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AztecWarrior
2004-01-19, 03:09 PM
2004 Ford SVT Lightning versus (Manufacturer unknown) Lightning Tankette

http://www.deanstallings.com/svtlightning.jpg
Ford Lightning

http://www.sonyonline.com/e3press/PlanetSide/PS_screens/lightning_vehicle.jpg
Lightning

Horsepower:
380 (Supercharged)
Unknown
Winner: N/A

Top Speed:
Just under 148 MPH- about 238 KPH
70 KPH
Winner: Ford Lightning

Braking from 70 KPH:
Takes a little while
Instant
Winner: Lightning

Colors:
Six (Red, blue, light/dark grey, white, black)
Three (Red-Black, Blue-Yellow-Grey, Purple-Teal-Grey)
Winner: Ford Lightning

Armament:
Anything that fits through the window
1x 2mm (.50 cal) Minigun with 1x75mm cannon
Winner: Lightning

Trunk Space:
Fucking big (1350 lbs, 5000 towed)
Only a handful of rocket launchers
Winner: Ford Lightning

Armor:
None to speak of, but fast enough to evade shots
Not enough
Winner: Ford Lightning

Price:
$33,310
$19.99 at Best Buy, then around $13 per month (first month free)
Winner: Lightning

Total Score:
4 to 3 in favor of Ford Lightning

"This is SOE customer support, I'm Dan, how can I help you?"
"Either nerf the shit out of the Magrider or give me a Ford Lightning."
GonePostal
2004-01-19, 03:14 PM
o this thread is just genius waiting to happen
Pilgrim
2004-01-19, 03:41 PM
That's just :clap: Too damn good

Nice thread, I give it 2 thumbs up!
Hamma
2004-01-19, 03:42 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.
Sputty
2004-01-19, 04:00 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.
I'll second that
Dharkbayne
2004-01-19, 04:12 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.

I'll third it.
AztecWarrior
2004-01-19, 04:12 PM
:o

I win.
Rbstr
2004-01-19, 04:49 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.
i forth it
Onizuka-GTO
2004-01-19, 05:00 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.

I Fifth it(?)
Hamma
2004-01-19, 05:24 PM
Now its starting to suck again stop.
321
2004-01-19, 06:42 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thread ever.
FlakMan
2004-01-19, 06:43 PM
Boo nerfing the Mag :p
JetRaiden
2004-01-19, 10:06 PM
:lol:

Theres also a concept car called the "Marauder" I forgot who makes it though.
Corrosion
2004-01-19, 10:08 PM
Lightning VS Lightning VS Lightning

http://members.lycos.co.uk/awalstra/lightning.jpg
VivaLaNuBc4k3
2004-01-19, 10:37 PM
Dude, the Lightning would win! :rofl: lame joke sorry but someone had to put a lame joke in. it just had to be done
Doop
2004-01-19, 11:05 PM
Bah. Ford's suck. Lightning or not.

/me grabs a Lightning from a vehicle terminal and blows a nearby Ford dealer to bits with the 75mm