iOccult

[AztecWarrior]

Off the wall thought:

The quad-loop thingy symbol on the Mac (replaces the Windows key) MUST be an occult symbol.

Bonus to whoever can describe Apple's apple logo. HINT: Deals with the old colored one.

[Setari]

:confused:

[Rayder]

Um... the apple is an rainbow colored apple?

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.evertype.com/celtscript/ogham-keys.gif
Directly to the left of the spacebar.

[AztecWarrior]

Um... the apple is an rainbow colored apple?
Good, but you're not there. There is a story behind why it is colored and why it's been bitten.

[Hamma]

Those keys at the bottum used to be apple keys, open apple and closed apple :p

[AztecWarrior]

But now they are OCCULT! LIKE OUIJA BOARDS! EXCOMMUNICATE AND DOUSE WITH HOLY WATER!

[Setari]

ok now im really confused :doh:

[AztecWarrior]

-_- Sound the alarm, cap'n:

THREAD INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BREACHED!!! ABANDON SHIP!

[Rbstr]

:confused: Its the striped apple with a bite mark, and i've only used and apple 3 or 4 times.

[Spee]

When you push i, the Mac screen flashes and then chants in a deep, foreboding voice.




ITATIXE SOV E ONMUS, IREBIL IEM, EANUC NON TNUS!!!1!1


Yup. I once sent that message to a Televangelist.

[Rayder]

http://www.avatarsearch.com/
http://www.lysator.liu.se/occult/

and a bunch of others... but none that have that symbol.

[Hamma]

You need help Aztec

[Setari]

i needed that...usually im not this bad but....wow :zzz:

[Rbstr]

WTF does that mean spee?

[Setari]

ok hmm spee said...half of that is in Latin and some is just jibba-jabba

[Spee]

WTF does that mean spee?

Its backwards Latin.


The meaning sucks, I just memorized it backwards to scare the shit out of people by yelling that angrily, while grabbing thier head and rolling my eyes back.


Because I hate you all, heres the meaning.


"Wake up from the dream my Children, there is no cradle" Taken from the text of a song I like.


Exitate Vos e Sumno, Liberi Mei, Cunae non sunt.

[AztecWarrior]

Ok. Thread re-alignment:

1: The quad-loop on the Mac keyboard (as seen in pic, next to spacebar) must be an occult symbol.

2: Bonus to anyone who can find out why Apple's symbol is the rainbow apple.

[Rbstr]

why don't you just tell us?

[AztecWarrior]

Fine then.

There was this gay mathematician somewhere, I forget the name. He was forced to kill himself by eating a poisoned apple. This is an urban legend, I just searched and there are various different stories.

But I found something better.

http://macobserver.com/article/2001/02/07.10.shtml LOOK AT THE PRICE OF THE MACHINE! $666.66!

[Rbstr]

i'm gona get the Mac bathroom reader! (more interesting than occult stuff)

I know about that guy he was russaian or something, we were forced to watch a computer history video in programing and he was in it

[SDM]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadadminoptions-Phinius.gif

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Onizuka]

This thread is confusing. :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

This cannot be made simpler. I blame the Amercan educational system.

[SDM]

There's really nothing to be confused about. It simply makes zero sense. :)

[Squeeky]

Im confused to high heaven.

[Onizuka]

This cannot be made simpler. I blame the Amercan educational system.

I know I didn't read the whole thread

BUT

you blame them for what?

All I got was something to do with rainbows on apple keys, cults about lucky charms (i know wtf) and a funnay pic.

[AztecWarrior]

For the last time.

THE QUAD-LOOP SYMBOL NEXT TO THE SPACEBAR ON A MAC KEYBOARD LOOKS LIKE AN OCCULT SYMBOL. PICTURE IN MY SECOND POST!

[Onizuka]

Where Are You Hiding The Lucky Charms Damnit!

[Squeeky]

stfu aztec. before i own you at tanks thx bai

[AztecWarrior]

I know I didn't read the whole thread
I think I'm going to blow my head off with a shotgun. Nobody likes to read anymore. Great classics will go unheeded, replaced by movies and CliffsNotes. Classics like 1984, The Odyssey, Brave New World, Moby Di...ok not Moby Dick, Journey to the Center of the Earth, etc.

And I have read all of the above.

[/overraction][/rant]

If confused, read the thread.

[Onizuka]

Hell, I don't even read cliffnotes. Frickin 60 page books.

[AztecWarrior]

stfu aztec. before i own you at tanks thx bai
I left because everyone gangbanged me. You, the guy on the mountain, and the guy on the far left were ALL shooting at me. 1v1 I can pwn your ass.

[SDM]

For the last time.

THE QUAD-LOOP SYMBOL NEXT TO THE SPACEBAR ON A MAC KEYBOARD LOOKS LIKE AN OCCULT SYMBOL.
NO IT DOESN'T, IT LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE SHORCUT KEY. HERE, LOOK AT TEH BUNNAY.http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bunnyjumping.gif

[AztecWarrior]

NO IT DOESN'T, IT LOOKS LIKE AN APPLE SHORCUT KEY. HERE, LOOK AT TEH BUNNAY.http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bunnyjumping.gif
LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! I NEVER SAID IT WAS! I SAID IT WAS LIKE! THE APPLE SHORTCUT KEY LOOKS LIKE AN OCCULT SYMBOL!

Okay? That was kinda the point of the thread. Nice bunny though.

[Onizuka]

/suicide

[Squeeky]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/waffles.jpg

[Setari]

wtf is teh bunny for??

i read a lot just military stuff....like Tom Clancy, WEB Griffin, especially WEB Griffin tho....funny thing is that i cant understand why i like these books cuz theyre 700 pages long and prolly 650 pages of talking... :shrug:

[AztecWarrior]

I give up. You can go have your conversations.

"OG LIKE ROCK!"

"MUH NO LIKE WALL!"

[/rant]

[Setari]

I give up. You can go have your conversations.

"OG LIKE ROCK!"

"MUH NO LIKE WALL!"

[/rant]
um....lol?

im on an apple right now....i dont really think it looks like an occult symbol just some random symbol that the guys at apple thought up to make ppl argue about :p

[SDM]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/rabbitpancake.jpghttp://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/rabbitpancake2-uXb.jpg


http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wonkayouloseanim.gif

[Spee]

Look. If I press it, will it give me the processing power of Satans computer?


Cause Satans PC can like...Run PS at 400m FPS. It also rapes you anally with a firepoker in the process, but, as PS players, we've all leanred to love and accept the fiery anal rape sony gives us.

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/wonkayouloseanim.gif
Indeed. Today has been like one continuous loss here.

[Setari]

um know what i just did and you prolly dont care?

i just accidentally typed the omega symbol and i cant figure out how the fuck i did it :(

[SDM]

I have no idea wtf is going on.

[AztecWarrior]

Just don't try to understand.

[Setari]

this thread is like a bong party or sumthin.....lots of ppl but no one has an idea wtf is goin on... :drunk:

[AztecWarrior]

That's it. As a rule, all the rest of my jokes must include copious amounts of sexual content, even if they completely mask the actual joke. Instead of iOccult, you'll have Squeeky and Hammer in bed, cos everyone understands that.

[Setari]

:doh: :confused: :huh: :spam: party: :stoppost: :drunk: :chill: :crapper: :sick: :rawr: :domotwak:

[Nimbus]

:banplz:

[Dharkbayne]

I think Aztec's on the pipe again... must I reming you of the "Smell the irony" thread?

[Ait'al]

Which infinitey sign o,O,or 8.

And Aztec i think it was an ancient greek mathematician. NOt an urban legend. Or greek mythology actually that they got the bitten apple from. And i forget teh story behind that symbol. It wasnt some accultist thing though it may have been derived from several symbols or form another companies symbol as an insult or something, i forget. But the apple was not from an urban legend but yes it was from something in ancient mythology whatever. Everyone used to know this but no one gives a shit about apple anymore so.

Used to being when the appleIIE was still in common use.

[Indecisive]

Aztec has been making some shittay threads lately. :doh:

[Sputty]

Aztec's brain must be fried from fucking all those lightbulbs

[Strygun]

I thought the reason the apple had the bitemark was because steve jobs felt like he'd been burned by William Gates (Bill for all you youngins) so he put a bite like he'd been bitten.

Maybe not... no idea, don't care ;)

[EineBeBoP]

http://imageshack.us/files/bunny14.jpg
*thanks {BOHICA} for the pic :)

I thought the bite mark was about the Apple company splitting from Windows, or someone else from apple, and they put the bite mark, symbolizing that the company isn't whole anylonger.

:rofl: Poor Aztec <3

[1024]

I want the 2 minutes of my life that i spent reading this thread back.

[Liquidtide]

I almost slipped into a coma reading this thread, thank God teh bunnay woke me up.

[SDM]

:rofl: Poor Aztec <3
The problem is, he has a nice complete thought, then he posts about 1/3rd of that complete thought, and gets aggrivated when you can't read his mind. He then makes more posts adding more information (that should have been in the original post), and telling everyone they can't read. A few posts after that (and adding even more info that should have been in the original post), he gets frustrated and gives up.

I'll give you an example:

Nice comic


Lol @ the SqueekyBowl.

Dude, does Angela own you?
He should have posted this for the non-mind reading majority of us:

Nice comic



http://planetside-universe.com/comic/

Lol @ the Squeeky dog bowl.

martyr, dude, does Angela own you?
Don't get me wrong, I hope he never changes.:love:

[EarlyDawn]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadadminoptions-Phinius.gif:rofl:

[SDM]

If Hamma had that option, PSU wouldn't be nearly as fun.

[Happy lil Elf]

So, to sum up the thread. Aztec thinks the new apple key looks like an occult symbol, no one cared and Aztec then decided to make comments about how bad the educational system is thereby once again insert, albeit in a roundabout way, that he goes to one of the hardest schools in Florda and pat himself on the back for his obviously advanced intellect. Of course being proud that you go to one of the hardest schools in Florida is much akin to saying you're proud you took first place in an academic competition for the mentally challenged (just kidding, Aztec ;) ), but I digress. It becomes apparent after reading the thread through from start to finish that the issue was not really that anyone misunderstood what Aztec was saying, but rather they were confused as to what motivated him to post this and why anyone would care about the subjects raised.

Aztec also asked if anyone else knew the story behind the old Apple symbol (the rainbow apple with a bite missing) and then later informed us it's supposedly because of an old urban legend and, again, no one really seemed to care very much.

There were then numerous posts of random strangness such as Squeeky's waffle picture.

I believe we can chalk this one up to an attempt one one of those "Amusing Observations" threads that simply didn't pan out. It's unfortunate since the observations themselves are at least semi interesting although I'd say the new key looks much more like a celtic symbol than anything from the occult and I'm a little too cynical to buy the story behind the old Apple symbol :p

The End?

[ZeusCali]

the alt option key+z= ? omega on american mac's use the key caps program on most MAc Os X Or Panther computers to see an easy to use list

[Onizuka]

If Hamma had that option, PSU wouldn't be nearly as fun.

CORRECTION: PSU wouldn't exist.

[Setari]

thx Zeus ***937;***937;***937;***937;

[Rbstr]

So, to sum up the thread. Aztec thinks the new apple key looks like an occult symbol, no one cared and Aztec then decided to make comments about how bad the educational system is thereby once again insert, albeit in a roundabout way, that he goes to one of the hardest schools in Florda and pat himself on the back for his obviously advanced intellect. Of course being proud that you go to one of the hardest schools in Florida is much akin to saying you're proud you took first place in an academic competition for the mentally challenged (just kidding, Aztec ;) ), but I digress. It becomes apparent after reading the thread through from start to finish that the issue was not really that anyone misunderstood what Aztec was saying, but rather they were confused as to what motivated him to post this and why anyone would care about the subjects raised.

Aztec also asked if anyone else knew the story behind the old Apple symbol (the rainbow apple with a bite missing) and then later informed us it's supposedly because of an old urban legend and, again, no one really seemed to care very much.

There were then numerous posts of random strangness such as Squeeky's waffle picture.

I believe we can chalk this one up to an attempt one one of those "Amusing Observations" threads that simply didn't pan out. It's unfortunate since the observations themselves are at least semi interesting although I'd say the new key looks much more like a celtic symbol than anything from the occult and I'm a little too cynical to buy the story behind the old Apple symbol :p

The End?


^^^ about sums it up

[Vick]

yep!

[Corrosion]

This thread is confusing. :rofl:

[AztecWarrior]

So, to sum up the thread. Aztec thinks the new apple key looks like an occult symbol, no one cared and Aztec then decided to make comments about how bad the educational system is thereby once again insert, albeit in a roundabout way, that he goes to one of the hardest schools in Florda and pat himself on the back for his obviously advanced intellect. Of course being proud that you go to one of the hardest schools in Florida is much akin to saying you're proud you took first place in an academic competition for the mentally challenged (just kidding, Aztec ;) ), but I digress. It becomes apparent after reading the thread through from start to finish that the issue was not really that anyone misunderstood what Aztec was saying, but rather they were confused as to what motivated him to post this and why anyone would care about the subjects raised.

Aztec also asked if anyone else knew the story behind the old Apple symbol (the rainbow apple with a bite missing) and then later informed us it's supposedly because of an old urban legend and, again, no one really seemed to care very much.

There were then numerous posts of random strangness such as Squeeky's waffle picture.

I believe we can chalk this one up to an attempt one one of those "Amusing Observations" threads that simply didn't pan out. It's unfortunate since the observations themselves are at least semi interesting although I'd say the new key looks much more like a celtic symbol than anything from the occult and I'm a little too cynical to buy the story behind the old Apple symbol :p

The End?
That and the 1/3 idea reply pretty much sum it up well.

[Squeeky]

There were then numerous posts of random strangness such as Squeeky's waffle picture.

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/Forum/pemdas.jpg

[Onizuka]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

*eggs squeeky on*

[AztecWarrior]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/Forum/pemdas.jpg
Ripped off of 6th Grade math!

Order of Operations= Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction.

[xmodum]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/101a.gif
i have no clue wuts goin on.....
EDIT: here is my pic
http://members.lycos.nl/miran1972/hpbimg/Shreddie%20&%20Marcel.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

http://s87589828.onlinehome.us/Images/Forum/pemdas.jpg

:rofl:

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/shenanigansfarva.jpg

[Setari]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/shenanigansfarva.jpg
:lol:

[AztecWarrior]

LOL

This is now an image spam thread. :D

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/bsfrenchsuck-Bubbelz.jpg

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/Eyecannondancing-EbolaBunny.gif

[Rbstr]

two double post's :ban:

[Hamma]

This is now a locked thread, drive thru