Gimme My Fucking Mayonnaise Bitch!!!

[Squeeky]

HOUSTON, Dec. 4-- A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail Thursday for running over the manager of a McDonald?s with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.

Nolan [crazy woman] testified that she was putting ketchup on her cheeseburger when she accidentally struck Jenkins.

My ass you accidently ran the manager over. What a fucking nut. Texans=Crazy.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/1001502.asp?0cv=CB20&cp1=1

[Biohazzard56]

:rofl:

[Everay]

HEY! im not crazy....or at least i dont think im crazy

[FlakMan]

You have to be crazy or raised by crazy folk if you have a name like Waynetta

[Squick]

Oh man, I almost busted a gut picturing this guy breaking down in court saying, �I gave her everything she asked for � mayonnaise, no mustard, onions � everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it�s still not good enough!�

Whoops... it was a women that got ran over... Nevertheless...

Broken Pelvis... Eeek...

[Dharkbayne]

:ofn: :ofn2: How about a taste of your own medicine? OFN

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[I Hate Pants]

This fucking pisses me off! I used to work at Wendy's for a part-time job. And I took alot of crap from you fucknut, asshole customers!

If I was still working at Wendy's and I heard this. I'd be tempted to stab every customer in the face for raising their voice at me.

And if anyone here on this forum has complained about thier burger not the way the want it, and then kicked up a show at Mcdonalds or whatever. Please go fuck yourself! :fu: The people who complain are the ones who have never worked at a fastfood joint before.

Thank god its in Texas. Hopefully they'll give this bitch the death penalty before I find her.

[ultraviolet]

That woman's insane.

The story is pretty funny, though.

[Squeeky]

:ofn: :ofn2: How about a taste of your own medicine? OFN

5 days old. Sry, not OFN.

[EineBeBoP]

I usted to inter-web date a texan.....


:scared: they're fukin crazy.

[Squick]

I usted to inter-web date a texan.....


:scared: they're fukin crazy.

No shit! The only time I ever tried online dating I met a girl from Texas... We were "together" for over a year... Before I found out she was living off the money she got from her previous husbandS!!! She was 22! husbandS!?!

[Squeeky]

holy shit :rofl:

Interweb Dating :o

[AztecWarrior]

Squeeky, I wouldn't be talking. You're already interweb-humping Chelle.

[Squeeky]

I am IRL humping her :brow:

[Squick]

http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/angie.txt

Still laughing dork boy? And I put "quotes" around my comment because I was still dating other people while working that one.

[Squeeky]

http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/angie.txt


:brow:

Nice boobies, but either she has down syndrome or that's one scary expression.

http://www.hannay.co.uk/paperbag.jpg

[Hamma]

Squeeky needs help.

[Corrosion]

and lots of it... thats one hot chick

[Hamma]

:hitit:

[Squeeky]

Whats with her face. It looks like she wants to bite me :(

[Ait'al]

It was just a good damn thing the woman wasnt asking for relish! Damn that wouldve been messy.

party: :dance: :cheers: :P~ Back on topic. I derailed the Derailment! :p

[OneManArmy]

:hitit: