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Rbstr
2004-01-13, 05:01 PM
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13588

r3d
2004-01-13, 05:04 PM
"The site has a 360 degree view, and "few neighbors". An appointment is required to view the property which the vendor suggests could be used as a personal/corporate retreat or a world class winery. The missile silo could be used as a 100 foot swimming pool for Scuba training."


They make it sound so innocent.

Personally, I'de put pants EVERYWHERE, even make missles made of pants/assorted lint.
woot.

xmodum
2004-01-13, 05:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats funny , i wonder who's gonna live there? maybe 50 cent will by it so he cant get bombed or some shit :D

EarlyDawn
2004-01-13, 05:07 PM
Turning it into a huge swimming pool would be awesome. :lol:

Squeeky
2004-01-13, 05:11 PM
Dude, i need one of those to house my victims.

Mtx
2004-01-13, 05:25 PM
Can I get braodband in there?

Nimbus
2004-01-13, 06:06 PM
There are all kinds of decomissioned missile bases for sale. The reason they mention you could use the silo for scuba diving is because one man DOES use his for that.

Squick
2004-01-13, 06:06 PM
He does not give any square footage measurements of the enclosed space... I am curious if it is more or less expensive per sq ft then houses around here. Around here it is about a 3 mil for 14,000 sq feet.

Sputty
2004-01-13, 07:01 PM
Can I get braodband in there?
No, but you can nuke the pinkos

ZeusCali
2004-01-14, 05:30 AM
bio-dome anyone :-D
Does it come with any vehicles for getting around?(jet pak muha)
Electric Go Cars?
Metro? lol
maybe moving sidewalks? cause that is alot to walk!

hehe New Site For the The New Playboy Mansion?

EarlyDawn
2004-01-14, 01:35 PM
Apon examination of the picture, I have concluded that is the coolest residence, ever. I mean, it's got, what, three silos? You could turn one into a scuba tank, put mirrors on the walls of one, pop the hatch and build an echalon mirror system, turn the powerhouse into a biodome, rofl. I can think of a million things... Property tax must be rough :/

[Edit: Oh yeah, and of course, keep the operations center... as the operations center. Put fuckin' big screens, tactical maps, :lol: ]

Dharkbayne
2004-01-14, 01:40 PM
Or you could use it to... Hmmmm... Launch missles??

EarlyDawn
2004-01-14, 02:08 PM
Yeah. Because I have piles of ICBMs just waiting to be used :lol:

Rbstr
2004-01-14, 04:22 PM
it's perfect for my secret base, that i'm going to use to rule the world.

I have ICBM's laying around, i though everyone did.

Setari
2004-01-14, 05:23 PM
i have a couple SAMs up on blocks in my back yard