View Full Version : The Official POST YOUR HUMPING PIC thread
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:18 PM
In light of jupes thread. I've decided to take pictures of one of my favorite past times, humping inanimate objects.
Rules:
1. Object must be inanimate
Ready! Set! Go!
Me and my spaceheater having some fun.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump2.jpg
Getting groovy with the mop.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump1.jpg
My orgasm face as i do the nasty with my old VCR.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump.jpg
Dharkbayne
2004-01-06, 04:18 PM
:rofl: /me cries
Onizuka
2004-01-06, 04:19 PM
So wrong :rofl:
dscytherulez
2004-01-06, 04:21 PM
Ummm, can I get that mops phone #?
Bighoss
2004-01-06, 04:22 PM
:scared:
ObnoxiousFrog
2004-01-06, 04:24 PM
Oh. Fucking. Snap.
Onizuka
2004-01-06, 04:25 PM
Oh. Fucking. Snap.
Oh. Fucking. Gross*
Khronos
2004-01-06, 04:25 PM
roflmao that is so awesome
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:26 PM
Post your pics guys :(
BTW, This thread will be epic.
Onizuka
2004-01-06, 04:27 PM
Post your pics guys :(
BTW, This thread will be epic.
I predict 3 pages at least by tomorrow.... unless hamma locks it.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:29 PM
Why lock it? This is a legitimate thread folks. I expect you guys to participate, don't dissapoint me.
BTW,
<+AGN-Squeeky> I'm tempted to go downstairs and see if anyone will let me hump them for my thread
Jennyboo
2004-01-06, 04:34 PM
omfg Wrong! :P
Hamma
2004-01-06, 04:37 PM
This is officially the worst PSU thread evar
Vitter
2004-01-06, 04:38 PM
Damnit. I tried taking a pic of me humping my GF's teddy kitten but she clobbered me w a pillow :(
Hamma
2004-01-06, 04:39 PM
btw too bad the space heater wasnt plugged in at the time, would have been some hotT action
Onizuka
2004-01-06, 04:40 PM
:rofl:
I need to get in irc more often.
Khronos
2004-01-06, 04:41 PM
btw too bad the space heater wasnt plugged in at the time, would have been some hotT action
hahahaa :rofl:
i would have loved that 'oh face' :)
Confectrix
2004-01-06, 04:45 PM
Unbelievable. Really.
:nono:
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:47 PM
So, my chair started to give it to me in the butt.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump3.jpg
Then the chair came up front and i busted inside that hot 4 legged wooden piece of hotness.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump4.jpg
Then the ironing board came up and joined in, it was a 3some!
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump5.jpg
Khronos
2004-01-06, 04:48 PM
i love the tissue box, there to wipe up the mess eh? :brow:
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:49 PM
But of course
THrONeBeaST
2004-01-06, 04:50 PM
:scared:
Onizuka
2004-01-06, 04:51 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Flashingfish
2004-01-06, 04:53 PM
*posts for first time in ages*
SQUEEKY YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCKER. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, EXCEPT MOVED FROM IMMATURITY TO DOWNRIGHT UTTER STUPIDNESS.
KTHX GOODBYE
;D
Mauser
2004-01-06, 04:55 PM
What happened PSU, you used to be cool.
Just kidding.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:56 PM
*posts for first time in ages*
SQUEEKY YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCKER. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, EXCEPT MOVED FROM IMMATURITY TO DOWNRIGHT UTTER STUPIDNESS.
KTHX GOODBYE
;D
I liked it better when you didn't post.
BTW, You are just jealous of the fact that i'm having sex with furniture and YOU aren't. :love:
Dharkbayne
2004-01-06, 04:58 PM
hyaha
Hamma
2004-01-06, 04:58 PM
I should really lock this thread
Flashingfish
2004-01-06, 04:58 PM
You're right. I liked it better when I didn't post either. Damn forum whore.
Oh and the fact I had sex with a real female today does nothing to further my jealousy. Does it.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 04:59 PM
:tear: plz dont.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 05:01 PM
Oh and the fact I had sex with a real female today does nothing to further my jealousy. Does it.
a real female as opposed to a fake one? cool man, but that's just gross.
Men/Furniture>Women
Hamma
2004-01-06, 05:01 PM
Don't bring real live women into this, its called a joke :lol:
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 05:01 PM
wow, I never in my life ever saw this thread coming.... amazing. simply amazing. bravo for sheer randomness and complete ubsurdity. :clap:
Everay
2004-01-06, 05:04 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: indeed, and the scary thing is, for a moment, i considered posting such a picture.
Exano
2004-01-06, 05:04 PM
oh this is the BEST THREAD EVAR
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 05:05 PM
I love it when people take me seriously. I mean, i'm humping furniture for pete's sake. 99.9% of the shit i say online is joking. And thank god 85% of the people i fraternize with realize this, on the other hand, we have those dime a dozen folks who think i really do hump furniture and i'm a promiscuous homosexual.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 05:06 PM
Everay, you HAVE to post a picture man. Cmon :lol:
Jennyboo
2004-01-06, 05:10 PM
Dear God!! *rolls eyes* humm kinky wrong
SkunkPunk
2004-01-06, 05:12 PM
:bananasex: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Squeeky = teh :drunk: ?
BUGGER
2004-01-06, 05:34 PM
You should have a website just devoted to that. :lol:
Smaug
2004-01-06, 05:46 PM
Heres me humping the camera although you can't see it too well
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/camerah.jpg
and heres me giving some finger action to the floppy
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/FloppyF.jpg
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 05:54 PM
Better pics plz :(
lies
there are no women irl
we are just a figment of your imagination
Smaug
2004-01-06, 05:58 PM
Thats the best I have unless I want my mom to take the pics of me, and somehow I feel that might be awkward.
Setari
2004-01-06, 05:59 PM
Thats the best I have unless I want my mom to take the pics of me, and somehow I feel that might be awkward.
:lol:
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 05:59 PM
Does your camera have a timer?
You could always hold it with one hand and hump with the other.
FlakMan
2004-01-06, 06:00 PM
http://www.furnitureporn.com
har-har Smaug is bleeding he put out so hard! :lol:
Smaug
2004-01-06, 06:02 PM
Does your camera have a timer?
You could always hold it with one hand and hump with the other.
Unfortunately I'm not that coordinated :(
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 06:03 PM
Well, suck it up and ask your mom. :lol:
Smaug
2004-01-06, 06:04 PM
That sounds wrong in so many ways.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-06, 06:04 PM
omg this is getting out of hand....how can a thread like this get 4 pages in 2 days?
Dharkbayne
2004-01-06, 06:09 PM
One day, nungplat.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 06:09 PM
omg this is getting out of hand....how can a thread like this get 4 pages in 2 days?
You mean 2 hours?
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 06:13 PM
Looks like someone smoke themself retarded.
Smaug
2004-01-06, 06:13 PM
This box is reported to be jetraiden's mom
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/wafers.jpg
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 06:14 PM
omg... now I'm gonna have to find a way ot take a humping pic.... wts... this is so wrong.
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 06:14 PM
:lol: sweet smaug. your my hero
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 06:15 PM
Omg Mom No!!!!
Everay
2004-01-06, 06:16 PM
hit, take the humping pic, with your ninja gear on. if you dont wanna be seen.
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 06:17 PM
ahh good idea...
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 06:20 PM
If this was my first time at PSU I wouldnt know what to think.
Ninja pics?
HUMPING pics?
wts? is this planetside?
BUGGER
2004-01-06, 06:28 PM
:lol: this thread is so fucked up.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-06, 06:29 PM
:lol: this thread is so fucked up.
:nod:
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 07:38 PM
The white ninja strikes again!
For the Empire!!!! (the roman empire that is)
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/roman.jpg
Take that Microsoft!!!!
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/xbox.jpg
AztecWarrior
2004-01-06, 07:42 PM
:speechless:
Rbstr
2004-01-06, 07:48 PM
WE all need soem help, iwould post pic but i don't knw ware teh cammera is
Squeeky
2004-01-06, 07:48 PM
:rofl: nice man.
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 08:24 PM
:rofl:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! onemanarmy send that to microsoft with a message that says: FUCK YOU!! I'd pay to see how they respond.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-06, 08:28 PM
that would be cool we gotta do that...even though i love my xbox
Setari
2004-01-06, 08:38 PM
lol yea OMA gave new meaning to Fuck Microsoft!!
ViperGTS
2004-01-06, 08:55 PM
I would take a pic.....but sadly all of the furniture runs when I come near.......... :scared: They know things.......they are very very afraid.
HawkEye
2004-01-06, 09:23 PM
:lol: :rofl: this is a funny thread.
Robot
2004-01-06, 10:04 PM
if i ever become president, my first target for nuclear bombardment will be this thread for scarring my virgin eyes
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 10:05 PM
so far ive only see three peopel put up a pic... come on all you humpers... dont make me get hte great white ninja after you!
:lol: this is funny, considering the only one to post pictures was the first one. :rofl:
Bighoss
2004-01-06, 10:24 PM
okay this thread is growing way way too fast, 75 responses within a couple hours...
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 10:25 PM
Im surprised how fast people posted those pics. as soon as they see the thread they're like "OMG I have to hump something and show it to people!"
Squick
2004-01-06, 10:31 PM
Bleh, too retarded to even make me laugh.
Aren't most of you guys in high school? Aren't you worried someone is gona print these pics out and plaster them to every wall in the school?
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 10:34 PM
...which is why we dont know our real names, or where we go to school. duh.
Squick
2004-01-06, 10:37 PM
...which is why we dont know our real names, or where we go to school. duh.
I'm sure there are at least five people on this board that know who Squeeky is...
He has posted what city he is in and what grade he is in. Someone who's parent was a police officer could get all of last year's year books and look at pics to find which school and what his real name is.
The Internet wasn't around when I was in high school, but I sure as hell know kids would take every chance possible to be cruel back then; and I highly doubt people have changed.
JetRaiden
2004-01-06, 10:39 PM
I dont think anyone would go through all that trouble just to fuck squeeky over. its not worth it. well....maybe....but still if everyone here is sitting in front of a computer right now I doubt they'd go there and try to do that.
Strygun
2004-01-06, 10:40 PM
i refuse to respond to such a stupid thread.
doh.
Squick
2004-01-06, 10:48 PM
I dont think anyone would go through all that trouble just to fuck squeeky over. its not worth it. well....maybe....but still if everyone here is sitting in front of a computer right now I doubt they'd go there and try to do that.
Maybe students have less motivation now in days... My friends and I would spare no effort in ruining our enemies, and in return we expected no mercy.
I just see ~20 hours of research and Squeeky's life would become hell for the rest of his high school time. And judging by the amount of people I have ran into online in games, other boards, and chat rooms that live within two miles of me, I would have to imagine someone between 14 and 18 lives within a few miles of Squeeky, doesn't he live somewhere really populated?
I just worry for ya Squeeky... I had a pretty good high school time, but I saw plenty of 'game-enders' when it comes to embarassing moments. Come here Squeeky, give me a hug... Yeah, doesn't that feel good?
<insert Squick humping Squeeky's ear picture>
<edit>
Best I can do...
http://squick.cc/peepshow1.gif
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 10:55 PM
maybe some of us just arn't quite the assholes you expect out of the human race. jsut a bunch of people having a good laugh. :D
hey 1024 didnt you see the other peoples pic? ;)
Hamma
2004-01-06, 11:10 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I am not humping something for you guys, I just cant.
Setari
2004-01-06, 11:11 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I am not humping something for you guys, I just cant.
that would get photoshopped to hell :p
EarlyDawn
2004-01-06, 11:11 PM
:lol:
Jennyboo
2004-01-06, 11:16 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I am not humping something for you guys, I just cant.
Omg! why not *cries like baby*
sandmtrailboss
2004-01-06, 11:19 PM
Haha , Its the new Star Wars Kid! Its only a matter of time before 50'000 kids download those pics off of kazaa lol.
OneManArmy
2004-01-06, 11:26 PM
RAWR!!!! the white ninja strikes!!!!
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/hump3.jpg
xmodum
2004-01-06, 11:28 PM
omfg , this is the second best thread evar(first being the hot chick picture thread :D nice 1 there too squeeky :) )btw , nice avartar neon apocalypse :D, i hope squeeky sees it , thats pretty funny , looks like that chair did him in pretty good :lol:
EarlyDawn
2004-01-06, 11:30 PM
This thread = win
eXoSloth
2004-01-06, 11:47 PM
RAWR!!!! the white ninja strikes!!!!
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/hump3.jpg
Holy
Fucking
Shit
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Dharkbayne
2004-01-07, 01:49 AM
xmodum, did you ask for permission to use that pic? BTW, it's way to fucking big for a sig, your signature is gonna get pwnxt, up the ass.
EDIT: When I posted that, I noticed that the quote on the top was "Sigbot just deleted my right arm!"
Dharkbayne
2004-01-07, 01:52 AM
:rofl: Hamma, just one pic?
:doh: sry, double post, I read threads backwards
eXoSloth
2004-01-07, 01:56 AM
His whole sig won't even fit on my screen. (I'm running 1024x768)
ROFLMAO!
I'll probably post tomorrow....hehe......
Sputty
2004-01-07, 05:27 AM
Someone castrate squeeky.
Pic up soon
Sputty
2004-01-07, 05:41 AM
http://knollsoft.com/sputty/hump.JPG
Better pic up later today with bigger thing
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 07:30 AM
:rofl: you guys fucking rock. Keep it going.
Oh, and for the record, the line between my internet life and my real life is so thin that i wouldnt be surprised if my brother has seen this thread already. I showed this thread to plenty of my friends, and posting these pictures at my school would do nothing. Were you guys surprised a thread like this came from me of all people? No. So neither will my friends. I think it would be pretty hillarious to see those pictures around school, that would fucking rock.
Firefly
2004-01-07, 07:50 AM
I'd post pix of me dry-humping an inanimate object, but I have a very high clearance and a job in the intel community, I think that would probably get my clearance yanked and my job changed to truck driver.
No thanks.
Indecisive
2004-01-07, 08:16 AM
Thats what NINJA humping is for. Duh.
Retroactive
2004-01-07, 08:33 AM
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/hump3.jpg
:lol:
TheRagingGerbil
2004-01-07, 11:58 AM
O_
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-07, 01:43 PM
:lol: this thread rules
Hamma
2004-01-07, 02:16 PM
OMA hit that shit hard
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 02:25 PM
OMA fucked me in the ass. Sweet! :rock:
xmodum
2004-01-07, 03:34 PM
Dhark, as u can probly see , i have changed my sig :) cuz it was to big. plus i thought squeeky would probly get hamma to rip all my forums abilities for a day :D , maybe not but i still took a way plus the fact that that pic got siged to death
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 03:42 PM
OMA fucked me in the ass. Sweet! :rock:
What are you saying, it's better with him? :mad: :lol:
Hamma
2004-01-07, 04:38 PM
I see a strange love triangle forming
ORANGE
2004-01-07, 04:43 PM
Umm was it wrong for me to beat off to those images oops:
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 04:43 PM
Umm was it wrong for me to beat off to those images oops:
Very. Now come here.
Mr1337Duck
2004-01-07, 05:20 PM
You should hope nobody from your area sees that or your high school life will be fucked up the ass.
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 05:43 PM
You should hope nobody from your area sees that or your high school life will be fucked up the ass.
Oh, and for the record, the line between my internet life and my real life is so thin that i wouldnt be surprised if my brother has seen this thread already. I showed this thread to plenty of my friends, and posting these pictures at my school would do nothing. Were you guys surprised a thread like this came from me of all people? No. So neither will my friends. I think it would be pretty hillarious to see those pictures around school, that would fucking rock.
Spider
2004-01-07, 05:53 PM
Squeeks is a class clown! WOoooOOooOOt! I was too didnt care what happened! Until the incident! DUN DUN DUN!
The incident being pushed out of the locker room with nothing but a towel... wich was then removed by the same idiots who pushed me out*cough* :ugh:. Let's just say it gets pretty akward when you get pushed out near the photograph of the school paper! :ugh:. That girl was running and gigling so hard after she took that picture! Damnit! Made me popular with some of the ladies but made me the laughing stock of the guys! (the evident you have a small one but the girls didnt say that AT ALL! :lol: ) Wich I didnt mind really wasnt all that popular with the guys being the Goth and all!
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 05:58 PM
With Hamma posing with his underoos on his head. I ran and got my camera, flipped open the shutter and took a pic of me humping that sexy beast.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump6.jpg
Then he made me so hot and horny, that i decided to ride him til the break of dawn. OHH YA BABY!
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump7.jpg
Khronos
2004-01-07, 06:00 PM
:rofl::rofl:
so hawt. i want some lovin, squeeky :(
Rayder
2004-01-07, 06:01 PM
Either you gots yourself a super-strong desk, or you don't weigh a thing.
Hamma
2004-01-07, 06:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Dharkbayne
2004-01-07, 06:06 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
X8
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 06:10 PM
Either you gots yourself a super-strong desk, or you don't weigh a thing.
Look at the first pic. It's a fucking fold-up card table :rofl:. I lost alot of weight.
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-07, 06:11 PM
THIS THREAD IS GOING AT 160MPH!!!111 ZOOOOOOOM.
best.thread.EVAR!!!!!!1111 :SCREAMS:
THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER CONCEIVED.
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 06:11 PM
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump8.jpg
Oh baby, Hamma you make me moist.
I Hate Pants
2004-01-07, 06:12 PM
http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay.jpg
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-07, 06:12 PM
You Got That Right
I Hate Pants
2004-01-07, 06:15 PM
:bananasex :boohoo:
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 06:36 PM
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump9.jpg
Fucking the vacuum GANGSTA STYLE
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 06:37 PM
o shit! break it down!!! hmm...
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-07, 06:39 PM
all you need in the other hand is a blunt, a big platinum chain, a doorag and your good, get those then post
JetRaiden
2004-01-07, 06:40 PM
I don't think I'll ever get over this thread.
SkunkPunk
2004-01-07, 06:45 PM
k im starting a gambling pool on what squeeky is gonna hump next
i put 1000 outfit points on a pillow!
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-07, 06:46 PM
a bag of vaseline...
HawkEye
2004-01-07, 06:50 PM
squeeky must love that vaccum.
ultraviolet
2004-01-07, 06:52 PM
When I get home, I'm having dinner and probably hanging out for a bit. After that, I'm SO taking a picture of me with the Dawn power scrubber (a battery-operated dishwashing tool). :grin:
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 07:03 PM
I found this hot lil redhead just sittin' all alone in the corner, so I was like sup babe? why don't we go hang out in my room. and next thing you know....
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/red.jpg
got down n dirty.
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/red1.jpg
then she just got freaky (she loves that ninja stick)
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/red3.jpg
Khronos
2004-01-07, 07:07 PM
:lol:
im dying laughing so hard
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 07:07 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
<3 for PSU
It's the new craze of the webbernet! Vacuum humping shirt ninjas!
ultraviolet
2004-01-07, 07:19 PM
Either you gots yourself a super-strong desk, or you don't weigh a thing.
He doesn't weigh a thing. I can pick him up pretty easily. =p
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 07:20 PM
:rofl: OMA. You fucking rock man.
Indecisive
2004-01-07, 07:21 PM
PSU is easily the strangest community. Evah.
He doesn't weigh a thing. I can pick him up pretty easily. =)
How far can you throw him?
ultraviolet
2004-01-07, 07:25 PM
Haven't tried. =p
Hamma
2004-01-07, 07:56 PM
:lol:
Dharkbayne
2004-01-07, 08:14 PM
holy shit, 1,635 views...
Dude, this thread is the weirdest thread evarr. But it's only second best, right behind the offical ninja pic thread.
Hamma
2004-01-07, 08:22 PM
I concur.
JetRaiden
2004-01-07, 08:26 PM
Who would've thought that 2 of the greatest threads evar would start on teh same day?
AztecWarrior
2004-01-07, 08:30 PM
15 pages by tonight.
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 08:31 PM
And several good humpings by this morning.
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 08:39 PM
More humping pics when by batteries on my digi cam recharge :rofl:.
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 08:43 PM
oh man i feel a hump off coming on... :lol:
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 08:44 PM
/me pulls up a lawn chair
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 08:44 PM
thats a good idea
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 08:54 PM
OMA, i am the hump master. I am however willing to take you under my wing as a humping apprentice.
SkunkPunk
2004-01-07, 09:13 PM
dude i gotta get a webcam/digital cam
xmodum
2004-01-07, 09:13 PM
:scared: dont u feel like this thread has gone to far?..........
hmmm.. maybe not , :D squeeky and OMA pwns all other humpers!!!!!
arctik
2004-01-07, 09:35 PM
I got the same comp case as smaug :o
ViperGTS
2004-01-07, 09:39 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! This shit is weird. My god I am going to take my skateboard and bash my brains out!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh: :doh:
HawkEye
2004-01-07, 09:43 PM
this one of the best threads i have read at PSU its freaking funnay. and OMA the vaccums just lub u.
Smaug
2004-01-07, 09:46 PM
Telescope hump
http://members.cox.net/dfenner/images/telescope.jpg
JetRaiden
2004-01-07, 09:47 PM
Is it just me or is this starting to get competitive?
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 10:23 PM
It can get competitive as all hell, but i will always be the hump master.
JetRaiden
2004-01-07, 10:27 PM
Quite an admirable feat. :rolleyes:
xmodum
2004-01-07, 10:35 PM
wish i had a digital cam , but u guys prob wouldnt want me to post the humping pics tho , im udles of ugle stacked into a body :(
:D
I Hate Pants
2004-01-07, 10:55 PM
(shitty quality)
http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/19/51/ihatepants/1/2.jpg
Put a hole right through China! :eek:
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 11:03 PM
wait a minute.. squeek if oyur hte humping master, and I humped you (as clearly shown by the photographic evidence) what does that make me? ;)
I rest my case. It takes real skill to do it roman style.
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/rack.jpg
then this old printer jumped on me, she opened printer tray to me and I couldn't resist.
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/printer.jpg
Then to top off the night my old Mother board made a booty call to yours truely, so I busted a move and did my ninja thang.
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/mobo1.jpg
http://pie.undead.net/stuff/mobo2.jpg
Squeeky
2004-01-07, 11:07 PM
Dude, i already did the old printer bit. Nice touch with the old mobo, fuck that dirty circuit. I'm about to go and visit my friend, otherwise i'd take some pics to counter your post.
xmodum
2004-01-07, 11:10 PM
over 2,000 veiws in less than 2 days :D
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 11:11 PM
All because it has the word "hump" in it used in reference to sex.
xmodum
2004-01-07, 11:15 PM
,yep , and theres alot of either lonely men here , or 11 year old kids that want to see porn on their favorite gaming website
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 11:17 PM
all i can say is with all this free ninja humping you guys get to see I would hope a custom title is a possibility. ;) or PSU will be humped....
hell I'll probally hump it anyways.
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 11:19 PM
Yeah, OMA needs a custom title. How about Ninja Humper....well...maybe not.
xmodum
2004-01-07, 11:19 PM
http://www.ihumpthings.com/submittedpics/objects/images/124-2478_IMG.jpg
pwned :D , note this is note me , i just went to the internet and looked up "humping objects pics" , wuts funny tho is most of the links were porn :eek:
http://www.ihumpthings.com/submittedpics/objects/images/AUT_0231.jpg
:huh: :scared:
SkunkPunk
2004-01-07, 11:20 PM
LMFAO i dunno i think OMA is beating u squeeky, u gotta go all out man! btw thanks for the sig dude!
http://www.ihumpthings.com/submittedpics/objects/images/124-2478_IMG.jpg
pwned :D , note this is note me , i just went to the internet and looked up "humping objects pics" , wuts funny tho is most of the links were porn :eek:
yea what the hell were u expecting?
OneManArmy
2004-01-07, 11:22 PM
lol your welcome.... kind of running out of things to hump in my room. gonna have to take my digital camera to town tomorrow... muahah!!!
Onizuka
2004-01-07, 11:22 PM
My friend and I took his christmas reindeer in the street in broad daylight and humped the living crap outta them. They were basically a bunch of wires that looked like a nearly life size reindeer. It was histerical especially becuase said friend is a stoner. lmao
xmodum
2004-01-07, 11:23 PM
yea what the hell were u expecting?
ummm.... it was a joke , but i guess im not funny :( so that makes up for it
well... not really
Everay
2004-01-08, 12:19 AM
ill get some pics up tommorow.
and i wont be copying OMA as a ninja, it was my idea first
OneManArmy
2004-01-08, 12:21 AM
:p no worries plenty of ninja action to go around!
Everay
2004-01-08, 12:34 AM
indeed, but there are whores out there, you know
Zatrais
2004-01-08, 06:48 AM
Best thread, ever.
Squeeky
2004-01-08, 10:09 AM
:lol:
I gotta get to humping, i'm slacking. No one can beat the gangsta hump, or my 30some. I AM THE HUMP MASTER, dont underestimate my humping powers.
Corrosion
2004-01-08, 12:09 PM
Best thread, ever.
Paingiver
2004-01-08, 03:56 PM
tis thread sums up he reason why the international public frowns on americans. :groovy:
SkunkPunk
2004-01-08, 04:32 PM
hurry some one hump something! the thread isnt at like top 3 on the page!! were doomed!
Everay
2004-01-08, 05:43 PM
owned by village photos, BRB
Indecisive
2004-01-08, 05:45 PM
Prawned by villagephotos.
Everay
2004-01-08, 05:46 PM
some tool took a picture of me asleep, after gettin wasted
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/ninja1.jpg
i saw the flash, in my deep sleep, since im a ninja, and got up and kicked his ass
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/ninja2.jpg
JetRaiden
2004-01-08, 06:04 PM
:lol:
ouch. any hangover?
loud noises and sudden flashes always give me a headache after that.
JetRaiden
2004-01-08, 06:06 PM
:lol:
I gotta get to humping, i'm slacking. No one can beat the gangsta hump, or my 30some. I AM THE HUMP MASTER, dont underestimate my humping powers.
I'll keep that in mind next time I hump an inanimate object.
Hamma
2004-01-08, 06:08 PM
omg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
did you have a cigarette after? hahah
SkunkPunk
2004-01-08, 06:08 PM
funny, but u werent humping anything, at least u didnt take pics D:
Everay
2004-01-08, 06:10 PM
no, i dont like to smoke, but humping inanimate objects after getting drunk is fine.
Hamma
2004-01-08, 06:10 PM
The humping was implied
Biohazzard56
2004-01-08, 06:40 PM
I made a movie, about this particular topic
http://staff.planetside-universe.com/biohazzard56/SBGB.wmv
Enjoy!
OneManArmy
2004-01-08, 07:01 PM
J00 WILL NOT FORGET MY NAME BIATCH!!!!!
prepare to be humped
Corrosion
2004-01-08, 07:19 PM
It's pretty sad that he forgot teh great OMA!
Squeeky
2004-01-08, 09:40 PM
:rofl: great vid.
AztecWarrior
2004-01-08, 09:43 PM
:lol: @ video!
Black
2004-01-08, 09:52 PM
:rofl: <at video of course
HawkEye
2004-01-08, 10:33 PM
:lol: that video was fricking funny :rofl:
Lonehunter
2004-01-08, 10:56 PM
How the hell are these the same people?
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/Squeeky.jpg
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/Squeeky2.jpg
AztecWarrior
2004-01-08, 10:57 PM
hax
Squeeky
2004-01-08, 10:57 PM
How are they not?
Corrosion
2004-01-08, 10:58 PM
They both always wear a hat.
P.S. While the Lounge was loading the status bar said "loading www.ihumpthings.com"
Corrosion
2004-01-08, 11:01 PM
This is not me.
http://www.ihumpthings.com/submittedpics/images/jackgorilla2.jpg
dscytherulez
2004-01-08, 11:29 PM
Hahahaha, wow...this thread...yeah...OMGWTFBBQ.
-_-;;
Hamma
2004-01-08, 11:29 PM
Only post humping pics if they are you
Corrosion
2004-01-09, 01:44 AM
I'm gonna go on a humping rampage with the camera.
ultraviolet
2004-01-09, 02:29 AM
Well first I was really horny and wanted anything!
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/any.JPG
Then I tried the candle.
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/candle.JPG
Then a really nice girl came by to help me. Her name is Dawn, and she's a battery-operated power scrubber.
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/dawn.JPG
But her batteries went out, so I went to the battery charger. His name is Energizer.
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/energizer.JPG
That didn't work, so I tried out my mouse. Oh, Logitech, you've changed the meaning of double-clicking my mouse!
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/mouse.JPG
In the end, I reverted to old ways and went back to the stapler.
http://s88929875.onlinehome.us/ChelleBelle/stapler.JPG
But THAT didn't even work! =( Can someone help?
Everay
2004-01-09, 02:47 AM
O_
Everay
2004-01-09, 03:36 AM
anywho, noone really comented about my pictures :(
OneManArmy
2004-01-09, 04:49 AM
.... omg... guess its time to step this up a bit. competitions getting tough in here.
some tool took a picture of me asleep, after gettin wasted
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/ninja1.jpg
i saw the flash, in my deep sleep, since im a ninja, and got up and kicked his ass
http://www.planetsideimages.com/uploads/ninja2.jpg
AHAHAHAHA :rofl: :lol: :clap:
ultraviolet
2004-01-09, 12:58 PM
omg uv, hahahaha
what can I say, I had fun with it. :D
Corrosion
2004-01-09, 01:05 PM
I'd hit Dawn.
Dharkbayne
2004-01-09, 01:06 PM
:rofl:
:ugh: this is wrong on far too many levels to even begin to count.
shame.....shame on all of you
Corrosion
2004-01-09, 01:36 PM
I want xuur to hump something.
xuur humps as often as he can...which is (Im sure to you folks who consider me so ancient that I fart dust) surprisingly often....but unlike the shots here...I prefer a living breathing human partner of an opposing gender.
I do however draw the line at posting pics (for which Im not paid, that is).
PS: yeah, ok..the UV ones were kinda cool. the rest of you...shame on you.
Corrosion
2004-01-09, 01:55 PM
I'll give you a penny.
ha! I dont reveal my techniques for less than $1k....each. mainly because it will ruin your woman for any other man for all time. *nod*
send cash only to www.iwannabeasexualtyrannosaurus.rex
small unmarked bills only.
when full payment is received...I'll forward my secrets. :evil:
Squeeky
2004-01-09, 04:01 PM
Oh man Chelle, that's good stuff. (notice the i <3 my geek shirt) :lol:
Onizuka
2004-01-09, 11:25 PM
Wow, Im glad sexuality is so open here at PSU.
Corrosion
2004-01-09, 11:27 PM
^^^^HOMO!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^
j/k
Onizuka
2004-01-09, 11:43 PM
How the hell did you come to the that conclusion. (which is false :p)
Lemme rephrase: Its amazing how people at PSU talk about humping and genitals so loosely.
:lol:
xmodum
2004-01-10, 12:12 AM
wow uv...... when i went to this thread my borther was behind me , then he saw u on the table and thought i was on a p0rn site :doh: and im only 14 , but he's 18 ,so he almost freaked about the thought of me looking at p0rn :D btw , neat pics :drools: :bananasex
Khronos
2004-01-10, 12:17 AM
Its amazing how people at PSU talk about humping and genitals so loosely.
:lol:
whats this talk of loose genitals?!
HawkEye
2004-01-10, 12:45 AM
:confused:
Dharkbayne
2004-01-10, 04:30 PM
:lol:
scarpas
2004-01-10, 04:34 PM
DUDE, THAT IS MESSED UP :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :scared: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Corrosion
2004-01-10, 05:39 PM
HUMP STUfF!
Squeeky
2004-01-10, 06:07 PM
I snuck up on this hot teddy bear, lookin all innocent.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump10.jpg
I checked out his hot package, oh baby, you are packin heat arent you.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump11.jpg
I wen't for it, i lubed him up and oh baby did we have fun.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump13.jpg
We practiced da numba sixty nine ooh!
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump14.jpg
Then i opened up the backdoor again, busting inside.
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump15.jpg
And here is me and teddy chilling after a nice hump session
http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Hump12.jpg
Dharkbayne
2004-01-10, 06:09 PM
:rofl: last one is :withx:
Squeeky
2004-01-10, 06:09 PM
You sure it is? Showing up for me!
Hamma
2004-01-10, 06:11 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Corrosion
2004-01-10, 06:11 PM
:rofl:
Squeeky
2004-01-10, 06:15 PM
k, sorry bout that. My humping pics had a bug, v2.0 released.
Dharkbayne
2004-01-10, 08:26 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-10, 08:43 PM
we need more humping pics, from other people than squeeky
Retroactive
2004-01-10, 10:18 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Retroactive
2004-01-10, 10:39 PM
btw, nice avatar Neon =D
Everay
2004-01-10, 11:21 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
xmodum
2004-01-10, 11:35 PM
omfg it took destroyeron's "The Project" took like a month to get to over 250 posts, this 1 only under a week :eek:
sPooT
2004-01-11, 02:09 PM
I mean, i'm humping furniture for pete's sake. 99.9% of the shit i say online is joking.
lies
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