What's your Pr0n Star name?

[SDM]

This is reeely old, but still fun. Here's the formula:

Your Porn Star Name = Your First Pet's Name + The name of the street you grew up on. (unless it's a numbered street, then use the nearest street name)
If your name sucks bad, then use:
Your middle name + The name of your current street.

...If you STILL think it sucks, I'll just give you one from the random void between my ears.

Max Omaha is my uber pr0nstar name.

[Squick]

Fuji Schalaf

Not very good :/

I like the other one, which is middle name + current street name.

[1024]

Abbot Butler.

:wts:

[AztecWarrior]

Not sure of the last name, but it's big and starts with a B and is not sexy at all. The first name is Ren or Stimpy.

That's why I didn't bother to finish.

[Dharkbayne]

What if your pet was a female... and you aren't?

[SDM]

What if your pet was a female... and you aren't?
That would be your gay pr0n name :)

[ultraviolet]

Gizmo Ruby. wtf?

going by middle + current street is much more hilarious... LeeAnne Lima. The sexy lesbian sister of Adriana. ;)

[SDM]

Not sure of the last name, but it's big and starts with a B and is not sexy at all. The first name is Ren or Stimpy.

That's why I didn't bother to finish.
I dub thee sir Buck Nekkid

[eXoSloth]

Pickles Garey :eek:

[EineBeBoP]

Abbot Butler.

:wts:


Abbot Butter.

:brow:


I'm Megan Romar,
or
*h8 middle name* Romar (trust me its bad)

[I Hate Pants]

Eddie Rushbrooke... I guess if I did it right.

[Sentrosi]

Smokey Hilltop ????

Steven Russell ????

Bah, I'll just lie to them and say John Holmes.

[SDM]

Smokey Hilltop ????

Steven Russell ????

Bah, I'll just lie to them and say John Holmes.Sentrosi, I dub thee: Rod Johnson

[Dharkbayne]

I want a pr0n name SDM

[SDM]

I want a pr0n name SDM
I dub thee: Tiny Beans

[Dharkbayne]

Fuck. :rofl:

[ultraviolet]

:lol:

[SDM]

Pickles Garey :eek:
That rules!

[EineBeBoP]

I want a pr0n name SDM
me 2

[SDM]

Not 'till we get the middle name sir.

[OneManArmy]

Molly Flax Hill

----or---

Stewart Pinecone


well that was t3h suck...... :grumble:

[Rayder]

Sushi Outer Drive Court... Sushi being my cats' first name. Michigan has sucky road names.

[EineBeBoP]

....take-out sushi?
oh, sorry :p

I'd post my middle name if Corrosion wern't here, but if he sees it, all my frnds at school will know.

[SDM]

So far we have:

Me - Max Omaha
Squick - Fuji Schalaf
1024- Abbot Butler
UV - LeeAnne Lima
Aztec - Buck Nekkid
eXo - Pickles Garey
I hate pants - Eddie Rushbrooke
Sentrosi - Rod Johnson
Dhark - Tiny Beans
OMA - Stew Pinecone
and, Rayder - Sushi Muncher

Someone start writing the script.

Act 1, scene 1:

LeeAnne Lima (standing distraught over sink in kitchen) Oh my! My sink seems to be plugged. *sigh*

- knock at door -

LeeAnne Lima walks to door and answers it to find........

[EineBeBoP]

10 guys : 1 girl

This wont end pretty :eek:

[SDM]

....take-out sushi?
oh, sorry :p

I'd post my middle name if Corrosion wern't here, but if he sees it, all my frnds at school will know.
okay FINE...

Eine, I dub thee: JeanClaude JamHam

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: :thumbsup:

[SDM]

Act 1, scene 1:

LeeAnne Lima (standing distraught over sink in kitchen): Oh my! My sink seems to be plugged. *sigh*

- knock at door -

LeeAnne Lima walks to door and answers it to find a broken down buss in the street ahead of her, and the driver at the door.

LeeAnne Lima: Can I help you?

Tiny Beans: Yes ma'am, My group here (motions to buss) Local plumbers union 127, were on our way to a plumbers convention and we seem to have run out of gas.

LeeAnne Lima: Oh what luck, I'll let you use my gas can if you clean my pipes......

[ultraviolet]

:rofl: GANG BANG, weee!

[SDM]

The story is started. Feel free to copy/paste and add to it. I'm not doing all the damn work :)

[Biohazzard56]

I remember this thread, it was like my first thread on PSU

[Squeeky]

Keesha Willow.

I never grew up on any "street". Our first dog, Keesha was a little beagle that shit everywhere. Got her out of the paper from some black lady. Willow was the name of the street our first house was on. I've lived in the same city for 15 years, and i've moved 24 times. It's hillarious.

[Smaug]

I'm dallas dickinson.

[SDM]

I remember this thread, it was like my first thread on PSUJust for that, I dub thee: Jane Hoe


Dallas Dickinson. exxxcellent.

Haaaay Keesha, you go girlfriend! wanna cyber?

[Biohazzard56]

Just for that, I dub thee: Jane Hoe


Dallas Dickinson. exxxcellent.

Haaaay Keesha, you go girlfriend! wanna cyber?

:confused: :rofl:

[SDM]

Don't worry Biohaz, write yourself into a nasty little lesbian scene with UV err LeeAnn.:lol:

[Ait'al]

Poopertail alexis!

or David Center!

I forgot form last time we did this the name of htis dog my uncle had when i was young at my grandparents wher i was living at that age.

[SDM]

We'll have to go with Poopertail on this one.

[ZeusCali]

first pet+street grew up on middle name+current street
Gizmo Oak Park and Amadeus Pedro Gailhard
"Hello Who Want's to see the oak park fall?" *lol*

Is This Thread Actually Allowed? me think hamma with walk in and ban stick every one in the "g ngb ng" except the object of affection ^_^
Whatever
*lol*
"I Wub My Gizmo"
*grrs at LeeAnne*
"mine!!!"
*lol*

[Rayder]

Your parents gave you a middle name of "Amadaus?"

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Greybone Stokes

[ZeusCali]

yessum i sa amadeus yessum masta lol
-- yes as in the famous composer, Wolfgang Amadeus MOZART
hehe i don't understand why i got the name but it's a fun name to have

[Liquidtide]

If I were a girl I would be hotttttttt.....

Sandy Mountains

You know like EEE boobies...

My straight uberporn name is: Russell Somerset

[Pilgrim]

Alex Lost lake

I must be a native american porn star!

[Exano]

Dixie waterdale... ok

[EarlyDawn]

This is reeely old, but still fun. Here's the formula:

Your Porn Star Name = Your First Pet's Name + The name of the street you grew up on. (unless it's a numbered street, then use the nearest street name)
If your name sucks bad, then use:
Your middle name + The name of your current street.

...If you STILL think it sucks, I'll just give you one from the random void between my ears.

Max Omaha is my uber pr0nstar name.***, I posted this, like, a month ago. :lol:

Hillside Grey

[Hamma]

Felix Hazen

Course I prefer my real name, better porn name

[Firefly]

Jake East First Avenue?

My actual porn name is Freak Train. Because the Freak Train don't stop until everyone gets off.

[firecrackerNC]

Joseph Marion middle+street
Dixe Marion > dogs
or Misty Marion wtf

[SDM]

Felix Hazen

Course I prefer my real name, better porn name
Since you don't like Felix...

Hamma, I dub thee: Randy Felcher

[321]

I've never had a pet.

[SDM]

321 you shall be known as: Buster Cherry

[Firefly]

I guess I don't get dubbed, then

[SDM]

I kinda liked Freak Train.:brow:



By the way Firecracker...err Dixie...
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gonnagetraped.jpg

[321]

YAY I get a random name since I can't make one. I have no middle name and never had a pet.

But BUSTER CHERRY! :lol:

[Firefly]

I like Freak Train too. So do the many conductors and passengers.

You're guaranteed to get off when the Freak Train pulls into your station.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: too many inuuendos to count :rofl: :rofl:

[ORANGE]

Midget Wabash ::hmm:: Joe Colorado sounds better ill go with that one

[FlakMan]

Odie Cherry :brow:

[Sputty]

My pron name is Cock Gobbler

[Neon Apocalypse]

Buddy Holly :D

[Spider]

Killer Tulip O_

----Or----

Giovanni Diamond

(Yes Giovanni is my middle name don't laugh! This is what happens when you have a father obsessed with his italian heritage)

[Dharkbayne]

I'ma gonna whacka you inna labonza!

[1024]

OMA - Stew Pinecone

OW!!! :cringe:

[SkunkPunk]

missy field, strange thing is there is a park near by called elliot johnson park or something like that :P

[Spee]

Hannibal Clinton.



WTF. My REAL porn star name is "graham Crackers"

[1024]

You named your pet Hannibal?

[Spee]

You named your pet Hannibal?


Yes, indeed. Wasnt MY pet, per se, but it was my brothers, and I kind of inherited it.

[ViperGTS]

Killer Tulip O_

----Or----

Giovanni Diamond

(Yes Giovanni is my middle name don't laugh! This is what happens when you have a father obsessed with his italian heritage)

I would kill for that name.
My name Misty Green
Or
Joe butler
I will go with that one.
Edit: I would kill for the Giovanni name......

[SDM]

Killer Tulip is the bestest so far. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Corrosion]

Goldie Yarmouth

[SDM]

Goldie Yarmouth
That sounds more like an act of perversion than a name :rofl:

"I'm going to give you a Goldie, right in Yarmouth!"

[Corrosion]

I swear to god, that's my real street.

[EineBeBoP]

:lol: I can vouch for corrosion.
Isn't it the street you were born on tho? wouldnt that be in sibe- fine ill be nice, belarus? (its belarus right?)

[Ait'al]

Yarmouth? did you grow up in toledo Ohio, we have a street named Yarmouth. Stop following me!!

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

Teddy Merryl

[SilverLord]

Micheal Ridgecrest

[Corrosion]

YIKES!

I just figured out this is SDM's crazy way to stalk us and kill our pets!


RUN!

[SDM]

Oh drat! I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddleing kids!

P.S. It's 9:40pm. Do you know where Goldie is? :evil:

[Retroactive]

Gabacho Labajada
or
Gabacho Yucca (using a diff st name)

Blackie Labajada?

:confused: :doh:

[Corrosion]

Oh drat! I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddleing kids!

P.S. It's 9:40pm. Do you know where Goldie is? :evil:
:eek:

She just went outside.

Here kitty kitty kitty.