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OneManArmy
2004-01-18, 12:39 AM
Its good to see you safe and back in control, had me worried there for a bit. I thought PSU would fall under feline control.

( i know its a late posting but because of that my own kitteh got ideas and I had to fend her off)

http://pie.undead.net/stuff/hammacam.jpg

Corrosion
2004-01-18, 12:41 AM
:lol: nice

Rayder
2004-01-18, 12:41 AM
Fat cat watches for cops as it's evil organization of over-fed felines tries to figure out what the hell it is they've made on the screen.

Hamma
2004-01-18, 12:56 AM
:lol:

What pisses me off is when he sits on the number keys on my keyboard, I come back and see

++++++++++------------+++-+-

in my mIRC input

BUGGER
2004-01-18, 12:57 AM
"Your rebel fleet is no match for our fully powered and operational battle station."

Squick
2004-01-18, 01:03 AM
http://squick.cc/cat.jpg

http://squick.cc/cat_eaters.jpg

worldvengence
2004-01-18, 01:03 AM
that just aint right.....

Hamma
2004-01-18, 01:04 AM
plz dont spam every thread with useless pics, thx

BUGGER
2004-01-18, 01:05 AM
http://squick.cc/cat.jpg
:lol: that pic never gets old.

Squick
2004-01-18, 01:05 AM
plz dont spam every thread with useless pics, thx

Applicable, not useless. They are options to keep your kitty from sitting on your keyboard.

Octavian
2004-01-18, 01:09 AM
Hmm seems your kitty was playing Sim Tower. You've got one smart cat there.

OneManArmy
2004-01-18, 01:31 AM
:lol: yea, like my cat is annoying because she craves attention so frequently when I'm on the computer she'll jump up and sit infront of my monitor blocking 2/3rds the screen and no matter how many times you move her she just jumps right back up... till finally she lays down so i can see.

oh and new siggy!!! rawr

1024
2004-01-18, 03:09 AM
oh, btw. i got this idea for a new sig. you better not make one like it or ima kill you.

Octavian
2004-01-18, 03:32 AM
Oh who would want to steal your sig idea 1024? OMA's sig pwns everyone elses.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-01-18, 08:47 AM
yeah they do, as for the kitties my cat lives outdoors, she goes out on hunting excursions and comes back in the wee hours of the morning, making someone wake up and let her in, once she caught a huge rabbit, it weighed like 6 lbs

Octavian
2004-01-18, 05:26 PM
You got one messed up cat there. The only thing one of our cats does is bring in pigeons and rats. Sometimes with their head a few feet away ripped off.

martyr
2004-01-18, 06:36 PM
i have fish.

Rayder
2004-01-18, 07:45 PM
I had 2 goldfish once... they died. We also had 4 beta fish... they all died. Now we have a cat named Sushi that has mood swings and completely destroyed a pigeon once, all that was left were the feathers.

FlakMan
2004-01-18, 08:00 PM
My dogs are regular hunters, they find moles all the time

Octavian
2004-01-18, 09:08 PM
i have fish.

Fish don't count as pets. I have 5 fish, one has only one eye and is the biggest of them all. One day I swear that fish is going to eat the others.

JetRaiden
2004-01-18, 09:13 PM
Whenever Im on AIM my cat seems provoked to jump on the keyboard thats why I often send messages like

whats up?ASGGGGGGG&&&KKKKKKKKK>?

Octavian
2004-01-18, 09:24 PM
You do? It would be weird if it just happened then while you were typing that example.

Sputty
2004-01-18, 09:54 PM
Lies, Hamma was tested by his kitten and Hamma passed the test. Now Hamma is part of his Kitten's plots and the Kitten uses Ps to spread orders to other kittens. Hamma's kitten is a high ranking general in the kitten army.

xmodum
2004-01-18, 11:32 PM
:rofl:
i ahve 1 dog left... use to have like 7 . They all died :( but my brother used to have 2 gerbles ... 1 ate the other .... then he chocked , we had to flush him .. he was 2 times bigger . Then an hour lata we found the others head under the newpaper :lol:

arctik
2004-01-19, 12:42 AM
1 ate the other .... then he chocked , we had to flush him ..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Octavian
2004-01-19, 01:37 AM
Shit, 7 dogs? I can barely handle 1 dog. Must be of been pretty heart-breaking having dog after dog dying.

Paingiver
2004-01-19, 02:08 PM
:rofl:
my brother used to have 2 gerbles ... 1 ate the other .... then he chocked , we had to flush him .. he was 2 times bigger . Then an hour lata we found the others head under the newpaper :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: same thing happened to my gerbils, but we sent the evil gerbil to live outside, i don't know what what happened to it after that.

*edit* dam you sigbot :evil:

Sputty
2004-01-19, 02:29 PM
Hamma's kitten is back

Rayder
2004-01-19, 02:34 PM
Heh, I saw it just as it leaped off.

WildEagle
2004-01-19, 03:15 PM
how do you get to the hammacam?

Hamma
2004-01-19, 03:41 PM
http://www.planetside-universe.com/webcam/

He tends to sit there when I am not home :p

Dharkbayne
2004-01-19, 04:57 PM
<Sputty> Hamma, what's you cat's name?
* Ogge|ps has joined #ps-universe
<PSU-Biohazzard56> maybe tomorrow
<Doop> Bio, I have a really good idea for a PS vid :]
<Doop> A music video, using the song "Fire" by scooter
<Doop> Have some random shytz happen
<PSU-Hamma> His name is Shithead.
<PSU-Hamma> the black one that is
<Sputty> oh
<Sputty> that's mean
<Sputty> why u b meen?
<Sputty> y*
<PSU-Hamma> Mean?
<PSU-Hamma> He earned it
<Sputty> is he the one that shit on your pillow?
<PSU-Hamma> well yes, but thats not why he got the name
<Sputty> ok
<Sputty> why then?
<Dharkbayne> lmao
<Dharkbayne> That's really his name
<Dharkbayne> ?
* Ogge|ps is now known as LittleVanuGirl
<PSU-Hamma> yes
<PSU-Hamma> because he is a shithead
<Dharkbayne> haha
<PSU-Hamma> the other cats name is fuck stick
<Dharkbayne> rofl
<Dharkbayne> Fuckstick, and Shithead
<Dharkbayne> Perfect names
<Dharkbayne> What do they say when you take them to the vet?
<PSU-Biohazzard56> Fuckstick wants you to join the Terran Republic
<Dharkbayne> haha
<SecondRaven> i can just hear it now....hamma calling out to his cats "Fuckstick get your ass in the house now" "Here Shithead come here"
<SecondRaven> i wonder what the people next door think
<PSU-Hamma> fuck stick doesent go outside
<PSU-Marsman> call cats? like they come when you call - rofl
<PSU-Hamma> my neigbor is my family anyway
<PSU-Hamma> :P
<SecondRaven> mine dpoes
<SecondRaven> mine does
<PSU-Hamma> shithead goes outside
<SecondRaven> my cat will almost sits on command
<SecondRaven> almost
<Sputty> secondraven, they probably tihkn "there's that gay guy calling his man slave again"
<miniMOG> god, I so need a secretary
<PSU-Marsman> bout the only thing my cats respond to is the dinner bell
<SecondRaven> or a can of wet food opening
<Dharkbayne> You ring a bell at dinner?
<Dharkbayne> Wtf?
<SecondRaven> my cats run when they hear that pop
<miniMOG> my cat is in heat so all I hear is "MEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *moaaaaaaaaaaan* MEOOOOOOOWOWWOWOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
<Dharkbayne> hhaha
<Dharkbayne> My neighbor found my cat in her house, banging her cat, under her bed
<Dharkbayne> it owned.
<Sputty> lol
<ChaosLord> O_o
<Dharkbayne> My cat is like a feline Sentrosi
<PSU-Hamma> I've been calling him asshat recently tho
<miniMOG> I hate the term "asshat"
<miniMOG> I think "tardkart" is better
<Dharkbayne> Asshat > *
<Sputty> * > Dharkbayne
<Dharkbayne> :(
* Dharkbayne cries
* PSU-Marsman hands Dharkbayne the entire box of tissues!
* Ivan steals the box of tissues.
<Sputty> :0
* Dharkbayne is now known as Dharkbayne|Pwnbait

JetRaiden
2004-01-19, 05:37 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

I have 3 cats, and ever once in a while, one will pee on something, usually some laundry. and you can always tell which one it is because they get a really guilty look on their face. and when I walk up to one they would be like "o shit o shit o shit o shit"