View Full Version : How stupid can an enemy army get?
Peacemaker
2003-12-08, 04:14 PM
Went sking yesterday and my friend thought it would be hilarious if we some how invented a way to make a gigantic quickly transportable ski lift. Then get a spy to pose as an enemy general. Drop the lift into the enemys camp at night and get the general to tell everyon it will bring them to destroy the infadels. So they all jump on and it carries them to like 100 ft up all the way into one of our base camps. It drops them into a fireing line biulding (like the seats drop out) and they are shot. I know u could just bring them up 100ft and drop them but this way is so much funner!
PS this isnt serious at all youd have to be pretty dumb to do it. (Or u could do it to france in a war and tell them its a runaway lift)
ChrisMOG
2003-12-08, 04:16 PM
Yeah you would have to be pretty dumb...
Ouroboros
2003-12-08, 04:23 PM
Har har har.... ugh.
JetRaiden
2003-12-08, 07:27 PM
Went sking yesterday and my friend thought it would be hilarious if we some how invented a way to make a gigantic quickly transportable ski lift. Then get a spy to pose as an enemy general. Drop the lift into the enemys camp at night and get the general to tell everyon it will bring them to destroy the infadels. So they all jump on and it carries them to like 100 ft up all the way into one of our base camps. It drops them into a fireing line biulding (like the seats drop out) and they are shot. I know u could just bring them up 100ft and drop them but this way is so much funner!
PS this isnt serious at all youd have to be pretty dumb to do it. (Or u could do it to france in a war and tell them its a runaway lift)
So some guy just waltzes in and says he's a general? Well, besides that, rather then risking taking them to our base camp, just have it automatically explode. Or just drop it over a massive body of water, like I do to consistent griefers in my Liberator.
Mango
2003-12-08, 07:32 PM
You and your friend must have been smoking a lotta pot to come up with that one
Irenicuz
2003-12-08, 08:07 PM
It's an unbeatable tactic... don't tell the terrorists or we're all doomed.
Squeeky
2003-12-08, 08:36 PM
I'm confused.
Dharkbayne
2003-12-09, 01:04 PM
"2 words folks, NUCLEAR FUCKIN' WEAPONS!!"- Dennis Leary, The asshole song
Why get a giant ski lift when you can nuke them till they glow then piss on their flaming green corpses that eventually turn into zombies and trap a hot chick in an old mansion?
DoomWarrior
2003-12-09, 02:05 PM
:nazi: :banplz:
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