View Full Version : So the Olsen Twins walk into my House....
Sentrosi
2003-12-08, 03:15 AM
I heard something from my wife today that made my jaw drop to the floor.
The famous Olsen Twins have decided upon a college. That college being Union College near Albany, NY. They apparently will be starting classes there in the fall and already have excavated land for a house they're going to be building less than 10 miles from my house!
Entrepeneurial mind takes over from here.
Less than 10 miles away from my house. They have no idea where to go in the Capital Region. I have lived here for 5 years. Makes perfect sense. I can become the Olsen Twins tour guide for greater Albany, NY! Show them the sites, places to have fun, go skiing with them, get to know them.
This is the part that's really got me thinking $$$$.
I make a video hotter than Paris Hiltons. I get a 3 way with the Olsen Twins. Lease it to some internet porn site. Make mad cash dawg!!!! And then....
Hold on a second...something doesn't feel right....
Can't put my finger on it.....
Oh, that's right....
I'm married......
Damnit
I'm gonna miss my wife's cooking!
Octavian
2003-12-08, 03:17 AM
Don't worry, I'll make a video with me and them for you. I suppose you'll mostly want shots of them.
Spider
2003-12-08, 06:20 AM
You.... lucky... bastard....
Doppler
2003-12-08, 09:19 AM
Spider...
Sell your wife on a foursome and your good to go.
Black
2003-12-08, 10:39 AM
Your a sick sick man sentrosi ...............But i understand completely
Sputty
2003-12-08, 10:49 AM
Your a sick sick man sentrosi ...............But i understand completely
Hey, how is he sick? They're going to be legal
dscytherulez
2003-12-08, 10:50 AM
:rofl:
How...old are you again sentrosi? lol
Nimbus
2003-12-08, 12:35 PM
How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
Hamma
2003-12-08, 02:00 PM
:lol:
Sent = win
sutserikeru
2003-12-08, 02:19 PM
How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
:rofl:
Doppler
2003-12-08, 03:05 PM
Dont forget Boris, and in this gender role bending world, possibly natasha.
Peacemaker
2003-12-08, 03:08 PM
Hahahahaha Sent got lucky, im getting lucky. Im going back sent. Schenectady county community college majoring as a pilot. :-D Maybe I should go to U Albany tho. Hehehehe. (Isnt U albany the one with the big circle drive way near Crossgates?)
THrONeBeaST
2003-12-08, 03:12 PM
/me sees hamma moving to that area now also :p
Lonehunter
2003-12-08, 03:17 PM
I make a video hotter than Paris Hiltons. I get a 3 way with the Olsen Twins. Lease it to some internet porn site. Make mad cash dawg!!!! And then...
Really?
I'm married......
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
EarlyDawn
2003-12-08, 04:35 PM
They have a house up here in NJ.
Thats uber. We can have a party at Sentrosi's place, they're sure to come over and we'll see..........
>>>>>>>>>>>> THE OLSEN TWIN PROGRESSION <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
US= us
OT= Olsen Twins
Step 1. Us: party: -"Hi. Come on in. Were having a party."
OT: -"Great we love a party with a FULL HOUSE"
Step 2. Us: :-D -"Here why don't you have a beer, or two...."
OT: :confused: -"I don't know. I've never drank before."
Step 3. Us: /huh look on face
OT: :rolleyes:-"Well, I guess one can't hurt!"
Step 4. Us::thumbsup:
OT: :cheers:
Step 5. Us: ;-) -"WOW, you girls are naturals, you want another?!"
OT: -"Yeah, this is fun!"
Step 6. Us: :-)
OT::cheers: & :cheers: & :cheers: & :cheers:
Step 7. Us:-"Lets go take a walk to my room."
OT: :doh: :doh: -"OK! Hehehe!"
Step 8. :bananasex
Step 9. pimp:
>>>> Next Day <<<<
OT: :confused: -"What happened last night?"
OT: :sick: /pukes
Sentrosi
2003-12-08, 07:12 PM
Hahahahaha Sent got lucky, im getting lucky. Im going back sent. Schenectady county community college majoring as a pilot. :-D Maybe I should go to U Albany tho. Hehehehe. (Isnt U albany the one with the big circle drive way near Crossgates?)
Yeah, but its not nearby, just down the road actually.
My house is literally about 5 minutes from campus. Got 2 bedrooms 'vacant' right now too.
Sentrosi
2003-12-08, 07:13 PM
:rofl: Aen, digital pimp.
I Hate Pants
2003-12-08, 07:22 PM
No honestly you guys are sick. The olson twins are like 16. Too bad you guys are not 17 like me. Atleast I have a better chance them.
Its good to be young.
Nimbus
2003-12-08, 07:27 PM
Olsen twins are 17, will be 18 before school starts next fall.
Squeeky
2003-12-08, 08:40 PM
Sentrosi. Fly me in my man, this calls for a *dun dun dun* SQUEEKY OPERATION. *rolls across floor dramatically and whips out pistol firing shots in random directions*
BUGGER
2003-12-08, 08:56 PM
Lucky bastard.....screw disneyland, I'm comin over!
Nimbus
2003-12-08, 10:04 PM
Sentrosi. Fly me in my man, this calls for a *dun dun dun* SQUEEKY OPERATION. *rolls across floor dramatically and whips out pistol firing shots in random directions*
Olsen twins Squeaky Olsen twins!
*takes the gun away and replaces it with a vibrator*
How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
Sent gets it from me all the time so that's nothing new.
Sent, you think your wife would mind me moving in? I can cook! :)
OneManArmy
2003-12-09, 02:14 AM
so sent, about that time you said I could come over and crash with ya for a while? I think I'll take you up on that offer. ;)
Octavian
2003-12-09, 04:40 AM
No honestly you guys are sick. The olson twins are like 16. Too bad you guys are not 17 like me. Atleast I have a better chance them.
Its good to be young.
Actually it's better to be younger, I'm not even 13 dammit! At least I have a better chance, I mean, who couldn't resist my good looks?
Spider
2003-12-09, 06:30 AM
Actually it's better to be younger, I'm not even 13 dammit! At least I have a better chance, I mean, who couldn't resist my good looks?
*coughs*
Yea... about that, NO!
Were they to date it would most likely be some 17 year old actors or models. You damn right know they won't be satisfied with a joe nobody... even less wih a 12 year old joe!
Octavian
2003-12-09, 04:13 PM
And are YOU an actor or a model? My name ain't joe either.
Flammey
2003-12-11, 08:06 AM
Lucky bastard.....screw disneyland, I'm comin over!
Hey, you can screw Disney Land all you want, but that'd probably just hurt, not to mention the legal rammifications
Ed the MAD
2003-12-11, 09:01 AM
you know, i like cows. especially when ground into patties. i like the olsen twins, too...
:rofl: Aen, digital pimp.
pimp: new coding is :aen:
j/k lol thx Sent....
Spider
2003-12-11, 07:08 PM
you know, i like cows. especially when ground into patties. i like the olsen twins, too...
*cough* Your Bi... you can't like two women! :p Gotta be a man and a woman! As much as it scares me to talk about it!
*Is a homophobe*
Ait'al
2003-12-12, 02:13 AM
Actually it's better to be younger, I'm not even 13 dammit! At least I have a better chance, I mean, who couldn't resist my good looks?
Two 17 year old girls! 8)
Liquidtide
2003-12-12, 03:00 PM
Teh Olsen Twinz = pwned
Dharkbayne
2003-12-12, 04:08 PM
I came in this thread thinking there would be a collage of olsen twins + Buddy Christ threesome pics and movies, you let me down, Sentrosi, you really let me down... :'(
Ed the MAD
2003-12-12, 04:24 PM
*cough* Your Bi... you can't like two women! :p Gotta be a man and a woman! As much as it scares me to talk about it!
*Is a homophobe*
actually, someone who is Bisexual simply has no real preference where Gender is concerned. they get it from whoever they are attracted to. we don't have to be genderally symmetrical.
in anycase, i was making a joke about how i'd like to grind the olsen twins into meat pattys.
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