PlanetSide terms...if real life [Archive]

JetRaiden

2004-01-19, 10:07 PM

THat lightning vs lightning thread got me thinking, of all the PlanetSide references/terms out there...

I know theres a few companies that go by the name "Vanguard"

the one I know of makes industrial strength dishwasher detergent. yowza.

Corrosion

2004-01-19, 10:11 PM

Try talking about PlanetSide in real life. Me and Eine tried on the bus.

ex.
"Dude I SOO pwned your Mosquito with my Jackhammer"
"Ya, but I can shoot down your Galaxy with my Lightning."

JetRaiden

2004-01-19, 10:15 PM

:lol:

I was talking to this kid who had the 7 day trial for PS in biology class.

"Dude, mosquitos arent that great, galaxies are better."
"Yea but sparrows can shoot them down easier."
"SO? You can crash a galaxy into a courtyard and kill like 20 people."

and my biology teacher says: "If you "crashed" a galaxy, you'd probably kill more then 20 people."

:rolleyes: fool.

Corrosion

2004-01-19, 10:16 PM

:rofl:

AztecWarrior

2004-01-19, 10:16 PM

:lol:

I was talking to this kid who had the 7 day trial for PS in biology class.

"Dude, mosquitos arent that great, galaxies are better."
"Yea but sparrows can shoot them down easier."
"SO? You can crash a galaxy into a courtyard and kill like 20 people."

and my biology teacher says: "If you "crashed" a galaxy, you'd probably kill more then 20 people."

:rolleyes: fool.
:rofl:

Dharkbayne

2004-01-19, 10:36 PM

:lol:

I was talking to this kid who had the 7 day trial for PS in biology class.

"Dude, mosquitos arent that great, galaxies are better."
"Yea but sparrows can shoot them down easier."
"SO? You can crash a galaxy into a courtyard and kill like 20 people."

and my biology teacher says: "If you "crashed" a galaxy, you'd probably kill more then 20 people."

:rolleyes: fool.

:rofl:

Rbstr

2004-01-19, 10:39 PM

:lol:

I was talking to this kid who had the 7 day trial for PS in biology class.

"Dude, mosquitos arent that great, galaxies are better."
"Yea but sparrows can shoot them down easier."
"SO? You can crash a galaxy into a courtyard and kill like 20 people."

and my biology teacher says: "If you "crashed" a galaxy, you'd probably kill more then 20 people."

:rolleyes: fool.
:rofl:

Were not doing this again are we?

Onizuka

2004-01-19, 10:52 PM

:lol:

I was talking to this kid who had the 7 day trial for PS in biology class.

"Dude, mosquitos arent that great, galaxies are better."
"Yea but sparrows can shoot them down easier."
"SO? You can crash a galaxy into a courtyard and kill like 20 people."

and my biology teacher says: "If you "crashed" a galaxy, you'd probably kill more then 20 people."

:rolleyes: fool.

:rofl:

(Had to do it)

dscytherulez

2004-01-19, 10:53 PM

:rofl:

(Same here.)

EarlyDawn

2004-01-19, 11:14 PM

:lol:

Spee

2004-01-19, 11:31 PM

:ROFL:

CONFORMCONFORMCONFORMCONFORMCONFORMCONFORMCONFORM

BUGGER

2004-01-19, 11:36 PM

Ya ok you've ruined it.

Corrosion

2004-01-19, 11:37 PM

Ya he did.

Spee

2004-01-19, 11:38 PM

Fixed. :rolleyes:

Corrosion

2004-01-19, 11:39 PM

Even worse. Sorry.

Dharkbayne

2004-01-19, 11:45 PM

Damn you! YOU RUINED THE QUOTE :ROFL: THREAD!!1112

BUGGER

2004-01-19, 11:51 PM

ya.....o well i havent laffed at the quote, so yea.

:lol:

Sputty

2004-01-20, 12:01 AM

Sometimes before having sex I say "I'm gonna camp your tubes" and at the end I say "owned"

worldvengence

2004-01-20, 12:06 AM

umm..... lol.....thats a new one

BUGGER

2004-01-20, 01:36 AM

"Yep i was once a harasser. But after the patch, i decided to be a prowler with a switchblade on hand."
/little kid runs to police station

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 01:59 AM

"Yep i was once a harasser. But after the patch, i decided to be a prowler with a switchblade on hand."
/little kid runs to police station
The funnay has returned

SDM

2004-01-20, 02:00 AM

Sometimes before having sex I say "I'm gonna camp your tubes" and at the end I say "owned"
I'm so using that to get her in teh mood. Thats fucking classic.

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 02:05 AM

Best pick up line:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

If you don't get it, you dont belong here.

sutserikeru

2004-01-20, 02:11 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Best pick up line:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

If you don't get it, you dont belong here.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Everay

2004-01-20, 05:04 AM

this thread is the funnay

AztecWarrior

2004-01-20, 08:45 PM

I object.

This thread is funny, not teh funnay. I'm sorry, a few dipshit gamers in my class are saying "teh funnay", "lol", and "roffles" in real life.

Neon Apocalypse

2004-01-20, 08:48 PM

I object.

This thread is funny, not teh funnay. I'm sorry, a few dipshit gamers in my class are saying "teh funnay", "lol", and "roffles" in real life.

thats pushing the envelope and turning yourself into the backdoor bandits club

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 08:54 PM

I used to say STFU IRL, but it was more like: Stooo Foo

JetRaiden

2004-01-20, 09:58 PM

:lol:

"Hey can I borrow some money?"
"No."
"Stoooo foooo."
"?"

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 10:01 PM

I said it in a LAN cafe to my friend and everytime I said it, he would say "Shamu"

VivaLaNuBc4k3

2004-01-20, 10:06 PM

Sometimes before having sex I say "I'm gonna camp your tubes" and at the end I say "owned"

Sputty my good man, you got sigged how does it feel?

:groovy:

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 10:07 PM

:o, and you don't sig my chloroform one?!

Rbstr

2004-01-20, 10:15 PM

ok now its just getting sad, it sounds so dumb when people say "roffle" and "lol" in real life

Its even better when people turn in english papers with u instead of you, and l8ter. Very funny

AztecWarrior

2004-01-20, 10:22 PM

TRUE STORY

My english teacher (10th Honors) told the class to read "The Outcasts of Poker Flat", a short story, on the internet. The next day, someone reported that they couldn't find it. The cause of the error was that he spelled "outcasts" "outkasts" like the rapper Outkast.

Ban rap music.

Setari

2004-01-20, 10:24 PM

TRUE STORY

My english teacher (10th Honors) told the class to read "The Outcasts of Poker Flat", a short story, on the internet. The next day, someone reported that they couldn't find it. The cause of the error was that he spelled "outcasts" "outkasts" like the rapper Outkast.

Ban rap music.
not ban...just overwhelm it with metal and other good stuff so that it drops out of the market on its own

VivaLaNuBc4k3

2004-01-20, 10:26 PM

Best pick up line:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

If you don't get it, you dont belong here.

just for you :groovy:

Corrosion

2004-01-20, 10:36 PM

just for you :groovy:
ty :thumbsup:

EineBeBoP

2004-01-20, 11:28 PM

:o, and you don't sig my chloroform one?!

"Yours" my ass! you stole that from me, and I stole that from www.bash.org !

And viva, it takes up less space, and looks better if you take it out of quotes, and possible colorize it (like mine)
<NMO> MY MONITOR IS FUCKED.
<sheeps> it got lucky ay?
<NMO> Yeah, my subwoofer is such a fucking slut.

VivaLaNuBc4k3

2004-01-20, 11:30 PM

Eine are you call ing ShEnAnIgAnS on Corrosion? :eek:
I would like to see how the trial turns out :D

worldvengence

2004-01-20, 11:31 PM

TRUE STORY

My english teacher (10th Honors) told the class to read "The Outcasts of Poker Flat", a short story, on the internet. The next day, someone reported that they couldn't find it. The cause of the error was that he spelled "outcasts" "outkasts" like the rapper Outkast.

Ban rap music.
Crap, we had to read that book about a wk ago....but i am 10th reg. and it is in our text books

EineBeBoP

2004-01-20, 11:34 PM

<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?

__________________________________________________ _________

Mario has joined #teens
<Mario> Hi r there ne hot gurls in here
<Coolguy3432> Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another chatroom

Corrosion

2004-01-21, 12:14 AM

Bash.org roxxorz. end of story.

Sentrosi

2004-01-21, 01:10 AM

Ever have your wife/girlfriend (ok, for some of you, boyfriend), ever have to explain how your night went?

My wife asked me that once right after I got my beta disks. I started to tell her about a Galaxy drop we did, infiltrated the tower, hacked and gained control of it. She stopped me right at the Galaxy drop asking me what a Galaxy was. So I explained it to her. Continued on and then she asked about hacking. I then explained how hacking was done in the game. She then asked me about controlling the tower, why we needed to do that. I then told her all about the gameplay.

So, feeling a little secure, I tell her about the hack on the base. She then wanted me to explain how we hacked the base after we had hacked the tower.

I sort of gave up after that.

ViperGTS

2004-01-21, 07:53 AM

:lol: at every thing.......

Majik

2004-01-21, 08:14 AM

TRUE STORY

My english teacher (10th Honors) told the class to read "The Outcasts of Poker Flat", a short story, on the internet. The next day, someone reported that they couldn't find it. The cause of the error was that he spelled "outcasts" "outkasts" like the rapper Outkast.

Ban rap music.

I expected you to sat that the teacher meant the book was on(about) the internet and they spent the night trying to find it ON the internet.

Veteran

2004-01-21, 08:52 AM

When I look at my paycheck stub's tax column it should definitely read OWNED.

Corrosion

2004-01-21, 09:42 AM

I expected you to sat that the teacher meant the book was on(about) the internet and they spent the night trying to find it ON the internet.
If any of you understand what that means, you deserve a cookie, I know I don't.

Happy lil Elf

2004-01-21, 11:15 AM

Yay, I deserve a cookie.

JetRaiden

2004-01-21, 04:39 PM

Ever have your wife/girlfriend (ok, for some of you, boyfriend), ever have to explain how your night went?

My wife asked me that once right after I got my beta disks. I started to tell her about a Galaxy drop we did, infiltrated the tower, hacked and gained control of it. She stopped me right at the Galaxy drop asking me what a Galaxy was. So I explained it to her. Continued on and then she asked about hacking. I then explained how hacking was done in the game. She then asked me about controlling the tower, why we needed to do that. I then told her all about the gameplay.

So, feeling a little secure, I tell her about the hack on the base. She then wanted me to explain how we hacked the base after we had hacked the tower.

I sort of gave up after that.

thats why Im never getting married.