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Red October
2004-01-12, 06:19 PM
Lets see where the uglyness lies....


Disclaimer: This is a spoof...not to be taken seriously. For those mentally challenged, this is all pretend. All these people don't really hate you. And you're not supposed to really hate them.

Jagd
2004-01-12, 06:26 PM
DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

I hate everyone equally. TKing is really the only fun way to pass the time on those annoying raids to desserted continents.

MuNsTeR
2004-01-12, 06:35 PM
None, I love everyone. C-can't we just all get along.

worldvengence
2004-01-12, 06:36 PM
hehehehe....meet the Wrath of My MCG.....wait...why are the cops coming to my house because of a death threat....noooooooooo

EDIT: wow that was lame

Red October
2004-01-12, 06:39 PM
hehehehe....meet the Wrath of My MCG.....wait...why are the cops coming to my house because of a death threat....noooooooooo

Thier not cops! See those Blue Uniforms! Thier NC I tell you...damn it thier NC! Shoot them...shoot them all to hell! NC must DIE!

*cough*must stop using evil voice so much*cough*

321
2004-01-12, 06:44 PM
I wub everyone! But the NC are annoying with their Jackhammers and VS are easy to kill unless the VS is really really good.

worldvengence
2004-01-12, 06:45 PM
they still scare me....evil evil ppl....i j-just w-wanna get along! *pulls out MCG and blasts all NC to shreds* lmao

Cryptica
2004-01-12, 06:59 PM
I hate anyone who won't stand still long enough for me to kill them. STOP MOVING GODDAMN ALL OF YOU!!!

HawkEye
2004-01-12, 07:37 PM
i hate the Vs with there magmowers and lasher spam :mad:. and there maxes that jumpjet away when they are getting there asses kicked.

Professor Frink
2004-01-12, 07:41 PM
I used to hate the TR but now i feel sorry for them. I still hate the NC... those pompous pricks!

TeraHertz
2004-01-12, 07:43 PM
i hate the Vs with there magmowers and lasher spam :mad:. and there maxes that jumpjet away when they are getting there asses kicked.


when was the last time you played. You cant magmow anymore unless your at top speed, something any tank can do.

Jagd
2004-01-12, 07:44 PM
It's the strafing that pisses us off. You can't just dodge a mag like you can dodge a Prowler or Vanguard. Unless you can get behind a tree you're screwed.

Spee
2004-01-12, 07:50 PM
Unless you can get behind a tree you're screwed.



Not with CSHD!


*Spee runs behind tree, from incoming magrider*
*Watches magrider pass harmlessly in front of him.*
*Sees the respawn timer/button*

HawkEye
2004-01-12, 07:53 PM
i still peeps being magmowed ALOT over on markov. maybe its just me.

SpunkJackel
2004-01-12, 08:26 PM
Man, I'd sooner get Mag Mowed then one hit killed from a Prowler or Van. At least i know I could have dodged the Mow, but the gad damm shell from a Van or Prowler is hella hard to dodge. Now I really don't mind so much when the prowler kills me as it is a weaker tank and I feel the crew diserved the kill. But the fortress that is the Van with the mega cannon makes me think that kills come too easy to them.

EineBeBoP
2004-01-12, 08:29 PM
I hate Corrosion!

...oh, wait. this is a spoof? damn. :(

Fenrys
2004-01-12, 11:06 PM
TR

I ph3r teh MCG much more than the n00bh4mm3r

Cyanide
2004-01-12, 11:17 PM
Well...most magmowers mow many men because the main mag gun sux much man ass.

Edit:
Oh yeah, and I hate the NC. Damn smurfs...

MuNsTeR
2004-01-13, 12:35 AM
i still peeps being magmowed ALOT over on markov. maybe its just me.
its not

Doppler
2004-01-13, 01:38 AM
Yea you know whats fun though getting sniper killed by the mag main cannon, that and the mowing that still goes on is why i hate those fuckers. The TR i cant stand because they have now the second best MAX's in the game and arguably the best special ability but they bitch about them constantly.

SkullOmania
2004-01-13, 01:49 AM
Well, I dislike the Terrans, but I HATE the Vanu. :mad:
Purple soldiers? It just seems wierd.

Jagd
2004-01-13, 02:52 AM
Magriders can also hold their own against aircraft, something that Prowlers and Vans rarely do.

Otherick
2004-01-13, 09:04 AM
Down with the Tyrants and may the Brutes of war follow them, I hate anything that isnt Purple and Teal, Tech+Funky Colors= Might,

Ofcourse iam talking about the Empires and not the People in the Empire

Majik
2004-01-13, 09:30 AM
CRAP I NEED TO CHANGE MY ANSWER! After reading the posts I need the option to say I HATE TKERS!!!! They really are the only thing that upsets me on a continual basis in this game :( After the I just love to hate the NC :) damn noobhamer surgiles

Oh and I love shooting reavers out of the sky in the magcannon :)
"Incoming Enemy Aircraft"..."PULL!!"...ZZZAAATTT

1024
2004-01-13, 09:53 AM
Sweet, NC are hated.

DeadTeddy
2004-01-13, 03:41 PM
it's natural to hate the best ;)

Jagd
2004-01-13, 04:26 PM
Yep. And also to endlessly conspire and plot to overthrow them. :rolleyes:

Madcow
2004-01-13, 04:29 PM
Yep. And also to endlessly conspire and plot to overthrow them. :rolleyes:

Heh, Jagd is e-stalking.

Jagd
2004-01-13, 04:33 PM
I can't let some things go. It's just my nature.

Gigabein
2004-01-13, 05:10 PM
All you mag-haters realize it has the lowest of the tank armors right? And runs like crazy when the crew sees a vanguard/prowler coming after them.

Jagd
2004-01-13, 05:16 PM
That's cause its advantage is mobility, Captain Obvious. It has a direct fire weapon so that you can capitalize on that mobility. That's the freaking MISSION STATEMENT behind the Magrider's design. Stay back, keep moving, land your hits.

SandTrout
2004-01-13, 05:44 PM
I h8 the VS because they NEVER give up that last goddamn tower, and just keep hoping around for hours.

The TR eventualy get the idea about when to give up.

xmodum
2004-01-13, 05:49 PM
I h8 the VS because they NEVER give up that last goddamn tower, and just keep hoping around for hours.

The TR eventualy get the idea about when to give up.
:agreed: i ahte that , stupid VS infills run around the cont u just locked hackin ever tower without spits or motions around :mad: its so god damn anoying, i got a skeeter cert for that just to get around to the towers :(

Red October
2004-01-14, 05:50 PM
Wow!

I'm not surprised that NC is hated...they deserve to be...I know I'm not the only person that goes out of his way to fight NC...even leaving a VS zerg to do so. But....I thought TR wouldn't be that far behind. The VS counts surprise me. Appears there's a lot of "Love" around here to.

FlakMan
2004-01-14, 06:05 PM
I hate the NC and the Jackhammer in particular, and the only thing I hate about the TR is going up against a Striker while I'm a MAX. They can kill me in a couple of shots if they lock on from a good ways away, and sometimes it's just frustrating. Also, the blast radius of the Prowler's main cannon is sick. I can jump up all the way in a MAX suit and still get blasted out of the air by a Prowler, not to mention no mater how high I jump in front of them, I still get hit by the tank as if I were standing on the ground waiting for it.

Lithpope
2004-01-15, 05:06 AM
The TR i cant stand because they have now the second best MAX's in the game and arguably the best special ability but they bitch about them constantly.

:huh:



Put down the pipe and step away slowly bro. Ya know, too much of that stuff you are smoking might affect your brain.