If life was an RPG...

[Spee]

I could go outside with a nice coat on, no pants, no gloves, nor udnerwear, and still be marginally warm.

Snipers would have a bitch of a time.

Fistfighting would now need at least a rudimentary knowledge of mathematics.


Feel free to add to the list...

[Smaug]

You could earn a living by beating up unsuspecting animals. Who knew rabbits carried gold?

[Onizuka]

iD hAvE OVEr 1 THouSANd HP!!!!1!!11

[firecrackerNC]

I could go down to my local supermarket and buy full armor and weapons with gold I had found from a secret cave with a level 23 boss

People will always talk to me and tell me secrets and tips about the land and wont just give me the finger

I wont have to eat or sleep,im always refreshed

Before I am born I get to choose what I look like and what race I am

[Incompetent]

It would have quicksave/quickload buttons.

[JetRaiden]

Everyday strangers can only say a few lines of dialog.

You can run from New York to LA, with boredom as the only possible drawback.

You can carry 4 sets of armor, 6 large weapons, over a dozen potions, and still be free of exhaustion.

Almost all "people" have some kind of quest or mission for you. "I lost my purse to a horde of orcs living in a collosal cave to the north. Can you get it for me?"

Every now and then you come by someone who looks exactly like you.

When fighting someone, you take turns, just to be fair.

[firecrackerNC]

Potions instantly heal you and stop all bleeding in under a second

No one else ever seem to sleep,they just wander the streets going back and forth doing nothing

Everyone else seems to look exactly alike

If you die you can load a new game and start over

[DoomWarrior]

You could travel hundreds of miles in meere hours, by walking

[AztecWarrior]

You can have multiple personas and be non-schizophrenic.

When you die, you can respawn at the cost of 10% gold and 50% XP.

The more experienced you are, the higher health you have, to the point where not even an axe to the head will kill you.

[1024]

You won't ever have to take a poo.

[SDM]

If life were an RPG I'd have

ENORMOUS TITTIES

[Octavian]

We'd be making threads like this but with a different title.

[Jaged]

My screen name would be Sam Jackson, and my name would be Jaged.

[Dharkbayne]

Everyone once in a while, you'd run into someone names Leygolas , Legolaz, Logelas, and Lagolas

[Spee]

Breaking and entering isnt a crime, rather, it's a town custom.

[firecrackerNC]

It takes 25 arrows to kill a single person

[Cyanide]

Leaving leaving/entering your home, and crossing state lines would bring up a loading screen.

New players (i.e. babies) would often be killed by swamp rats and giant butterflies. This would be ok though, since they could just respawn.

People would sit in the maternity ward, waiting to kill people who are respawning.

You could carry 70 times your own body wait.

There would be no fat chicks.

Old people would be super powerful instead of super bed-ridden.

We'd get bored with this life after 6 months or so. We would then switch to a new life and make fun of the people still living in the life that we just left.

Doctors would be useless.

When priests tell people of Jesus's miracle of resurection the people would react with "Pfff, STFU n00b! I c4n d0 th4t t0. I pwn j3su5!!!!11".

For some reason, small animals would carry pole axes and other large weapons. This would not be questioned, but rather accepted as a fact of life.

The concept of air vehicles which can roll more than 90 degrees escapes modern day engineering technology.

Missles capable of destroying a vehicle in 3 shots will only slightly damage a human with 3 shots directly to the face. Again, this will just be accepted as a fact of life.

When fighting, we will take turns using our weapon. If one combatant misses, they will wait for the other combatant to attack before they attempt to attack again.

[martyr]

if life was an rpg:

i'd use mine to blow up ... well, anything.

i'd like to me an m-72, if i could. i'd settle for a russian #7, but:

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[Doppler]

Firefights in the streets whould not be that uncommon, in fact its very likely that most citizens walking down the street whouldnt even stop to watch, by comparrison they most likely whouldnt run away either.

[Neon Apocalypse]

i could get high off skooma

my mom would sew my clothing

id go off into the woods to kill bears

we would all sell mushrooms

[Derfud]

Towns would be occasionally invaded by many large powerful monsters, but the town guards just sit there with thier pikes, and watch, while a group of adventurers happily slays them.

[Mr1337Duck]

Strong people regularly wrestle and kill packs of wolves bare-handed. But this is not out of the ordinary.

[Onizuka]

Skooma owns.

[Dharkbayne]

Even if you just saved the world, slayed a dragon, cured millions of diseases, and brought upon a new wave of technology, those fucking INVINICLE MERCHANTS WILL CHARGE YOU THE SAME GODDAMNED PRICE!

[Hamma]

If life was an RPG... I would kill myself.

[FlakMan]

If life was an RPG, I wouldn't really have to do much to get married :brow:

[Dharkbayne]

If life was an RPG... I would kill myself.


:rofl:

[Cyanide]

If life was an RPG... I would kill myself.

It would take at least 5 minutes to kill yourself (depending on how much ram you have).

[Zodiac]

I could enter their house and open someones treasure chest to take their most valuable of possessions while they watch with a smile. :D

[worldvengence]

I could always carry a plethera of weapons out in the open, and no one would care.

[Spee]

When priests tell people of Jesus's miracle of resurection the people would react with "Pfff, STFU n00b! I c4n d0 th4t t0. I pwn j3su5!!!!11".




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[BUGGER]

I could store 15 different weapons of any size and still look like I'm innocent.

My name could have a number in it.

I could find myslef a picachu (omg i forgot how to spell that name, w00t!)

[worldvengence]

if life was like an RPG, then the sims would be real...and that is just scarry.

[Onizuka]

If life was an RPG... I would kill myself.

:rofl:

Just hope it has /suicide or else youll be trying to kill yourself with kitchen appliances.

[Dharkbayne]

If life were an RPG, you could walk into a bank, see 8 dead bodies on the floor, and not think anything of it...

[Neon Apocalypse]

If Life were an rpg id shit anywhere i like.

[FlakMan]

If life were an RPG, I wouldn't have to worry about hiding the dead bodies, they would just automagically disappear

[Setari]

If Life were an rpg id shit anywhere i like.
if life were an rpg you wouldnt have to shit

[Hamma]

:rofl:

Just hope it has /suicide or else youll be trying to kill yourself with kitchen appliances.
Whatever works

[Neon Apocalypse]

yeah but still it would be funny to shit anywhere i like

my friend once said "DUDE!!11 You have cleaning people? Dude, take a shit on the floor and run, and they'll clean it up."

Also if life were an rpg i'd have a huge mansion and pimp girls all the time. Then when im done go out and kill everyone in the town, only to go into my TES constructor and bring em all back.

[Traak]

If life was an RPG... I would kill myself.

Then respawn

[Peacemaker]

Epic thread resurrection fail.

[Graywolves]

If life was an RPG, we'd be playing games within a games...probably within another game....



And we'd all be really low level.

[Hamma]

Please do not thread bump ancient threads.