Bad Jackson Jokes

[SandTrout]

Warning, if you are easaly offended, it does not matter because you can't sue(and win) someone for jokes like these biatches!

Q: What is a Micheal Jackson burger?
A: A fourty year old peace of meat between two seven year old bunns.

Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson

Heard these in school and couldn't resist.

[Squeeky]

Teh Funnay Cannot Be Found!

[SDM]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/404funnaynotfound-computadorka.jpg

[Squeeky]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/g0dsgReeN/asianballs.gif]

[Otherick]

^ wtf?
^
^

[SDM]

I have to work ALL day.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/kidmissespoolanim.gif

[Christian]

LMAO WTF is that ?!?!?

[Otherick]

wow this wins the "Most insane thread" award

[Squeeky]

:)

[Christian]

Err...OK.............

What are you coming to Fort Worth for squeeky? I saw you mention it in another post.

[Squeeky]

I may be moving there.

[Christian]

Fort Worth Pwns!!!!!! Lots of Hott chicks....Beautiful weather!

[Spider]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/g0dsgReeN/asianballs.gif]

OMG! :lol:

I am so trying to make that my avatar!

[SDM]

I tried this one http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/kidhittetherballanim.gif, it said it was too big. :mad:

[Squeeky]

I tried this one http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/kidhittetherballanim.gif, it said it was too big. :mad:

Bitch got owned.

Edit: You reading the same genmay threads as me SDM?

[SDM]

Edit: You reading the same genmay threads as me SDM?

I can't read.:tear:

[Zodiac]

wtf mates? This is the worst thread I have ever seen. :confused:

where are the jokes? :huh:

[Hamma]

Never post that huge image again squeeky.

[Squeeky]

Yes massa :(

[Corrosion]

fuck squeeky, that shit was unneccasery

[Squeeky]

What? The huge image? You act as if i just murdered someone...:huh:

[SDM]

I hear enormous images are aloud in Texas, with the proper paperwork...

[Hamma]

The thing I dislike about texas is 90% of the time people are more proud to be from that stupid state, than they are to be from the USA.

Not everyone mind you.

[Squeeky]

ya seriously. You don't hear people shooting off at the mouth "Don't Mess With Vermont" or stupid shit like that.

[SDM]

Isn't Texas like 50% dirt, 50% Hurricane target?

[Corrosion]

another 50% tornado

[Squeeky]

Only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers!

[THrONeBeaST]

I hate texas , if it wasnt for my job i be gone

[Hamma]

ya seriously. You don't hear people shooting off at the mouth "Don't Mess With Vermont" or stupid shit like that.
:rofl:

[Nimbus]

ya seriously. You don't hear people shooting off at the mouth "Don't Mess With Vermont" or stupid shit like that.
:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

ya seriously. You don't hear people shooting off at the mouth "Don't Mess With Vermont" or stupid shit like that.
RHODE ISLAND PRIDE!!! :rofl:

[Spider]

STRAIGHT FROM COMPTON!

*big rapper move*

[Squeeky]

STRAIGHT FROM COMPTON!

*big rapper move*

The correct term is "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON".

[Spider]

The correct term is "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON".

Thanks for the correction I'm not up to date with the gettho terms!

It's mainly a semi accurate quote from eddy outta compton in viva la bam! :lol:

[Squeeky]

The correct name is "Compton Ass Terry".

http://www.mtv.com/onair/viva_la_bam/flipbooks/episode_guide/images/103_05.jpg

"Compton Ass Terry" is Terry Kennedy from the Element Skateboard team. He used to ride for Baker Skateboards.

[Lonehunter]

Q: What is a Micheal Jackson burger?
A: A fourty year old peace of meat between two seven year old bunns.
I heard something like that...
How did Micheal Jackson get food poisoning?
Ate a sux year old wiener.

either way, jokes about micheal jackson aren't as good as they used to be.

[Spider]

:lol: sorry squeeks like I said bad memory lately!

[Squeeky]

It's ok. I got your back in the Viva La Bam trivia department. God knows i've watched each episode too many times :lol:

[Ghryphen]

Warning, if you are easaly offended, it does not matter because you can't sue(and win) someone for jokes like these biatches!

Q: What is a Micheal Jackson burger?
A: A fourty year old peace of meat between two seven year old bunns.

Knock-knock.
Whos there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson

Heard these in school and couldn't resist.


Why did Micheal Jackson go to K-Mart?
He heard little boys jeans were half off.

[Spider]

It's ok. I got your back in the Viva La Bam trivia department. God knows i've watched each episode too many times :lol:

I watch them on MTV sunday nights at like 11 pm. :ugh:

[Squeeky]

Ya, it's the sunday stew. Punk'd, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz. Great lineup!

[Spider]

Ya, it's the sunday stew. Punk'd, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz. Great lineup!

:nod: Yup yup. But I hate having to wait for such a good show!

[Fragmatic]

Squeeky, you on GenMay?
14k'er and proud! :D

[Flammey]

Well, this thread went to Neverland fast

[Squeeky]

Squeeky, you on GenMay?
14k'er and proud! :D

15k reprezent!

[Fragmatic]

STFU 15k :doh: