who has ever agreed with me here.

[Derfud]

Looks like the GF situation for me might be changing fairly soon :D

[Octavian]

What ever do you mean? You've finally found the right one?

[ultraviolet]

Oh, about my mother... It wasn't intentional. She was tapping me on the shoulder as we were talking, and I moved slightly, and suddenly she wasn't tapping my shoulder anymore! :o

[Octavian]

Ewwww, why was your mum and sister talking to while you were having a shower?

[ultraviolet]

I don't know where you got shower from, but I wasn't in the shower. :p

[Octavian]

You said you were in the shower before.

[ultraviolet]

No I didn't. My bf was in the bathroom for a moment and my mother was talking to me about the baking projects we're undertaking soon. While she was talking to me (and my sister), she was tapping my shoulder. And then my boobie, which she kind of felt up... ;)

[Octavian]

Are you sure your mum doesn't like you that way?..

[ultraviolet]

Fairly sure. You have to understand the odd dynamics of my family. We're very open (my mom actually shared some sex tips with me) and it's not a big deal if she wasn't looking and accidentally started touching me somewhere other than my shoulder. :p If it were you, I wouldn't be hearing all these questions, now would I? You were just trying to think of me nekkid in the shower with you feeling my boobies, weren't you!! WEREN'T YOU?!

No worries, I'm not serious. :love:

[Rayder]

Not serious about what? Your mom or the shower bit?