I think there is a polterguist in my house!!!

[Bighoss]

okay all today creepy shit that I can't explain has been happening. Cuz I've been the only one here since 10 this morning.

1. My printer was out of paper and I knew I had just filled it up so I went downstairs to get more and put it in my printer. I go back downstairs to get a drink I come back up stairs its all gone. I get more paper put it in, work a for a while, go to the bathroom its all gone again. I'm like WTF.

2. I have this weird venquilitrist dummy (spelling) and its hand was in its mouth for some reason so I take it out. I turn around its back in, I take it out. Come back in the room a couple minutes later its back in! I took it out and I just checked again and its back in! I'm like WTF

3. After all my paper kept disapearing I said what the fuck and all of a sudden my door slams and I hear something go running down my stairs. I come back upstairs and my computer has replaced all the writing to the beginning of my report with complete gibberish, luckily i could just edit undo it.

4. I go downstairs kinda weirded out by whats going on and for some reason all the bowls are sitting on my table, bowls are pretty cool but there not that cool to all be hanging out together on my table. I put them all away and close the cabinent and then as I'm walking away that cabinet opens up again on there own and I'm like NO BOWLS YOUR NOT COMING BACK OUT. then I hear some laughing and feel this crazy gust of wind go by me and I get goose bumps and then my window opens and I close it.

so something has been screwing with me all day and its been getting annoying be I've decided if there is a polterguist or what ever in my house his name can be Lenny and he can crash here for a while cuz he's kinda funny but annoying all at once.

[Onizuka]

Maybe someone is living at your house? Just a guess.

[Spider]

Crack!

It does your body good!

*Insert satisfied customer smile here*

[Squeeky]

You Are Going To Die Get The Fuck Out!

[Bighoss]

Maybe someone is living at your house? Just a guess.

nah my dog would have found that person but its probauly some mice screwing with me most likely.

edit: actaully maybe there are some hobos living in my basement!

[Squick]

Spider v3.0?

Lets see... what will it be? How about... Bah, screw it... The time honered:
http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/bullshitwave.txt

And if by some bizzare chance you are telling the truth, well, thats gota suck.

[Squick]

Crack!

It does your body good!

*Insert satisfied customer smile here*

http://www.geocities.com/squick.geo/marijuana.txt

:D

[Spider]

nah my dog would have found that person but its probauly some mice screwing with me most likely.

What do you feed those mice? If they can move bowls out of a cabinet and put them on your table... heck move paper out of your printer really quickly... then laugh...

Yeah... pretty freaky mice you have there...

Might wanna check if your not scizho like me... I've had much weirder shit then that... each time I freak out... run out of the house in my boxers screaming... let me tell you when you forget your boxers and it's winter... you look like a fucking moron! A tiny moron! :lol:.

Good thing that was last year and I don't have those kind of attacks anymore :lol:

[EineBeBoP]

dude a ventriloquist dummy?
wtf is wrong with you? go take it outside and smash the fucker to piece with a giant axe.

[Jaged]

Younger sibling?

[Terran Sniper]

dude, your house is fucking haunted. You should put up a ad in the National New York Times so that people can pay to come and get scared shitless in your house.

thats what id do...but thats just me

[Indecisive]

Found it.


http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/_testing/uploader/upload/poulter2.jpg

[Derfud]

If that is true, it is some freaky shit. You should ask someone else who lives in your house if they have ever expereinced anything similair.

[Spee]

pwned by dead folks.

[Dharkbayne]

Haven't you ever seen Chucky? Just don't leave any knives around, don't go to military school, and light that fucking doll on fire, chop it up with an axe, and scatter it in tiny boxes around the country

[Squeeky]

Found it.


http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/_testing/uploader/upload/poulter2.jpg

:lol:

[Sputty]

dude a ventriloquist dummy?
wtf is wrong with you? go take it outside and smash the fucker to piece with a giant axe.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sputty]

Found it.


http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/_testing/uploader/upload/poulter2.jpg
Now all he needs is a level 20 Warrior and a level 20 Mage to go and smite the evil from his house. Where in Tahrongi is it exactly?

[Rbstr]

God i had nightmares fir a week when i watched that movie originaly, it scared the bejebies out of me, go di'm starting to hear Giests again!

[Sputty]

God i had nightmares fir a week when i watched that movie originaly, it scared the bejebies out of me, go di'm starting to hear Giests again!
Ummm...*stab*

[Rayder]

Don't worry, your not insane, your just crazily mental.

[JetRaiden]

maybe its Thing 1 and Thing 2, just out to screw with you.

[Indecisive]

:lol:

Yeah, hes one ugly sumbitch huh?

[1024]

it's me.

[Setari]

dammit i cant believe you noticed all that stuff i did....damn time to find someone else

[Bighoss]

I'm putting things around the house and writing down what they are to see if any of them change while I'm asleep just so I can be 100% that something is/isn't fucking with me.

[Squick]

Do you have a camera phone? If anything like that started happening to me I would have just dropped my phone in front of my printer and set it to snap a shot every second... With a 128 meg card you can hold 2550 shots, and it will fire automatically...

[arctik]

I'm not alone! Though, before my family rented this home and old grandma died from some desiese. Errr... I dunno, even my two big dogs are afriad to go downstairs where her room was located. But I dont have freaky things like that happen in one day.

[Indecisive]

I would so sleep at the motel 6 if something like this happened to me.

[JetRaiden]

yea thats pretty damn freaky.


booby trap your house with mouse traps and shotgun shells.

[Rbstr]

I was like 5 and it probably altered my development it was so tramatizing.

I woudl stay and document everything with a video cammera and see if you can catch it in action, then show it to people it would shock the scientific comunity and the world as a whole!

[Spee]

I was like 5 and it probably altered my development it was so tramatizing.




I watched Vampire Hunter D when I was 6.


Nothing like watching bloodied entrails slop out of a cut-in-twain monster to ease the apprehensions of a twitchy 6 year old.

[Irenicuz]

Can't believe anything like that till I see it... go setup a ghetto camera system in your house then I might... I blame those things on drugs or a mental illness atm.

[Corrosion]

Found it.


http://bohica.planetside-universe.com/_testing/uploader/upload/poulter2.jpg


:rofl:

[starrider]

thats frekaing scary and messsed up, call a preist if ur tellin the truth, the make ghosts get the hell away.

[Bighoss]

nothing new has happened yet I think the thing either left when I told it to get out, I'm busy go bug the neighbors. For all I know it has something scary as hell planned for tonight but who knows, it might be cool. I know the thing can't kill me and if it does well then everyone will know ghosts exists and I'll be a famous for evah!

[Spee]

Try counter-scaring it.


Run around naked with a pink flamingo duct-taped to your head, while yelling a rendition of "roxanne" in Latin, whilst def leppard plays in the background.


Thatll scare the shit out of anything.

[Bighoss]

Can't believe anything like that till I see it... go setup a ghetto camera system in your house then I might... I blame those things on drugs or a mental illness atm.

actually one theory that I thought kinda made some sense was like somtimes when some people get really pissed off there mind kinda acts on its own and has the power to like sub conciously move things. So like maybe my neighbor got into a big fight today and thats why my house was being retarded.

[Corrosion]

Indeed it will

[Bighoss]

Try counter-scaring it.


Run around naked with a pink flamingo duct-taped to your head, while yelling a rendition of "roxanne" in Latin, whilst def leppard plays in the background.


Thatll scare the shit out of anything.

thats probauly what it has planned for tonight! I gotta beat him to it!!!

[Octavian]

Dude get a priest to spend the night with you. Not to get rid of the ghost, just to spend time with you and make sure you have someone to cling to if it comes back.

[Bighoss]

Dude get a priest to spend the night with you. Not to get rid of the ghost, just to spend time with you and make sure you have someone to cling to if it comes back.

I could get a catholic priest and have a night a hot steaming sexy... coco... :D

[Octavian]

Hey you know what would be really freaky? Well I'll tell you, what if the poltergeist joined in? You could feel these nice long cold fingers stroking you. Do ghosts have penises?

[Corrosion]

Do ghosts have penises?
Yes. VERY long ones.

[Octavian]

Man must suck though. Can't properly pray on any young virgins. Wait, that's vampires. But anyway, it would just go through them.

[Derfud]

unfortanutely they are immaterial, therefore they cannot be swallowed, inserted into various orifices.

[Octavian]

How terrible, no more blowjobs for the rest of eternity.

And for that guy the said something about a camera. It's a poltergeist you idiot! It won't show up.

[Rayder]

How terrible, no more blowjobs for the rest of eternity.

And for that guy the said something about a camera. It's a poltergeist you idiot! It won't show up.
Ever heard of EMC? Or is it EPS... no, electro magnetic currents right? Whatever, "ghosts" emit this, it can be picked up using a series of equipment (ever seen those documentaries and whatnot where the guys are using a little thing that looks like a geiger counter? Those are real, and they do work).

[Octavian]

Yeah, I just thought you meant a normal camera.

[Hamma]

I think this thread is haunted

[Octavian]

It certainly is, thanks to that stupid poltergeist. Musn't have liked that hot steamy sex it had with the priest and BigHoss.

[EineBeBoP]

Do ghosts have penises?
Yes. VERY long ones.


...How the fuck do you know this? :huh:

[Octavian]

<whisper>I think he's had experience, wink, wink, nudge, nudge</whisper>

[Jaged]

Lol, I can't belive how many people are taking this seriously. :p

[TeraHertz]

okay all today creepy shit that I can't explain has been happening. Cuz I've been the only one here since 10 this morning.


nice story. but it's not halloween :(

Put some bowls in your printer tray, pour cornflakes on your paper, and start to eat them, stick the dummies hand in YOUR mouth (after ripping it off) look a the jibberish and say "wow thats great work" , print it out and staple the submission coversheet to it or whatever you do before you hand it in, then stand in the middle of the room trying to blow random objects over.

The poltetguiest will be like "wtf, this guy is whacko" and fk off. :p

[Dharkbayne]

nice story. but it's not halloween :(

Put some bowls in your printer tray, pour cornflakes on your paper, and start to eat them, stick the dummies hand in YOUR mouth (after ripping it off) look a the jibberish and say "wow thats great work" , print it out and staple the submission coversheet to it or whatever you do before you hand it in, then stand in the middle of the room trying to blow random objects over.

The poltetguiest will be like "wtf, this guy is whacko" and fk off. :p
I am sooo doing that thismorning

[TeraHertz]

Failing that download and "Yellow poka dot bikini" or whatever its called by "timmy Mallet" 24/7 :scared:

It's effect will be two fold

1) Scare the shit out of the ghost.
2) Make you not care about the ghost due to extreme lyrical agony

[Irenicuz]

And for that guy the said something about a camera. It's a poltergeist you idiot! It won't show up.

The stuff he claims it did would though...

[JetRaiden]

I was like 5 and it probably altered my development it was so tramatizing.

I woudl stay and document everything with a video cammera and see if you can catch it in action, then show it to people it would shock the scientific comunity and the world as a whole!


if you close a buncha cabinets and come back and they're all open, it just screams hoax.

no one will believe it, even if it levitates objects in midair.

[Bighoss]

okay the bowls thing was explained to me, apparently my neighbors daughters dog was running around my yard so she came into my house to find something to make the dog follow her, in the process she took out all my bowls but thats it otherwise its still kinda messed up.

[SDM]

I think this thread is haunted
By the ghost of a retarded middle age bald man named Vic, who was killed in a freak gardening accident.

[Derfud]

ah, those freak gardening accidents, you gotta watch out for them.

[Setari]

they arent as dangerous as straws now those can kill you in a heartbeat

[FlakMan]

Thanks for letting me read this thread, I had a night terror last night about poltergiests :(

[Mr1337Duck]

Night terror? It's a goddamn bad dream, stupidass! I hate this bullshit, you show me proof that night terrors are something other than bad dreams, you will cease to be a stupidass.


I kid, but still...

[Spider]

Night terror? It's a goddamn bad dream, stupidass! I hate this bullshit, you show me proof that night terrors are something other than bad dreams, you will cease to be a stupidass.


I kid, but still...

And the 3 inch man screamed out of terror: "STFU NOOB!?!?!"!/"!//!/!"

[Setari]

And the 3 inch man screamed out of terror: "STFU NOOB!?!?!"!/"!//!/!"
A rest you must give it.

[I Hate Pants]

I have the perfect solution.

Simply copy the tubgirl picture and blow it up. Then print it and post it on the wall above your bed.

That ghost won't show his face again.

[SDM]

http://www.picit.com/data/media/115/mancat.gif
This thread makes me drink.:doh:

(edit:actual Sputty footage)

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[Robot]

I kid, but still...

there's a distinct different between a bad dream (nightmares) and night terrors (night terrors.)

nightmares occur during REM rebound (when you basically have blocked off REM (rapid eye movement sleep) sleep for a long time, so your dreams are more constant and vivid, increasing the chance of you getting a nightmare) whereas night terrors occur, regularily, during NREM (non-rapid eye movement) sleep, and are far more vivid and terrifying

[sutserikeru]

Maybe he should call the GHOST BUSTERS!
http://www.sonicradio.com/gb1.gif

[SDM]

:drunk:

[(DSO)Ice-Eagle]

.... dude you are god damn scareing me to death
my house is haunted for 3 reasons

1.i feel someone watching me ... and i turn around and nothing is there

2.i feel freakin' gusts of wind every time i turn around to see who is watching me!

3.my door slams all the time

dude we are alike ... ... except you are fucking crazy because of your signiture!

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[Mr1337Duck]

Okay, thanks for setting me straight.

[Octavian]

Umm Ice-Eagle, that's called you being paranoid. My doors always slam shut when all the windows complain and yet I never think once that my house is haunted.

[Kaltagesta]

Ever heard of EMC? Or is it EPS... no, electro magnetic currents right? Whatever, "ghosts" emit this, it can be picked up using a series of equipment (ever seen those documentaries and whatnot where the guys are using a little thing that looks like a geiger counter? Those are real, and they do work).

Yeah, cause my phones got a EMC camera, hasn't it...

[Nimbus]

I'm going to explain the stairs bit, just because I can.
One of the most common symptoms of "ghost" infestation is the famous, running up or down the stairs noise when nobody is there.
In this situation you are better off calling a carpenter to exorcise the phantom, rather than a priest.

It's a common situation in old houses and even some new ones that were cheaply built.
Normally stairs are nailed and glued together, but not always. Sometimes the glue is left out by mistake or to cut costs. Older houses also usually don't have glue in the stairs. Now, when the house settles or there is a pressure change the stairs may shift. It happens in a wave effect. One stair shifts, the nail creaks and the wood makes a clunking noise as it falls into place, the stair below it then follows suit and so on. Sounds exactly like someone going up or down the stairs.

Pressure changes in a house have also been known to close and open doors, flush toilets and cause drafts. Older houses usually are not as airtight as modern ones and so again, they suffer these problems more than newer ones do. That just enforces the ghost idea.

Oh yeah, also.
1. Printers eat paper, never turn your back on a fully loaded printer, they slurp it up like spaghetti.

2. Ventriloquist dummies are inherantly evil. Kill it. Kill it now.

[Indecisive]

2. Ventriloquist dummies are inherantly evil. Kill it. Kill it now.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Muddog82]

hehe ... dummy huh? (ITS CHUCKIE RUN!!!!)

[Fragmatic]

Older houses usually are not as airtight as modern ones
Thank god I live in a Victorian house then, or I would have suffocated by now! :rofl:

[Veteran]

Ol' Lenny won't seem so funny when you're buried alive in the cornfield.

[Fragmatic]

Of Mice and Men?