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Squeeky
2003-12-19, 08:41 PM
http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2003/1218/sony_06.wmv

Did i mention these things have lube dispensers in there hand? Oh my, GLORIOUS SEX SLAVES MUAHAHAH!
Everay
2003-12-19, 08:42 PM
im not sure if i wanna watch this

EDIT cool squeekys sex slaves are robots!
Fragmatic
2003-12-19, 08:43 PM
Hot robot sex? sure
Ivan
2003-12-19, 08:48 PM
I want one!!11one
Spee
2003-12-19, 09:39 PM
Well, Robots that do Traditional Japanese dance, along with crazy DDR stuff has made my day.
mechaman
2003-12-19, 10:25 PM
...they spend their time and money researching so they can do that
SecondRaven
2003-12-19, 10:45 PM
Why does this topic remind me of the movie AI...ohwell these robots would come in handy no pun intended
Liquidtide
2003-12-20, 07:55 AM
O F N

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17756

See halfway down first page, compared those little dudes to TR maxes... however I think those little guys are more deadly with their fans than dual cyclers.

~Tide

PS: Sorry Squeeky couldn't resist.
Jaged
2003-12-20, 03:47 PM
O F N

http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17756

See halfway down first page, compared those little dudes to TR maxes... however I think those little guys are more deadly with their fans than dual cyclers.

~Tide

PS: Sorry Squeeky couldn't resist.
pwned
Ed the MAD
2003-12-20, 03:54 PM
verily, thy robots doth come for thyne funk! BOW DOWN THY JIVE-TURKEY!

ROBOFUNK SI TEH YES!

http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki6/502.gif
Chaaos
2003-12-20, 04:22 PM
O F N ... i already posted this ... not in its own thread but i did :p
Strygun
2003-12-20, 04:28 PM
I was about to chime in with the O F N but ya'll beat me to it.
Rbstr
2003-12-20, 07:49 PM
:rolf: man those things are sweet i want one or a half dozen
Ed the MAD
2003-12-20, 11:48 PM
too bad they cost about the same as a new lexus.
r3d
2003-12-21, 12:01 AM
verily, thy robots doth come for thyne funk! BOW DOWN THY JIVE-TURKEY!

ROBOFUNK SI TEH YES!

http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki6/502.gif

What the fuck?!
Hamma
2003-12-21, 02:07 AM
:hitit:
ghost018
2003-12-21, 04:12 AM
In all seriousness, what the fuck would somebody need dancing robots for?

ghost
Ed the MAD
2003-12-21, 04:50 PM
they don't just dance. you know those "AIBO" robot dogs they make? well, these are the next gen. i forget their name, but they do all the shit that "AIBO" could, and more. however, they cost over 10,000 dollars a piece. hell, if i had that kinda money, i'd build one of those APUs from the Matrix. stick a couple Ma-Duces on it, then take a trip to the shootin' range....at Fort Rucker.


What the fuck?!

indeed (http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki6/513.gif)
Rayder
2003-12-21, 05:42 PM
:P~
Robot
2003-12-21, 07:50 PM
In all seriousness, what the fuck would somebody need dancing robots for?

ghost

no purpose, but those robots are just to show off what the robots can really do. although it may not look THAT impressive to us, if you understood the complexity and motor control needed by something to do something like that, you'd be impressed.
Everay
2003-12-21, 09:24 PM
gyroscopes, complex computers, gas pumps operating the joints, programing all those movements while at the same time keeping them balanced. ect
martyr
2003-12-21, 09:32 PM
gyroscopes, complex computers, gas pumps operating the joints, programing all those movements while at the same time keeping them balanced. ect

and why? because these things can obviously do very complex but smooth activities, coordinated with digital precision between each other.

more precise than humans, 25% the size, stronger, and all that in high-radiation/heat/pressure 0-oxygen environments.
Neon Apocalypse
2003-12-21, 09:36 PM
lol, yeah and then we'll have a REAL second renaissance
Dharkbayne
2003-12-21, 09:59 PM
Oh shit.
Ed the MAD
2003-12-21, 10:00 PM
oh no! teh Funktroops si teh win!

http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki5/444.gif
Everay
2003-12-21, 10:27 PM
is that supposed to be Lena? from BGC? hardsuit. well whatever, anyways, currently computers are at least a century away from even coming close to human inteligence, and they may be able to recal information in an instant, but they cant yet currently think on their own, or come up with original thoughts.
Indecisive
2003-12-22, 12:00 AM
That movies nice and all, but entierly too long.


And.

Who is gonna pay 200 300 bucks for a damn robot toy?
Rbstr
2003-12-22, 12:19 AM
not 200 but sevral 10k, they could do all sorts of things, be liek a sectratary, they could be robot soldiers/policemen and help do work in small/hazardous places
Indecisive
2003-12-22, 01:32 AM
/me steps on little robocop.
r3d
2003-12-22, 02:00 AM
oh no! teh Funktroops si teh win!

http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki5/444.gif

http://momo.gd-kun.net/art/oekaki3/funktroop.gif
Rbstr
2003-12-22, 02:01 AM
Not it they were given weppons, he would own your ass so hard. Very accurate robots are. You could prabably give that little guy a DesetEagle thats been modified so it has a mini stock, or make him bigger and give him two Saws mounted on his/hers/its forearms try steping on that. he could shoot 500 round though the same whole in your head.
Ed the MAD
2003-12-22, 02:13 AM
is that supposed to be Lena? from BGC? hardsuit. well whatever, anyways, currently computers are at least a century away from even coming close to human inteligence, and they may be able to recal information in an instant, but they cant yet currently think on their own, or come up with original thoughts.

it's a FunkTroop from U.F.O.

as for A.I., we've gone from vaccum-tube based, 5 MegaByte Computers the size of a small house to transistor-based, 80 Gigabyte, integrated circut computers the size of a HAM radio in under sixty years. many of that progress has been made during the last twenty years. right now, we have this. in ten years, we'll have so much more. they're already working on robo mechanics for the space station. they have this foot-plug thingamawhoosits that anchors it to the station while it fixes what needs fixing. but you're right, a truly self-aware mechanical being is far off. as for robosoldiers, although a robot is indeed the perfect soldier, it i am truly against it. i refuse to waste my ammunition and disgrace my weapons by slaying mindless automatons. however, as supplimental units, indeed a squad synthetic would be a true asset to any small unit. outfit is with a light machinegun, bolt a comm suite on it, a satalite antenne, feild radio, and enough prosessing power to hold all the information relevant to the mission. perhaps makie it in the form of a mattracked ATV? so it becomes sort of a packmule as well?

wait. what the hell was i talking about?

@r3d: OH NO! VERILY, I HATH BEEN PWNED!

@rbstr: no, he can't. unless the weapon was incredibly accurate, and was fired under ideal, predictable conditions. if there's so much as a breeze, the second shot would be off by millimeters.