Darwin awards.

[Ed the MAD]

http://forums.seriouszone.com/showthread.php?t=35176&page=1&pp=20



8. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing him.


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[Squeeky]

5. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital-the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

Fucking idiots. First of all, it wasn't the discharge that electrocuted me. After i ejaculated, i wen't to take a drink of my water and spilled some water on the sanders. Idiots at Darwin, i didn't die. I'm alive and well and have the charred penis to prove it!

[Ed the MAD]

of course, then there's this idiot, who got the prize.

1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.

[sutserikeru]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Liquidtide]

Milk = $2.99 a Gallon
Gasonline = $1.59 a Gallon (In NJ at least)
Total = $4.98

Dude, $4.98 can get you like three 40oz. ers in Canada.

And what happened to vomiting in the toilet?!?

[Trol]

These are old. I think they were the 2002 Darwin Awards.

[Ed the MAD]

eh, their still funny.

[Mango]

:huh:
My balls hurt after reading that

[Dharkbayne]

Here we are, sitting here laughing at other peoples gruesome deaths, ah, well, here it goes! :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[DoomWarrior]

Dude, $4.98 can get you like three 40oz. ers in Canada. in canada we use litres and mili-litres

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[Rayder]

It's Canada, what do you expect?

[Hamma]

Don't even start turning this into another canada vs america thread, fucking hell.

[Rayder]

How about Canada vs. Turkey?

[Dharkbayne]

Eh? Hamma? How aboot that? Eh? Hockey? Eh?