Riddles

[Rayder]

O.K., here's how it goes. I give you all a riddle, and you all try to solve it. The first 10 people to answer the riddle get 1 point. Some riddles will be worth less due to their solvability factor. PM me with your answers (don't be a stupid jackass and say some complete bs, these are serious).

Each riddle has a 24 hour time limit, once this limit is up no more answers will be taken, and those who answered the riddle correctly will be posted with their current score. You only get one chance to guess (so make it count!). I will also post those that didn't make the first 10 but still got the answer right.

Alright, now for the first riddle.


What may go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?

[EineBeBoP]

An Umbrella :) +1 to me

[Retroactive]

hmm

[Ait'al]

I was going with reinforced jointed chain metal moomoo!

[Derfud]

What is black white and red all over?

[Setari]

What is black white and red all over?

:mad: <this is

or my sig :p

[HawkEye]

wow so much for this thread

[Zodiac]

"What can you catch but not throw?" :D

[Rbstr]

the flu

[Zodiac]

the flu

Answer is usually a cold but that works just as well. :clap:

[JetRaiden]

What is black white and red all over?

Thats a brainbuster.

[mechaman]

What is black white and red all over?

the newspaper

[Zodiac]

What is black white and red all over?

A stupid kid's english paper after being graded. :p

[Cyanide]

What has two banks but no money?

[Jaged]

a river

[FlakMan]

Damn Jaged beat me to it. I don't have another riddle right now.

[Derfud]

the newspaper

Wrong, nobody reads the whole newspaper!

It's a skunk getting it's head bashed in by a club!

nub

:p

[EineBeBoP]

So how many of us are using google.com? :lol:

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

[KeviN]

What has two banks but no money?
Enron. :p

[JetRaiden]

So how many of us are using google.com? :lol:

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

ah crap I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

[Dharkbayne]

Cyanide's is a river

Eine's is "nothing"

[Cyanide]

Here's a real hard one. Please don't post the answer and spoil it for others. If you get an answer, pm me and I'll tell you if you're right.


There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

[Derfud]

I own the fish, I killed everyone else.

[Zodiac]

So how many of us are using google.com? :lol:

Greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it
And if you eat it, you will die.
what is "it"?

Pretty simple when I thought about it for a minuate.

The answer is: "Nothing"

edit: Good riddle Eine, put a smile on my RL face when I figured it out. :D

[Lonehunter]

What driver doesn't have a license?

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A screwdriver

[Dharkbayne]

That sucked. :p

[Jaged]

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

[Dharkbayne]

A coffin.

[Jaged]

Lemme guess, you saw that on the same google site that I did?

[Dharkbayne]

Nope, heard it before, I've heard alot of riddles.

[Jaged]

How do you get out of a three page paper?

[Ait'al]

Edit: with a bad song reference.

[ZeusCali]

what can you throw but not catch?

[Rbstr]

we just did that one

flu/cold

[ZeusCali]

"What can you catch but not throw?" :D what can you throw but not catch? they are different and btw the answer to zodiac's is actually a train, if you know the answer be creative.
Find an answer to mine
What can you THROW but not catch?
i have 2 possible answers for it
--edit another one slightly stupid but whatever
what can you pick up but not put down?

[Robot]

What can you THROW but not catch?


you can throw up, but you can't catch up?

[Zodiac]

they are different and btw the answer to zodiac's is actually a train, if you know the answer be creative.
Wrong. :no:

If you are the Hulk, you can throw a train, but even the Hulk cant throw a cold.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl:

[ZeusCali]

you can throw up, but you can't catch up? you can catch up in school work and in walking with a group you can also throw up all over the floor... this has been guessed before and does not work in zodiac or my Riddles...wrong sorry try again, no limit on my guesses just dont strygun it

and hulk can throw a train but your not the hulk... o.O

[Dharkbayne]

How do YOU know?! EH?!

[ZeusCali]

Okay i found an old word file i had in one of my hard drives so here are some riddles i'll number them z1,z2,z3 and so on answer here if u feel like it
z1. What state is surrounded by the most water?
z2. A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
z3. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
z4. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[Dharkbayne]

Z4. It's a photograph, she shot him w/ a camera, ect.

[Rayder]

You assholes totally fucked my thread up... thanks a lot.


z1. What state is surrounded by the most water?
z2. A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
z3. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
z4. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

z1 - Hawaii
z2 - They are all boys
z3 - 2nd place
z4 - is what the guy above me said

[Octavian]

What is black white and red all over?

A pissed Santa?

[Ait'al]

Quote: z1. What state is surrounded by the most water?


z2. A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
z3. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
z4. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Z1. Alaska. It has the most shore. Hawaii doenst have anywehre near the most.


Z2. one is dead, one is transexual, or One is her husband. 8)
Z3. Depends on what you were positioned before you passed him. It could be from 1st place laping hte second placeperson, to the becoming 2nd place, to anyone a lap or more back getting up one more lap as they pass the second place person, including the third place person.(from the perspective of the second place person.)
Z4. Id have to go with the picture thing. though she could have done weirder things.


and the thing you can throw and not catch. Train. :rofl:

Id say its a fit! 8p

[Zodiac]

and the thing you can throw and not catch. Train. :rofl:

Id say its a fit! 8p

nope.

The Hulk can catch trains just as well as he can throw them.

[Ait'al]

I was laughing at it not asnwering that. 8\

[Dharkbayne]

Z2. one is dead, one is transexual, or One is her husband. 8)

So if your kid dies, he's automatically not your son? And she married one of her kids? Fucknut. :rolleyes:

[Lonehunter]

Name something you can't get rid of by losing it.
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Your temper

Yeah that's from Anger Managment :D

[Ait'al]

Your mind!

Quote: Originally Posted by Ait'al

Z2. one is dead, one is transexual, or One is her husband. 8)
So if your kid dies, he's automatically not your son? And she married one of her kids? Fucknut. :rolleyes:

She has 3 boys 3 girls and as a joke her husband is a child you fucking nitwit!

[Dharkbayne]

Aital, he had the answer at the bottom, yet again, I say, Fucknut.

[Ait'al]

And my answer is just as valid.

:stoppost:

[Rayder]

Ait, your a retard, lets just come out and say that now.

Hawaii is surrounded by more, now here's the key word, water than any other state.

Half of 7 is not 3, it's 3.5, and since you can't have half a person, all of her children are boys.

And riddles aren't logic traps, they're word games. So, by passing the person in 2nd place, you would thus be in 2nd place.

[Dharkbayne]

Also, quit making shitty jokes, they aren't funny.

[Ait'al]

Ait, your a retard, lets just come out and say that now.

Hawaii is surrounded by more, now here's the key word, water than any other state.

Half of 7 is not 3, it's 3.5, and since you can't have half a person, all of her children are boys.

And riddles aren't logic traps, they're word games. So, by passing the person in 2nd place, you would thus be in 2nd place.
Please stop insulting me, im not insulting you. That still doest make sense because if she has half it still 3.5 like you said. There has to be another answer to have it make sense. and it wasnt it a stupid joke it was an actuall answer. This is a riddle. to get half of any gender she has to half a number of actualy children has a whole number when you divide it by two. Therefore it has to be either 6boys and the father or 3boys 3 girls and the father.

3+3=6+1=7 So SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYDER. And alaska has more shoreline literally than alaska. but hawaii has more percentage wise. So alaska literally has more physical water around it. Im not making a fucking joke im having a fucking conversation like the rest of you. So shove your pathetic childish little qauble up your ass and grow up. Stop blaming me for something i didnt cause. Your answering stuff just like everyone else. and i didnt fucking post to be flamed by your stupid ass.

[Rayder]

You ask not to be insulted. That is EXTREMELY hard when your making a complete idiot of yourself.

One, Hawaii is surrounded by more water. Not Alaska, not California, HAWAII. Alaska has more shoreline, oooh! Big fucking deal! Is it surrounded by water? NO!

RIDDLES ARE NOT FUCKING LOGIC TRAPS! The woman has 7 children, half of which are boys. How is this possible? All of her children are boys. There is no math to it. Get it through your thick skull that riddles are not fucking jokes. Riddles are not god damned math problems. Riddles are a serious test of one's abilities to think outside of the box. Not the bullshit you see today. However, jokes can be riddles if ment and developed as a test of one's capabilities. Not something to just make you laugh.

Oh, yet again, your post makes no sense and therefore has no merit.


This is a riddle. to get half of any gender she has to half a number of actualy children has a whole number when you divide it by two. Therefore it has to be either 6boys and the father or 3boys 3 girls and the father.

[Rbstr]

ok we need a lock or some people need to go cool off a bit

[ZeusCali]

should i just post the answer or do i sit back and watch some more entertaining episodes of "friends"

[Ait'al]

RAyder shut up. You started insulting me because i had a different answer than you. i dont care what you think that is my answer and im not posting it to ridiculed by you. I was just using your info to fucking base mine on. AND YOU FUCKING IDIOT ALASKA IS ALMOST COMPLETELY SUROUNDED BY WATER! Stop calling me and idiot and stop replying to my post i didnt make any of them to be responded to. Just as a statement of my opinion of the answer. GET OVER IT AND MOVE ONE. THEY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!

And you should post the answers. 8) Im curious.

[ZeusCali]

what can you throw but not catch, my answers are your voice and a party

z1. What state is surrounded by the most water?
-Both alaska and hawaii are good answers but the correct on is infact, sorry hawaii, it is actually still good that you thought of those two countries most people answer california or florida. But it asks for the most water with no limit of how far out, and the farther you go out from hawaii the more water you count not the same for alaska
most shore-alaska most water-hawaii

Where i originally got it the answer was "Hawaii. All of it is surrounded by water. Most people, amazingly enough, get this one wrong. They either say Maine, Florida, Alaska, or California."

z2. A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
--Answer is all Are boys, but you guys came up with some pretty funny ones.
also accepted are transexual (jokingly as they are half male :-D)
5,6,7 are boys.
ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.z3. If you were running a race, and you passed the
person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

-The correct answer that i Used when posting this riddle was 2nd place. but the one with passing up is logical but makes the riddle more complicated then necessary.
You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, huh? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.z4. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
--
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.-------------------------
what driver doesn't have a license?
a Joy rider, immigrant, student driver(has a permit), those crazy people on the freeway lol, oh and screwdriver :-P

[FlakMan]

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[ZeusCali]

Omg Nice one

--------edit here are some logical riddles

L1.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

L2.How many birth days does the average man have?

L3.Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?


think very hard for this one it's harder then it looks\/
L4.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Very stupid logic one\/
L5.Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

L6.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

L7.If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

[Ait'al]

This is bad but:

What keeps time but doesnt let you know it. Gets your attention but doesnt let you keep it. Only goes on as long as you let it. But never stops when you want it.

[Rayder]

A little late but...


What may go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?

The answer was
-Umbrella

Winners Points
Corrosion +1



Next riddle:

I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I eat the maid's life. What am I?

[ZeusCali]

answer to how do you get out of a 3 paged paper?
is "Cut the pages in half and you now have two halves. We all know that two halves make a whole - so there you are, climb though the "hole" and you're out!!

-----moreriddles----

s1.Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
s2.Why wasn't the outlaw allowed to be buried in the town cemetery?
s3.What has 2 gloves and 4 legs?
s4. Can a boyscout make a fire with one stick?
s5. What runs but never gets out of breath?
s6.There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

*edit*
-Say 5 days of the week with using tommorrow, today, yesterday, monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday,friday,saturday, or sunday, and no using another language

[Ait'al]

Omg Nice one

--------edit here are some logical riddles

L1.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

L2.How many birth days does the average man have?

L3.Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?


think very hard for this one it's harder then it looks\/
L4.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Very stupid logic one\/
L5.Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

L6.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

L7.If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

i think i got them 8p
L1 none he didnt collect a lighter.
L2 One less than the years hes lived?
L3 MOM! ^^
L4 I remember this one form school. 1=1 ;)
L5 they didnt make coins in 1897?
L6 reverend john smith.
L7 5

[Rbstr]

Omg Nice one

--------edit here are some logical riddles

L1.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

L2.How many birth days does the average man have?

L3.Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?


think very hard for this one it's harder then it looks\/
L4.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Very stupid logic one\/
L5.Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

L6.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

L7.If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?


L1 6 if you assume he has a lighter
L2 don't know
L3 mom?
L4 they wieght the same 1 pound each
L5 you have one more duh! or they wen't made then?
L6 johnny
L7 2

EDIT damn you ait posted just before me

[Ait'al]

What keeps time but doesnt let you know it. Gets your attention but doesnt let you keep it. Only goes on as long as you let it. But never stops when you want it.

:p

[ZeusCali]

L1.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

L2.How many birth days does the average man have?

L3.Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?


think very hard for this one it's harder then it looks\/
L4.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Very stupid logic one\/
L5.Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?

L6.Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

L7.If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?

i think i got them 8p
L1 none he didnt collect a lighter.
L2 One less than the years hes lived?
L3 MOM! ^^
L4 I remember this one form school. 1=1 ;)
L5 they didnt make coins in 1897?
L6 reverend john smith.
L7 5
nice response for 1st but not the one im looking for
2. em no
3. yes
4. em no
5. em no
6. wtf?
7. em no

L1 6 if you assume he has a lighter
L2 don't know
L3 mom?
L4 they wieght the same 1 pound each
L5 you have one more duh! or they wen't made then?
L6 johnny
L7 2
1 yes
2 ...
3 yes
4 em sorry but no it's harder then that
5. em what? i dont understand
6 yes
7 yes


-edit-
try these too

s1.Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
s2.Why wasn't the outlaw allowed to be buried in the town cemetery?
s3.What has 2 gloves and 4 legs?
s4. Can a boyscout make a fire with one stick?
s5. What runs but never gets out of breath?
s6.There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

*edit*
-Say 5 days of the week with using tommorrow, today, yesterday, monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday,friday,saturday, or sunday, and no using another language

[Nazsteph]

L1 : Depends on how you look at it:
1+the his age at death; of birthdays over his lifetime
infinitly many; his birthday still exists after his death
But the answer you are looking for is 1, a man can be born only once

L4 : I think its 1=1 also

L5 : I think the 1898 coin is made up of more precious metals then the 97 coin.

S1 : Sea Food restaurant
S2 : Probably because he isnt dead
S3 : No Idea
S4 : I don't see why not, break the stick in two or if he is true boyscout he should be always prepared and brought along some matches or a lighter
S5 : Nose, Sink Tap, Refrigerator
S6 : See S2 Survivors dont get buried
S7 : I think the question is entered wrong but my answer is "5 Days of the Week"

[Dharkbayne]

Please stop insulting me, im not insulting you. ... your stupid ass.



:rolleyes:

[Rbstr]

#5 if you have 1898 silver dollars you would have more $ than if you had 1987 of them

#4 WTF could it be then? one pound of anything is the same as one pound of anything else, unless one is in different gravity than the other.

Now if it was a pound(british currency) worth of feathers or a pound woth of gold i would say feathers

[xmodum]

these are makin me feel stupid ... i didnt even get most of them till i saw some1 say it :doh:
god i need sleep :p

[worldvengence]

ZeusCali's

L1 - None, b/c Cigars CANT be entirely smoked

L2 he only has one BIRTHday
L3 Your mom

L4 The same

L5 More $

L6 Johnny

L7 You have 2

[ZeusCali]

Think very hard for this one it's harder then it looks\/
L4.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
-The answer is actually feathers.
- One pound of feathers is more than one pound of gold
because the "pound"unit is different. The most commonly used system of weights in the US andGreat Britain is the avoirdupois system,
where 1 pound = 16 ounces. Thisisused for most solid objects, except for precious metals and gems; gold isweighed by a special system, called the troy system,
where one troy pound=12 troy ounces. Where one avoirdupois ounce is 28.35 grams, one troyounceis about 31.10 grams.To convert from avoirdupois pounds to troy pounds, multiply the first by1.2152 to get its equivalent in troy measurement. Therefore, one "pound"offeathers in troy weight is actually 1.2152 pounds (one avoirdupois pound),compared to one troy pound of gold. And the feathers win. Thanks Joni!!

i saw rbster got that one, kinda it is more complicated then the british pound....

for nazsteph-
s1 yes
2 yes
3...
4 em no only 1 stick no snapping
5 looking for water but that works
6 yep
7 well ya

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ZeusCali's

L1 - None, b/c Cigars CANT be entirely smoked sorry but that could be true yet the source said "- 6, he makes 5 originals from the 25 butts he found, and after he smokes them he has 5 butts left for another cigar."


L2 he only has one BIRTHday-yes
L3 Your mom- .... ya but why do i feel insulted lol

L4 The same nope

L5 More $ explain

L6 Johnny yes

L7 You have 2 yes

[Dharkbayne]

Erm... colors = no

[ZeusCali]

Erm... colors = no
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colors=no wtf?
you got em so wtf you talkin bout?
"wtf mate"

[EarlyDawn]

Hint: nobody understands a fucking thing you're saying, ever.

[Corrosion]

"wtf mate"
http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/corr.gif/Kangaroosig2.jpg

[Zodiac]

This thread reminds me of the time last sememster I came around a corner in the hall at school and saw three of the special ed kids cussing at and pushing each other. Only, that was funny.

[Setari]

This thread reminds me of the time last sememster I came around a corner in the hall at school and saw three of the special ed kids cussing at and pushing each other. Only, that was funny.
:lol:

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: Corrosion, when you said that, the "Wtf mates" kangaroo pic was up, :rofl:

EDIT: Oh yeah, I mean in regular posts, just talking in colors it kinda, annoying

[Setari]

:rofl: Corrosion, when you said that, the "Wtf mates" kangaroo pic was up, :rofl:

EDIT: Oh yeah, I mean in regular posts, just talking in colors it kinda, annoying
http://s90796260.onlinehome.us/Corr.gif/Kangaroosig2.jpg

but honestly that edit of yours > :sick:

[Ait'al]

What keeps time but doesnt let you know it. Gets your attention but doesnt let you keep it. Only goes on as long as you let it. But never stops when you want it.

:pNext riddle:

I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I eat the maid's life. What am I?
We still have these two left. Get crackin.

[Dharkbayne]

the 2nd one is a feather duster thing.

[Rayder]

s1.Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
s2.Why wasn't the outlaw allowed to be buried in the town cemetery?
s3.What has 2 gloves and 4 legs?
s4. Can a boyscout make a fire with one stick?
s5. What runs but never gets out of breath?
s6.There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

*edit*
-Say 5 days of the week with using tommorrow, today, yesterday, monday,tuesday,wednesday,thursday,friday,saturday, or sunday, and no using another language

s1. Aquarium - or - Sea food restaurant if the "-" between man and fish was a mistake
s2. He wasn't dead
s3. A human being
s4. Yes. He uses a match
s5. So many answers to this one. Nose; Refrigerator; car; computer; etc. etc.
s6. One doesn't bury survivors.

I think this last one is worded wrong too but... "Five days of the week tomorrow"

[Veteran]

What's white, black and red and can't turn around in a hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

I kill me.

[ZeusCali]

s1. Aquarium - or - Sea food restaurant if the "-" between man and fish was a mistake
s2. He wasn't dead
s3. A human being
s4. Yes. He uses a match
s5. So many answers to this one. Nose; Refrigerator; car; computer; etc. etc.
s6. One doesn't bury survivors.

I think this last one is worded wrong too but... "Five days of the week tomorrow"s1. yes sea food restaurant is correct
s2 correct
s3. no you have 4 hands and 4 leggs? then your not your average "human" being sorry, but incorrect
s4. correct
s5. okay all work
s6. correct


--ait'al your 2nd one is a broom i pm'd you the answer


:rofl: Corrosion, when you said that, the "Wtf mates" kangaroo pic was up, :rofl:

EDIT: Oh yeah, I mean in regular posts, just talking in colors it kinda, annoying
sorry i wrote it in ms word and then copy and pasted

[Dharkbayne]

:doh: ????

[ZeusCali]

the colors were because i had made the post using microsoft word and had colored text so that it was harder to view the answer when looking at the text
i just copied from my Riddles.doc file

[Ait'al]

Quote: Originally Posted by Ait'al

What keeps time but doesnt let you know it. Gets your attention but doesnt let you keep it. Only goes on as long as you let it. But never stops when you want it.

:p
Quote: Next riddle:


I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I eat the maid's life. What am I?


I dont know the answer to the second one but does anyone have a guess to the first one or want the answer?

What does the broom suck away her life as in time. oohh gotcha!

[Rayder]

Zeus, humans have 2 gloves which go on their hands, and 4 legs, your probably thinking that our arms aren't legs, but they are. Sorry to burst your bubble :)

[EineBeBoP]

a broom

[Rayder]

I'm lazy and not waiting 3 more hours.

Winners Points
Corrosion +2
Zues Cali +1


The answer was a broom.

Next riddle:

What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see?

[SDM]

What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see?
A bricklayer, a bulldozer, superglue in a eyedrop bottle, and glasses.

This is too fucking easy. :rofl:

[xmodum]

either all those are correct ...... or hes looking for something that does all of those at once :D

[Rayder]

Read it again, and think outside of the box. It's like this one...

A barkeep went outside of his bar for 5 minutes because he was feeling sick. When he went back in everyone was gone except for one man. After going over to wake him up thinking he was just asleep, the barkeep noticed he had been shot, and that there were 52 bicycles in the bar. No one had entered the bar from the front door (which is the only entrance). What happened?

[Dharkbayne]

52 gun toting byciclists dug in through teh floor and shot him?

[Ait'al]

If anyone didnt get it. the aswer to mine was a time bomb.

He was sick becuase he had just shot the man and all hte stuff was already there.

[Rayder]

Box. Outside. Think.

[Ait'al]

Next riddle:

What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see?A Prop comic!! :lol:

What else. Lets see. Stone. You make the castle out of it, you remove it from the mountain to make things, Can get in your eye or hit you on the head, and is turned to glass under extreme heat, especially the kind you build european mideival castles out of.



What keeps time but doesnt let you know it. Gets your attention but doesnt let you keep it. Only goes on as long as you let it. But never stops when you want it.


Timebomb. Does anyoen get why. This one was mine.



I didnt get any private msgs?@whoever said they sent me one.

[Rayder]

O.K., since none of you are getting it...

What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, helps others to see?

The answer of course is... sand.

And as to the bicycle one, think people, it's not that hard.

[Ait'al]

Stone=type you build castles with=limestone=sand

And hte guy was sick because he commited the crime and came back into what he had left.

[Rayder]

Ait, you got both wrong.

[Rayder]

I give this to ye....

The big moron and the little moron were standing on the bridge over the River Send. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off too?

[1024]

wahts blue and fluffy?

[Robot]

ZeusCali:

s1. At a restaurant that serves fish.
s2. dunno
s3. A very happy rottweiler.
s4. Yes, if he has a lighter or matches.
s5. A river.
s6. New York, because they would have hit the mountains on the side of New York.
s7. 5 days of the week.

[Squeeky]

<+Squeeky> A dead hooker is found in a ditch, with a bottle of lube, and a MC Hammer CD. How'd she die?
<+Squeeky> BECAUSE I RAPED HER AND DUMPED HER CUM FILLED BODY IN A DITCH
<+Squeeky> EHEHHEHEHEHEH
<QuakCow> wtf
<CDL-Derfud> wtf
* You were kicked by PSU-Strygun (get a grip)
* Now talking in #ps-universe
<+Squeeky> bitch stole my MC Hammer CD :[

[Rayder]

s6.There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

s6. New York, because they would have hit the mountains on the side of New York.
You stupid!

[Robot]

You stupid!

oh sna

[_-Gunslinger-_]

I give this to ye....

The big moron and the little moron were standing on the bridge over the River Send. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off too?

because the other one was a little moron ( More on )

[Rayder]

Well that's not fair because you know where I got it from.

[Rayder]

1. Why do people go to bed?

2. What's Irish and stays out in the back of the house, even in the rain?

3. Why do police lieutenants wear belts?

4. Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came sweetness.

5. I am emeralds and diamonds, lost by the moon. I am found by the sun and picked up soon. What am I?

6. With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless and tall; in the end, I rule all. What am I?

7. In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

8. Man walks over; man walks under; in time of war he burns asunder?

9. What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?

10. If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?


There, I gave you some of the best ones I know of, and some of the easiest as well.