Women's Restroom Rights

[Strygun]

This was too funny not to post:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/12/04/offbeat.rest.rooms.ap/index.html

[Hamma]

:ugh:

[ultraviolet]

Finally!

[mechaman]

just another person who doesn't have anything better to bitch about

[BUGGER]

Not true, we men have longer lines...but thats just because we all gota go.

[MrVicchio]

This, just shows, people are stupid.

[Rayder]

Banzhaf, who has filed several court complaints, wrote recently that these legal cases show that women are standing up for their rights "even if they can't stand up while exercising those rights."

:lol:

"We don't have the same type of equipment that men have," Clarke said.

Dear God! When did this happen!

[Setari]

now see if it were down to my current school it's a matter of extreme bias towards the girls.....they even have a fuckin couch in their bathroom(dont ask how i know cuz im not tellin :p )and they just recently installed new windows in the girls' building and the guys' building got the old ones from the girls :mad:

[Rayder]

Your school has bathrooms? I can't even find ours....

[Everay]

equality in the modern world

1=2

[Warborn]

That article says women wear more clothing than men. Somehow I find that hard to believe.

[Chaaos]

Banzhaf, who has filed several court complaints, wrote recently that these legal cases show that women are standing up for their rights "even if they can't stand up while exercising those rights."

LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Yah someone else already quoated it but i thought it was just too damn funny.

But in all seriousness, how is having equal numbers of bathrooms creating an unequal environment? It's not our fault they take longer. :boohoo:


HELL IN A HANDBASKET! :flamemad: :evil: :flamemad:

[Dharkbayne]

This makes me angry. :mad:

[Bighoss]

That article says women wear more clothing than men. Somehow I find that hard to believe.

Women wear like half of what men wear. Our shirts fit loosly while there tank tops are skin tight and so are the pants. If they wear shorts there like at least a foot above there knee.

[jupe]

:rolleyes:

not all women dress like sluts.

[Rayder]

Let's go through a list

Bra and panties - 2 - thats one article more than a man would wear... usually.

Shirt - 1

pants/skirt - 1

Socks - 1

Shoes - 1

those things that go on their legs whatever the hell they're called - 1 (or none)

6 or 7 items

Men

underwear - 1

shirt - 1 (undershirt most of the times, so that's 1 or 2)

pants - 1

socks - 1

shoes - 1

5 or 6


And women wear less for super-dressy occastions like weddings

[ultraviolet]

Women generally take longer. We have to untuck shirts, pull pants down, pull undies down, pull pantyhose down, do our thing, then put it all back together. Handwashing is also a must. And how many men take children with them? That's another valid point, I believe. Oh yeah, and don't forget the makeup touching up thingie women do also...

[Rayder]

Men DON'T take children with them, that's cuz we're smart, or we have someone to watch em for us... or we've forgotten them in the car.

[Rbstr]

or we've forgotten them in the car.

happened to me once (i was the forgotten).

[Jaged]

Someone posted something about a "magic cone" a while back that worked like a penis for women allowing them to pee standing up. Why not just dispense these for free in bathrooms. That way women could enjoy the speed and efficiency of the urinal.

[Rayder]

Because retards would be offended by them.

[Jaged]

Then let the retards use traditional bathrooms. It would still significantly reduce the time for most women.

[Rayder]

Still, people would bitch and whine. Then they'll probably bring up a lawsuit, saying how the "magic cone" would be sexist, trying to make women more like men.

[Jaged]

Your right...... I hate humanity :no:

[Rayder]

Of course I'm right. When have I ever not been not right?

[Fenrys]

Not all sluts dress like sluts either ;)

[Spider]

:rolleyes:

not all women dress like sluts.

True... some dress like crack whores! :lol: Ok I admit it's a bad joke plznoban! :love: for jupe!

[Firefly]

:rolleyes:

not all women dress like sluts.

They're called nuns and old ladies.

[Ait'al]

And how many men take children with them? That's another valid point, I believe.


because your parents parents parents and back up have been bitching for htem to take them because the womens bathroom is cleaner and brighter environment! blame your grandmother!

[Firefly]

Because women think its funny or cute to bring their three year old son into the women's restroom, while men know its important for the boy to get an early start on seeing women naked. And because men know it's sheer lunacy to take a small girl into the men's room. Not only is it unhealthy because SOME men can't refrain from pissing on the seat or leaving their pubes all over the place, but you also might run into some sicko who conveniently forgets to zip up and turns around.

That, and women are such pansies that they need a stupid couch in their bathroom, and they have to have spit-shined potties that you could drink out of. It's a lot cleaner in there. Who wants to expose their kids to potential pedophiles and people's piss?

Common sense- the gift of men since the dawn of time, and the bane of women's existence.

[Spider]

My old high school was already like that bathroom bill of rights.

Use boys we had no exterior doors so everyone could look inside the actual bathroom wich is a kind of hall that links two part of the school and it's surrounded by a hall that goes all around... our cabins had doors sure... well some of them... anyways no one would go in there... everyone seemed to have pissing contests inside of them... seeing who can NOT hit the bowl itself... we had crappy green paint but it had turned white with time and chunks fell from time to time. Our sink were actually two big sprinklers with a granit basin so it did one huge half-circle and shot in an arc in every direction whenyou stepped on the thing on the ground... but then again it was always blocked... the mirrors... we had two big square ugly ones... really dirty you could barely see yourself... the urinals were all lined up in perfect exterior view with about 3 inches of distance from each other... and one big bulb in the middle that tried to give some sort of light...

Now for the girls bathroom! It was a smooth pink... had metal doors with no windows painted the same color halogen lighting about 30-to 40 cabins spread out on two sides in the middle a row of sinks that faced both sides so it was a wall with alot of sinks lined up... and big round mirrors... nothing cloged or discusting. Smelled great... something like wild flowers I dunno... ours smelled like urine and shit. How do I know this? I was dragged by an ex of mine in there :lol:. We almost got caught in there too! :lol:.

[jupe]

They're called nuns and old ladies.

how funny. I'm neither a nun nor an old lady.

as for peeing out of a cone, no thanks. I prefer the traditional way.

FYI, not all women take two years to take a piss

[Ait'al]

Quote: Originally Posted by Firefly They're called nuns and old ladies.
how funny. I'm neither a nun nor an old lady.


as for peeing out of a cone, no thanks. I prefer the traditional way.

FYI, not all women take two years to take a piss


pics:

[Firefly]

how funny. I'm neither a nun nor an old lady.
So you're Mormon then?

[ultraviolet]

Meh, some women dress tastefully. Jupe sounds like she's one of those. My sister, on the other hand . . . Let's just say, sometimes I really wonder about her.

[Rayder]

pics:

[Firefly]

And who's to say what "sensibly" is? Is there some Fashion Police running around that decides what we determine as sensible? Uh-oh, I better trade in my jeans, Dropkick Murphys shirt, Doc Martins and suspenders...

[ultraviolet]

No, keep your dropkick murphys shirt!! :)

That's dressing sensibly. ;)

[Firefly]

http://www.theblackwidowcompany.net/imagez/bwcpeople/band3.jpg

Nothing says sensible like a white wig and a green Dropkick Murphys shirt. I hope that makes me a slut...

[Everay]

all men wanna be sluts, its just noone takes advantage of us.

[Sputty]

WTFS!!! It takes me 10 minutes to get out my skin tight leather pants to take a piss and they want more bathrooms?!?!?!!?! DAMN THEM

[Rayder]

Sputty... God gave us shotguns for a reason.

[jupe]

yeah, i really look like an elderly mormon nun.

how about not making assumptions about any certain group and taking things for how they really are?

and FYI, i am an athiest bitch living in sin with her equally athiest boyfriend

GGs

http://fayevalentine.net/me/smilingpics/P1010006.JPG

[Hamma]

popcorn:

[Spider]

...

[ultraviolet]

My boyfriend also has a green Dropkick Murphys shirt. :) I don't have any pics of him in it, but oh well.

Jupe is definitely an example of dressing tastefully. You look great! I'll get pics of my sister sometime... Considering she works for a family law practice, it's kind of scary to see what she wears to work. *shudder*

[jupe]

dropkick murphys fucking rock

i play their music on my radio show from time to time

though, flogging molly is pretty fucking cool, too

[Rayder]

You look like you don't get much sleep jupe.

[jupe]

god forbid the lighting in the store would give that impression

[Khronos]

god forbid the lighting in the store would give that impression

owned.

[Sputty]

Sputty... God gave us shotguns for a reason.
And ruin my pants?
I have enough hide that an anti tank missile couldn't penetrate my skin, but my poor pants....
....
...
Ok, it's a skirt!
Happy now?

[Firefly]

These are my opinions, nothing more.

I don't believe in atheism. I think it's a lame cop-out for sissies who can't stand the idea of some higher power that has any sway whatsoever over their lives, whatever it may be. I also think it's a crutch for people to feel guilt-free about doing whatever they want, regardless of whatever religion's doctrine says its right or wrong. I think people claim to be athiest so they can feel justified in doing whatever they want- for example, the former Soviet Union. They outlawed religion of any form whatsoever and set themselves up as sheer athiests simply so the government could feel guilt-free about imprisoning anyone who said "Standing in line ten hours for a roll of TP is bullshit" or shoot people in the back of the head for looking at the commissar funny.

Presuming I believed the legitimacy of athiesm... if you were a bona fide athiest, you wouldn't believe in sin. After all- if there is no G'd, there is no sin. So "living in sin" isn't a concept that you can even tout- a simple "I live with my boyfriend" would be ample enough explanation, and the whole "athiesm" and "sin" in the same sentence is an oxymoron that unfortunately completely cancels out each other.

How this pertains to women's restroom rights, I neither know nor care. Off-topic is my forte. Restroom rights is a fallacy. You have no RIGHT to anything that's a simple biological function. This is the same as saying "I have the right to blink". No, you sure as hell don't. It's a purely biological and physiological function.

[Chaaos]

These are my opinions, nothing more.

I don't believe in atheism. I think it's a lame cop-out for sissies who can't stand the idea of some higher power that has any sway whatsoever over their lives, whatever it may be. I also think it's a crutch for people to feel guilt-free about doing whatever they want, regardless of whatever religion's doctrine says its right or wrong. I think people claim to be athiest so they can feel justified in doing whatever they want- for example, the former Soviet Union. They outlawed religion of any form whatsoever and set themselves up as sheer athiests simply so the government could feel guilt-free about imprisoning anyone who said "Standing in line ten hours for a roll of TP is bullshit" or shoot people in the back of the head for looking at the commissar funny.

Presuming I believed the legitimacy of athiesm... if you were a bona fide athiest, you wouldn't believe in sin. After all- if there is no G'd, there is no sin. So "living in sin" isn't a concept that you can even tout- a simple "I live with my boyfriend" would be ample enough explanation, and the whole "athiesm" and "sin" in the same sentence is an oxymoron that unfortunately completely cancels out each other.

How this pertains to women's restroom rights, I neither know nor care. Off-topic is my forte. Restroom rights is a fallacy. You have no RIGHT to anything that's a simple biological function. This is the same as saying "I have the right to blink". No, you sure as hell don't. It's a purely biological and physiological function.


Ok, lets not get on the religion kick... but mainly just STFU.

[Everay]

firefly, this thread isnt about how atheism affects the amount of bathrooms women have, nor is it about how atheism lets you wear pants 5 sizes smaller than what you should guilt free, actualy, this thread is derailed a page or two ago

and, i am atheist, and, im prolly the nicest guy around, but that doesnt keep me from telling you to STFU you stupid retard

[jupe]

These are my opinions, nothing more.

I don't believe in atheism. I think it's a lame cop-out for sissies who can't stand the idea of some higher power that has any sway whatsoever over their lives, whatever it may be. I also think it's a crutch for people to feel guilt-free about doing whatever they want, regardless of whatever religion's doctrine says its right or wrong. I think people claim to be athiest so they can feel justified in doing whatever they want- for example, the former Soviet Union. They outlawed religion of any form whatsoever and set themselves up as sheer athiests simply so the government could feel guilt-free about imprisoning anyone who said "Standing in line ten hours for a roll of TP is bullshit" or shoot people in the back of the head for looking at the commissar funny.

Presuming I believed the legitimacy of athiesm... if you were a bona fide athiest, you wouldn't believe in sin. After all- if there is no G'd, there is no sin. So "living in sin" isn't a concept that you can even tout- a simple "I live with my boyfriend" would be ample enough explanation, and the whole "athiesm" and "sin" in the same sentence is an oxymoron that unfortunately completely cancels out each other.

How this pertains to women's restroom rights, I neither know nor care. Off-topic is my forte. Restroom rights is a fallacy. You have no RIGHT to anything that's a simple biological function. This is the same as saying "I have the right to blink". No, you sure as hell don't. It's a purely biological and physiological function.

and these are MY opinions. Nothing more.

I never asked you for your opinion, and this thread isn't about atheism. Live and let live. it's none of your business how strangers on the internet live their lives, so don't fucking preach to them.

[Firefly]

Aww, where's the love, where's the love!

I don't preach. That's not my job. I could care less whether you, or anyone else, asked for it or not. I told you. If every person on this board only gave their opinion or replied when someone asked, there'd be about five threads on this entire forum.

Have a nice day, everyone. Courtesy of my love for humanity. :love:

[jupe]

shit man, that was preaching. the thread isn't even about atheism and you went off on a tangeant about how evil atheists are, etc, ooooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaah.

but it's all good. it just threw me off guard. made me go WTF

[Onizuka]

:lol:

At least Jupes Wallpapers teh rock.

[arctik]

Just make the frikin batrooms bigger, theres nothing I hate more than having to piss and walking down a hall finding nothing but "Women" signs everywhere and one "Men" sign at the end of the hall.

[Rayder]

it's none of your business how strangers on the internet live their lives
That's what you'd LIKE to think.

[Firefly]

it's none of your business how strangers on the internet live their lives
Tell that to the Hamma-camma and the other people who have their webcams up, or their blog sites on how big their morning shit was.

[Aen]

Omfg

[Onizuka]

Tell that to the Hamma-camma and the other people who have their webcams up, or their blog sites on how big their morning shit was.

Hehe, yeah, they are doing that purposely.

[Hamma]

You keep asking to get flamed FireFly cut the shit. There is a name for people like you.

[Firefly]

Aww, after all that loving we had tonight at Enkidu on Ishundar!

[Hamma]

:lol: