ultraviolet
2004-01-08, 02:41 AM
Someone pretends to know you well and doesn't read the conversation closely. Read the hilarity ensuing Squeeky's first visit with me and the lovely insights added by my coworkers. This is the most hilarious aim log I have. :D
Me: hiya tommy!
Me: dave says hi
Him: hi
Him: how was the first night?
Me: went really well
Him: what you guys do?
Me: well, it started with some shots of raspberry vodka
Him: lol
Me: and... i think i made a mistake last nite
Me: it's kind of embarrassing
Him: lol whatr did you do?
Me: i don't know if i can face anyone after this..
Me: it just started with cuddling
Him: lolol
Me: it is NOT funny
Him: k
Him: then what?
Me: i did something very very bad
Him: oooooooooook
Me: but i can tell you something
Me: sex on the beach is amazing
Him: hah
Him: i knewwwwwwww it would happennnnn
Me: and 15 year olds have AMAZING endurance!
Him: sooooo you dont regret it?
Me: we just kinda woke up this morning
Me: and came home
Me: i don't know how it happened, and i can't believe
that happened
Him: scary, no?
Me: it was a surprise to me but i can't say it was bad
Him: lol..
Me: i wanted to make some brownies this morning, to make
us feel better... but i just couldn't do it
Him: i find it entertaining cause like, you said it would
NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN
Him: then the first night
Him: bam
Me: it's kind of awkward now, you know, after the bust
inside
Me: and at the end... he was like "own3d!" ....but then
again he was pretty drunk
Him: brb
Me: k
Me: you know what? nevermind
Auto response from Him: I have obviously forgotten my computer
is on, bbl :|
Him: k back
Me: yay
Him: haha he said owned?
Me: yes
Me: and then this morning...we tried to laugh about it
but it didn't work
Him: how didnt it work?
Me: because it was kinda awkward
Me: so we went back to my room
Me: and then it just became round 2
Him: this morning?
Me: yes
Him: mmmkay
Him: so .. rofl
Me: ahhhh it's not funny =(
Me: i took this kid's virginity!
Me: :O
Him: KID
Him: damn chelle
Me: but last nite
Me: afterwards
Me: we went over to ihop
Him: i thought you would like not fuck him
Me: and... i could see it in the fat waitress' eyes
Me: she knew what was up
Me: (him)
Me: especially after he started going crazy with the
strawberries and maple syrup
Him: hes almost 25% younger than you are ;p
Me: i was thinking of you the whole time
Him: and you did him, twice! thats breaking the rule of 7!
19/2 + 7 = 16+
Me: ;-)
Him: liessss, dont gimmie dat shit
Me: and then.. we had waffles and lots of whipped cream
fun
Him: wow
Him: so
Him: after like he got there you had no problem with sleeping
with him?
Me: welll... you know me, pancakes are one of my hot
buttons
Me: man, just thinking about those pancakes... i hope no
one sees me blushing over here!
Me: you know, the stapler's just the right size
Him: wtfff
Him: what about the stapler?
Me: i'm wearing a skirt
Me: and i'm behind the desk
Me: and... just thinking about the pancakes and last nite
Me: it's just getting me so excited
Him: jesus
Me: well you know i'm a nympho, sheesh
Him: well
Him: thought you could hold it better than that heh
Me: last nite was very liberating
Me: just wait 'til YOU get up here!
Me: ;)
Him: :o
Me: there's something about all those syrup choices at
ihop
Him: lol
Me: we had to run to the back of the kitchen and went
after the waffle cooking person
Me: (with whipped cream and strawberries)
Him: lol why?
Me: we were drunk... and horny
Him: how many shots you guys do?
Me: and he took some very racy pics
Me: oh i lost count
Him: lol
Me: but screwing and waffles help with the hangover
Me: damn, the stapler didn't work
Me: i hope nobody needs a pen....
Him: heh
Me: yum
Him: lol
Him: k ima go
Him: hf i guess heh
Him: later ;p
He signed off at 4:49:44 PM.
Me: hiya tommy!
Me: dave says hi
Him: hi
Him: how was the first night?
Me: went really well
Him: what you guys do?
Me: well, it started with some shots of raspberry vodka
Him: lol
Me: and... i think i made a mistake last nite
Me: it's kind of embarrassing
Him: lol whatr did you do?
Me: i don't know if i can face anyone after this..
Me: it just started with cuddling
Him: lolol
Me: it is NOT funny
Him: k
Him: then what?
Me: i did something very very bad
Him: oooooooooook
Me: but i can tell you something
Me: sex on the beach is amazing
Him: hah
Him: i knewwwwwwww it would happennnnn
Me: and 15 year olds have AMAZING endurance!
Him: sooooo you dont regret it?
Me: we just kinda woke up this morning
Me: and came home
Me: i don't know how it happened, and i can't believe
that happened
Him: scary, no?
Me: it was a surprise to me but i can't say it was bad
Him: lol..
Me: i wanted to make some brownies this morning, to make
us feel better... but i just couldn't do it
Him: i find it entertaining cause like, you said it would
NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN
Him: then the first night
Him: bam
Me: it's kind of awkward now, you know, after the bust
inside
Me: and at the end... he was like "own3d!" ....but then
again he was pretty drunk
Him: brb
Me: k
Me: you know what? nevermind
Auto response from Him: I have obviously forgotten my computer
is on, bbl :|
Him: k back
Me: yay
Him: haha he said owned?
Me: yes
Me: and then this morning...we tried to laugh about it
but it didn't work
Him: how didnt it work?
Me: because it was kinda awkward
Me: so we went back to my room
Me: and then it just became round 2
Him: this morning?
Me: yes
Him: mmmkay
Him: so .. rofl
Me: ahhhh it's not funny =(
Me: i took this kid's virginity!
Me: :O
Him: KID
Him: damn chelle
Me: but last nite
Me: afterwards
Me: we went over to ihop
Him: i thought you would like not fuck him
Me: and... i could see it in the fat waitress' eyes
Me: she knew what was up
Me: (him)
Me: especially after he started going crazy with the
strawberries and maple syrup
Him: hes almost 25% younger than you are ;p
Me: i was thinking of you the whole time
Him: and you did him, twice! thats breaking the rule of 7!
19/2 + 7 = 16+
Me: ;-)
Him: liessss, dont gimmie dat shit
Me: and then.. we had waffles and lots of whipped cream
fun
Him: wow
Him: so
Him: after like he got there you had no problem with sleeping
with him?
Me: welll... you know me, pancakes are one of my hot
buttons
Me: man, just thinking about those pancakes... i hope no
one sees me blushing over here!
Me: you know, the stapler's just the right size
Him: wtfff
Him: what about the stapler?
Me: i'm wearing a skirt
Me: and i'm behind the desk
Me: and... just thinking about the pancakes and last nite
Me: it's just getting me so excited
Him: jesus
Me: well you know i'm a nympho, sheesh
Him: well
Him: thought you could hold it better than that heh
Me: last nite was very liberating
Me: just wait 'til YOU get up here!
Me: ;)
Him: :o
Me: there's something about all those syrup choices at
ihop
Him: lol
Me: we had to run to the back of the kitchen and went
after the waffle cooking person
Me: (with whipped cream and strawberries)
Him: lol why?
Me: we were drunk... and horny
Him: how many shots you guys do?
Me: and he took some very racy pics
Me: oh i lost count
Him: lol
Me: but screwing and waffles help with the hangover
Me: damn, the stapler didn't work
Me: i hope nobody needs a pen....
Him: heh
Me: yum
Him: lol
Him: k ima go
Him: hf i guess heh
Him: later ;p
He signed off at 4:49:44 PM.